[sbu_large_image] Preamble
21 April 2012 1331 comments
Mark Mark
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Let me take you by the hand (honestly it’s fine) and lead you around the Fantasy football touchline to ponder our final teamsheets. I’m going to miss our Saturday strolls, our little dip into the brains of the press boys before deadline…

This weekend there are relatively few issues troubling us. We can surely expect major Chelsea rotation for today’s early kick-off at the Emirates, with a vast number of us hoping that swings in favour of Robin Van Persie and Arsenal. Elsewhere, the City lineup looks decided for the run-in now that Tevez has reminded us of his class. As for United, there is one issue, mainly concerning the collapsible talents of Ashley Young.

Can Young keep his feet place in the United lineup for the meet with Everton? Certainly The Times, The Guardian, and The Mail all think so, which means no start for fit-again Nani. Personally, I’m expecting Sir Alex to grant Young a rest. There’s been chatter all week on the winger’s…ahem….loss of balance and, having stated he’s carrying a slight knock in his press conference on Friday, it seemed that Sir Alex was laying the groundwork to justify handing Nani a first start since his return from injury. Just an educated hunch and one that the Sun and the Telegraph agrees with. That’s dubious company mind, as we’ll see in a bit.

Elsewhere some Fantasy managers will be wondering if fringe defenders Jose Enrique and Philippe Senderos will come in from the cold. I say fringe, Enrique really isn’t that, while Senderos doesn’t even have a fringe – but you get the gist. Aside from The Sun who have Dan Agger at left-back, the press boys are all backing a return for Enrique this morning, just in time for the Gameweek 36 doubles. They reckon Dalglish won’t look to three centre-backs for the visit of shot-shy West Brom, with the Spaniard returning and ousting the calamitous Carragher to the bench.

As for Senderos – it’s a split. Some, like The Guardian, feel that Chris Baird will get the nod at right-back with Stephen Kelly out with a wrist injury (best not to ask). The majority, however, go with Aaron Hughes at right-back with the balding Swiss tower returning alongside Brede Hangeland. Whether he’ll be able to fetch a clean sheet with the wizardry of Victor Moses in opposition is another matter. There you go – I can now use Moses and the phrase wizard in the same sentence without any irony. Almost.

To round off our little wander, let’s stroll through this morning’s contenders for the “Do they know something we don’t?” award.

The Times feel that Leroy Lita will lead the Swans attack at Bolton. Brendan Rodgers has hinted at changes so perhaps it’s perhaps not far-fetched that Lita will get a roll of the dice at the expense of Danny Graham. It’s no goals in nine league starts for the former Watford hitman, turned bungling blank-firer.

The Guardian have Djibril Cisse back in the QPR lineup for their crucial home clash with Spurs. The thing is, they’ve restored him at the expense of Bobby Zamora. Very odd. An oversight or have the Guardian got wind of a knock, illness or some backroom shenanigans?

The Independant have Ryan Taylor back in the Newcastle lineup for the clash with Stoke – he comes in at left-back with Davide Santon making way. The Sun also cut Santon, with James Perch shifting to the full-back role to make way for Cheick Tiote’s return in midfield. Certainly it seems that Santon is yet to cement his starting role in some folk’s eyes. Ryan Taylor’s inclusion would come as big news for Fantasy managers for the final weeks. It would be nice, but I have my reservations.

Not to be outdone, The Telegraph have paired both Andy Johnson and Pavel Pogrebnyak up front for Fulham, while Alex Kacaniklic earns a start on the flank with no place for Damien Duff. Would Martin Jol really dump the impish winger and go 4-4-2? The Guardian also go with a Johnson/Pogrebnyak pairing – I’m not sure I agree. In fact, maybe we should take the Telegraph’s views with a pinch of salt – they feel that Dean Whitehead has the legs to play at right-back and central midfield for Stoke at Newcastle. Whoops.

Did you notice that there was no mention of the mavericks from the Daily Mail amongst those potential bloopers? I know. It’s slightly unsettling.

Enjoy the Gameweek.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. A.
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Schwarzer or Vorm, 2 minutes to go?!
    Currently Vorm

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  2. The_Druid
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Play Sess or Moses guys?!

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    1. A.
      • 15 Years
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      Sess

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  3. Epic Fail
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    Leave my team as it is or make last minute changes just 'cause I can?

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    1. A.
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      Change, change 😛

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Thanks. I'll start making changes in a minute or 2.

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    2. Menly
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Im gonna leave this question unanswered cos I have my own pointless questions to ask

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    3. Pratik
      • 17 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      who is your captain?

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Dempsey (C) RVP (VC)

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        1. Twisted Saltergater
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          • 17 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          epic fail 🙂

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    4. MCH
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Save for next week.

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  4. HappyAnkit
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Play 3-
    Veerm, Huth, R Taylor, Simpson, Evans

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    1. ★FC Borecelona★
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Verm Simpson Evans

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      1. A.
        • 15 Years
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        +1

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  5. Willis.
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Double up on Toon defence or play Vermaelen?!?!

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    1. A.
      • 15 Years
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      Verm

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    2. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Double UP.

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    3. GOB
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Verm

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  6. tearindon1
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Stuff it. NO hits. Demps IN Walcott Out. Roondog CAP.

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      no city coverage? wow

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    2. Dan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Have a feeling Rooney won't score...

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    3. Twisted Saltergater
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      I wouldn't ... get Aguero or Tevez and give them the arm band. Keep Walcott.

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    4. MCH
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Roon here too come on Wayne you know you want a big score!!!

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  7. SuperMario
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    one to bench from ....

    Evans, Enrique, Ream ?????

    PLEASE>...

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    1. HST
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Ream (whoever the fudge he is)

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      1. SuperMario
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Bolton player x 2 games

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        1. Twisted Saltergater
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          • 17 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Enrique then

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        2. HST
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Bolton don´t keep clean sheets bench him.

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          1. Twisted Saltergater
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            • 17 Years
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            this. only Bogdan worth having for the save points from Bolton's def.

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    2. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Enrique

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  8. Pratik
    • 17 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    4 minutes to go....

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  9. Menly
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    How have you guys not decided who you're gonna play?! You've had a week!

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    1. ★FC Borecelona★
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      This is what I say to myself every Saturday

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Stop bringing your common sense onto this site. How dare you.

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  10. tearindon1
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    NO CITY coverage. lol

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      won't be laughing sun evening

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      1. tearindon1
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Maybe you right mate. I have never been a fan of taking to many hits. The thing is choosing between Kun and Tevez is a nightmare because u could end up with 1 doing F all. However we will see.

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      2. Mull
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        You really think Wolves are going do anything but park the bus. Norwich gave Tevez and Aguero a lot of space last week as they were actually playing for the win. Wolves will try and not get slaughtered.

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  11. Dundalkspud
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Everyone becomes really selfish this time of the week 🙂

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  12. Mak_Gold
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Captain who out of Dempsey, Cisse, Rooney, RVP and Siggy?

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    1. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Clint

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    2. A.
      • 15 Years
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      Cisse IMO

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    3. HST
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Cisse

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    4. GOB
      • 14 Years
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      Cisse

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    5. QPR Lad 92
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I went with Dempsey

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  13. Lovely Jubbly Lions
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Only just seen the news....Glad I went with a city forward now!!

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      what the news??? tell me please

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      1. MJ6987
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        OMG, you don't know???

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    2. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      What news????

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    3. Dan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      What news?

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    4. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      What news?

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    5. Hybrid.power
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Trollololoooo

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    6. Bad Pen
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I assume you're talking about Hennessey being out?

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      1. Lovely Jubbly Lions
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Yes can't believe I've only just seen it, they are gonna get smashed by city

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        1. Mak_Gold
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Thank you, sir. Did Rooney -> Tevez(C) at 11:29. 😀

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          1. Gaz Downright
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            • 15 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            I kept Roon and did RVP to Tevez(c) myself.

            Lets pray together

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            1. Mak_Gold
              14 years, 3 months ago

              That's a good move as well. In fact, I myself was considering it, seeing as Rooney delivers even when he's out of form while RVP has done nothing from a fantasy perspective the last few weeks.

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    7. Chris Highwind
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      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      +1

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    8. Gaz Downright
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      haha

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  14. OPTA FPL
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    play Schwarzer or Krul?

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    1. HST
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Krul

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    2. GOB
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      K

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  15. Van Dal
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    COMON THEN LETS BE HAVING YA CISSE(c) YOU ALL BETTER WATCH PAPISS THE BEAST CISSE COMING THRU GONNA TEAR SHIT UP 🙂

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  16. Lawrø
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Oh the last minute impulsive decisions just Captained Captain America and benched BAE for Vermaelen!

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    1. McDog
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Good moves imo

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    2. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Just captained Dempsey last minute myself.

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  17. MrAnderson
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Ok I'm gonna do it.i can keep myself busy today without the need to bump into anyone who might tell me footy scores so I'm gonna avoid checking results and watch m o t d tonight in an emphatically excited manner. A difficult task but worth it as there is nothing better.oh and I've also done petrov captain (grabs coat and runs out door)

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  18. SPorting
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    2 minutes people.......places everyone please!

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      *gets in the block*

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    2. Canelo
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Every week you say this and every week you make me laugh.

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      1. SPorting
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        all the world's a stage etc. etc.

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        1. SPorting
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          and i'm wearing my leg warmers whilst saying it.

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        2. Canelo
          • 14 Years
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          Ha! Indeed.

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    3. Spike ⚽️
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      😉

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  19. Pratik
    • 17 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    caulker or bae

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  20. El Pulpo Paul
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    No changes feck it!

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    1. Champ
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Good man

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      1. El Pulpo Paul
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        2 frees next wk hope it works out

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  21. Champ
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    This is going to feel like the longest "updating" time ever!!

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  22. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    shall I play walcott over sess? got 3 arsenal if I play walcott

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  23. Pinoche
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Dempsey 6 goals in 9 appreances against Wigan !

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    1. A.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Nice stat 😉

      But too late

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    2. Mull
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Wigan had beaten Arsenal 0 times in 6 at the Emirates before last Monday. Things change.

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  24. Menly
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    We have all.... the tiiiime in the world 😀

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  25. MJ6987
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Play Verm or Skrt?

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  26. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Time to take my fish for a walk......

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      😉

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    2. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Me?

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    3. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      LOL

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  27. In Like Flynn.
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Ding, Ding, Ding, Seconds away.............Round 35

    Good luck to all here................and here comes the double game week. Spectacular points lift or damp squib?

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    1. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Squibalot.

      Rubbish teams have DGW with no stand out players.

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  28. HappyAnkit
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    UPDATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  29. Gaz Downright
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    just threw out all reasoning and went with the words of Mr Gut

    Kept Rooney, got rid of RVP and captained Tevez

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  30. Ginkapo FPL
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    You know it close at 12 today?#

    Ha just kidding

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