The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
13 May 2012 2165 comments
Mark Mark
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Our final day together with the 2011/12 season feels just a little odd. We should really welcome the fact that all ten fixtures will be played out at three o’clock this afternoon, but ironically, it jars to get a set of Premier League fixtures completed in one gulp. We’ll be eagerly stuffing our faces with no dessert to follow.

Perhaps my indifference is caused by my own anti-climax – it feels like I’m just seeing things out. My Fantasy season ends much like Man United’s – it would take an alignment of the gods for me to scrape further glory from what has been a pretty decent showing. I’ll take a gamble or two and hope for the best, but, for the second season running, most of my attention will be turned to the top of the Fantasy Premier League: that’s where a real tussle will be played out, where all the tension is.

Just five points separates the top three managers, with Scout League leader Gary McLean sitting in third. All three have made their transfers and will have presumably selected captains designed to give them a crucial differential. Now they just have to wait for the goals from three o’clock to decide their fate.

I can’t really get close to imagining how that must feel, few us will. The tangible prize may be far from glittering, but the title of FPL Champion, after 38 Gameweeks, is one that has surely stolen sleep and gatecrashed thoughts for weeks now. The tension these guys feel today, as every goal is announced, must surely be close to unbearable. The stuff marriage break-ups are made of.

Let wish Gary all the best for the day ahead and take a wander with the papers to calm the nerves.

Fortunately, there’s relatively little to unsettle us amongst the prospective teamsheets. Chelsea’s lineup remains shrouded in mystery, with no end of conjecture on how Roberto Di Matteo will approach the game with the Champions League final with Bayern looming large. The general consensus is on strength, with most of the press backing starts for Fernando Torres. Interestingly, however, both the Guardian and The Sun stand against this – both suggest that Romelu Lukaku will be handed the striker’s role, with the Sun even giving a start to Lucas Piazon, although the young Brazilian has in fact confirmed that he’ll be on the bench today.

While the gamble on Torres looks fairly safe, then, Juan Mata’s start seems less secure. Neither the Telegraph nor the Guardian opt for the Spaniard in their predicted lineups and the Sun also find no place for the impish playmaker.

In the Old Trafford camp, the Sun back yesterday’s story on Michael Carrick by omitting him from their predicted lineup. Tom Cleverley is drafted in to support Paul Scholes in the engine room as United look to spark an unlikely chain of events with three points at Sunderland. Carrick is safely in every other press lineup, with the Guardian the only paper to go for Nani on the flank – Ashley Young and Antonio Valencia are expected to retain their starts.

Leighton Baines’ return to the Everton lineup is one we’ve given a fair amount of oxygen to via last night’s Differentials from Big Dunc. The press seem to support our view that Baines will make his return – the Guardian, the Telegraph and the Sun restore Baines at left-back, with Sylvain Distin making way, or replacing Johnny Heitinga in central defence.

Baines could just be a differential to back then, with Torres, Carlos Tevez and even Andy Carroll ending the season on a potential high to edge into our last minute decision making.

When you stop to think, in many respects, we’ve almost come full circle in 38 weeks. We started the season wondering if Tevez, Torres and Carroll could provide heavyweight alternatives up front and, today, they might just do that. Outside of Man City, Victor Moses has commanded more transfers in than any other player – belatedly living up to the hype that burdened him all the way back in the opening Gameweek.

Tevez, Baines, Torres, Carroll, Moses – so many of those we had big hopes for on day one, have suddenly arrived late to the party, clutching cheap booze and looking to crash through the door. Baines has a decent mix tape, Moses is rattling on about successful dribbles and Carroll has a glimmer of a threat in his eye again. Are we really going to let these guys in? Shout if you see Carroll go upstairs.

Enjoy the final Gameweek.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Last minute change made.
    4pt hit for Kelly to Ivan.

    Giddy Up!!!!

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    1. And good luck to you all! Thanks for a great season!

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    2. Pablitto
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      +1

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  2. Perthite
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    Bench order:

    Does (McAuley Surman Simpson) seem right - or switch the first two?

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    1. Leave it

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    2. Epic Fail
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      Switch.

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    3. Perthite
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      Thanks for the replies. Left it as is - probably much of a muchness since Surman doesn't often start.

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  3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    “FROM BUG TO VISTULA, FROM THE BLACK SEA TO THE BALTIC"

    THEME TUNE: "THE GREAT GATES OF KIEV"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDxqpY0mOVI&feature=related

    😀

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    1. A.
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      Needs more dragons and shit 😛

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        • 16 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        I will see what I can do ... 😉

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    2. Mílanista
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      • 14 Years
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      We are all busy going mad about lockdown right now and you bring this up 😀

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        13 years, 7 months ago

        It is the only way ... 😉

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    3. Bøwstring The Carp
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      Are you trying to turn is lot into the Red Army? 😀

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        No. Go to the forum, and read our theme poem ... 😉

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        1. Bøwstring The Carp
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          Half a league half a league onward.... I hope to be near the top...

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  4. Sly Fly
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    It's such a sad moment ðŸ™

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  5. Holy See
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    Arrgghh! Best of luck. To me in particular.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      +42. 😉

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    2. Paul
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      +111111

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  6. Bøwstring The Carp
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone know how I can put my euro code in my name so that when I post it appears for everyone?

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    1. Optimus.
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      go to your profile on ffs

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    2. Epic Fail
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      Top right - Your Profile.

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  7. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    FPL Season 2011/12:

    FINISHED

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    1. DVassell
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      *weeps*

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    2. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
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      😥

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    3. Aditya K
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      R I P :LOL:

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  8. Willis.
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Kelly -> Terry (4 point hit). OK??!

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    1. Optimus.
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      next year yeah

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    2. I did Kelly to Ivan on 11:29
      Think you are out of time dude...

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  9. SPorting
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Good Luck Gentlemen.

    See you on the other side!

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    1. Bad Pen
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      Same to you Sporting.

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  10. Lloyd Xmas
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    Greaves or Hurst.
    I think i will play Hurst

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    1. threeputt
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      good move, surely a hat-trick beckons 🙂

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  11. A.
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    Window slams shut!

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  12. shegull
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    (C) Cisse - Come on, last minute season saver.

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  13. Shipstontrev
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    And relax!!!!!

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  14. kraftwerker
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    Time!

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  15. Pinoche
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Ok.
    Gone with RVP captain !

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  16. Û©ÛžÛ©Tommo727™Û©ÛžÛ©
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    10 seconds!

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  17. Mílanista
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Times up, good luck everyone.

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  18. jayzico
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    TIMEEEEEEEEEEE gentlemen. and breath...

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  19. Champ
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    Bon chance.

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  20. DLL18
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Updating

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  21. Sleep Talk
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    • 14 Years
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    UPDATING!

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  22. fitzy
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    updating

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  23. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Here We Go For The Last Time. ðŸ™

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  24. Tin of Directors
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    And for the final time this season:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFpvbue4bBY

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  25. kraftwerker
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    Have a good one, chaps.

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  26. drughi
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    good luck everyone, lets enjoy last GW of the season

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  27. Hybrid.power
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    Updating. I'm secretly hoping Valencia doesn't play at all today so I get Siggy off the bench and I don't feel bad about benching him.

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    1. ShadyGooner
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      I wish the same. Have petrov on bench

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    2. drughi
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      i benched siggy also

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  28. Mak_Gold
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Ding, ding, ding- it's over!

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    • Nickyboy
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      Good luck peeps

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    • 4vets
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      Bloody hell... nothing to do for 3.5 hours ðŸ™

      What's this Grand Prix thing like? 😉

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      1. Mílanista
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        I hear there's a fantasy game 😉

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        1. 4vets
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          Heheh... not for me though. I can't manage a footy team properly!

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      2. threeputt
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        could be interesting, hamilton starts at the back even though he was quickest. watch him pile through the back markers

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          "Watch him pile INTO the back markers" 😛

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        2. Shipstontrev
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          or pile into them!

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