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5 November 2012 1392 comments
Anorak Anorak
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Somebody once said “A little knowledge can be dangerous” (Einstein, if you are interested) and, in the context of the suspension tightrope this week, we’ve seen this profound maxim played out before our very eyes as Michu and Marouane Fellaini racked up their fourth week of suspended animation in the weekend fixtures.

Both players still sit a single indiscretion from a one-match ban, though, and although Swansea’s Spanish number nine negotiated his home encounter with Chelsea with just a two point return, the towering Belgian notched a double to serve those of us who gave him too wide a berth a severe lesson. While our pair of protagonists look forward to a decent run of fixtures, Fantasy managers are understandably cautious of investment, given the duo’s Tightrope balancing act.

Fulham defender-cum-midfielder, Chris Baird has been the object of desire for over 100,000 Fantasy managers in the last two Gameweeks, thanks largely to his back-to-back goals against Villa and Reading. The out of position prospect delivered a cautionary note to his new owners this week, however, after receiving his fourth yellow card of the season in the Craven Cottage draw with Everton. Pulled up for an unfair challenge on Steven Pienaar, the Northern Irishman will now join the Tightrope party ahead of the visit to Arsenal in Gameweek 11, while his suitors now face an anxious wait.

Chelsea pair David Luiz and Ramires are not strictly new additions to the funambulist’s fraternity, though both flashed brightly on our disciplinary radar this week. The duo missed out on first-team duties at Swansea on Saturday – a place on the bench greeted Ramires, while Luiz was ruled out with an ankle injury, but they will be wary of further sanction in their next forays after accruing their fourth cautions in the Capital One Cup win over United in midweek. It’s therefore an interesting proposition this Sunday as, if fit and selected, the Brazilians will face up against fellow tightrope resident Luis Suárez – all three bidding to avoid an enforced rest.

The final pairing to be picked out this week highlight the future risks within the otherwise investable West Ham defence. As the cheapest back line to muster a season-leading four clean sheets, West Ham continue to blink wildly with solid budget options – as this week’s shut out of the Champions showed, the tricky fixtures ahead may still reap reward in this area. Sitting pretty in the centre of that defence, and the upper echelons of the Fantasy point charts, James Collins and Winston Reid would leave a large hole behind should they fall foul of a sanction, and while the likes of Jordan Spence would step in, injuries to James Tomkins and Guy Demel already have the Hammers’ backline stretched.

For the full list of those now with four cautions to their name, the tightrope widget in the right-hand sidebar is the place to visit.

Crossing to the other side of the line, a few new faces put themselves in hot water this week, and will now serve immediate bans. A straight red card for Fabricio Coloccini, following dangerous play in the vicinity of Mr Suárez will see him suspended for the next three fixtures (WHM, SWA, sot). A pair of yellow cards for an over exuberant Jack Wilshere against Manchester United will put him straight back in the Emirates stands for the visit of Fulham, while an accumulation of yellow cards for Aston Villa defender Eric Lichaj, despite only starting three league games this season, has amounted to five and a ban for the upcoming visit of United. Those 3 will join Stéphane M’Bia (second of three matches) and Cheick Tioté (last of three) in missing gameweek eleven.

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  1. Corrigan
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Billy Jones 4.4 if anyone is interested

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  2. satyam
    14 years, 4 days ago

    noooooooh... i brought morisson in for santi only this gw..

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Nice transfer...

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      (lol)

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      1. satyam
        14 years, 4 days ago

        now only an olsson goal+cs would do it for me... fuming 🙁

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    2. ★FC Borecelona★
      14 years, 4 days ago

      lolwut?

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  3. Bøwstring The Carp
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Ok, Ben Davies I am pretending you are Morrison that had a blank. Let's do this Foster. Mustn't. Get. Angry. At. Morrison. Injury.

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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      14 years, 4 days ago

      Personally, I am dancing on his grave ... 😉

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  4. bennydebull
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Say aye if you spawned a Gorkss off the bench?

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    1. SMOOTH
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      14 years, 4 days ago

      aye wish

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  5. Terry Butcher's sneake…
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Morrison out , Gorkss off my bench. Yess 🙂

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    1. bennydebull
      14 years, 4 days ago

      You didn't say aye - fail

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      1. Terry Butcher's sneake…
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Sorry 🙂 Aye

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    2. 4-4-who?
      14 years, 4 days ago

      It's a game of luck. enjoy

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      1. Terry Butcher's sneake…
        14 years, 4 days ago

        First time this season 🙂

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  6. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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    14 years, 4 days ago

    Sorry about this - I just can't resist ... is 45 plus one to play any good??? 😆

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    1. Nopli
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Pretty Average

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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        14 years, 4 days ago

        I know ... 😉

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      14 years, 4 days ago

      It's times like this I wish I owned Morrison... 🙁

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Sorry, MataU ...

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
          14 years, 4 days ago

          It's ok...I'll buy him next week so I can experience such eurphoria... 😀

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          1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
            14 years, 4 days ago

            euphoria*

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            1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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              14 years, 4 days ago

              He will be going cheap ... 😆

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    3. Chris_White
      14 years, 4 days ago

      My word, your prayers have most certainly been heard... 😀

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Now I will have to get rid of the voodoo doll ... 😉

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    4. SPorting
      14 years, 4 days ago

      depends if that one scores an own goal or gets sent off.

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Entirely possible. It's Foster. 😉

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    5. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      42 plus one myself. DOOOOHHH!!!! 😀

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    6. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Ask me in a couple of hours, 41 with two to go 😛

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 4 days ago

        OK. 😀

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    7. Balotellitubbies
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Don't apologise. I dont get why when ppl post their rubbish scores everyone likes it but when ppl post a good score everyone gets annoyed. Typical British attitude.

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      1. SPorting
        14 years, 4 days ago

        i say old chap. steady on!

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        1. Balotellitubbies
          14 years, 4 days ago

          😆

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      2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 4 days ago

        It's 'cos I have just got Fellaini off the bench ... 😉

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        1. Pap Le Cissier
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          14 years, 4 days ago

          Shame pie boy Stevie played!

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          1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            14 years, 4 days ago

            Keep me posted on Demba, Pap, won't you? Ta. 🙂

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        2. Balotellitubbies
          14 years, 4 days ago

          Yh u had him in ur squad though so its not all luck. Wilson got 1 pointer last week so u win some u lose some.

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          1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            14 years, 4 days ago

            Yep. 🙂

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    8. Back on the horse
      14 years, 4 days ago

      ha, grreat news for you! 😛

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  7. Jaswarbrick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 4 days ago

    what the hell is wrong with Morrison? !

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Had a gig tonight...so unfortunate.

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    2. FPL Daniel
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Follows the rule. Never go with WBA attacking players. They always fail when u expect from them and perform whenever u don't / wanna own them

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      1. Muniains Tears
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Had Long for the last ~5 gw's (including this), he didn't let me down once!

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    3. Independiente
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Somebody at Paddy Powers knows because i checked 1st scorer prices with them on line this morning and he wasn't on there list, thought it was just a glitch, til now

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    4. 4-4-who?
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Noble for 3 points coming in isn't that bad.

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      1. Jaswarbrick
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Yes true, but Morrison would have ripped Southampton apart I feel

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  8. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    14 years, 4 days ago

    steve clarke has just said Morrison picked up a niggle in training. Steve Clarke has decided not to risk him.

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Thanks...back to you at touchside Bemba.

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      1. King Kohli
        14 years, 4 days ago

        😀

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  9. Salah’s Sonnet
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Begovic
    Baines, Cameron, Ivanovic
    Pienaar, Hazard, Cazorla, Sterling
    Ba, RVP, Jelavic

    If i dont do well this weekend i never will lol.

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    1. Chris_White
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Cracking XI

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    2. Jax
      14 years, 4 days ago

      sterling won't do much i reckon v chelsea. who u got on the bench?

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    3. Salah’s Sonnet
      14 years, 4 days ago

      cheers man.

      Bench is foster, Gorkss, Mikel, demel

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      1. Jax
        14 years, 4 days ago

        play gorkss v norwich.

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        1. Salah’s Sonnet
          14 years, 4 days ago

          i know yeah, will do that and drop sterling to the bench i feel.

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          1. Salah’s Sonnet
            14 years, 4 days ago

            reckon ivanovic and pienaar >> rafael and fellaini is worth it?

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  10. 4-4-who?
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Loving it that Morisson is missing. Injured.

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    1. THE Wild Rover
      14 years, 4 days ago

      So are many of his owners... 🙄

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  11. THE Wild Rover
    14 years, 4 days ago

    People lucking out with Morrison not playing are a loud minority. Most will be really pissed off...

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    1. Pinoche
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Morrison ➡ Gera will be my transfer 😉

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    2. Holy See
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Quite... Sterling for 2. Yippee.

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      1. Professor Abel X
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 4 days ago

        And me, worse even that I took a hit for Morrison. Oops!

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    3. Waldaz
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Looks like everyone has Gorkss off the bench!

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      1. Salah’s Sonnet
        14 years, 4 days ago

        not me.

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    4. Back on the horse
      14 years, 4 days ago

      means my H2H is won, so that's good.
      unfortunate about the rest of the players that have the high scoring benchers coming into the 11

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  12. Crouchy
    14 years, 4 days ago

    has anyone got Gorkss off the bench due to Morrison been out?

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      14 years, 4 days ago

      *holds hand up in excitement*

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    2. Terry Butcher's sneake…
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Yep 🙂

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  13. Paul
    14 years, 4 days ago

    This just sucks!!!!!
    was banking on Morrison a lot.....and on top to make everything worse i got sterling coming off!!!!....damn i missed having Gorkss by 1 spot!!!!!

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      1. bennydebull
        14 years, 4 days ago

        been done - more apt first time around

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    2. Pinoche
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Never bench Gorkss.

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    3. Mílanista
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      14 years, 4 days ago

      Sterling is the only outfield player on my bench to score less than 6 and he is the only one I'm getting. This GW certainly sucks.

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    4. Paul
      14 years, 4 days ago

      to make matters worse i might be out of the FFS Cup just due to this!!!!!!

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  14. SPorting
    14 years, 4 days ago

    so Morrison out and Gorkss in to give me 46 for the week.

    no action tonight and the team score all sorted with no boners speculation.

    a high note and an anti-climax at the same time.

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      14 years, 4 days ago

      I can reach 46 if Foster keeps a CS and makes 3 saves...and that's with Gorkss on the bench...arrgh!

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    2. Terry Butcher's sneake…
      14 years, 4 days ago

      53 this GW 🙂

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    3. Gargamel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Oh you did not! That's some tasty autosub shenanigans

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  15. Thomass
    14 years, 4 days ago

    how many points would foster get if he saves a penalty and keeps a cleenie?

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    1. THE Wild Rover
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Wait and see....

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    2. Pinoche
      14 years, 4 days ago

      10+

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    3. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Read the rules FFS!

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    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      14 years, 4 days ago

      50

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      1. Egg noodle
        14 years, 4 days ago

        you forgot to add save points 😉

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  16. Hannibal Jack
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Lukaku punt fails miserably. Any explanation as to why he isn't even in the squad?

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    1. Jax
      14 years, 4 days ago

      he's on the bench...

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    2. THE Wild Rover
      14 years, 4 days ago

      He is on the bench

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    3. Ghost Ship
      14 years, 4 days ago

      bet he comes on and scores against a knackered defence.

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  17. Jordan.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Seething needed morrison to get 4 points to beat main rival in h2h ,now got sterlings 2 points ,been looking forward to the match all day and now nothing to watch ,suppose its the luck of the draw but will now have to e4ndure 5 days mickey taking ,harsh game sometimes ,especially when you get someone in for prime fixtures and they dont play ....gutted....

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    1. THE Wild Rover
      14 years, 4 days ago

      That would hurt me most, losing my only player from a live game... 😐

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    2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      You will have to pretend that it is all part of the master plan ... 😀

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      1. Jordan.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 4 days ago

        And when i think back how the hell did sterling only get 2 yesterday,pppffffffffffftttttttttt

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  18. sy
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Part of the reason I got Morrison was to have a player to watch in the game tonight, that didn't go according to plan!

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    1. COMH
      14 years, 4 days ago

      That's what Ridgewell is for 😉

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    2. lightspeed
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Snap

      For a points hit too.

      Turns out I could have fielded 11 anyway lol

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  19. big oak
    14 years, 4 days ago

    good ramirez is starting
    got 7 pts from him in gw6 and since then been carrying him through his injury mostly because i have a good bench
    i believe in him and think he makes a good differential with 0.2% ownership

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  20. cruzex
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Morrison 🙁

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  21. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Is Bemba Da Geoff Shreeves?

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    1. Park the bus
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Bemba Da is a little cretinous moron.

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  22. clockwork
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Thats it - Rooney and Morrison out for RVP and Mcnauff

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  23. Bøwstring The Carp
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Ah I was really enjoying towering above you lot with my 54 and Morrison-Foster to play 😛 Better get a CS tonight or I won't be a happy trout...

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  24. ManofKent
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Lukaku captain, Morrison becomes Vermalean... I'm now expecting a red card from Foster 🙁

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Oh, come on. Chins! 🙂

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    2. Gargamel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Haha ouch.

      As they say - for every Doosra and Sporting ABG there's a Manofkent

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  25. D0GS B0110XS FC
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Thinking of bale out for mata and ba for berba if both fit. what you recon?

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  26. Piggs Boson
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Rickie Lambert. Become the hero. Foster, save everyone elses shots for some save points...

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      1. Piggs Boson
        14 years, 4 days ago

        That was awesome. I believe again now.

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  27. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Nigel Adkins has explained Artur Boruc is under internal investigation after an incident at White Hart Lane last week.

    Gazzaniga is drafted in

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  28. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    14 years, 4 days ago

    I have a sneaky feeling Foster is going to do a 'Tim Howard' tonight and score...it looks pretty windy out there. I happen to live close by on the Eastern side of Bromwich.

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    1. bennydebull
      14 years, 4 days ago

      A poor student then?

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    2. Back on the horse
      14 years, 4 days ago

      will that be before or after his 2 penalty saves?

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    3. ManofKent
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      14 years, 4 days ago

      Windy enough for a hat trick? 😉

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  29. bennydebull
    14 years, 4 days ago

    I was kinda considering Morrison for my last sub - but went with Felllaini. Glad I didn't let the Soton fixture sway me 🙂

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  30. Independiente
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 4 days ago

    I'll be checking with Paddy Power next time i do a transfer! they somehow knew Morrison was out, think they'd tell there partners!

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    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Yea a gravatarless (was it you?) last night pointed that out. Very suspicious. They must clearly either be in touch with the club, or have people on the inside.

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      1. Independiente
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        14 years, 4 days ago

        nah wasn't me, seen it this morning

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