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5 November 2012 1392 comments
Anorak Anorak
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Somebody once said “A little knowledge can be dangerous” (Einstein, if you are interested) and, in the context of the suspension tightrope this week, we’ve seen this profound maxim played out before our very eyes as Michu and Marouane Fellaini racked up their fourth week of suspended animation in the weekend fixtures.

Both players still sit a single indiscretion from a one-match ban, though, and although Swansea’s Spanish number nine negotiated his home encounter with Chelsea with just a two point return, the towering Belgian notched a double to serve those of us who gave him too wide a berth a severe lesson. While our pair of protagonists look forward to a decent run of fixtures, Fantasy managers are understandably cautious of investment, given the duo’s Tightrope balancing act.

Fulham defender-cum-midfielder, Chris Baird has been the object of desire for over 100,000 Fantasy managers in the last two Gameweeks, thanks largely to his back-to-back goals against Villa and Reading. The out of position prospect delivered a cautionary note to his new owners this week, however, after receiving his fourth yellow card of the season in the Craven Cottage draw with Everton. Pulled up for an unfair challenge on Steven Pienaar, the Northern Irishman will now join the Tightrope party ahead of the visit to Arsenal in Gameweek 11, while his suitors now face an anxious wait.

Chelsea pair David Luiz and Ramires are not strictly new additions to the funambulist’s fraternity, though both flashed brightly on our disciplinary radar this week. The duo missed out on first-team duties at Swansea on Saturday – a place on the bench greeted Ramires, while Luiz was ruled out with an ankle injury, but they will be wary of further sanction in their next forays after accruing their fourth cautions in the Capital One Cup win over United in midweek. It’s therefore an interesting proposition this Sunday as, if fit and selected, the Brazilians will face up against fellow tightrope resident Luis Suárez – all three bidding to avoid an enforced rest.

The final pairing to be picked out this week highlight the future risks within the otherwise investable West Ham defence. As the cheapest back line to muster a season-leading four clean sheets, West Ham continue to blink wildly with solid budget options – as this week’s shut out of the Champions showed, the tricky fixtures ahead may still reap reward in this area. Sitting pretty in the centre of that defence, and the upper echelons of the Fantasy point charts, James Collins and Winston Reid would leave a large hole behind should they fall foul of a sanction, and while the likes of Jordan Spence would step in, injuries to James Tomkins and Guy Demel already have the Hammers’ backline stretched.

For the full list of those now with four cautions to their name, the tightrope widget in the right-hand sidebar is the place to visit.

Crossing to the other side of the line, a few new faces put themselves in hot water this week, and will now serve immediate bans. A straight red card for Fabricio Coloccini, following dangerous play in the vicinity of Mr Suárez will see him suspended for the next three fixtures (WHM, SWA, sot). A pair of yellow cards for an over exuberant Jack Wilshere against Manchester United will put him straight back in the Emirates stands for the visit of Fulham, while an accumulation of yellow cards for Aston Villa defender Eric Lichaj, despite only starting three league games this season, has amounted to five and a ban for the upcoming visit of United. Those 3 will join Stéphane M’Bia (second of three matches) and Cheick Tioté (last of three) in missing gameweek eleven.

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  1. SPorting
    14 years, 4 days ago

    WHERE'S MY MORRISON??!!

    now all i have to look forward to is Gorkss coming off my bench!

    Monday night.......ruined!

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    1. Chris_White
      14 years, 4 days ago

      ROFL

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    2. Bøwstring The Carp
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Well for some. Poxy Davies.

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    3. bennydebull
      14 years, 4 days ago

      He's on the bench

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      1. bennydebull
        14 years, 4 days ago

        20 min cameo 🙂

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        1. SPorting
          14 years, 4 days ago

          i. hate. you.

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          1. Mílanista
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            14 years, 4 days ago

            He isn't on the bench

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          2. bennydebull
            14 years, 4 days ago

            seriously has anyone posted the bench yet ?

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    4. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      😆 you jammy bastard

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    5. ★FC Borecelona★
      14 years, 4 days ago

      😆 😀

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    6. Spike ⚽️
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Told you that top of the page post signalled your lucky day 😉

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  2. Samwise the Brave
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    14 years, 4 days ago

    Morrisson defitatly a No-show????

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Yup not in squad

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      1. Samwise the Brave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Welcome to my team Felilini, :), thanks BEMBA, made my day

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      2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Really? 😯

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
          14 years, 4 days ago

          Doos you lucky man...Fellaini off your bench...happy days

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        2. Samwise the Brave
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          14 years, 4 days ago

          Yup, I'm so pleased, had jelly upfront so played him instead under the assumption Fel would play deep, planned to transfer him out this week. Not any more

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  3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    14 years, 4 days ago

    feel sorry for those who got in lukaku, not even on bench 🙂

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    1. Chris_White
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Doosra has already transferred him in this week... 😆

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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        14 years, 4 days ago

        Not funny.

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    2. 4vets
      14 years, 4 days ago

      So why the smiley?

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    3. Gobigorgohome
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Feel sorry for me too! I have Morrison and I had a big hope. 🙁

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    4. Pinoche
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Long starting AND on the bench as well?

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        14 years, 4 days ago

        It's Lukaku on the bench, ignore this guy. Remember he's the guy who told everyone there wasn't a chance Mata wouldn't play this GW

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    5. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Such a numptey...

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      1. Park the bus
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Bemba is an absolute child, really brings down what is generally a well-informed mature bunch of posters on this site. I don't contribute as often as I'd like but it's amazing how you can get a feel as to who to listen to and who to totally avoid.

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        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          14 years, 4 days ago

          Complete cretin

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    6. Crouchy
      14 years, 4 days ago

      scout picks worked it's magic this weekend 😉

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    7. Jax
      14 years, 4 days ago

      lukaku's on the bench....

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  4. 5678
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Rrrramiiirezzz

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    1. Le Limpar
      14 years, 4 days ago

      🙂 - I was just downplaying expectations earlier...

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  5. Pinoche
    14 years, 4 days ago

    No worries.
    Lambert brace coming up!!

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    1. FPL Daniel
      14 years, 4 days ago

      its a certain

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  6. FPL Daniel
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Demi look what have u done/ Please man come back. Tones of lineups and confusion

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    1. Gobigorgohome
      14 years, 4 days ago

      No need to confuse mate. I copied from Official Twitter Accounts. 🙂

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      1. FPL Daniel
        14 years, 4 days ago

        U and 10 others. Hilarious 3 pages of lineups. Something called a rating, reputation !!!

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        1. FPL Daniel
          14 years, 4 days ago

          😉

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          1. Gobigorgohome
            14 years, 4 days ago

            I just wanted to let you all know the official line up. At the moment I m so sad that My man Morrison is not playing... 🙁

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  7. Mr. Perfectionist
    14 years, 4 days ago

    WTF happened to morrison. He was my captain 🙁 🙁

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    1. Crouchy
      14 years, 4 days ago

      who was your vice?

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    2. Pap Le Cissier
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      14 years, 4 days ago

      Who is vc?

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    3. Gobigorgohome
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Agreed with your username. Sorrry for you!

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    4. Mr. Perfectionist
      14 years, 4 days ago

      RVP vc luckily!

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  8. OPTA FPL
    14 years, 4 days ago

    That boy is exact LOLKaku haha

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  9. HuttonDressedasLahm
    14 years, 4 days ago

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Where the hell is Morrison????

    Right I'm quitting this stupid lottery of a game!!! Fuuuuuu

    &£)&*%^#**%#^*+=#{#^*+}}

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    1. Gobigorgohome
      14 years, 4 days ago

      The reason I had Morrison is for the SOT GAME! Fuuuuuuuu!

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Lottery? You captained Morrison...that's more like stupidity to me.

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Shhhhh

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      2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        14 years, 4 days ago

        No offence by the way...you still did well this GW with Arfa off the bench...cheer up

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    3. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      At least you're getting some decent points off the bench.

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    4. Piggs Boson
      14 years, 4 days ago

      It literally came out of no-where!! No warning 🙁

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    5. floydy_floyd
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Whos ur vice lad?

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Tevez 🙁

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    6. Corrigan
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Unlucky mate

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  10. Pinoche
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Lukaku is on the bench.

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    1. FPL Daniel
      14 years, 4 days ago

      i can put the bet live scoring for him than

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  11. Pap Le Cissier
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Well, that makes my mind up on.morrison.to fellaini -4!

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  12. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Stay quite Gaston!

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    1. LOCO ABREU
      14 years, 4 days ago

      injury free please

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    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      +billions. Eyeing that boy since GW2

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  13. Cruicky
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Morrison out, but have Ben Arfa to come off the bench, so not too bothered.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Oh so do I actually and Tevez (c) 7 points extra and I'm done

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  14. HuttonDressedasLahm
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Cazorla to Morrison (c)

    #stuffoflegends

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    1. Cheggers
      14 years, 4 days ago

      ur own fault

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      1. CABAYE4
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Harsh.

        There's been no mention of this injury at all until the line-ups came out.

        Could have been a great move, captaining someone who plays in the hole at home to Southampton could have been big points.

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    2. Crouchy
      14 years, 4 days ago

      can't help but laugh , sorry

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    3. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
      14 years, 4 days ago

      😆 that's painful 🙁

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  15. Joga Bonito®
    14 years, 4 days ago

    A nice 0-0 draw please with a foster penalty save from Lambert.

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    1. Nopli
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Yeh will take that all day long. 6 Points for Clyne plus possible BAPS. 🙂

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  16. Bøwstring The Carp
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Anyone know if Morrison has a bad injury, or was he dropped?

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      No. 😕

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      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Injury

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      2. ★FC Borecelona★
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Wow, Fellaini off your bench 🙂

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      3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        14 years, 4 days ago

        What's with the frown? FELLAINI OFF YOUR BENCH!

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    2. THE Wild Rover
      14 years, 4 days ago

      injured but nobody knows how bad

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    3. Gobigorgohome
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Hamstring!

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  17. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    14 years, 4 days ago

    is d simpson now going to play after perch picked up a knock and colocinni out?

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    1. SmokeyH
      14 years, 4 days ago

      I hope so. Should with the red card too.

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    2. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Perch and colo had nothing to do with him not playing. Anita took his spot. So if imagine anita shifting to mf with simpson at rb if cabaye is confirmed out

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      1. CABAYE4
        14 years, 4 days ago

        If Perch is out, Anita will probs play CM even if Cabaye is fit.

        Meaning Simpson will likely return at RB, unless Pardew decides to play Bigi in midfield (I hope he does).

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        1. Pap Le Cissier
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          14 years, 4 days ago

          Ah of course, tiote out for.one more game!not sold on bigi yet

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  18. SPorting
    14 years, 4 days ago

    so, wait 90 mins then Morrison > Ramirez to rotate with Sterling.

    luvvly jubbly.

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  19. SmokeyH
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Time for Gera to justify my punt on him tonight!

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  20. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 4 days ago

    To avoid any confusion:

    WBAFCofficial ‏@WBAFCofficial

    ALBION TEAM v Southampton: Foster; Jones, McAuley, Olsson, RIdgewell; Yacob, Mulumbu; Odemwingie, Gera, Dorrans; Long

    ALBION SUBS v Southampton: Myhill (gk); Popov, Brunt, Lukaku, Rosenberg, Fortune, Tamas.

    Saints team: Gazzaniga, Clyne, Fonte, Yoshida, Fox, Schneiderlin, S. Davis, Lallana (c), Ramírez, Lambert, Rodriguez.

    Saints substitutes: K. Davis (GK), Hooiveld, Ward-Prowse, Guly, Shaw, Mayuka, Puncheon.

    If you don't trust the lineup posts when Demi's not around just go to the club's twitter feed.

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    1. SPorting
      14 years, 4 days ago

      i just don't trust you......

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        1. SPorting
          14 years, 4 days ago

          i meant in general.

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      1. OPTA FPL
        14 years, 4 days ago

        .....

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    2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      So - Lukaku on the bench? I am content. Cheers, Milanista. 🙂

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      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Only content? You're getting the highest scoring player of the week off your bench! 🙂

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        1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          14 years, 4 days ago

          Ah - forgot to mention that ... 😉

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  21. Thomass
    14 years, 4 days ago

    west brom team??

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    1. Pinoche
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Morrison starts.

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        14 years, 4 days ago

        on the treatment table

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        1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          14 years, 4 days ago

          What is wrong with him, Bemba?

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          1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
            14 years, 4 days ago

            hamstring is the rumour

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      2. Pap Le Cissier
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 4 days ago

        I wish!! 😀

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  22. meechamspowders
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Am actually furious that Morrison isn't playing.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Likewise. Just ruined my dinner!

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      1. meechamspowders
        14 years, 4 days ago

        I'm definitely selling him now. Might not be the right thing to do, but I feel I need to do something drastic as a protest!

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  23. Hazmat
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Morrison soon to become a 6m man again. Huzzah.

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  24. Joga Bonito®
    14 years, 4 days ago

    What sort of points are we looking at for the paddy power cup entry?

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  25. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Doosra, on the positive side, Fellaini is in!

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Indeed. Feck me!!! 😀

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        14 years, 4 days ago

        Good things do happen to silly people after all! 😀

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  26. Licky
    14 years, 4 days ago

    What's the story with Brunt?

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  27. Gobigorgohome
    14 years, 4 days ago

    I need a Clyne Goal now. He will come on for Morrison! Now I need SOT Clean Sheet+ A goal from Clyne!

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    1. Licky
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Morrison will come on for the last three seconds.

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    2. Nopli
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Clyne Goal Dreamers 🙂 A couple of goals 😉

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  28. SW6
    14 years, 4 days ago

    Thankfully we're allowed a 5-2-3 formation in FPL. Gorks off the bench for Morrison 🙂

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    1. FPL Daniel
      14 years, 4 days ago

      yeah and 2 5 3 isn't

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  29. Zizou
    14 years, 4 days ago

    so in order to get RVP i'm getting shot of fletcher but need to get rid of one of my big hitting defenders
    (Ivanovic or baines)

    at the minute i'm thinking ivanovic, which means i need a 4.9m def

    or baines means i get a 5.4m def

    thoughts?

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    1. Hazmat
      14 years, 4 days ago

      Ivan + Sagna > Baines + 4.9

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  30. FPL Daniel
    14 years, 4 days ago

    All the chance Fellaini to draw a blank against SAFC

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