The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
10 November 2012 2198 comments
Mark Mark
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Sometimes this little past-time hobby obsession of ours can seem simple. The path to success this week looks wide open and lined with beckoning super models dishing out free doughnuts: you’d be crazy not to follow it.

Thousands already have. Over 200,000 Fantasy Premier League managers have invested in bigger mirrors in their Fantasy dressing rooms to accommodate Marouane Fellaini’s expansive afro. Similarly, there’s another 35,000 who have joined the Michu party late, welcoming the Spaniard into their ranks with a sheepish and apologetic smile. What took you so long?

As for Luis Suarez, it’s perhaps understandable why we’ve been so reluctant to deal with the tattered baggage he brings. Seven goals this season, however, and suddenly almost 50,000 of us have forgotten all that and are flirting with frustration by opening our doors to the volatile Uruguayan.

That’s almost 300,000 transfers this week – perhaps 10% of active FPL managers, who have taken this route to success; it’s hard to deny that such acquisitions make sense.

Fellaini blew up at the Cottage and will now be thrust up top against a Sunderland side that has shown frailty in the air and conceded more goal attempts than any other side from set-plays. There’s no stronger attacking force than Everton in the league right now – Fellaini looks primed to deal damage.

Michu goes to Southampton and is likely to be leading the Swansea attack against a defence yet to keep a shut-out and who have conceded more opportunities in the box than any other team. The Spaniard earns his crust in the penalty area and the odds on Michu emerging from the weekend with further profits look strong to say the least.

As for Suarez, while he faces a stern test at Stamford Bridge, a cauldron awaits him which seems tailor made for him to come to the fore. Suarez will likely line up in opposition to John Terry, a scenario that surely cannot pass without incident. Will that bring Suarez further returns? Let’s just say I’m not expecting a quiet game.

While this all sounds signed and sealed, we know all too well that the Fantasy football Gods can conspire to deal us cruel fates. All three of the aforementioned players, whilst proving hugely tempting targets, are just one booking away from a suspension. How many of the trio will topple from the tightrope and leave the 300,000 with a Gameweek 12 juggling act? How punishing can this game be? We’ll find out in 48-hours.

Thankfully there’s little to concern us amongst this morning’s press. In the main, the predicted lineups all put a comforting matey arm around us. Demba Ba turns up in every one of the Newcastle lineups, the United team-sheet passes without real incident and there’s even some positive signs, with Guy Demel returning to the Hammers defence in the lineups submitted by the Independent, Daily Mail and the Guardian.

Tottenham’s trip to City on Sunday draws some conjecture from the press boys, with Emmanuel Adebayor retaining his starting role in a 4-4-2 in the Guardian, the Times and the Mail, while another three of the morning papers – the Sun, the Independent and the Times, all recall David Silva to the City teamsheet.

Silva’s return, along with the possibility that Theo Walcott will catch fire against Fulham, could be key events this weekend. These are potential heavy-hitters who could yet disrupt the establishment and force a rethink. That would open up new diversions and have us veering off from what already seems a well-trodden path.

For now though, I’ve grabbed my free doughnut. I just hope a few fluttering yellows don’t force me to choke on it.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Egg noodle
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    hello 😀

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  2. r0nh
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    It is goin to be a high scoring GW!!!

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    1. Sarnab
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      But u will get a low score 😉 😀

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      1. r0nh
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Not this week!!

        My luck is about to change 🙂

        Oh that Saturday morning optimism...

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  3. Lizard Lips
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    First?

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    1. Lizard Lips
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Third, ha!

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  4. Sarnab
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Who would u (c) among these players if u don’t have RVP

    Ba, Crouch, Cazorla, Michu, Baines, Pienaar..

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    1. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Michu

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      1. Sarnab
        • 14 Years
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        Just kidding.. 😉

        Hope u understand

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    2. COMH
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Ba or Cazorla

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    3. Egg noodle
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Michu. Although all the sheep would say Ba 😉
      (read the article above. That will convince you to captain Michu)

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    4. skodaole2
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Baines

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    5. Spin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Ba seems the most reliable so far
      Michu if you dont fancy Ba

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    6. heartsattack
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Baines has a great chance of good points, Ba out of those though

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      1. Spin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        I wanted to captain Baines this week but chickened out of it last min and handed it to RVP.
        Guy top of my mini league doesnt have him was the rationale but basically I just bottled it!

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  5. COMH
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Fifth!

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    1. r0nh
      • 14 Years
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      Flith

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  6. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    yay fav article

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  7. Locarno
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Michu yellow, Fellaini yellow, RVP red...

    Today's gonna be about the cards.

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  8. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Toast or Cereal?

    Bacon Sarnie for a hit?

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    1. COMH
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Cereal. Save the bacon for next week.

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    2. Spin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      I'm not usually a fan of taking hits but in this case its worth it!
      Hot cup of tea (c)?

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        With biscuits?

        Which biscuits?

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        1. Spin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Lionel rich tea of course
          http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/lionel_rich_tea

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  9. Egg noodle
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Lets start a last minute rumour than Rooney didnt board the bus 😆

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    1. Sarnab
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      He'll walk and go to Villa park if that satisfies u 😉

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    2. heartsattack
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Won't people suspect anything?

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  10. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Best Preamble yet! Cheers, Mark. 🙂

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    1. Godfather Bandit 42
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      +10000

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  11. Fantasy-er
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Ashley Young worth a punt?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Probably.

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    2. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Change 'worth' to 'is', and the p to a c.

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      1. heartsattack
        • 14 Years
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        Harsh but fair 🙂

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      2. Fantasy-er
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Amen to that.

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      3. Hitman MHK
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        +100000

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      4. COMH
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Hahaha

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      5. sminkypinky
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        haha!

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  12. Demí
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Fellaini is going to be the bane of my season. Just cant come to terms with the fact he's actually a good fpl option now, don't want to believe it..

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    1. Sarnab
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      If Pienaar fails this week and Fella scores I will do Pienaar > fellaini

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    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      got him in for 3 weeks he scored 3 points and got injured....so shipped him and he blows up on his return lol...........now my shame prevents me from getting him back

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      1. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        In the same boat. Waiting for him and Michu to get their yellows and serve their bans. Then they both come in.

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    3. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Everton's fixtures look dire from GW14+ anyway....

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  13. Arselona
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    I'm up coming weeks...

    Fellaini + Skrtel

    or

    Baines + Sterling

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    1. Arselona
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      *In

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  14. philc
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Worth taking bale and pog out to get Ba and McAnuff in?

    At the moment have

    Foster
    Ivanovic Rafael mcAuley
    Michu Bale Hazard Nolan
    Pog RVP (c) Tevez

    Davies Jaas Sterling

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  15. Hitman MHK
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    All set this week?
    Play Federici instead? Quite sold on the captain of Cazorla, if I captain RVP he might only want it for one season
    Team in the link below is much easier for the eye. Cheers
    http://gyazo.com/5da27efb7b30e.....1352543915

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  16. सनकी
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    this is getting longer by days. get it on already!

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  17. Scribe
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Who would you Captain?

    RVP, Baines or BA

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    1. Sarnab
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Is this a question ??

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  18. tajulariff
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Good to go for this week...?

    Begovic (Henderson)

    Gorkss Rafael McAuley (Hughes) (Nelsen)

    Pienaar Michu Hazard Bale (El Ahmadi)

    RVP (c) Tevez Giroud

    Thanks!

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  19. Demel
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Dissapointing to see no mention on who the papers think will start up front for Man City. Does anyone know what the common consensus is?

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    1. r0nh
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Probably Aguero & Tevez

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      1. Tricky
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        +1

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  20. Locarno
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Ahh... finally got on to the FPL. My captain is gonna rip it up.

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    1. Sarnab
      • 14 Years
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      Who it is?

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      1. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Not telling. Everyone will copy it, given my recent form.

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      2. COMH
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Clive Mendonca!

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        1. Locarno
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          I hope you stood and removed your hat when you said that name.

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          1. COMH
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            Naturally 🙂

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      3. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Begovic 😎

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        1. Locarno
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          ?? Don't have him. And that's beyond ballsy.

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  21. Sarnab
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Davies > Saylor for free or should I save it??

    Bego
    Baines Mcauley Cameron

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  22. That's Groß
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    Begovic
    Baines Clyne STaylor
    Walters Bale Cazorla Nolan
    RVP(c) Tevez Crouch

    Have 1FT. What do you I should do with it? 0.1m in the bank.

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    1. bangalo
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      keep it

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    2. heartsattack
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Save transfer but get Crouch out of there soon.

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      1. That's Groß
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        Walters I think too!

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  23. bangalo
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    Nelson or Demel? Lallana or Crouch? Sureez or Bale?

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  24. Tricky
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Help!
    Lallana or Maloney to transfer in??

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    1. Just One More Thing
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Maolney

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    2. Dial Square
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      maloney or ramirez

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  25. woodenarmadillo
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    4 point hit for hazard > mata ?

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    1. Just One More Thing
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      No

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      1. Tricky
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        no

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    2. waitinginthelonggrass
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      No.

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  26. Just One More Thing
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Berbs > Ba. Yay or Nay?

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    1. waitinginthelonggrass
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Hit or no hit? If no hit then yes. Ba is a great option for a good few weeks.

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      1. Just One More Thing
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        No hit - going to do it. Will refrain from Caz > Mata...for now...

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  27. JWilson3
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Gallas > Ridgewell, Yay or Nay?

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  28. Pat Mustard
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Walcott FTW.

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    1. Demí
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      +1

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  29. Nopli
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Only got 3 players involved today 🙁 . Boring day for me. But a 2 pointer from RVP will make my day 😉

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    1. King Nemanja
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      8 involved for me

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    2. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      wake up

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    3. COMH
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      7 for me

      17 pointer from RVP coming up!

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    4. heartsattack
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      6 today and 5 tomorrow. Keeps me interested all weekend.

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  30. Uber Mo
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Can I get a quick RMT ahead of this gameweek please:

    Begovic
    Rafael Vermaelen Baines
    Bale Santi(c) Michu Pienar
    Suarez Jelavic Ba(vc)
    (Tremmel, Maloney, Clyne, Gorkss)

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    1. King Nemanja
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      looks good

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