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4 April 2013 1166 comments
Mark Mark
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Sometimes, when in the presence of greatness, you can’t help feeling introspective. With Jonty rolling up with a very special “Full Jonty”, featuring none other than the current top ranked Fantasy Premier League manager, I cast my eye around my virtual dressing room with a feeling of disdain. What choice did I have but to gatecrash “Granny’s miffed”, reeling off my tale of woe as my once promising Fantasy season slips into oblivion.

As for our Full Jonty candidate, his story is quite extraordinary. Managing from down under, using reports, highlights and stats to steer his team, this guy sleeps while we fidget and flinch at every clean sheet lost. Get your ears around this valuable insight into a top manager, whilst listening to some rather average ones reel off another round of ScoutCast regulars.

Say g’day mate to this latest episode via this link, or avoid being flaming galah and stream it via the player below.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. New Ghost
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Nandoooo

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  2. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Cardozooooo

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  3. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Boom Cardozo and Torres 🙂

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    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      You have Torres? Lucky 🙁

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  4. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Torres is back!

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    1. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Once you go black (mask), you never go back.

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  5. Ayling Buyers Club
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    What happened to the "all aboard" jingle?

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    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      I hated it !

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      1. Ayling Buyers Club
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        The removal? Or the jingle?

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        1. Evs
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Jingle.

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          1. Ayling Buyers Club
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            Well. Hmm. It was quite loud, I would say.

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      2. hillbillypete
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        grated on me a bit

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    2. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Copyright issues, I think.

      😆

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  6. Doctor X
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Mata with his second assist.

    God, I really need him to start this weekend.

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    1. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      He'll be snoozing on the bench.

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  7. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Mata is better with Torres than with Ba

    Yeah I said it

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    1. New Ghost
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Si.

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    2. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Most definitely.

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    3. Smakies
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      spanish connection

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  8. JT's Dog
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Oops misread the article as granny milfed, totally different meaning

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      1. Willis.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        No, you read correctly.

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    • Ayling Buyers Club
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      You guys reckon Lampard will start at the weekend?

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      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Yes

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      2. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Yep.

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        1. Ayling Buyers Club
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Cheers, guys.

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      3. Declan-
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        yes

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      4. Willis.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Yesh

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    • HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Steven Taylor needs to stop this distraction lark
      It's a bit schoolboy!

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      1. Optimus.
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        did he play conway twitty?

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    • Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Salah is the next Messi

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      1. Smakies
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        weren't you saying how messi was shit 2 days ago 😀

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        1. Chu Young Ping Pong
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          It's just that Salah is left footed so I didn't call him the next Ronaldo 😀

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          1. Smakies
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            😀

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      2. kimoo
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        13 years, 1 month ago

        hey dude are u egyptian 😀

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        1. Chu Young Ping Pong
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          I am

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          1. New Ghost
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            😯

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            1. Chu Young Ping Pong
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 1 month ago

              😯

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              1. New Ghost
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                13 years, 1 month ago

                Always you were English. Pleasant surprise. 😀

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                1. New Ghost
                  • 13 Years
                  13 years, 1 month ago

                  *thought

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      3. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        I thought you didn't rate Messi?

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        1. Chu Young Ping Pong
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          True.

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    • Willis.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Mata off

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      1. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Yes!

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    • kimoo
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      salah make bale looks shit 😀

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    • Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Jaaskelainen / Federici
      Clyne / Wilson / Dawson / Zabaleta / Hill
      Cabaye / Bale / Santi Cazorla / Walcott / Maloney
      Sturridge / Suarez / Van Persie

      1 FT, £0.0m in the bank.

      Studge to Berbs? yay or nay?

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      1. Ayling Buyers Club
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Yay.

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    • Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      This Salah guy is quite good.
      he just needs to learn meaning of the word pass.

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    • hillbillypete
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      so looks like walcott isnt playing this weekend then

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    • Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      long throw from bale- he's a machine

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    • JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      So so far Bale has done nothing. He's so not worth 10+ million of our budgets

      I encourage you all to sell and sell now

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      1. New Ghost
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        I got him at 6.5 😎

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      2. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        He's for the chop next week, unless Suarez gets a yellow.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          I wasn't serious obviously

          But I am selling as a 1 week measure

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          1. 1966 was a great year for E…
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            I know 😉

            I would rather Suarez got his yellow, tbh, there aren't many mids that I really want for the double, esp with the uncertainty over Walcott.

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      3. hillbillypete
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        keeping for season now.

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        1. Declan-
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          +1. Everytime I get rid he scores (I've sold him three times this year)

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    • Professor Abel X
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Ohhhhhh Michael Van Gerwen!!!!

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      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Dart off.

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        1. Professor Abel X
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Game on

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    • Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      So, what is the consensus about Walcott ? Keep? Will he play next week?

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      1. hillbillypete
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        im glad i sold for santi last week.

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        1. Professor Abel X
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Me too, was encouraged not to as it was sideways, but it's worked out very nicely!

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        2. Lord Flashheart
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Got a bit lucky to be fair...

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      2. Willis.
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Keep

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      3. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        This is what I read.

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    • JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Captain America

      How come he doesn't start anymore?

      Or has Siggy just been that good?

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      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        He's been injured I believe.

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      2. Back on the horse
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        he's been a bit injured recently i think, JK

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      3. Scroobius Mac
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Been injured for a while. Sig's been good too though.

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      4. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        ah ok cheers guys

        Might monitor this, fancying a punt on him alongside Bale for DGW

        He is the DGW king after all

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    • Scroobius Mac
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Salah looks brilliant. Glad to see him go off.

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        He is brilliant.

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        1. Granville
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          He's impressed me more in one game than Shaquiri over several. I think they did some good business there.

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          1. Chu Young Ping Pong
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            He's really great, I can tell you that. He was one of the best players in last year's Olympics. Can see him moving to a bigger club in the summer.

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          2. Chu Young Ping Pong
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            And he's only 20.

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      2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Him and stocker ran the show

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    • SPorting
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Please excuse my posting about something so far removed from football but so fitting in a Scoutcast article.

      RIP Roger Ebert.

      "See you at the movies".

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        jealous..

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      2. Ayling Buyers Club
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Did not know that until now. That is very sad, indeed.

        Only just read one of his reviews. 15 minutes ago (!).

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      3. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        🙁

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    • ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Mata going off on 78 min positive for weekend?

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        think so, but I hope not.

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    • Viper
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Spurs are going to ruin my accumulator!!!!!

      🙁

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      1. Viper
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Feckin Scott Parker and his stupid miss!

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        1. BBB
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          he didn't miss it was on target someone didn't move his feet

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    • ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Bale back at left back now

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      1. Jimmers
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        down and out now

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    • mosch1one
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Thinksomeone ison the wind up with the Aston Villapredicted teamin the teamnews section. Sylla, in the hole with us playing a 4-4-1-1 system loooool.

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    • HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Nooooooooooooiooooooooooo

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Bale out for the weekend

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    • crystalpalaceRus
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      o dear bale

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    • DLL18
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Uh-oh

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