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4 April 2013 1166 comments
Mark Mark
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Sometimes, when in the presence of greatness, you can’t help feeling introspective. With Jonty rolling up with a very special “Full Jonty”, featuring none other than the current top ranked Fantasy Premier League manager, I cast my eye around my virtual dressing room with a feeling of disdain. What choice did I have but to gatecrash “Granny’s miffed”, reeling off my tale of woe as my once promising Fantasy season slips into oblivion.

As for our Full Jonty candidate, his story is quite extraordinary. Managing from down under, using reports, highlights and stats to steer his team, this guy sleeps while we fidget and flinch at every clean sheet lost. Get your ears around this valuable insight into a top manager, whilst listening to some rather average ones reel off another round of ScoutCast regulars.

Say g’day mate to this latest episode via this link, or avoid being flaming galah and stream it via the player below.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Bale ➡ Gerrard? Have Studge but not Suarez, and have Mata

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    1. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      I'm doing the same

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      I have the same, but may hold for a dgwer

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  2. Scroobius Mac
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Trying to calm the nerves - that could be broken, could be ligaments or it could just be sprained and a roll. They look and feel roughly the same immediately after the injury. I can't imagine he has a chance of playing this weekend but longer term prognosis is probably too speculative at the moment.

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    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Sprain is still 3 weeks minimum 😕

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      1. Scroobius Mac
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah, I'm selling him .

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    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      agree... keeping everything crossed

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    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      But the thing if he's out for the weekend, it makes sense to to sell IMO given he has a blank anyway

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      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        As a Spurs fan, i am assuming Mac doesn't care.

        To be honest, i don't care either.

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      2. Scroobius Mac
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah I really should've added that. I meant more from a footballing than FPL perspective.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          yeah fair point there, sad to see a player in the form of his life go down like that

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    4. Kostja
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      +8 If it was not dangling around than it is impossible to tell. But it looked like at least a week layoff, cause that will swell up.

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    5. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Either ways, wish him a quick recovery.

      Sad.

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    6. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Anything to do with a ligament tear, it's a minimum of 6 weeks usually (Grade 1)

      Tough luck Mac, don't get your hopes up!

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    7. Jax
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      he's almost definitely out for the season

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  3. Red-United
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Gareth will be alright.

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      I don't think so

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    3. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      I really don't think he will

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  4. o0Ash
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    I did mine like that and it isn't 100% 6 months on...I wish we all had the kind of physio treatment the players have access to. =(

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    1. drunken_mess
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      same here, snapped 2 ligaments! took around 7 months before i was able play again

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      1. bitterandstout
          13 years, 1 month ago

          I've done both my ankles that way and was out for six months each time. He may be so swollen they can't do a scan.

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    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Dammit Bale, it's a week too early for Walcott 😡

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    3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Minimum ankle ligaments according to southgate so minimum 4-6 weeks

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    4. hillbillypete
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Bale def wont play this weekend and has blank next week. decision made.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        THIS

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      2. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Yea same here

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      3. New Ghost
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Yep. Bale to Caz for me.

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        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          just goes to show you why you should never make your transfers so early.

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          1. Nomar
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            This^^^^

            Bale to Hazard is an easy decision made for me now.

            This is why it pays to wait until after all the European games before you make your transfers!

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      4. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        + 1

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    5. flipperallstars
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      This has messed up my plan to keep transfer as can't rely on puncheon to do much, not really any dgw midfielders I would bring in with Everton duo banned and Walcott injured. Any ideas? Team linked

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      1. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        I might just get Hazard in, great fixture coming up. Not getting a DGW player is annoying though - wish Fellaini was back.

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        1. flipperallstars
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          I've got hazard. Could just go 4-3-3 and play clyne as decent fixture and save ft for fellaini and wally next week. No doubt Suarez yellow will lead to berbatov in aswell after weekend games

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    6. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Gareth Southgate just revealed that Bale is out for 4 - 6 weeks.

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      1. New Ghost
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Well that was fast.

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      2. crystalpalaceRus
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Is he spurs' physio?

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      3. denial
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Oh right, that's that sorted out then.

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      4. DLL18
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        That's just his opinion, probably wont know the extent until they assess him tonight or tomorrow.

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    7. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Really wanted to save my FT and get DGW players in, but might have to do Bale -> Hazard or I'd be in danger of playing 10 this week! Could WC, but still doesn't feel worth it.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        if you sell him for a DGWer how many will you have? When were you planning to wc?

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        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          I currently have 4, was planning to get 7 or 8 with a hit or two. Was going to WC GW 36.

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    8. /
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Gareth Southgate thinks 4-6 weeks for Bale minimum.

      Gareth Southgate has done his physiotherapy badges.

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    9. Grubby
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      BALE. BALE!!!!

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    10. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      The convention for bad Middlesbrough Football Club managers seem to think he'll be out for a month at least.

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    11. Dynamic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      How long until we get info about Bales injury do you reckon?

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    12. hillbillypete
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      suddenly have a lot of cash to play with.

      hello Baines

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      1. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Who are you getting in for Bale?

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        1. hillbillypete
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          i really dont know yet....

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    13. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      gerrard, coutino, hazard, schniedelin,......silva.... all 1 week replacements if the worst id true

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    14. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Not to be heartless or anything, but this is really good news for ranks on FPL, means the dead teams will suffer.

      AND OF COURSE I HOPE HE'S OKAY SOON, before people start saying I'm an ass...

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        you're not an ass, you're a trout

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        1. Bøwstring The Carp
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          😕 this throws a spanner in the works for my planned transfers ... thinking next week Mata + Remy --> Silva + Giroud .... or Mata + Remy --> Fellaini + Rooney 😕

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    15. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Salah... Looks a player.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0y6v4k5laI

      The bit of skill at 0:35s to take him past the fullback is unbeleeeeeeivable!

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      1. kimoo
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        iam egyptian and proud of him , we also have SHIKABALA , mohamed ibrahim the most talnted players in egypt now

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        1. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          proud of him?

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      2. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        looks decent

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    16. AK ⭐
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Triple Chelsea mid, or Gervinho time?

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      1. New Ghost
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Gerv

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      2. LOCO ABREU
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        caz and wally

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        1. AK ⭐
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Wally has an 'outside chance' of starting against WBA. Not sure I'm too keen.

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          1. bitterandstout
              13 years, 1 month ago

              thought that was an outside chance against Norwich?

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        2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          or gerrard/coutinho

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      3. Mr. O'Connell
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Bale > Duff. Plays 2 former teams and Villa and hasn't done anything for a while.

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        1. HuttonDressedasLahm
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Ahhh, the opposite of form

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      4. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        http://i.imgflip.com/z666.gif

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        1. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Huge blow for Spurs. Chelsea and Arsenal are licking their lips...

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      5. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Where's Facer?

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        1. LOCO ABREU
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          before caz price rise please 🙂

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        2. Parm
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Taking out Bale for Cazorla before his rise.

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      6. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Torres has now scored more goals this season than Rooney, Hernandez, Tevez, Aguero, Dzeko, Ba, Giroud, Defoe, Cisse & Lukaku.

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        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          in all competitions. he has played in a lot more games.

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        2. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          😯

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        3. Chu Young Ping Pong
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          I don't think Torres has more goals than Rooney!

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        4. SneakyPete
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          The most funny people are those who are trying to defend Torres, Everybody knows how much Rooney,Aguero have played this season

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      7. Acquafresca
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        New plan.

        Keep Michu, sell Bale.

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        1. Konig Luther
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          can michu made voodoo???

          when someone wants sell him, other player have a injury

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        2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          that was the plan anyway since for most bale was cheaper to buy back

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      8. LOCO ABREU
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Bale to Cazorla before the rise?or wait for tomorow?

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        1. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Wait

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      9. I taught Ashley Young how t…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Bale to Cazorla now to avoid price rise or just wait to see if he will be out?

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      10. /
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        I repeat: Gareth Southgate has trained as a physio and has his physio badges.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          where is the proof of this

          WE WANT FACER

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        2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Yep and he knows about injuries, he said MINIMUM ankle ligaments and MINIMUM 4-6 weeks

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          1. /
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            Yep

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      11. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        I do the sleep when games are on tactic. Pity I score crap points. 😛

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      12. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        So with that, we back to drawing board..... 🙁

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      13. Kostja
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Despite the Bale injury solving my fantasy issues. This is just so fkn sad, I hope spurs manage to stay in the CL places.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          yeah I feel for him, it's sad to see a player in the form of his life have it ripped away like that

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        2. AK ⭐
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Defoe out with a muscle injury, Bale possibly out for long too. Where are the goals going to come from?

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          1. Scroobius Mac
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            Defoe hasn't score in 2013.

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