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4 April 2013 1166 comments
Mark Mark
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Sometimes, when in the presence of greatness, you can’t help feeling introspective. With Jonty rolling up with a very special “Full Jonty”, featuring none other than the current top ranked Fantasy Premier League manager, I cast my eye around my virtual dressing room with a feeling of disdain. What choice did I have but to gatecrash “Granny’s miffed”, reeling off my tale of woe as my once promising Fantasy season slips into oblivion.

As for our Full Jonty candidate, his story is quite extraordinary. Managing from down under, using reports, highlights and stats to steer his team, this guy sleeps while we fidget and flinch at every clean sheet lost. Get your ears around this valuable insight into a top manager, whilst listening to some rather average ones reel off another round of ScoutCast regulars.

Say g’day mate to this latest episode via this link, or avoid being flaming galah and stream it via the player below.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Bale ➡ Gerrard? Have Studge but not Suarez, and have Mata

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    1. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      I'm doing the same

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      I have the same, but may hold for a dgwer

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  2. Scroobius Mac
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Trying to calm the nerves - that could be broken, could be ligaments or it could just be sprained and a roll. They look and feel roughly the same immediately after the injury. I can't imagine he has a chance of playing this weekend but longer term prognosis is probably too speculative at the moment.

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    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Sprain is still 3 weeks minimum 😕

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      1. Scroobius Mac
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        13 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah, I'm selling him .

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    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      agree... keeping everything crossed

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    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      But the thing if he's out for the weekend, it makes sense to to sell IMO given he has a blank anyway

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      1. Lateriser 12
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        • 14 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        As a Spurs fan, i am assuming Mac doesn't care.

        To be honest, i don't care either.

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      2. Scroobius Mac
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah I really should've added that. I meant more from a footballing than FPL perspective.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 3 months ago

          yeah fair point there, sad to see a player in the form of his life go down like that

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    4. Kostja
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      +8 If it was not dangling around than it is impossible to tell. But it looked like at least a week layoff, cause that will swell up.

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    5. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Either ways, wish him a quick recovery.

      Sad.

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    6. Elniñorules
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Anything to do with a ligament tear, it's a minimum of 6 weeks usually (Grade 1)

      Tough luck Mac, don't get your hopes up!

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    7. Jax
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      he's almost definitely out for the season

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  3. Red-United
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Gareth will be alright.

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      I don't think so

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    3. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      I really don't think he will

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  4. o0Ash
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    I did mine like that and it isn't 100% 6 months on...I wish we all had the kind of physio treatment the players have access to. =(

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    1. drunken_mess
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      same here, snapped 2 ligaments! took around 7 months before i was able play again

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      1. bitterandstout
        13 years, 3 months ago

        I've done both my ankles that way and was out for six months each time. He may be so swollen they can't do a scan.

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  5. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Dammit Bale, it's a week too early for Walcott 😡

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  6. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Minimum ankle ligaments according to southgate so minimum 4-6 weeks

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  7. hillbillypete
    • 17 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Bale def wont play this weekend and has blank next week. decision made.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      THIS

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Yea same here

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    3. New Ghost
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Yep. Bale to Caz for me.

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      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        just goes to show you why you should never make your transfers so early.

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        1. Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 3 months ago

          This^^^^

          Bale to Hazard is an easy decision made for me now.

          This is why it pays to wait until after all the European games before you make your transfers!

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    4. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      + 1

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  8. flipperallstars
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    This has messed up my plan to keep transfer as can't rely on puncheon to do much, not really any dgw midfielders I would bring in with Everton duo banned and Walcott injured. Any ideas? Team linked

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    1. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      I might just get Hazard in, great fixture coming up. Not getting a DGW player is annoying though - wish Fellaini was back.

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      1. flipperallstars
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        I've got hazard. Could just go 4-3-3 and play clyne as decent fixture and save ft for fellaini and wally next week. No doubt Suarez yellow will lead to berbatov in aswell after weekend games

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  9. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Gareth Southgate just revealed that Bale is out for 4 - 6 weeks.

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    1. New Ghost
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Well that was fast.

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    2. crystalpalaceRus
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Is he spurs' physio?

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    3. denial
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      • 17 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Oh right, that's that sorted out then.

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    4. DLL18
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      That's just his opinion, probably wont know the extent until they assess him tonight or tomorrow.

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  10. Doolittle
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Really wanted to save my FT and get DGW players in, but might have to do Bale -> Hazard or I'd be in danger of playing 10 this week! Could WC, but still doesn't feel worth it.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      if you sell him for a DGWer how many will you have? When were you planning to wc?

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      1. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        I currently have 4, was planning to get 7 or 8 with a hit or two. Was going to WC GW 36.

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  11. /
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Gareth Southgate thinks 4-6 weeks for Bale minimum.

    Gareth Southgate has done his physiotherapy badges.

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  12. Grubby
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    BALE. BALE!!!!

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  13. Trigg ⭐️
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    The convention for bad Middlesbrough Football Club managers seem to think he'll be out for a month at least.

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  14. Dynamic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    How long until we get info about Bales injury do you reckon?

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  15. hillbillypete
    • 17 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    suddenly have a lot of cash to play with.

    hello Baines

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    1. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Who are you getting in for Bale?

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      1. hillbillypete
        • 17 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        i really dont know yet....

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  16. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    gerrard, coutino, hazard, schniedelin,......silva.... all 1 week replacements if the worst id true

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  17. Bøwstring The Carp
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Not to be heartless or anything, but this is really good news for ranks on FPL, means the dead teams will suffer.

    AND OF COURSE I HOPE HE'S OKAY SOON, before people start saying I'm an ass...

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      you're not an ass, you're a trout

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      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        😕 this throws a spanner in the works for my planned transfers ... thinking next week Mata + Remy --> Silva + Giroud .... or Mata + Remy --> Fellaini + Rooney 😕

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  18. Twisted Saltergater
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 17 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Salah... Looks a player.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0y6v4k5laI

    The bit of skill at 0:35s to take him past the fullback is unbeleeeeeeivable!

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    1. kimoo
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      iam egyptian and proud of him , we also have SHIKABALA , mohamed ibrahim the most talnted players in egypt now

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      1. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        proud of him?

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    2. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      looks decent

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  19. AK ⭐
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Triple Chelsea mid, or Gervinho time?

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    1. New Ghost
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Gerv

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    2. LOCO ABREU
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      caz and wally

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      1. AK ⭐
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Wally has an 'outside chance' of starting against WBA. Not sure I'm too keen.

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        1. bitterandstout
          13 years, 3 months ago

          thought that was an outside chance against Norwich?

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    3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      or gerrard/coutinho

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  20. Mr. O'Connell
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Bale > Duff. Plays 2 former teams and Villa and hasn't done anything for a while.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Ahhh, the opposite of form

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  21. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    http://i.imgflip.com/z666.gif

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      Huge blow for Spurs. Chelsea and Arsenal are licking their lips...

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  22. TorresMagic™
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    • 17 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Where's Facer?

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    1. LOCO ABREU
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      before caz price rise please 🙂

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    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Taking out Bale for Cazorla before his rise.

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  23. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Torres has now scored more goals this season than Rooney, Hernandez, Tevez, Aguero, Dzeko, Ba, Giroud, Defoe, Cisse & Lukaku.

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    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      in all competitions. he has played in a lot more games.

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    2. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      😯

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    3. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      I don't think Torres has more goals than Rooney!

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    4. SneakyPete
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      The most funny people are those who are trying to defend Torres, Everybody knows how much Rooney,Aguero have played this season

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  24. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    New plan.

    Keep Michu, sell Bale.

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    1. Konig Luther
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      can michu made voodoo???

      when someone wants sell him, other player have a injury

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    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      that was the plan anyway since for most bale was cheaper to buy back

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  25. LOCO ABREU
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Bale to Cazorla before the rise?or wait for tomorow?

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    1. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Wait

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  26. I taught Ashley Young how t…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Bale to Cazorla now to avoid price rise or just wait to see if he will be out?

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  27. /
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    I repeat: Gareth Southgate has trained as a physio and has his physio badges.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      where is the proof of this

      WE WANT FACER

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Yep and he knows about injuries, he said MINIMUM ankle ligaments and MINIMUM 4-6 weeks

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      1. /
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Yep

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  28. TorresMagic™
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    • 17 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    I do the sleep when games are on tactic. Pity I score crap points. 😛

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  29. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    So with that, we back to drawing board..... 🙁

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  30. Kostja
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Despite the Bale injury solving my fantasy issues. This is just so fkn sad, I hope spurs manage to stay in the CL places.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      yeah I feel for him, it's sad to see a player in the form of his life have it ripped away like that

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    2. AK ⭐
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Defoe out with a muscle injury, Bale possibly out for long too. Where are the goals going to come from?

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      1. Scroobius Mac
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Defoe hasn't score in 2013.

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