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4 April 2013 1166 comments
Mark Mark
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Sometimes, when in the presence of greatness, you can’t help feeling introspective. With Jonty rolling up with a very special “Full Jonty”, featuring none other than the current top ranked Fantasy Premier League manager, I cast my eye around my virtual dressing room with a feeling of disdain. What choice did I have but to gatecrash “Granny’s miffed”, reeling off my tale of woe as my once promising Fantasy season slips into oblivion.

As for our Full Jonty candidate, his story is quite extraordinary. Managing from down under, using reports, highlights and stats to steer his team, this guy sleeps while we fidget and flinch at every clean sheet lost. Get your ears around this valuable insight into a top manager, whilst listening to some rather average ones reel off another round of ScoutCast regulars.

Say g’day mate to this latest episode via this link, or avoid being flaming galah and stream it via the player below.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Don Andres
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Play Clichy/Hoilett or

    Bale -> Hazard/Cazorla for a hit?

    Gonna WC GW 33.

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  2. Live4pool
    13 years, 6 months ago

    are mata owners really fearing that he won't start?

    i'm pretty sure he will. he didn't play last league game & one of the 3 players that played behind the striker today has to start alongside hazard and oscar on sunday again...and i highly doubt it will be moses or yossi

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    1. Elniñorules
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      13 years, 6 months ago

      Can't be bothered with Bale out!

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      1. FPL Daniel
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Bale out? How come?

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  3. Granville
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    13 years, 6 months ago

    Dogging tales on ch 4. My mother in law switched over the football to watch it 😯

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      13 years, 6 months ago

      😀

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Are you watching it with her?

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      1. Granville
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        13 years, 6 months ago

        Yes. Its all a bit uncomfortable.

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  4. Make United Great Again
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Already got Mata Walcott Caz.

    Gerrard best option for Bale right?

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    1. jimski
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Buy someone cheaper and use the money for dgwers?

      Not sure who though.

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      1. Make United Great Again
        13 years, 6 months ago

        I'll have a look

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  5. Lawrø
    13 years, 6 months ago

    I've been out of the loop for about 4 hours and just heard Bale picked up an injury, what's the early diagnosis and people's initial plans for Mr Bale?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Ankle, looking like ligaments, out for weekend for sure.

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    2. Parm
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      13 years, 6 months ago

      Sell.

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      1. Lawrø
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Bale ---> Gervinho(c). Flair. 😎

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    3. HuttonDressedasLahm
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Bye bye

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    4. The Mandalorian
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Reckon he will be out for about 2/3 weeks with a swollen ankle.

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  6. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    13 years, 6 months ago

    so, given I already have Caz, and am on wc next week anyway, best mid for a 1 week punt, money no object?

    Thinking Hazard?

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    1. Scroobius Mac
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Got to be.

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    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      13 years, 6 months ago

      or gerrard potentially

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    3. Acquafresca
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Gerrard

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        13 years, 6 months ago

        I have Suarez as well, no Chelsea cover at all.

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  7. Waldaz
    13 years, 6 months ago

    'kinell... Are Mata and Sissoko alright at least?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      13 years, 6 months ago

      Mata came off after 78 minutes, Siss is fine as far as I know

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      1. Waldaz
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Cheers.

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      13 years, 6 months ago

      It seems so

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  8. FPL Daniel
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Post of the day. Me posting on the old post http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2013/04/04/ffs-paddy-power-members-cup-iii-quarter-final-draw/comment-page-8/#comment-5512067

    😆 😆 hahahahaa good one Daniel. Was watching the game and posting at the same time 😛

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      13 years, 6 months ago

      :mrgreen:

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Too good

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    3. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Ok.

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  9. Demí
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Are Spurs allowed to recall Townsend?

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Check twitter and tell us!

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      1. Demí
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Mug

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        1. Chu Young Ping Pong
          13 years, 6 months ago

          Lug

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      13 years, 6 months ago

      I would doubt it, but they may need him, both Lennon and Bale injured in one night. Bad voodo for Spurs

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    3. Scroobius Mac
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Nope.

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      1. Spike ⚽️
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Are you sure about that Scroobs ?

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        1. Scroobius Mac
          13 years, 6 months ago

          Not 100% but none of the clued up Spurs journos have mentioned it at all and they would've done. Its not usual in season or half season loans anyway.

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          1. Spike ⚽️
            13 years, 6 months ago

            ok -- thanks

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    4. Spike ⚽️
      13 years, 6 months ago

      I think it depends on what the loan contract states

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    5. Art Vandelay
      13 years, 6 months ago

      I never understood why we loaned him out to be honest.

      Gutting news. Crap performance and Lennon and Bale out.

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  10. I taught Ashley Young how t…
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Dr house couldn't even hazard a guess (no pun intended) on how long Bale could be out just by seeing the injury in slow machine so why is it Gareth Southgate has?

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    1. I taught Ashley Young how t…
      13 years, 6 months ago

      And before anyone mentions physio badge, I know CPR but that doesn't make me a doctor

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  11. FPL Daniel
    13 years, 6 months ago

    And my benching dilemma finally resolved 😛 Tempted by Bale to Hazard

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  12. New Ghost
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Siggy could be huge after the blank.

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      13 years, 6 months ago

      Dempsey 😉

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        13 years, 6 months ago

        ^this^

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  13. Acquafresca
    13 years, 6 months ago

    How many mins did Haz/ Mata play?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      13 years, 6 months ago

      0/78

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        13 years, 6 months ago

        12 perhaps.

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      2. jimski
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Hazard did come on for a half hour or so?

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      3. Trigg ⭐️
        13 years, 6 months ago

        *25/78

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    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 6 months ago

      30 odd/ 75 odd

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    3. Willis.
      13 years, 6 months ago

      25
      78

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    4. Jax
      13 years, 6 months ago

      35/78

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      1. Jax
        13 years, 6 months ago

        sorry 25

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  14. Kostja
    13 years, 6 months ago

    So guys, with Bale out I got a dilemma: Start McAnuff or Wilson or get Hazard or Gerrard for -4.

    NB!!! I Will wildcard GW 33.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Hazard mate it has to be.

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      1. Kostja
        13 years, 6 months ago

        hmmh. The hit makes it difficult as McAnuff is playable IMO. The other thing what also sucks I was super happy to take a punt on Ba, but with Haz I would have to turn to someone else cus I would have 3 chelsea.

        But yeah Haz would probably be the best idea.

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    1. Piggs Boson
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Such a shame. Injuries always disrupt good form.

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  16. floydy_floyd
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Cazorla says hi

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  17. AK ⭐
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Dempsey time? 😯

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 6 months ago

      not yet, after the blank when we we know how Bale is

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    2. Acquafresca
      13 years, 6 months ago

      I'm thinking Silva. Spurs will be crap without bale

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        13 years, 6 months ago

        and Lennon, he went off injured as well.

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      2. AK ⭐
        13 years, 6 months ago

        And Lennon and Defoe. Not sure where the goals are going to come from..

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    3. HuttonDressedasLahm
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Blank next week, so no

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    4. BOSH
      13 years, 6 months ago

      No siggy

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    5. BOSH
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Prefer siggy any day

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  18. Pat Mustard
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Eden Hazard time. For a week. Wish I had the WC for 33.

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    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Yep. Was gonna punt on him either way in all likelihood. This is a sign. Just that now, many more will have him.

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  19. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Luiz with a Franck Leboeuf style pass to set up the first goal for Torres.

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  20. TG32
    13 years, 6 months ago

    I really regret not taking out Walcott last week.

    "Jack and Theo are outside running and have an outside chance of being involved against Norwich a week on Saturday." -Steve Bould

    Source:Sky Sports website

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    1. Jax
      13 years, 6 months ago

      this was on the news earlier. you gotta take him out.

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  21. HuttonDressedasLahm
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Since I had a benching dilemma anyway shall I just bench Bale and save the FT for the dgw???

    Bunn
    Azpilli Zabaleta Rafael
    Mata Sissoko Snodgrass Cazorla
    Rooney Lambert Sturridge

    Ming Davies Harte Bale

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      13 years, 6 months ago

      That mid looks ok to me, swap Mata with Michu and that's my mid.

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Defence is dodgy though
        Rafael doubt
        Azpilli rotation
        Harte dropped

        But can't be helped with Bale out

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          13 years, 6 months ago

          Rafa is fine.

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    2. Spike ⚽️
      13 years, 6 months ago

      That's what I'm doing. Going to play Sissoko now

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    3. hillbillypete
      13 years, 6 months ago

      think im doin same.

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    4. Mr. O'Connell
      13 years, 6 months ago

      nope. rooney, sturridge, mata all doubts. i would know, i have them all. grand total of 0 points last week.

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  22. kimoo
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Bale 🙁

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    1. I taught Ashley Young how t…
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Don't worry. He has player of the year locked down and Spurs were never really gunna finish in top 4.

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      1. I taught Ashley Young how t…
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Sorry that was so incredibly cold. I retract it

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  23. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Adebayor time?

    **stares at Doosra.**

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  24. /
    13 years, 6 months ago

    So Bale will almost certainly be ruled out of this weeks game. The following week he has a blank. The following week (if he's back from injury) he has Man Citeh.

    SELL SELL SELL

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    1. Declan-
      13 years, 6 months ago

      I agree

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    2. The Gambler.
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Genius ^^^^^

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  25. TorresMagic™
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    13 years, 6 months ago

    Best replacement for Bale if you have Santi considering the DGW?

    Hazard worth the punt for the short term instead?

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    1. Acquafresca
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Silver

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    2. Kostja
      13 years, 6 months ago

      I would maybe look to fix your bench this week. With next week revealing good midfield options like Fella, Pienaar and maybe Walcott.

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  26. Hazardous
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Bale injured solves my dillema i start maloney and berba out and AFC will now go past spurs .. It looked nasty season ender?

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  27. Piggs Boson
    13 years, 6 months ago

    The FPL Gods are pleading me to get Gervinho. How can i resist?

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    1. AK ⭐
      13 years, 6 months ago

      I am trying to resist myself..

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Don't. Remember what happened the last time everyone was talking about forehead

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  28. kimoo
    13 years, 6 months ago

    i have : caz , wally , siss, countino , Bale

    http://imgur.com/31RwJpY

    so the best replace for bale is :

    A-gerrard

    B-Hazard

    c- xxxx

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      13 years, 6 months ago

      B

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        13 years, 6 months ago

        or xxxx

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  29. Baa
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Is Bale to Cazorla worth it before the rise?

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    1. LOCO ABREU
      13 years, 6 months ago

      I'm waiting for tomorow i think

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    2. Absinthe Minded
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Yes

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  30. Acquafresca
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Good news for Arsenal 🙂

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    1. Willis.
      13 years, 6 months ago

      🙄

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    2. Declan-
      13 years, 6 months ago

      and chelsea

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    3. Spike ⚽️
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Pratt !!

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