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3 December 2013 3810 comments
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The festive schedule starts to kick in now as we brace ourselves for the first of six sets of fixtures this month. Gameweek 14 gets underway this evening with Tony Pulis’ first home match in charge of Crystal Palace as Sam Allardyce’s Hammers roll up to Selhurst Park:

The new Eagles manager has a tough task on his hands – his side have scored just once in the last five Gameweeks, courtesy of our “Spot the Differential” pick Barry Bannan, though one goal against in the previous three signifies their recent resilience at the back.

Big Sam’s side roll up on the back of a 3-0 home thrashing of Fulham last weekend, which ultimately led to the dismissal of Martin Jol. Having failed to score in four of their six road trips, though, there is a fear tonight’s game has 0-0 written all over it – a result that would send the viewing public to sleep, perhaps, but one that would be widely accepted around these parts, with many anticipating clean sheet returns.

The team news is now in and sees the home side unchanged from Saturday’s trip to Norwich, with Cameron Jerome up top alongside Marouane Chamakh. West Ham make four alterations from the weekend, with Joey O’Brien, Razvan Rat, Ravel Morrison and Carlton Cole replacing Guy Demel, George McCartney, Matt Jarvis and Modibo Maiga.

As always on Matchdays, we’ve opened up our Dugout Discussion chatroom right up until the final whistle for those looking to get involved in a spot of real-time banter.

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  1. Milner4eva
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    whm clean sheet gone

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    1. Jax
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      you're a genius.

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  2. isacki: full casual
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Chamakh has doubled his goals for the season in one game. What. A. Performance! 😆

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  3. Yank Revolution
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Meanwhile, World Cup pots!

    Here are the four pots. Each group will be made up of one team from each pot, with a couple of exceptions.*

    POT 1: Argentina, Brazil, Belgium, Colombia, Germany, Spain, Switzerland, Uruguay
    POT 2: Algeria, Cameroon, Ivory Coast, Ghana, Nigeria, Chile, Ecuador
    POT 3: USA, Costa Rica, Honduras, Mexico, Australia, Iran, Japan, South Korea,
    POT 4: Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, England, France, Greece, Italy, Netherlands, Portugal, Russia

    Pot 1 contains the top seven ranked nations, plus host Brazil. The rest are sorted geographically, to keep familiar teams from meeting up in the group stages: CAF and a pair of CONMEBOL teams in Pot 2, CONCACAF and AFC in Pot 3, and UEFA in Pot 4.

    You know what to do now. Head to the World Cup Draw Simulator, already updated with today's pots, and see what the future might hold. It rarely comes out looking good for the USMNT.

    *Now, those exceptions. There are nine teams in Pot 4, so at the draw, one will be moved to Pot 2, which only has seven teams. Thanks to Pot 2's global nature, the draw will be altered to make sure that moved UEFA team doesn't end up in a group with two other European countries, and that the Pot 2 CONMEBOL teams are the only South American countries in their group.

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    1. Nice to Finally Michu
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Hup Holland Hup!

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  4. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Average went up heaps with that goal.

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  5. BONZ
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    BT Sport are master bating over Mo Chmuck!!

    They absolutely love him.

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  6. Deulo10
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Bannan bandwagon!

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  7. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    a) Howard, Borwn/Flanagan and Gerrard

    b) Migs, Jags and an 8.1 or less mid

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  8. Jax
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    west ham will win 2-1.

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    1. Crouch Potato!
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Link?

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  9. denial
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Got Collins in over Ward. Brill.

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  10. Kostja
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Awesome awesome crowd, all the best to Palace

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Yeah love it. Great fans.

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    2. RÏɠBY
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      they're being brilliant i might go soon

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      1. Crouch Potato!
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        12 years, 2 months ago

        Wait until next season, the ticket will be cheaper!

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          😉

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        2. RÏɠBY
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          12 years, 2 months ago

          naughty 🙂

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    3. Dr Dream
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Yeah fantastic.

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  11. Stephen - Robot Daniels
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    And from the 42nd minute at Selhurst park, many busses shall be parked.

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  12. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Chamakh is really balding at an amazing rate..

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    1. Theseus
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Lol

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    2. Bolt-on
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      He's trying to mix it up but gee it looks bad

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    3. Mr. Bean
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      just noticed that today as well..
      nice grav! 😯

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  13. Wirtzle Gummidge
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Played Rat over Ravel. Woop woop!

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    1. beric
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      crazy, you deserve what you get

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    2. Pau
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Always play the attacker

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      1. Wirtzle Gummidge
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        12 years, 2 months ago

        If anything, Rat has been much more attacking than Ravel.

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  14. Stephen - Robot Daniels
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    Lol downing, again.

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  15. Raddy
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Hows Ravel been looking? Dangerous?

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    1. Podge
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      I honestly nodded off 🙁

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    2. FPL Emu
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Usually looks the other way when someone has the ball. Walks around. Is really deep.

      Looks g-r-e-a-t

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    3. FPL Blow-In
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Been playing very deep not done much

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  16. isacki: full casual
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Palace might not be very good, but they're having a lot of fun doing it.

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  17. FACUPARSE
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Palace might actually win this

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  18. FPL Emu
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    I mean, he's a brilliant player, but Ravel has been absolutely dreadful this first half.

    Think I saw him run once.

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      DREADFUL? 😯

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    2. Granville
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      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Are you watching last weeks game or something? He's playing pretty well.

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      1. FPL Emu
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        12 years, 2 months ago

        I saw you say something about him being great on the ball.

        Which is true. Just not something this game has demonstrated very much. Most of the time he has looked completely uninterested imo. A couple of decent passes. And some failed ones.

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        1. FPL Emu
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          12 years, 2 months ago

          Dreadful -mostly- in terms of FPL value, though,

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        2. isacki: full casual
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          I like Ravel but yes he is sometimes guilty of over-elaboration and losing focus. Still a work in progress, albeit a very promising one.

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    3. Lord Flashheart
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Try watching THIS game

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  19. beric
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    scouts - bannan, spot the differential win. nice work

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    1. Smarty Pants
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      hey beric, access granted now
      sorry, forgot to changes settings initially

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      1. beric
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        12 years, 2 months ago

        thank you so much!

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  20. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    I swear Chamakh has lost a lot of hair from his head just during this game alone. That goal was bittersweet as heading the ball destroyed many of the hair follicles on his head.

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    1. smashy 'sophomore slum…
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      That could explain a lot. Surely he's been trying to protect his follicles for a while.

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  21. JS27
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Went from Jaask over Speroni. That's annoying...

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    1. JS27
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      *for

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  22. Obi Wan Elokobi
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Even if Crystal Palace become a semi decent team I won't be able to take them serious

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  23. Godfather Bandit 42
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Lol Chamakh getting blanked by the ref. Awkward

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  24. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    • 14 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    a) Howard, Brown/Flanagan and Gerrard

    b) Migs, Jags and an 8.1 or less mid

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  25. Lord Flashheart
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    There is a chance that even Julian lescott watches chamakh and says "damn that's an ugly hairdo"

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    1. RÏɠBY
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      hahaha

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  26. isacki: full casual
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    I do love Pulis for turning aerial bombardment into an artform.

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    1. Holy See
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      It is quite beautiful.

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        HOOF!!

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        1. isacki: full casual
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Watercolour on canvas, Tony Pulis, 2013.

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  27. FantaCity
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Spot the (unlikely) differential, take a bow - Bannan assist

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  28. thetinkerman
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    • 14 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Does anyone have a recommendation for an app for the iPhone which tells you the assist as well as the goalscorer?

    I know a few which say the goal-scorer, but that's not enough for an FPL addict 😉

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      Live Score Addict wasn't it?

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    2. Parm
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      livescore

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    3. Lord Flashheart
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      LS addicts

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      1. thetinkerman
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        12 years, 2 months ago

        no way! coincidence that it came up 12 hours ago. missed this one

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    4. thetinkerman
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      thanks

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  29. Assisting you all day
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Been following game via clubs commentary no mention of ravel hows he playing?

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  30. ILOVEBAPS
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    12 years, 2 months ago

    Damn. No RavMo CS point. 🙁

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    1. ILOVEBAPS
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      12 years, 2 months ago

      First!! 😀

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