[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
4 December 2013 4526 comments
Mark Mark
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A midweek programme under lights provides an avalanche of points as Luis Suarez delivers one of the biggest solo hauls in memory. By contrast, Wayne Rooney’s evening was blighted by a blank, a fifth booking and a home defeat as United’s title challenge withers before Christmas.

The Game Changer

Prior to tonight’s Anfield clash with Norwich, Brendan Rodgers remarked that Liverpool could not depend solely on Luis Suarez for goals following the injury to Daniel Sturridge. Within half an hour, Suarez had emphatically proved him wrong.

It’s ironic that, on an evening where Yaya Toure and Eden Hazard made up ground on Aaron Ramsey’s relentless midfield profits, a striker dominated once again. Suarez, like Sergio Aguero weeks before, stuck to the script to fire a devastating haul of four goals and an assist as he returned to haunt Norwich who continue to haemorrhage goals on their travels.

That shouldn’t detract from Suarez’s display. Thirteen strikes in just nine Premier League starts represents form that matches the very best spells we saw from Robin van Persie last season. In simple terms, Suarez has become essential. Not least to offer a captaincy option who almost guarantees regular returns with the propensity to explode to levels that no other player, not even the prolific Aguero, can match.

The Selection Poser

United’s home defeat came packaged with a bitter pill for Wayne Rooney owners who had to watch on while both Suarez and Aguero returned to the scoresheet while their man blanked. That was compounded by a fifth booking of the season, which guarantees another blank to follow as Rooney sits out the home clash with Newcastle in Saturday’s early kick-off.

It remains to be seen how this will influence transfer trends in the next few days but, having harvested large numbers of investors since his brace at Spurs, Rooney could now be set for heavy sales and a rapid price drop over the next ten days.

Elsewhere, rotation took a chunk out of our squads once again, with an array of talent “rested” to the bench. Olivier Giroud’s remaining owners were perturbed by the news that the Frenchman was handed a much-needed break with a Hull City defence, sans Curtis Davies, arriving at the Emirates. With Nicklas Bendtner firing an unlikely early goal, there may even be further fidgeting required. The last thing Giroud’s owners wanted or expected was the much-maligned Dane suggesting he could deputise as the lone striker from this point on. Nevertheless, an immediate recall against Everton is surely on the cards for the seven-goal Frenchman.

Stephane Sessegnon’s plight looks more serious. Ranked highly in the Watchlist off the back of decent early form for the Baggies, coupled with an enviable set of fixtures, the Benin international has laboured of late and Steve Clarke’s decision to bench him this evening may well be more damaging.

Typically, Sessegnon’s flame has faded badly. Having been the catalyst for much of West Brom’s attacking verve in their five-match unbeaten run which included the win at Old Trafford, he’s slipped back into obscurity at a time when the fixture computer appeared to hand him the chance to establish himself as a mid-price midfield asset of note.

Once again, those who took a punt on a midfield differential have been let down and Sessegnon’s owners will now be wondering if their man can win a recall for the visit of Norwich at the weekend.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. 7shadesofsmoke
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    this guy will be PISSED.

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/2134960/event-history/14/

    Top 25K and he's in for a BIIIIIIGGG slide down the rankings

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      there will be plenty like him im afraid

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    2. The Finnisher
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      Suarez outscored him 😆

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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        😆 ouch

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    3. Kudo Warrior
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      Only way is up for us Suarez (C) owners 😉

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    4. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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      He's in Brunei, so maybe he's a billionaire. He will console himself by buying a few Lambourghinis.

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    5. isacki: full casual
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      How.

      How????????

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  2. FPL Mike the Knight
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    Townsend and Paulinho this season - 86 attemps = 2 goals = turd

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    1. 7shadesofsmoke
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      turd^2, my friend

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  3. The Finnisher
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    When do the prices change?

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    1. RÏɠBY
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      around 2am

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    2. Acquafresca
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      2 hours 10mins.

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    3. The Finnisher
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      Cheers. Hazard to rise?

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      1. Acquafresca
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        Depends how fast he rises. On 83%

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  4. Elniñorules
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    What update is everyone waiting for?

    Another Suarez goal?

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      gw rank, overall rank, average and highest score

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    2. FPL Daniel
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      Gerrard no assist vice captains for Giroud owners and bench coming in for Sess etx. I have Januzaj instead of Coleman 🙁 My stomach hurts. Well done great week u had. A Century

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  5. FPL Daniel
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    12 years, 4 months ago

    1. Is Total FPL correct on price drops? Hangeland is on 92,5% atm. Means no fall tonight?

    2. Who is better to own. Gabiddon or Ward? Or Moxey even? Who is most nailed on and a BP magnet?

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Gabbidon bap magnet
      Ward 0.1 cheaper

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      1. FPL Daniel
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        Someone mentioned Ward has more BPS per game?

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    2. The Finnisher
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      Hangeland?

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      1. FPL Daniel
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        Please don't ask. WC pick and no time to sell. Terrible terrible

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        1. FPL Daniel
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          So who to pick/ ?

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          1. President John F. Keninnsie
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            Ward does have more BPS per game and is more attacking from open play. Also has less competition than Gabbidon but if they keep up this CS form neither will be dropped anytime soon.

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  6. Acquafresca
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    Eh Chaps...what you think?

    Brady >

    A) Shelvey
    B) Bannan
    C) Brunt
    D) Whittingham
    E) Other

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    1. Elniñorules
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      Brunttttttttttttt

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    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      im punting on brunt this week

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      1. Jimjam
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        Brunting on Punt eh?

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      E).

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    4. Captain Shirokov
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      A

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  7. Leaf
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    A -Clyne > Mcauley

    B -Clyne & Januzaj > Evra & Redmond -4

    C - Back to the drawing board

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    1. Gamst - Up (?) the Rovers
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      C
      How about Januzaj > Oviedo?

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  8. Willis.
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    Current milfs: Hazard, Ramsey, Lallana, Whits, Ravel.

    Lallana out for who?

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    1. The Finnisher
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      Ozil.

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  9. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
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    Is there African Cup Of Nations?...want to get Yaya but i need to know if its wise long term.

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    1. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
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      not sure if they have ACON in the same year as the WC

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      1. Domo
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        No ACON

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        1. EAGLES (0 Chelsea players)
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          thanks

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  10. Kudo Warrior
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    Bannan or Oviedo as a cheap differential mid?

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  11. JFHasselbaink
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    Moxey the best Palace defender to go with?

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    1. Kudo Warrior
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      He's a fullback, I'd go with a CB if I were you. Gabbidon is the preferred pick on here.

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    2. rrwholloway
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      As a differential? My money is on Ward.

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      1. JFHasselbaink
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        Nice one, cheers

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  12. Crokey
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    Planning on Ravel Morrison -> Nathan Redmond, anything else you'd do?

    Migs 4.0
    Johnson Dawson Coleman Chico Vlaar*
    Nasri Cabaye Whittingham Oscar* Morrison*
    Giroud Suarez Rooney*

    1.3m in the bank, 1.7 after redmond transfer but will be for a hit...

    Sorry for repost it got last on the bottom of last page.

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  13. dogtanion
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    kyle walker assist from the corner for the first goal???

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    1. Acquafresca
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      Nope

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    2. JFHasselbaink
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      Just for the second unfortunately

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  14. RÏɠBY
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    did anyone find out what happend to vlaar or clyne?

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  15. rrwholloway
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    12 years, 4 months ago

    Any thoughts on who I should replace Rooney with? I've got 1.5 in the bank and I don't fancy him warming my bench for two game weeks.
    Tempted by Ageruo, but he's just not getting consistent returns away from home.

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    1. Venom Snake
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      It's only one game..

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    2. RÏɠBY
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      just one week shirley?

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      1. rrwholloway
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        My mistake. Thanks, nearly hit the transfer button there.

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  16. Venom Snake
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    Need assistance please guys would be greatly appreciated. 2 FT and don't know who to take out, I'm sticking with Rooney and ravel.

    Mignolet
    Chico - B. Turner - Vlaar
    Nasri - Oscar - Ozil - RavMo
    Rooney - Giroud - Suarez(c)

    xx - Barkley - Ridgewell - Chester

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    1. BONZ
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 4 months ago

      How much spare £s??

      Need to look at Oscar to Hazard imo as EH is constantly in the points also Ozil has a few tough games and could be downgraded to Ramsey?

      Albeit Roon to Augero would make sense.

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  17. rdpx
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    So when is the site likely to update, autosub etc etc etc?

    Does anyone have an actual idea?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      When they get back from the pub.

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        lol, this

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      2. rdpx
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        any idea what time they will leave the pub, and how long their journey back will take them?

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        1. RÏɠBY
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          they're dealing with loads of desperate people's emails about a non-event walker assist
          it may take vome time 😉

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Well, it's a lock-in ... 😉

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          1. rdpx
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            I love lock-ins.
            Had a very nice surprise one on a Friday night about 6 weeks ago in an old Irish pub up the Holloway Road.

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    2. rrwholloway
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      So impatient. I remember when we had to wait until 3pm the next day just to get a points update.... [sits back and smokes pipe! mumbling about kids these days]

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        Wow, old school

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    3. isacki: full casual
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      When they've finished flipping coins to decide assists.

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      1. rdpx
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        I thought they pulled names out of a hat.

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  18. BONZ
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    Boll ucks forgot about fantasy ashes 🙁 LOL

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  19. isacki: full casual
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    Regarding Clyne, the fact MotD didn't even show his injury might suggest it isn't too serious. Heck knows if he'll play ofc.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      I am a defender killer. 🙁

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      Didn't show vlaar's either. Maybe it was just a precaution, twitter said he hobbled off

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        I think they almost always show stretchering off

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  20. Peggi
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    quick, get hazard before he rises 🙂

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Sorry, already got 'im.

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  21. copps
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    i wonder how many there were with giroud (c) suarez (vc)

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  22. Demí
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    Injury updates from tonight:

    https://twitter.com/smadeley_star/status/408313555306708992 Training injury for Billy Jones. No idea on the extent yet.

    http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/10855836._/ - Clyne injury will be reviewed to see the extent. Wanyama injured too. Fonte was on the bench due to a small knock and wasn't risked from the start. Came on as a sub though so will be back in you'd think.

    https://twitter.com/SamWallaceIndy/status/408308882898182144 - Dembele injury picked up on Saturday. No word on extent or the type.

    https://twitter.com/PeteSmith1983/status/408382170705563649 - Groin strain for Pieters. Indications he got it in the warm up & couldn't carry on in the 2nd half.

    Santon and Williamson subs don't seem to be injury related from reading fan tweets, and no mention of any injuries from the journalists or newcastle site. Santon was having a poor game apparently and so that was tactical. Williamson off seems tactical too, Newcastle were getting caught out when Swansea attacked and Yanga on for extra pace perhaps?

    https://twitter.com/MsiDouglas/status/408378788331155456 - Ben arfa also not in the squad because of a virus.

    http://www.swanseacity.net/news/article/laudrup-post-newcastle-h-1216223.aspx - Laudrup on Alvaro: “I don’t think it is a bad injury,” added Laudrup. “We aren’t talking weeks. “This is his third game in six days, so it can happen, but there really was no alternative but to play him.”

    https://twitter.com/MatKendrick/status/408372505309495297 - "Ron Vlaar went off with a calf injury. Villa will assess the severity of it tomorrow to see if he has a chance of facing Fulham"

    https://twitter.com/JamesOlley/status/408364270632439808 - Villas-Boas on Vertonghen: "He rolled [over on]his ankle. At the moment it is quite swollen - we need to assess it tomorrow."

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    1. Kudo Warrior
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      Cheers Demi!

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    2. isacki: full casual
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      Absolute tekkers. Thanks a million.

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      1. rdpx
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        what do you mean when you say "tekkers" in this context?

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          Well done

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      2. isacki: full casual
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        Looks like there's a serious risk Swansea will be 'strikerless' then

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        1. rdpx
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          no change there then.

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          1. isacki: full casual
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            lol, who will play there if Vazquez, Michu and Bony are all out and Michu doesn't make it back?

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            1. rdpx
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              who cares?

              😉

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              1. isacki: full casual
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                Shelvey.

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                1. isacki: full casual
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                  Actually I believe he was once used as striker by Pool. Once, in desperation. Might be wrong.

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    3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      thanks

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    4. 7shadesofsmoke
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      thanks Demi

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    5. Bubz
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      Thanks

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  23. Del Monte
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 4 months ago

    Just made a rookie error of Januzaj to Sessegnon in anticipation of WBA's nice fixtures coming up and only just noticed that Sess didn't start tonight. FAIL!

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  24. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
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    Well never thought I would be taking a hit to bring brunt in this week but hey ho Oscar-Hazard Barkley-Brunt.

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  25. BenDavies
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 4 months ago

    Can we all get a points check?
    98 for me

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    1. FPL Notebook (John)
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      90

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    2. JFHasselbaink
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      110.

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      1. 7shadesofsmoke
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        reason to smile 😉

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    3. rdpx
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      136

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      1. 7shadesofsmoke
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        f#ck

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    4. Domo
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      122 (-4)

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    5. FPL Notebook (John)
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      Didn't think 90 would ever be the worst in a post your score comment :O

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      1. rrwholloway
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        95

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  26. onionbarje
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    Moyes including Nani and Valencia for Sneijder. So you get rid of our two best wingers for a CAM, when we really need a CM/CDM and then leave us with Young as a winger. I am so done with Utd, i be happy with top 10 at this rate

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  27. Granville
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    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 4 months ago

    Why can't Cook win a toss. Massive advantage to Australia batting first.

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    1. Evans
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 4 months ago

      It's going to be a long day / night on your viewpoint

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  28. FPL Notebook (John)
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    12 years, 4 months ago

    Want to do Giroud -> Lukaku.

    Now, or after the weekend?

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  29. Ricky - it doesn\'t ta…
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    Any news on the Clyne and vlaar injuries?

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    1. Kudo Warrior
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      Look at the sticky above.

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  30. Heydudes13
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    Wow, for a one week punt I am very tempted in doing Rooney > Hernandez. With Rooney definitely sitting it out and the possibility of RVP missing out he will surely get some minutes.

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      Selling him now? That's what I was considering 😆

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      1. Heydudes13
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        It's the only way I can fit Hazard in! Not because of loss of form though. 😉

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          Will use lose a lot of TV on him or can you get him back again?

          I'm tempted to switch to Lukaku or Remy and upgrade Amalfitano to Gerrard.

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          1. isacki: full casual
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            Amalfitano has been a cock to me

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