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8 January 2014 3112 comments
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In his first foray into the transfer market since being installed as Sunderland manager, Gus Poyet snapped up former Bolton defender Marcos Alonso from Fiorentina. The 23-year-old arrives on loan until the end of the season as the Black Cats boss looks to bolster his backline in the Wearsiders’ bid to beat the drop:

With just a single league start and a couple of sub appearances to his name for the Italian outfit this term, Alonso is clearly relishing the chance to kick-start his career again. Speaking to the Sunderland official website, he admitted Poyet’s presence played a crucial role in his decision to return to the English top-flight:

“The head coach is giving me a very good opportunity and I’m just very happy to be here and now I’ll do my best to help the team. He’s very good for me. He speaks Spanish so I understand him very well and also he did great as a manager at Brighton – he played very good football. He has so many good experiences from his time at Chelsea and Tottenham – it’s great to work with someone with that much experience and I will try to learn as much as I can…It’s not the first time I’m going to play in the Premier League so I don’t think I need to get used to anything – I just will play. The stadium is great and also the fans – when I played here [with Bolton] the atmosphere was incredible.”

The History

A product of the Real Madrid youth academy, Alonso played 39 times for the club’s B side and found the net on three occasions. The raiding left-back made just a single first-team appearance back in 2010, as a 90th minute substitute, before making his way to Bolton Wanderers for a fee in the region of £2.2m.

Tentatively used by the Trotters, Alonso made just nine appearances over two seasons in the Premier League, scoring once, before the club dropped into the Championship for the 2012/13 season. Finally handed a chance to nail down a regular role, he demonstrated an impressive attacking streak from the back and chipped in with four goals and a pair of assists over 26 league appearances. His displays saw the local press vote Alonso Bolton’s Player of the Year last term and persuaded Fiorentina to snap him up on a three-year deal.

As mentioned above, the 23-year-old has been afforded little opportunity to make an impact in Italy. With Manuel Pasqual firmly ahead of him in the Fiorentina left-back pecking order, he’s appeared just three times for the fourth-placed side in Serie A. On the international stage, Alonso has represented his native Spain at Under 19 level on four occasions.

The Prospects

Certainly, the Spaniard’s prospects of holding down a regular role look good. Poyet seems unconvinced by Andrea Dossena and has handed the former Liverpool defender just one start in the last six league games – Phil Bardsley has mainly been utilised on the left instead, with Andrej Celustka benefitting from game time on the opposite side of the back-four.

Speaking to the press upon completion of the deal, the Sunderland manager is clearly a fan of his new recruit:

“It’s a position we’ve been looking to strengthen and he’s a player we like a lot. I watch a lot of Spanish football and I saw him play for Real Madrid. When he joined Bolton, it surprised me. At Brighton, I was looking for a player in that position, but when he went to Fiorentina that interest stopped. However, I have always kept an eye on him and he became available again. It wasn’t easy convincing Fiorentina to let him come but he wanted to.”

Finally given clearance to make his debut last night, Alonso was immediately handed the left-back berth in the Capital One Cup semi-final first leg win over United. His presence in defence allowed the versatile Bardsley to switch to his natural right-back position and, with John O’Shea fit to partner Wes Brown in the middle after recovering from a shoulder problem, Poyet’s selection may well prove to be his first-choice defence for the remainder of the season.

Having produced five clean sheets in the last 10 Gameweeks, the Wearsiders’ backline is certainly worthy of our consideration. The upcoming fixtures further their appeal – their remaining nine matches at the Stadium of Light (SOT, STO, HUL, WBA, CPL, WHM, EVE, CAR, SWA) suggest clean sheet returns could well be on the cards, with the likes of Cardiff offering a strong home/away partnership for those looking to rotate.

So far, Alonso has only been added to the Sky Sports game, at a price of 4.3, though he’s expected to come in at 4.5 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL). For those overlooking Vito Mannone between the sticks, Brown and Bardsley set you back 4.3 and 4.5 respectively in FPL. Given that Bardsley has already scored twice in 13 league appearances under Poyet, he looks the likeliest target for points at both ends of the pitch – his fellow full-back is likely to struggle to earn our attentions, then, though that may just change if he can replicate the attacking displays of last term at the Reebok.

Further Reference

Marcos Alonso Wikipedia

Marcos Alonso Statistics

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  1. Acquafresca
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    Funniest poster?

    A) Forca
    B) Towelie
    C) Dharma
    D) Captain Hindsight
    E) Advice Mallard

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    1. The Bandit
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      You kidding right?

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    2. Captain Shirokov
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      None of those anyway.

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    3. The Bandit
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      Optimus
      Bonkers
      Sporting
      Breadbin

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      1. Bench pony warmer
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        You mean to laugh at or with

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        1. The Bandit
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          Guess you're more a custard pie sort of guy

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          1. Bench pony warmer
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            It was a question rather than a put down

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      2. Captain Shirokov
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        This is more like it.

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      3. Optimus.
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        Cheers for the vote of confidence 🙂

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      4. Reedy
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        This is a better list. Add Megatron to it!

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        1. The Bandit
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          He's in the Whacko category 🙂

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      5. Mílanista
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        This is a much better list.

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    4. Elniñorules
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      Out of these, D or E.

      Don't know much about C.

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    5. Bench pony warmer
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      Hindsight was funny for a while
      Who is dharma

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    6. Jordan.
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      Optimus by a country mile....Genius.

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      1. Optimus.
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        You must have a bad sense of humour 🙂

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    7. FPL Mike the Knight
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      Whatever happened to Towelie, still about?

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    8. Beavis
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      Breadbin and Optimus

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      1. Beavis
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        or RonH actually.

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      2. Get up ya bum
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        Ah yes and my man opti of course

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    9. Get up ya bum
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      You're missing the top 3 comedy posters! AB, Sport, RonH

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    10. applebonkers
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      the enjoy the mallard cameos. you always appreciate things more when they are rare, like a friend with a trampoline or a man utd home win

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      1. Get up ya bum
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        😆

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      2. applebonkers
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        *i enjoy

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      3. Beavis
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        Forgot about you! AB doesn't even need to say anything funny, his grav is enough really, as is Business Dog's! 😀

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        1. applebonkers
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          thought of another grav today but can't ditch francois in the shower. it would just be the face of that pellegrini assistant with the really scary face

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      4. Optimus.
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        They are funny 😀

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      5. Call Me Old Fashioned
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        I have to go back ten years for a friend with a trampoline 🙁

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    11. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      Bemba, genius parody.

      Oh, wait...

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    12. iCon
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      RBJ? 🙂

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      1. Reedy
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        ATB? 🙂

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      2. Get up ya bum
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        Good value that bloke

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    13. Holy See
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      If Optimus, Sporting & AB ain't funny, then I don't know what funny is. Anyway, better get back to my DVD special of Miranda & Victoria Wood.

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    14. Gnu
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      Hindsight out of those
      & Holy See, Applebonkers, Sporting,Optimus.

      All time greats :- add Billy Manchester & Yer Dad.

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      1. Get up ya bum
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        yer dad was back on here about a week ago 😯

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        1. Gnu
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          Really!! he's probably old & bitter now 😉

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          1. Get up ya bum
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            haha. Yeah he popped in around new years and was chatting with mark and granny.

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            1. Gnu
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              Ah missed that. Billy Manchester was on here this season- the guy with the biscuit grav (or was it Billy Biscuit, my memory is shot).
              Funny guys, there's more but can't remember.
              Oh, Alan Partridge was entertaining as well.

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              1. Get up ya bum
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                Yeah billy manchester I think. AP is a good bloke

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                1. Get up ya bum
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                  Jamseip was good too. DBR was bit of a dick but made for some good rows 😀

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                  1. Gnu
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                    Yeah but Jeez that could be tiresome when Jamseip, AP & DBRonaldo started.... then RBJ would come in and END it.. 🙂

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                  2. applebonkers
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                    dbr! any subject he had an interest in and 1000 word opinion on. again though, miss him, never lost his cool

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                    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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                      😆 I'll never understand the Dbronaldo love on this site. That guy was a pompous jerk. Wish I had the link to his meltdown, and my resulting ban for it

                      http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2011/03/18/fantasy-game-review-player-manager/?hc_page=4#hc_comment_549788

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                      1. Gnu
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                        I don't think there was anything near love for DBR, he was mentioned as he was 'entertaining' (and that's debatable in the true sense of the word).
                        p.s. why did you post that link, it doesn't do you any favours whatsoever?

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                      2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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                        He wasn't being a jerk for no reason?

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                      3. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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                        There used to be a few people on this site that would harass anyone who disagreed with them from page to page, DBR was one the biggest stalker/jerks in the bunch

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                      4. Gnu
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                        He was always a jerk but an unique one lets say. As AB alluded to, he would reply in thesis rather than 10 words and was never for changing his opinion.

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                      5. applebonkers
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                        i talked with db 1 on 1 in depth a couple of times on tfpl. his story is quite interesting, he made me think. his crazy thirst for knowledge paid off i believe. he did wind me up on here a bit though yes. i like his take on the world/life though, not willing to just go with the flow as it's the easier option

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      2. Bench pony warmer
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        Can't believe nobody mentioned TM
        His one liners man

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    15. Hibbo
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      None of those options.

      Humour differs so much depending on the individual.

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    16. rumplestilskin
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      meaningless funny poster - A)
      funny poster RonH

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    17. Lolz
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      heydudes

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      1. Gnu
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        Yeah, right on Jedway13.....
        smart & funny now?

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        1. Heydudes13
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          🙂

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    18. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
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      Pinkfish. I actually can't get enough of him.

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      1. Bench pony warmer
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        Well if you can't love yourself

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        1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
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          The relationship is getting stronger year by year.

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    19. Gnu
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      John Terrys Dog anyone...

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      1. Get up ya bum
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        Yeah I like him too. RIP

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        1. Gnu
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          RIP???

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          1. Get up ya bum
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            GNU. He posted a message on his way to doggy heaven the other day. Ivan put him down with a slide tackle after Torres tried to kick him in the head but missed and got the kennel instead 😆
            He's now the spirit of JT's dog 😛

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            1. Gnu
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              True Story? Wow, what a shame but he had it coming..... 🙂

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              1. applebonkers
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                he overreacted, i hope he comes back.

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                1. Gnu
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                  ? What happened to him, JT'sD I mean.

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      2. rumplestilskin
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        good one.. completely forgot that dog....
        But, he should be counted as a poster with humor; not someone to laugh at

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  2. The Bandit
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    Having a knee op next Thurs so desperately trying to hang on to my WC to keep me occupied while I'm laid up for a while 😐

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      😀 How long you out for? Worth just benching you until you return? 😉

      What issues have you got to fix? I'd keep if poss.

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    1. Robe Wan
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      Theo??? 😯

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      1. Reckoner
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        Would +2 if I could 🙂

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        1. Robe Wan
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          My first upvote! 🙂

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    2. Get up ya bum
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      🙁 Major one? I had bypass surgery on my leg a few weeks ago. Not fun!

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      1. The Bandit
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        Adding more jerk 😀 Torn cartilage in three places

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    3. Optimus.
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      That be from all your knee jerking? 🙂

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      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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        Beat me to it haha

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      2. Get up ya bum
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        Snap! 😆

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        1. Colonel Wasabi
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          No - not ACL - just cartilage 😉

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      3. Heydudes13
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        Genuinely lol'd at this.

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    4. Royal5
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      Ouch. Painful? Did my MCL last spring, didn´t need operation but very painful. Couldn´t train for 3 months.

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      1. Royal5
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        Good luck

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    5. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
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      GL. Hope all goes well. :):

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    6. Colonel Wasabi
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      Good luck WR.
      Wish you a speedy recovery...

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  3. Lucy.
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    RMWCT please!

    Mannone - Marshall

    Koscielny - Coleman - Clyne - Ward - Chester

    Silva - Ozil - Hazard - Gerrard - Januzaj

    J-Rod - Suarez - AgueroStopGap

    Any thoughts on that final strikers place? Have the cash for the upgrade ready.

    Thanks 😀

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    1. Calvin Clyne
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      Good team. If it's just a case of someone warming Aguero's place for 2 or 3 weeks then I'd be very tempted to go Podolski.

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      1. Lucy.
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        Really? But isn't Giroud meant to be back?

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        1. Calvin Clyne
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          Even if he is it's not one or the other is it? Unless I'm mistaken.. With Arsenal's attacking injuries I'd be very surprised if Wenger didn't find space to play him over the next few games, and then even if he doesn't you'll be swapping him out soon anyway.

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    2. Optimus.
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      😮

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      1. Lucy.
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        …. what? 😮

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        1. Optimus.
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          I can't fault it sexy 🙁

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          1. Lucy.
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            Oh. Good 😀

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            1. Optimus.
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              What rank are you? 🙂

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              1. Lucy.
                • 12 Years
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                Embarrasingly low. Hence WC time.

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                1. Lucy.
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                  Checked. 122k.

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                  1. Optimus.
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                    122k at this stage is nothing

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  4. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    sorry just feel the need to 🙄

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    1. DRIZ ✅
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      how comes

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    2. Twisted Saltergater
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      +1

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    3. Bubz
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      Just roll with it

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    4. Bench pony warmer
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      Any reason or in general

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    6. Piggs Boson
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      I'll join you.

      🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

      I've been holding it in.

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  5. Holy See
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    At least they have a sense of humour about it http://verywestham.blogspot.ie/2014/01/hammers-undone-by-bizarre-refereeing.html

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    1. Optimus.
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      😆

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    2. Piggs Boson
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      Brilliant 😀

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    3. Bench pony warmer
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      Can still see a few cricketers needed along the London bridges

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    4. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
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      :):

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    5. Get up ya bum
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      So good!

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  6. Hot Sauce
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    So city are as good a team as nott forest!

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      1. FACUPARSE
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        do it then

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      2. MattysFantasyFooty
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        Are you really going to post the same thing over and over mate?

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        1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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          as someone mentioned earlier, youd think you were reading about mandella bein imprisoned on robben island ...... 🙄

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          1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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            and a reply fail to boot....excellent

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      3. Hot Sauce
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        Best thing you can do to this world.

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        rinsed by everyone

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    2. Mark
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      I'm sure they aspire to be.

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    3. Freshy
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      Slight edge to Forest

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    4. Noisy Neighbour
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      No we're a goal better than Nottingham Forest. It's Blackburn that are our equals.

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  7. Elniñorules
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    I can't believe no one nominated Daniel as the funniest poster. Probably entertaining would be a better description 😆

    When the Special One's on a roll, it just doesn't get better...

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    1. Mílanista
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      I almost posted an alternative list of funniest posters. I'm sure you can guess the nominees.

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      1. Elniñorules
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        Let me guess....the members of the fantastic four? 😉

        The Special One
        Bemba
        Babyyyyy
        Thomass

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        1. Mílanista
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          Juhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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          1. Optimus.
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            😆

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        2. Mílanista
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          Not quite actually, a different cartoon character over Bemba 😉

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          1. Elniñorules
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            I miss the Bemba of old. Completely transformed this season!

            My memory fails me. Any hints?

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              1. Elniñorules
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                Oh of course 😀

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                1. Elniñorules
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                  Look at that thread....

                  JEEZ!

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    2. Get up ya bum
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      He may have wit in there somewhere but it's lost in translation

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      1. Elniñorules
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        The lad's a genius.

        Best FPL conversation I've had with anyone on this site.

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    3. Gnu
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      Hmmm. Takes all kinds I guess ENR.

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      1. Elniñorules
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        Haha

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    4. applebonkers
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      daniel in the month before fpl re-opens is fantastic

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      1. Elniñorules
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        Almost took up his request of building a script for him that would get FPL ID 1.

        Decided against it, couldn't afford to miss out on the entertainment 😆

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    5. applebonkers
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      on a more serious note he's an exceptional FPLer

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      1. Elniñorules
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        Precisely. I like to think of him as the Albert Einstein of FPL.

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      1. Reedy
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        OK, I laughed pretty hard at that one 😆

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    6. SPorting
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      Did I win?

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      1. Elniñorules
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        Doesn't matter for you though does it?

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        1. SPorting
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          Nope. I'm a professional.

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          1. applebonkers
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            you need the abeergut back. everyone knows fat comedians are funnier

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            1. SPorting
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 11 months ago

              If I'm too fat then I can't see my knob to make jokes.

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    7. rdpx
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      I can't believe no-one nominated me.

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      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        I did RDPX...... but the comment was deleted by the mods as it offended everybody, apparently.

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        1. rdpx
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Thanks GNU.

          My talents are wasted here.

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      2. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        You can vote for yourself you know! Pinkfish did 🙂

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        1. rdpx
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Pinkfish is great.

          She is nearly as funny as me.

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  8. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    #JusticeForForca

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    1. Alton E.
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      What now?

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      😆

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    3. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Meh.

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        😛

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    4. DRIZ ✅
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      http://i.imgur.com/t8IHP.gif

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        lol

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    5. Tim Canterbury
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Justice HAS been served

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  9. Liastro ⭐️
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Most annoying poster?

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    1. - DC -
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      GIFS BOSON

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        This*

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        1. - DC -
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          GIGGS BOSON is alright though!

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    2. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Liastro

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      1. Robe Wan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Only kidding. I'm going with The Athena one from the 80 with the tennis ball skirt

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    3. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      now now... 😉

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    4. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      triggerlips. his team history always annoys me

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      1. Zod
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Yeah, talk about lucky.

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    5. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Daniel on matchdays

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    6. - DC -
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      To be fair, the most annoying posters to me are those posters who go out looking for a hot topic, I've seen it where they repost to try and get noticed. Pathetic really. I couldnt care less about hot topics at all to be honest. If ever I've done a longish post, I always mention I do it purely for discussion, rather than green fame.

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    7. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Bites tongue very very hard.

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    8. FISSH
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      That awkward little teddy bear

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  10. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Why are we bitching about posters tonight? 😉

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    1. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Forca

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        He quit FPL?

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        1. Acquafresca
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Got banned 🙁

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          1. rumplestilskin
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            really !!! why, any idea ?

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        2. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Oh, nvm just seen.

          😯

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    2. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Forca habit

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      1. Wings Fan
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        B'boom!

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    3. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      We?

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  11. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Drizz you are going to waste your laptop's battery if you keep opening and closing it like that

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    1. Xavi Iniesta
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Transfer this week Bubz?

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      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Walcott ---> Gerrard or Silva. I have a good feeling about Gerrard though...

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        1. Xavi Iniesta
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Good shouts both

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    2. DRIZ ✅
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      lol sorry had to for the last few posts

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    3. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      😆

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  12. Another ticker value alternative
    Koflok
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    SEASON TICKER UPDATE!

    Okay well it's not the official one. Jonty mentioned earlier FFS team is working on an updated Ticker as the current one is a bit 'outdated' and all that. (Away to MU a 'very difficult' fixture to get a CS, ha yeah right)

    I made a quick ticker ratings just now for the Clean Sheet while we wait for the updated one because who use ticker for attacking anyway.

    If you're not familiar with the numbers then just copy paste the text below to 'Import Rankings' and give it a name 'Updated CS' or 'Kof is a Sexy Spud' or whatever. Then click import.

    {"ARS":{"Home":"1450","Away":"1400"},"AVL":{"Home":"1050","Away":"850"},"CAR":{"Home":"750","Away":"900"},"CHE":{"Home":"1350","Away":"1525"},"CPL":{"Home":"750","Away":"875"},"EVE":{"Home":"1250","Away":"1450"},"FUL":{"Home":"900","Away":"1000"},"HUL":{"Home":"850","Away":"1125"},"LIV":{"Home":"1375","Away":"1500"},"MCI":{"Home":"1450","Away":"1500"},"MUN":{"Home":"1275","Away":"1150"},"NEW":{"Home":"1175","Away":"1275"},"NOR":{"Home":"825","Away":"900"},"SOT":{"Home":"1150","Away":"1275"},"STO":{"Home":"900","Away":"950"},"SUN":{"Home":"750","Away":"900"},"SWA":{"Home":"900","Away":"1400"},"TOT":{"Home":"1150","Away":"1250"},"WBA":{"Home":"1000","Away":"1000"},"WHM":{"Home":"825","Away":"950"}}

    (If you're interested to what the numbers means and how I get them see below)

    ____________________________

    And then I took things a bit further. I thought this might be useful for us who want to focus just on HOME ROTATION.

    So I removed all the away fixtures and put the figures as '0' (which means the ticker does not taken account into any away fixtures) So what's left is just the home fixtures.

    What's great is you can now see which team rotate with which team easier because it only show Home fixture and with contrast colors.
    And also you can know which team have the most easy home fixtures during a certain period.

    Something like this http://s8.postimg.org/r47wkeho5/hometicker.jpg

    {"ARS":{"Home":"1450","Away":"0"},"AVL":{"Home":"1050","Away":"0"},"CAR":{"Home":"750","Away":"0"},"CHE":{"Home":"1350","Away":"0"},"CPL":{"Home":"750","Away":"0"},"EVE":{"Home":"1250","Away":"0"},"FUL":{"Home":"900","Away":"0"},"HUL":{"Home":"850","Away":"0"},"LIV":{"Home":"1375","Away":"0"},"MCI":{"Home":"1450","Away":"0"},"MUN":{"Home":"1275","Away":"0"},"NEW":{"Home":"1175","Away":"0"},"NOR":{"Home":"825","Away":"0"},"SOT":{"Home":"1150","Away":"0"},"STO":{"Home":"900","Away":"0"},"SUN":{"Home":"750","Away":"0"},"SWA":{"Home":"900","Away":"0"},"TOT":{"Home":"1150","Away":"0"},"WBA":{"Home":"1000","Away":"0"},"WHM":{"Home":"825","Away":"0"}}

    After seeing the result, it just reconfirms my selection of upcoming WC defenders based on the home fixture analysis I did here as well 🙂
    http://s27.postimg.org/qiumw8jw3/2nd_half_HOI.jpg

    __

    Hope it's useful to you guys.

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    1. Koflok
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      So this is how I get it, if you're interested to know.

      First of all you need to know how whether the ticker determine a fixture is favorable (blue) or unfavorable (red) for CS is how good is the opponent's attacking is. That is why you see regardless of which team (City who's good at home defensively or Fulham who's meh), playing home to Swansea is always considered "difficult".

      So basically I formulate the ratings based on team's attacking threat both at home and away.

      And the way to read is the opposite as well. City's 1500 "Away" rating means keeping a CS at Etihad has the difficulty of 1500. (800 is the lowest "extremely favorable" and 1400 is the highest "extremely unfavorable" - anything below and over is outliers).

      Main factor to get the numbers is Goals Scored obviously. I actually picked a 'base' rating of 900 to a relatively lower team and 1400 to the higher ones, then everything else is just arithmetic function. The team in between is just calculated base on their percentile of goals scored and translated into rating of between 800-1400.

      A picture is worth a thousand word they say : http://s8.postimg.org/vrdym6511/how.jpg
      (for you mathematician out there, try to solve what the function means in the box means)

      And from that base number then I modify it just a bit based on the team's recent form, league position and other minor factors (change of manager, etc). The changes are very minor (~100 rating at most)

      Tada.

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      1. Koflok
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        How to use:

        http://s12.postimg.org/e7q5qewlp/howto.jpg

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    2. Saint & Reevesy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      My God Koflok, are you trying to kill us 🙂

      So taking this all into account what keeper and defneder rotation are you going with?

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      1. Koflok
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Don't tell anyone but this is part of our grand scheme so that spuds can take over the world.

        As I've been focusing on fixtures alone, I will probably get
        Boruc Davis (not a fan of rotating keepers)
        Coleman - City defender - Cardiff Sunderland rotation - Chester or Baines if I'm going 4-3-3.

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        1. Get up ya bum
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          I just bought each of my family members a masher. We're prepared. Death to potatoes!

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          1. GTS
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            Will be buying a big frying pan, just in case..

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            1. Get up ya bum
              • 16 Years
              11 years, 11 months ago

              Can't be too careful in times of war

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          2. Koflok
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            Those death will be avenged.

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            1. Get up ya bum
              • 16 Years
              11 years, 11 months ago

              That's ok. My mash is "to die for" 😉

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              1. Koflok
                • 13 Years
                11 years, 11 months ago

                Ha! 😉

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    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Why is Swansea away so difficult?

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        You gotta decipher Welsh to get there

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        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Diddly dee potatoes! No wait, that's Irish.

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          1. Get up ya bum
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            😆 I said that exact thing in my best Irish accent to some drunk backpacker in the cross one night and it started a brawl 😯 I was thinking low brow humour. Apparently he was thinking potato famine, starving ancestors etc. 😳

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            1. Billy Gilmore
              • 13 Years
              11 years, 11 months ago

              😯 😆

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      2. Koflok
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Good spot. Surprisingly they are one of the best scoring teams at home in the PL.. Up there with the lieks of Arsenal.
        Might be wrong but I don't think they've blanked at home this season.

        Another surprise was Hull actually.

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        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          They have blanked, but only once.

          http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/24599797

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          1. Koflok
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            Ah true. I've actually just did a modified version which includes the blanks but it's hardly matters because it's been included in the final adjustments.

            Teams average 2.5 blanks at home so far and 3.5 blanks away from home so Swansea is definitely decent. 1400 is a bit high but it reflects to their attacking quality - statswise.

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        2. RedLightning
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Only 3 teams have not yet blanked at home. The surprise is Fulham.

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    4. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Feck I'm looking at that and realize I' am skunked Gn #1 btw!

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        😀

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    5. TokyoRed 東京赤
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Or make your own season ticker stats, including home and away splits, with my attached funkiness

      http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2013/12/17/the-digest-gameweek-16-2/?hc_page=5#hc_comment_6278515

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      1. Koflok
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        This is definitely top stuff. Upvoted for you mate. Based on the factors there, it's probably even more accurate.

        What I learn though is people here doesn't really want to bother with the stats and nitty gritty.
        A simple and practical ticker is good enough for most of the times.

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        1. TokyoRed 東京赤
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Cheers spud. Yeah it's not for everyone and I'm not sure how much it will influence me but I enjoy it 🙂

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  13. onionbarje
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Mark can you just make Jonty's post about Forca a hot topic, as everyone keeps asking about him. It would save a lot of modding.

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Why give it any importance?

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      1. onionbarje
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        because for some unknown reason, people seem to care about him

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      2. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        This. I wish the topic would die already...

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    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Haha that would be doing the absolute opposite of what they are trying to achieve

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      1. onionbarje
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        well it's up to them if they want to waste their time going round reading every comment and modding it. I rather to enjoy the chilled laid back Onion lifestyle.

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    3. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      The lenght of his ban seems strange. Not sure if he'll be back first or Walcott

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  14. Ron_Swanson
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Thomas Hitzlsperger has bravely announced that he once played for West Ham

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    1. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      😆

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      🙁 You'll see a whole new team once Sam gets sacked in the morning

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      1. Tricky
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        He's got to go now. If they hold of a few weeks then won't leave any time for new manager to get new players in.

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    3. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      http://i.imgur.com/qSICMbD.gif 😀

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  15. Bggz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    what an interesting season we're having! can Arsenal hold on, can Chelsea put a strong run together, will City slowly move up to win it, can Utd drag themselves back to a CL place, who will finish top out of Liverpool, Everton and Spurs, who will put some daylight between them and relegation....?

    45 Arsenal
    44 Man City
    43 Chelsea
    42
    41
    40
    39 Liverpool
    -----
    38 Everton
    -----
    37 Tottenham
    36
    35
    34 Man Utd
    33 Newcastle
    32
    31
    30
    29
    28
    27 Southampton
    26
    25
    24
    23 Hull, Aston Villa
    22 Stoke
    21 Swansea, West Brom
    20 Norwich
    19 Fulham
    18 Cardiff
    ----
    17 Crystal Palace
    16
    15 West Ham
    14 Sunderland

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    1. lifes a pitch
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      no, yes, probably, no, liverpool, hopefully villa as i support em!

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    2. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      wow...9 points separate 10th from 20th

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      1. Yank Revolution
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        C'mon Cardiff!!! Ole...Ole Ole Ole!

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    3. President John F. Keninnsie
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Didn't realise West ham were down in 19th 😯

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    4. Saint & Reevesy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      to think we were second 6 weeks ago..... we're top of the bottom league.

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      1. GTS
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Tbh was a bit shocked why spurs won't click on the final 3rd.

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    5. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      top half got room for one more team it seems.... who should that be?

      looking at squad strength it should maybe be Swansea

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  16. dribbler
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    thus is for TorresMagic™:

    Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an Oxo Cube?

    A. A Laughing Stock

    Q. What is the height of optimism?

    A. An English Batsman putting on sun screen

    Q. What's the difference between an English Batsman and an F1 car?

    A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both

    Q. What do English batsmen and Drug users have in common?

    A. Both spend all their time wondering where their next score will come from

    Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in the ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?

    A. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason

    Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the English cricket team?

    A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

    Q. What's the difference between a funeral director and the English cricket team?

    A. A funeral director would never lose the Ashes.

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    1. Jafalad
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Then again... 😕

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    2. Phaze 1
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      ....

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    3. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      err..

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    4. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Great work Dribbler. 😆

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    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      😀 He had a memorable one the other day but can't bother looking it up

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      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        The Eden Hazard chant? I linked it last page.

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    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      1966's reply lol

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  17. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    How do I get Arsenal cover???
    Boruc
    Coleman, Terry, Kos,
    Silva, Hazard Gerrard 9.4m
    Suarez(C), Kun, Adebayor
    Subs: Davis, Ward, Pozuelo and Chester

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    1. Thomass
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Negredo instead of Kun my mistake and I've got 9.4m for a mid

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    2. Demel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Pick an Arsenal player. Usually does the job. Doh!

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    3. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Ozil.

      Downgrade someone.

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    4. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Terry > Azpi, get Ozil and I'd upgrade Pozuelo to someone more nailed on.

      Alternatively, get Bony instead of Adebayor.

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  18. Big_Andy_GAWA
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Guys,

    How come Silva ain't increasing in price very much...??

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Because he isnt doing much

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      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        He has stayed at 0.1% for the last few days, even with a few thousand transfers in!

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        1. Holy See
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Ah his flag was removed on the 1st. That might be it.

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    2. Defcons are for Kinnear
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      protected from the suspension he got

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      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        He just remains at zero, then? Wasn't aware of that. How long is that for?

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        1. Defcons are for Kinnear
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          8 days I think. full info on TFPL

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    3. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Most transfers are based on recent scores.

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    4. Holy See
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Alot of Wally sellers might opt for Hazard & Ozil first.

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    5. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      not many buying him.

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      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Yeah, but he should still be at a hellava lot more than 0.1% for the past few days!! He hasn't budged in price in days!!!

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  19. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Trouble with Forca is he can't really come back in disguise as he may be discovery in his new personified.

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    1. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      His cover will be blown by his horrific spelling 🙂

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      😀

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    3. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      haha

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  20. Recoba
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    With Distin out... AWilliams first sub ahead of Ward?

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    1. Defcons are for Kinnear
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Recoba. Now he was a player

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      1. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Ah, almost forgot about him! Pretty good at Inter 😀

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    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      seems mental to say about a defender at old trafford but you could be right

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      1. Recoba
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        I only worry Moyes will be desperate to be more offensive? Otherwise recent home form is nothing to worrisome, barring Roon returning (and performing)

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        1. Get up ya bum
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Utd fans might argue he can't get any more offensive

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          1. Recoba
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            😀

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  21. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    OH Boy..

    ..............Mannone
    Coleman Koscielny Azpillicueta
    ..Hazard Silva Ozil Yaya Oscar
    ...........Suarez Negredo

    0.0 in the bank

    Davis Berinho Ward Chester

    I can have Lukaku/Jrod instead of Negredo/Berbinho if i wish but i would have a benching dilemma then

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Is Oscar nailed on?

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        I think he is now he's back from injury but he will obviously lose minutes when the games come thick and fast

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    2. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      No Aguero plan?

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Easy by downgrading 1 of the mids to Lallana/Ramsey/eriksen

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    3. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      I complimented you on this before ,
      Your starting to get obnoxious - Forca is right about this place .

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        How is that being being obnoxious? I made an adjustment ater the Negredo show

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        1. HVT
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Your showboating your TV to us less well off here and constant reposting and rehashing is shoving it down our throats while a lot of us struggle .
          It's disingenuous and if I were doing as well as you I would do exactly the same !
          😉

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          1. Optimus.
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            It's maybe the 2nd time i have posted this edition..I can see how it may have read to you though i'll try and tone it down 🙂

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    4. Thomass
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      like the way your going 3-5-2

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        It's an option not final though as i love 3-4-3

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    5. Dago
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Benching dilemma? Never quite understood why thats a problem. Your TV is so good you can have a team like that, great problem to have in my opinion.

      Any chance of some feedback below please.

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Thats true

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    6. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      no plans for Kun?

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      1. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        ignore I see above

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    7. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Preferred your 3-4-3 team.

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        I might still go 3-4-3 just looking at the options

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  22. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Any injuries tonight?

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    1. FPL Mike the Knight
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Yaya picked up a small knock

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        • 12 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Did it in the first half but didn't come off until 70 mins. Scored whilst 'injured' too. 🙂

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    2. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Potentially Yaya

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    3. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Yoyo

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    4. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Yes, Forca Inter.

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        1. Colonel Wasabi
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Fwoaarrrr !

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          1. Colonel Wasabi
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            Epic reply fail…..
            See below for gratuitous letching...

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        2. Heydudes13
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Couldn't resist that one.

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    5. - DC -
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Forca. Butt-hurt. 1-2 weeks.

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    6. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Bit my lip.

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    7. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      yaya might get a 75% flag, but nothing major anywhere. west ham pride dented not that anyone expected anything at the etihad

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Just saw that 🙂

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      1. Hot Sauce
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        🙂

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      😆 Seems legit

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    3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      would love this to happen.....

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      1. Hot Sauce
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        And Wenger ignoring 🙂

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    4. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      :):

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  24. jas5sk - Youtube channel
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    1/8/2014, remember this day, It's the day that the Forca revolution took hold of you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chqi8m4CEEY

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    1. DRIZ ✅
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      http://i.imgur.com/t8IHP.gif

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    2. Liastro ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Wow, we're in August. Time goes fast when you're having fun.

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    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Felt the need to post it twice, cheers.

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        1. Heydudes13
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          The point you're trying hard to make isn't really in keeping. 🙂

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  25. Snevitz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Repost from lunchtime.....

    Wildcarding For Dummies - An Idiot's Guide

    1. Remove all players from your squad on the transfer page.
    2. Select your chosen keepers - if unsure pick Boruc + Davis or Marshall + Mannone.
    3. Select your chosen two decent defenders - if unsure pick Coleman + Koscielny
    4. Fill the final three defence spots with Bardsley, Ward + Turner for an awesome threeway.
    5. Re-select Suarez - if you don't have him log off and give up.
    6. Select Aguero - ignore that red i next to his name.
    7. Go to the midfield and select Hazard, Silva and Ozil (Toure is a valid alternative to any of these three).
    8. You have 3 spots left in your team, insert a bargain basement player who probably gets two points each week (If you want to play 343 this player should be Mutch or Noone, if you want to play 352 go for Chamakh or Berahino).
    9. This is the tricky bit and may involve thinking for yourself, you need to spend the remaining value on two players who you are happy to play each week. For high value teams this may be Toure and Adebayor, for low value Lallana and Rodriguez.
    10. You're nearly there, remove Aguero as he's not a good pick yet and insert absolutely any striker of your choice from the list.
    11. Depending on how you feel about hits you may want to re-invest the Aguero money for a two week upgrade of another player - this is only advised for expert team managers.

    Apart from SPORT I think most people liked it.
    It's not a bad starting point to work out a wildcard team from.

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Generic Team building for Dummies

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        6 and 10 are great points though, best kept to ourselves 😉

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      2. Snevitz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Yes, but you can't say the result doesn't look good.
        It gives me

        Mannone, Marshall,
        Kos, Coleman, Bardsley, Turner, Ward
        Silva, Ozil, Hazard, Toure, Oscar
        Suarez, Adebayor, Chamakh

        With the cash to do Oscar + Ade to Ramsey and Aguero

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    2. Wings Fan
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      I've done:

      2
      3
      5
      7
      10

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    3. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      We have very different ideas of what constitutes an awesome three-way

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      1. Snevitz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Strictly in fantasy football terms - out in the real world you may be able to find better if you're lucky!

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  26. Hot Sauce
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Two beers in my system. Brain says WC TIME Mother efffer!!!

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    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Play it man.

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    2. Hot Sauce
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Stop me heart!

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    3. Crouch Potato!
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Lay of the sauce fella!

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      1. Hot Sauce
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Really. I had to much hot sauce for dinner. Not joking! Siracha super hot chilly sauce!

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    4. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Lightweight 😀

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        😀

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        1. Hot Sauce
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Boson! What to do with Rooney! On your advice I got him in. Served me well. Thought on Swa, Chelsea?

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          1. Piggs Boson
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            I think he'll start against Swansea. Wait for news!

            You can deal with Chelsea next week.

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            1. Hot Sauce
              • 13 Years
              11 years, 11 months ago

              Thanks.

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      2. Hot Sauce
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        🙂

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      3. Hot Sauce
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Wc is nothing. Last year I transfered out all city, united, liverpool, tot, che and so on, being an arsenal fan. So I didnt root for them. So just wanting to WC is lightweight yes.

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    5. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      im on lemsip....not bad after 3 of em

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      1. Hot Sauce
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Best feeling in the world!

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        1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          hmm if only they made lemdma for colds....

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        2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Nah, prescription pain killers and red wine is the way forward. Until you fall over because your feet aren't moving but you think they are 😉

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      2. Colonel Wasabi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Tramadol for me.
        Smashed up my ribs this week & A&E gave me the stuff.

        I feel woolly !

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    6. Hot Sauce
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Qi, FPL SCOUT, Beer, wasabi nuts. Hot sauce in my system! Misses in NY. Doesnt get any better!

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      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Missus in NY? you should a went on the piss.

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        1. Hot Sauce
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          yeah missus sorry. Here in iceland we say Eiginkonan í nýju jórvík!

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  27. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Chris Smalling, the Jäger bomber....

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  28. Del Monte
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    WC Differentials?

    Talk to me..

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    1. Gubborr
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Cazorla

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    2. - DC -
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Lavid Duiz

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    3. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Gerrard, Cazorla, Azpilicueta, Ramsey (still has high ownership but you imagine those players must've stopped playing)..

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    4. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      i like to wipe with a lasagna sheet sometimes

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      1. FPL Touches
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        😆

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      2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        dried 😯

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      3. Bench pony warmer
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        😆 sometimes you must be torn between being a mod and having banter

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    5. Gaztafari
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Kolarov

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