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22 January 2014 1020 comments
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Paul Lambert dipped into the January transfer market towards the latter part of last week to acquire Ryan Bertrand on loan from Chelsea until the end of the season. With his side still firmly ensconced in the relegation battle, the Aston Villa boss revealed the left-back’s temperament and abilities make him an ideal fit in his starting line-up:

“Ryan brings a lot of big-game experience, not only in the Barclays Premier League but even a Champions League final which Chelsea won, so he’ll be really good for us. The way he plays the game and as a person, too, he’ll fit in here great and it will be good for him also to be playing games. He has real enthusiasm for the game and he’s looking forward to playing here. We’re grateful to Chelsea for allowing him to come here on loan and we know he’ll be really good to work with.”

The History

A product of the Gillingham youth system, Bertrand was snapped up by Chelsea as a 15-year-old back in July 2005. Over his time at Stamford Bridge, the defender has struggled to find a way past Ashley Cole for the left-back berth – the switch to Villa is now the sixth time he has been sent out on loan.

Bertrand’s first spell away from the Bridge came at Bournemouth back in 2006/07, where he made five first-team appearances. The following year, he was on the move again – plying his trade at both Oldham (21 appearances) then Norwich (18 appearances, two assists) before spending the next season on loan at the Canaries, with 38 starts to his name.

Still unable to nail down a first-team place, the left-back then made his way to Reading in 2009/10, where he finished third in the voting for the club’s Player of the Season after 44 Championship games harvested one goal and a trio of assists. He then spent the first half of the following campaign farmed out to Nottingham Forest, making 19 appearances and producing a single assist, before returning to Chelsea midway through the season.

From January2011 onwards, Bertrand has mustered a mere 26 league appearances for the Blues, with only Cole’s absence through injury handing him minutes on the pitch. The 2012/13 term saw Bertrand earn a considerable amount of game time across all competitions – 19 league matches, 10 cup appearances and nine starts in Europe, producing a couple of goals and an assist.

The 24-year-old has represented England from Under-17 to Under-21 level a total of 31 times, whilst he has also turned out for the senior international side on two occasions.

The Prospects

Immediately installed to the Villa starting line-up for Saturday evening’s trip to Liverpool, Bertrand certainly looks to have leapt to the front of the queue for the left-back role under Lambert. The Scot has mainly fielded Antonio Luna on the left but, despite having the likes of fit-again Joe Bennett as an alternative, clearly feels Bertrand is an improvement on his current options.

Lambert’s penchant for switching systems could occasionally see Bertrand handed the role of a wing-back in a 3-5-2 formation, though the Villa manager’s favoured 4-3-3 is likely to allow the new boy attacking license and offer width to his side’s attack from deep.

Coming in at just 4.4 in Fantasy Premier League (4.7 in the Sky Sports game and 1.5 in the Sun Dream Team), Bertrand arrives at Villa Park just as the fixtures smile kindly for the midlands outfit.

For those eyeing up a cheap rotating defender, seven of his final eight home games look eye-catching (WBA, WHU, NOR, STO, FUL, SOU, HUL), whilst Villa’s schedule alternates well with West Ham and Cardiff. With an ownership of just 0.3%, Bertrand offers an alternative differential to Villa skipper Ron Vlaar (priced at 4.3) and, with Christian Benteke starting to rediscover his form up top, the left-back may even chip in with an assist or two if his delivery from the flank can find its way to the revitalised Belgian in the opposition area.

Further Reference

Ryan Bertrand Wikipedia

Ryan Bertrand Statistics

Ryan Bertrand YouTube

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  1. Acquafresca
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    Mourinho's no idiot. There's a 0% chance he sells Mata to United...

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    1. The Chosen One...
      • 13 Years
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      Mourinho loves United

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    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
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      I wouldn't say 0%, but close to that

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    3. Sarnab
      • 14 Years
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      What about this?

      He wants Manutd to beat other top teams in the PL, probably that is why he is giving Mata to us.

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      1. Acquafresca
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Keep dreaming.

        Just like Chelsea fans were dreaming of Rooney 🙄

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        1. Sarnab
          • 14 Years
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          Moyes likes Roon, Mourinho doesn't like Mata.

          Roon- Integral part of our team , Mata- not at all

          Also 40m is no less sum of money.

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          1. Acquafresca
            • 14 Years
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            PSG can easily match that, and he wouldn't be going to a rival club...

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            1. Sarnab
              • 14 Years
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              ^^ look up

              United isn't a rival club anymore. Mourinho wants us to beat Arsenal and City. that's it.

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              1. Acquafresca
                • 14 Years
                11 years, 10 months ago

                What are you smoking?

                Just because united are doing poor ATM doesn't mean they aren't a rival anymore.

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              2. money face bandwagon
                • 12 Years
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                oh well..manu refuses to sell rooney to chelsea..wad makes u think that chelsea will just sell mata to manu like this?

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                1. Bauerhaus 24
                  • 12 Years
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                  The two clubs have a totally different philosophy and set up

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    4. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      Always puzzles me why how people can possibly hold opinions this strong on subjects they have no intimate knowledge of - to presume to understand the strategies of Jose Mourinho and state it in this categoric way is most peculiar to me 🙂

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      1. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Makes you look even more of a pillock if you're wrong as well.

        0% my ass

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
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          Don't worry, it's well bookmarked 😉

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          1. Give The Todd Some Love
            • 14 Years
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            Excellent 😀

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      2. Pepereina Pizza
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Hype. it makes a man say and think some very silly things.

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    5. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
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      There's more than a 0% chance you are wrong

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    6. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      hmmm wonder if hes goin to take over from dave moyes..... and is pre filling the locker

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    7. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      if Benitez was doing the same , chelsea fans would have hanged him at Trafalgar

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      1. Tiote on Peyote
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        True. Popularity is an important thing for football fans.

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    8. Cesc Pistols
      • 12 Years
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      Mourinho refused to sell Mata to Arsenal because he didn't want to sell anyone to a rival club. Don't know why people still believe he'd let Juan go to United like this.

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      1. Respect My Authoritah
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        He never said that so how do u know? Maybe Arsenal never bid

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        1. Cesc Pistols
          • 12 Years
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          Yes he did. Actually the whole episode was pretty similar to this one: Mata desperate to leave, big chance to re-start his career... Even his father was spotted at the Emirates. Not that I'm hating, just saying that United fans should calm down for a bit.

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      2. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Arsenal are rivals, Utd are not 😉

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      3. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
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        Utd aren't really a title threat now.
        So why not?

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  2. Xavi Iniesta
    • 12 Years
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    United fan here.

    Obviously Mata is a great player but there is 0% chance that he joins us.

    I'd be amazed if he did and would take back some of my hate for Moyes.

    I won't hold my breath though...

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
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      cool story bro

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      1. Hybrid.power
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
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        I wonder who's playing him in the film.

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
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          😀

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      A bench fodder Chelsea midfielder is all you need to stop hating Moyes? 😆

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    3. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
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      Cool story bro

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
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        Keep up 🙂

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        1. Heydudes13
          • 14 Years
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          More the merrier. 😉

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    4. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
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      Lol, United 'fan' and hates Moyes. 😆

      Top fan.

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      1. DÏLKS
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        You can support a team and dislike the manager.. Derby last year, I disliked Nigel Clough...

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        1. Whazza
          • 13 Years
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          What team this year?

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          1. DÏLKS
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            You saying I'm a glory hunter? 😆 Not much glory from Derby in the past few years..

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            1. Whazza
              • 13 Years
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              No just messing around 😀

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              1. DÏLKS
                • 12 Years
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                I understood after I replied hahaha! 😀

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        2. Heydudes13
          • 14 Years
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          Yeah but come on, this is different. Moyes has only just got the job and has heck of a job on his hands taking over from SAF, no offence but taking over as Derby boss is nothing compared to the former.

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          1. Mr.Irwin
            • 12 Years
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            This +hate is very extreme

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          2. DÏLKS
            • 12 Years
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            I know what you mean, but your initial statement was that you have to like the manager if they're in charge if your team; it doesn't matter how big the club is, that's not right.

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            1. Heydudes13
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              Hatred for Moyes at this stage shows your not a fan imo.

              It varies from manager to manager to club to club, in this case, I think it's being a bad fan.

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              1. Heydudes13
                • 14 Years
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                you're*

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              2. DÏLKS
                • 12 Years
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                I beg to differ, I disliked Moyes when he was at Everton. I do know what you mean, 6 months might be a little bit too quick to 'hate' him. In your initial point though, I so believe you're wrong, but yes, give the manager a bit of time to get used to everything. Clough for Derby after 5 years is fair enough though?

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                1. Heydudes13
                  • 14 Years
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                  Yes, Clough in that case is.

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          3. Gimli son of Gloin
            • 13 Years
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            Disagree.
            Maybe he didn't think Moyes was the man for the job in the first place.
            If I were a Utd fan I'd have been baffled by his selection from the off and wouldn't be happy with him as manager at all. Maybe hate is a bit strong though.

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    5. Mr.Irwin
      • 12 Years
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      Are you a Plastic fan or just Troll, I can't decide.

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      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
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        Both.

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    6. SuperOsçarBaby
      • 13 Years
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      hot story bro

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      1. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        😯

        Keep it in your pants mate

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    7. The Abyss
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Why hate the man? Join the rest of us and hate the club instead!

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      1. Debauchy
        • 12 Years
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        lol . Missed this one.

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  3. clockwork
    • 13 Years
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    Anyone got a gif of the falcao tackle?

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
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      http://i.imgur.com/Tz5Rr.gif

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      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
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        😆

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      2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 14 Years
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        😆 feeeeeck!

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      3. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
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        😯 😆

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      4. Lloyd Xmas
        • 14 Years
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        Best gif reply ever 🙂

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      5. Wings Fan
        • 12 Years
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        I just started cracking up for a good 30 seconds at this. The girlfriend even wandered over to see what the fuss was about

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      6. Bubz
        • 12 Years
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        Looooool

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  4. Wings Fan
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Right, can we ban any further mention of Mata?

    Instead, let's focus on the Capital Juan Cup for a couple of hours.

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    1. XVIVX
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      it's only a mata of time

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
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      😆

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    3. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
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      You Mata fecker!

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  5. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
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    Yaya Toure: Would I sign for PSG? Why not,’

    ‘I have great respect for them. In life you never know what will happen.’

    Yaya Toure made these suprising comments to French Radio station RMC

    http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/22/yaya-toure-admits-he-could-leave-manchester-city-and-join-psg-4273512/

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
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      Good. I hope he does one.

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      1. catch22
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        I've been too stubborn to buy him all season and he's killing me in my mini league.. hope he leaves 🙂

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Everyone wants to play for Zlatan FC

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    3. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      He's getting paid so much at City, what motivation could be possibly have for leaving?

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      1. TwiggsJameson
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        Getting paid more?

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        1. Wilshere Knowledge
          • 12 Years
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          75% tax in France, very unlikely.

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        2. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          These people never have enough 🙁

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    4. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
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      Alright Bemba, you can have the rest of the night off.

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      damn it!

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    2. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      some of us are at work. thanks.

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
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        You deserve sacking anyway then

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        1. sinik
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          I suppose so, but I am on my lunch break enjoying the United match so I suppose not! 😆

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    3. Tiote on Peyote
      • 14 Years
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      haha

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    4. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
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      Haha

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    5. SPorting
      • 14 Years
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      I approve this gif.

      Love, Dick.

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  7. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    This place makes much more sense when replies are attached to posts.

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    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
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      *aren't 😳

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    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
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      We would still be on the previous if it wern't for all the fails 🙂

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  8. Lloyd Xmas
    • 14 Years
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    Look at Optimus gif reply at bottom of page 5.Brilliant!Give that man a cigar!

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
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      Pervert.

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    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
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      that joke wasn't very hard. was bound to come up

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  9. GlasgowFF
    • 14 Years
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    Keep seeing these posts saying Kagawa hasn't been given a chance, Moyes doesn't know how to play him, he is not played in his correct position etc

    I am of the opinion he is just crap.

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
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      You are wrong

      If you saw him in Germany you would have seen him single handedly destroy bayern in the cup final

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
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      He is proper crap. A few have compared him to Park, but he couldn't lace three-mile Parks boots. Park was a player worthy of hate

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      1. Lallana_
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Kagawa was amazing at Dortmund. He just doesn't suit the premier league and is short of confidence.

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        1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 14 Years
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          I didn't see him at Dortmund much, so can only go off his ManU career and national team stuff. He looks like a different player when he turns out for the blue samurai though...Still couldn't lace Honda's boots either

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    3. floydy_floyd
      • 15 Years
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      He's one of those where apparently you know nothing about football if you don't rate him.

      Despite seeing him play poorly time and time again. Even fergie didn't play him much and he bought him.

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  10. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
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    Moyes dosen't know how to use Kagawa how would he know how to use Mata

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
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        🙂

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      2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 14 Years
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        That moyes running gif, in any form, is gif of the season 😆

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    1. Wings Fan
      • 12 Years
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      Fergie didn't know how to use Kagawa either

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      1. Wings Fan
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Or maybe the best way to use Kagawa is to get Mata on the same pitch as him

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      He'll use him as defensive cover for Patrice Evra's constant runs forward, just like he wants to use RVP to head down long balls and elbow people like Yakubu

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  11. maxi - REAL ENGLISH FAN
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Even if mata turns out to be rubbish it will give utd a 'psychological' 'lift'

    I could go on

    This transfer makes me so angry. Watch them get all smug if they beat relegation contenders sunderland in the league cup and saying with mata they will get top four

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    1. Baa
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I'm no Sherlock, I am just a sheep.. But looking at the clues I think you must hate Manchester United.. Am I correct?

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    2. Holy See
      • 15 Years
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      At this moment in time, I'll be happy if we beat relegation.

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
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        Man Utd fan?

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        1. Holy See
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Yip

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    3. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      'I could go on'

      Please don't 🙄

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    4. Tiote on Peyote
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      clown

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    5. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      carry on trolling with no apparent knowledge of the game.

      48 points up for grabs, nothing is certain.

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  12. only2
    • 13 Years
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    Just wanna cover all bases. You never know with Jose Mourinho. At least Benteke is safe pick and on pens

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
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      2 reply fails on this page already

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
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        He's special

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        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
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          Apt grav alright 🙂

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  13. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
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    RVP was central to Arsenal and in fine form. They sold him to United....

    If Mata wants to leave, it's entirely possible.

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    1. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Wenger sold him to Fergie as a "retirement present", and fully well knew RVP was made of glass 😉

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      1. There's Always One!
        • 15 Years
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        Nice present! He won us the league

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        1. Debauchy
          • 12 Years
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          Yeah ,but he promised Wenger he would retire . So Great move yeah.

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      It seems like Moyes would have to be stupid enough to totally break the bank for him, don't think Mata's contract is in the final year like RVP's

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    3. Cesc Pistols
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      Wenger actually accepted to sell him to a rival club rather than keeping an unhappy player, which is something Mourinho would never do.

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      1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 14 Years
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        Wenger had no choice, RVP was going to leave for free at the end of the season

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    4. The Enlightener
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      Excellent point for all to consider when saying "no way he goes to United" and other such comments.

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    5. Godfather Bandit 42
      • 13 Years
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      RVP - 1 good season for us after being injured for decades - SOLD!
      RVP - ! good season for them - then injured for decades!

      Professor Wenger....( I know its a cool story, bro!)

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      1. Tiote on Peyote
        • 14 Years
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        Good !

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  14. The Bandit
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    Zaha at Cardiff worth a look at £5.4m 😎

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    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
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      Naw he's shite.

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
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        He really isn't, he just needs to feel wanted

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        1. Hibbo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
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          Naw really he's just shite.

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    2. RabMac
      • 12 Years
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      Think it depends on your budget. He is too expensive for bench fodder and I reckon if you can afford it. The 7-7.5 bracket is going to be used for your 4th slot.

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
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        Januzaj is 5th mid atm so not much in it

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        1. RabMac
          • 12 Years
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          Obviously it is a personal choice and I understand many won't agree but I also think Januzaj is too expensive too bench unless you got him when he was below 5M.

          I personally wouldn't like to bench Januzaj as I would find it very frustrating in the weeks he performed and scored highly but I had him on my bench.

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    3. Caine & Co.
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      shite

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  15. SuperOsçarBaby
    • 13 Years
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    Please ban the word 'Mata'

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    1. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
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      No Mata 😯

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      1. Pinoche
        • 13 Years
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        You really are a tool.

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        1. Heydudes13
          • 14 Years
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          Now, now Aatish.

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        2. Acquafresca
          • 14 Years
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          Goodnight Aatish

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          1. Epic Fail
            • 15 Years
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            😀

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        3. Christina.
          • 15 Years
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          Loser

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    2. Tiote on Peyote
      • 14 Years
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      What's the Mata?

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      1. Tiote on Peyote
        • 14 Years
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        So bad it's good.

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        1. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 14 Years
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          So, so bad, it's bad

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    3. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
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      Especially when it's part of a really unfunny and old joke

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      1. Tiote on Peyote
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Like what man?

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Doesn't mata

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      2. SuperOsçarBaby
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        No Mata 😯
        😉

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    4. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      No Mata 😯

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    5. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Hakuna Matata. It means no worries.

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  16. maxi - REAL ENGLISH FAN
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Percentage of utd fans that know anything about football eg the offside rule 50%

    Percentage of those fans that know much about their players 50 %

    Percentage of those fans that even watch the games at least once a month another 50%

    Percentage of those fans who have ever seen kagawa play: 1%

    So why does every man u 'fan' I run into talk about kagawa not starting? Sorry he has 'technique' and 'vision' obviously our poor pathetic english game doesn't provide a millionth of the talent those brilliant german and spanish leagues do, which is obvious by the money they make...oh wait.

    Thought so.

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    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Shut up.

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    2. Sergio AGUEROOOOO
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      nice stats

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    3. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Lovely use of statistics

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    4. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      It's official, you.

      Love, Dick.

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    5. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      so money paid = talent???

      the MLS, Russian league and Brazilian Serie A all say "hello"

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      1. Naboo
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        and that Qatari league thing

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  17. jas5sk - Youtube channel
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Are we all in agreement that Fellaini is the best player for ManU to play in the 'hole'?

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    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      It would work better if they could get Nolan.

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      1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        😆

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  18. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Agreed

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    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      😆

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    2. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      😛

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  19. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Who am I?

    I post on a forum
    I took a small joke too seriously
    I changed my FFS username

    🙄

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    1. Christina.
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Tell me please.

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    2. Tiote on Peyote
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Someone on the forum you dislike?

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    3. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Father Todd Unctuous?

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    4. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Aatish. But don't think it's actually him.

      What was the joke? Remember when he was obsessed with being the first to post on a new article. 😆

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      1. Christina.
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Oh of course.

        Still think his Silva gravatars look like girls.

        🙄

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      2. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Don't think AJ is Aatish.

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        1. Christina.
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          You think wrong.

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        2. Acquafresca
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          FPL history doesn't lie

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      3. Acquafresca
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        It is him. His FPL history gives away his "undercover" status

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        1. Heydudes13
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Ah right, cheers.

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    5. There's Always One!
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      My name change is a small wee dig! 😉

      Plus i didn't like the sort version

      BJ 🙁

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        he doesn't mean you Big John 😀

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    6. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Was it me?

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      1. Christina.
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Unless your new FFS username is "Dick", no it's not you.

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        1. Acquafresca
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          😆

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    7. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      It was a shit joke. It was a shit reply.

      Kiss and make up

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      1. Acquafresca
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        The spirit of Learnu must live on.

        No Mata 😯

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  20. 2 goals 1 cup
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone else take their fantasy team more seriously than their real life team?! I'm a Man U fan so I'm definitely not taking them seriously this year!

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    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I support FPL.

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    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I'm going without Spurs.

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      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Couldn't handle liking Adebayor scoring.

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        1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          (Authentic Arsenal fan)

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          1. Wilshere Knowledge
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            I do have fond memories of him stamping on RvPs head though.

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            1. Leaf
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 10 months ago

              🙂

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        2. Colonel Klink
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Amen to that.

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  21. MJ6987
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    So, if Mata does sign, and he is in the team vs Cardiff...are you bringing him in? I am sorely tempted (for Ozil probably)

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
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      Yeah.

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    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Just monitoring. Flexibility with Silva and Ozil.

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    3. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      probably stick with januzaj and assess. mata needs to shake off the cobwebs still

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      1. MJ6987
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        What if Januzaj is not playing? It's not like Mata is not fit and...it's Cardiff!

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        1. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          that's the worry right now, mata could be bad for januzaj. ideal world moyes bins valencia if mata joined

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        2. Wilshere Knowledge
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Other players should make way before Januzaj though. Valencia has been a shambles.

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      2. Debauchy
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Agree .Januzaj in and take bit of time to assess Mata impact.

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    4. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Wait for signs of form

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    5. catch22
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I think at 1.9 cheaper willian is better value, and fairly assured of his game time with mata and schurrle out

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      1. Debauchy
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        mmmm tx . will look at that . Think Chelsea gonna go all out next game. Give fans a display.

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    6. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I reckon you can afford to wait and see how he performs and how Moyes plays him before deciding.

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    7. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Innovation is all about being first.

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      1. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        that's what i tell the ladies "i'm an innovator"

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        1. Hibbo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          That's quite funny.

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  22. Wirtzle Gummidge
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Vidic rocking the gillet...

    ...the vest a man can get.

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      😆

      Did you see his girlfriend struggling to eat like a normal human?

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  23. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Predictions for united vs Sunderland:

    HT score:
    FT score:

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    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      0-0
      0-2

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      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        0-0
        2-0
        *

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        1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          You were right the first time 🙂

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    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      1-0 United
      1-1 final score

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    3. Lallana_
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      0-1
      2-1

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    4. Mr Wizard
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Hoping for a draw FT. Man U duck out the cup.

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  24. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    SUPER STEVIE FLETCHERRRRRR!! #UNDERRATEDPLAYERINPREM

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Massively underrated

      Best "fletcher" in all of football

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      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Top finisher, honestly, he's so clinical.

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        1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Agreed. It was the most insulting thing to watch when Wolves played Doyle ahead him every game

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          1. Heydudes13
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            Yeah I know right, think he wants out of Sunderland though, Martinez was being linked with him.

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      2. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Take a look at his shot to conversion rate, last season. It was still one of the best despite being in a team that created less than a chance a game.

        One of his season at Wolves it was the best out of any PL strikers.

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        1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Remember that year at Wolves, he was unstoppable, and they kept benching him because "Doyle works hard for the team" or some crap like that

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  25. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    GOAL MATA

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    1. Demí
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Don't troll jed. He's not come off the bench yet

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      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        😆

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    2. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Someone needs to email Jonty about this appalling trolling

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      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        DiD u fall 4 it? 😛

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        1. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          I was f5ing bbc sport for 5 minutes m8 u mega troll

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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      🙄

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      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        sori 4 fslse info m8

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    3. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Lukaku assist

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  26. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 10 months ago

    The conversation that went on between Wenger and Fergie over the RVP transfer:

    Wenger: Yo Fergs, you want him? Contract almost expired.
    Fergie: Sure, what do you want in return?
    Wenger: Your retirement 😎
    Fergie: Deal

    Wenger to himself: I hope he doesn't read the fine print...

    "Fragile, made of glass"

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    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Won the title for Fergie in his last season. Says it all really.

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      1. Godfather Bandit 42
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        And his best season for us was his last....

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      2. Crouch Potato!
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Not sure it does.

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        1. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          He singlehandedly won the league last year, for the relatively small sum of £24 million. Even if he never plays another game for United, that money has been well spent imo

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      3. Debauchy
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah - Wenger gave him that for 7 years of fallow ( is that right word)

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    2. theloveburglar
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      the translation

      Wenger.. Yo Fergs you want him? contract almost expired banging in goals for fun but down to my bullshit philosophies leading to 8 trophyless seasons i cant possibly tempt him to stay...

      Fergie.. Sure what do you want in return?

      Wenger.. Your retirement

      Fergie.. Deal as soon as iv wrestled back the league title from that mob down the road my job here is done...

      Wenger to himself.. I can only hope this guy breaks his leg because if not iv just sold this guy the league title..

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      1. Debauchy
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        1 title . and then 7 yrs of drought . Who's the winner ?

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        1. theloveburglar
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          this comment may need translated aswell.. when you are ready

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      2. JT's Dog
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Re translation
          Wenger , yo fergie you want him?
          Fergie, och aye, sis no fee gonna , ha ha proud very proud aff yir heed, ya mad job yi. Five mair meenits ref.
          Wenger, uh so that is yes?

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        • Wilshere Knowledge
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Wenger: Yo Fergus, I have this treacherous snake in my team, and I thought what better place for a scumbag than United, you want him?

          SAF: He'd fit right in in my morally abhorrent squad. Let me just see how much change I have left over from my referee payroll kitty. I wonder if I can teach him to dive like Young?

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          1. theloveburglar
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            relax sweetheart..This treacherous snake wanted only to further his career.. you lot are nailed on for this title this year and i wouldnt begrudge yas a bit of sucess for the first time in 9 years.. be surprised to see ya blow it from here to be honest but rather u lot than city or chelsea..

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          2. Debauchy
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            Love it !

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            1. Debauchy
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 10 months ago

              WK' s sorry Burglar you're yesterday.

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    3. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Sunderland are going to win this tie 😆

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      1. Tiote on Peyote
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Is that you in your grav?

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        1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          yeah

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          1. Tiote on Peyote
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 10 months ago

            You look how you behave on here - like a tit.

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            1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 10 months ago

              sticks and stones 😆

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      2. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        troll 😆

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    4. GENERATION X
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Great Britain v Europe – who rules? Current standings…
      GB & I
      Ruddy 82

      Coleman 120
      Terry 99
      Jageilka 93
      Baines 91
      Ramsey 113
      Lallana 104
      Gerrard 94
      Rooney 119
      Rodriguez 97
      Sturridge 95

      TOTAL 1107

      EUROPE
      Szczesny 101
      Mertesacker 106
      Evra 88
      Lovren 84

      Hazard 135
      Ozil 100
      Cabaye 96
      Mirallas 85

      Giroud 107
      Remy 105
      Lukaku 103

      TOTAL 1110

      I think I’ve got the figures right and I’ve gone for the best possible points formations. If going by fantasy rules would have to drop Ozil for Navas (83) as there are four Arsenal in the Europe team – thus giving GB & I the lead 1107 to 1093.

      Not sure what this proves other than I need to get out more…..

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      1. Tiote on Peyote
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Worthwhile work man. Food for thought.

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      2. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        You have way too much time on your hands 😀

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      3. Whazza
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        No Yaya 😀 jk

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    5. 50shades of o'shea
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Mata deal done for 45million euros. I'm going to get him as a class differential after the Cardiff game, I'll give him a game to settle in. 😉 who Elise is thinking of getting him in?

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      1. Chucky
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        o/

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      2. Respect My Authoritah
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        If hes starting v Cardiff, I'm getting him this week

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      3. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        He plays for ManU people! He plays for ManU...

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        1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          😆

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      4. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Bloody Euros. How much is that in ££££?

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        1. Chucky
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          £36.7 million pounds. Not enough IMO

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        2. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Ehh, about 45Kg and 7 inches I think.

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    6. Pickled and Preserved
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Fer or Januzaj this week? Thanks for thoughts

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      1. SPorting
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Both.

        Love, Dick.

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        1. Acquafresca
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          xx

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        2. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Good job there is a comma there..

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      2. Debauchy
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Januzaj . 2 tasty homes in next 3 and Moyes just cant afford to bentch him at the mo.

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