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13 March 2014 1424 comments
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Granville calls it a logic-defying season and this 300k ranked Fantasy manager isn’t going to argue with him. There’s plenty to tussle about in this week’s ScoutCast, however, as we lock virtual horns over Rooney vs van Persie, Baines vs Coleman and Aguero vs his hamstring.

In and around the regulars, it’s the incoming double Gameweeks that occupy our thoughts once more, with the community questions quizzing us on United’s Gameweek 31 potential, the Chelsea dilemma and the best player we’ve witnessed in the flesh. Granville puts forward a true talent: a three time FIFA World Player of the Year, no less. I nominated a floppy haired Geordie with a top 40 single. Truly logic-defying.

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Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Van Dal
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    What to do with this lot was all set to do rvp > kun

    Boruc Mannone

    Kolorov Coleman Azpi

    Haz Sterling Lallana Snodgrass

    Sturridge Suarez Aguero

    Subs: Ward, kosch, Zaha

    2ft. Was thinking Snod > AJ and play ward?

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    1. Van Dal
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Aguero = Rvp*

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  2. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
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    Think I might save the banned shrug emoticon for matchday for maximum annoyance.

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    1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Just tried. Marked for review. An alarm goes of in Sydney.

      😆

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      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
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        Lol, they actually have it banned. Thought they didn't actually go through with it. Oh well.

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        1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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          Poor Towelie, he took it hard

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          1. Captain Shirokov
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 9 months ago

            Back on the kush too I heard. 😉

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            1. Captain Shirokov
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 9 months ago

              Who am I kidding, he was always on it.

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    2. The3rdTurd
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      11 years, 9 months ago

      I tried posting it the other day. You just get that 'your comment has been flagged for review' orange message pop up.

      Don't know why it's banned, it's not like it takes up loads of space on the page.

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      1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Something about ASCII code or something?

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  3. Tinmen
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    What ya reckon men.. swap Snodgrass for Nolan/Chamberlain for free transfer or hold on to Snodgrass for another week?

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    1. Van Dal
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Thinking along same lines. Snod > aj or nolan and play ward

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    2. Oz lotto
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      if you're going to ship off snod and you have a FT now I don't see why not. Although if you're bringing in the ox then maybe wait.

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  4. gers23
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    11 years, 9 months ago

    Thoughts on Hazard captain this week? Slightly dodgy that they play midweek and he could be sacrificed early?

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    1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Hazard has averaged 9 points in his last 5 games and has missed 12 minutes of the last 11 matches

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      1. gers23
        • 14 Years
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        Thanks lol 🙂

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    2. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
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      Go for it

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  5. Get up ya bum
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Gonna be a good weekend for Bony owners. Wba have no defence it seems

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    1. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
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      Good spot...

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Might squeeze him into ufpl after all

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
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      yep, and he loves a home game

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 16 Years
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        Yup

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  6. Marouane Fellatio
    • 12 Years
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    Baines worth the extra over Coleman?

    Most of my rivals have Coleman so bringing him in would make me sleep easy. He's not picked up attacking returns for the last six weeks though, was his form earlier in the season a blip or is he due?

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    1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      I cant be bothered checking but I think Baines was out during his purple patch.

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      1. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Coleman scored 34% of his total points in the 7 weeks that Baines was out.

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    2. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Yea..Coleman's stats have been rubbish...So unless something changes he's just beome an expensive Distin.

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      1. Marouane Fellatio
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        I'm inclined to agree.

        I'm leading a couple of leagues by 60 ish points so trying to play it safe and cover as many high ownership players as I can. I was a bit risky last season and blew a 100pt lead in the last few weeks, don't want that to happen again!

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    3. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
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      Yeah I reckon

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    4. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
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      if they don't win a penalty no, if they do yes 😛
      all going to come down to luck probably, well even more so than normal

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  7. sinik
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
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    well looks like no important risers or fallers

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
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      All down to tomorrow.

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      1. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        make knee jerks less likely..

        I'm hoping if you know who is out, it's for a publicly extended period so there's no messing about with where he is in his recovery with respect to the DGW..

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  8. Vardy Gras PBFC
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    How does this look?

    Boruc ( McGregor )
    Baines Coleman Ivanovic ( Chester Evra )
    Hazard Lallana Sissoko YYT ( Sterling)
    Suarez Sturridge Lukaku

    Lallana -> Silva for DGW, for which I could put out 11 DGWers dropping Chelsea to bench.

    Something is telling me to pick Bony, I wish it would shut up.

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    1. Coaly
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Good, almost as good as mine 😉

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    2. Hank Scorpio
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      V.nice

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    3. Spencer
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      That's pretty much my team! Thought I was the only one not going with Mannone in goal.

      I like it btw. A lot.

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    4. mr gruber
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      supreme defence that lot...

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  9. Coaly
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    If you could only pick three players for this weeks games, who would you have?

    I'd go Suarez Yaya Baines

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    1. GREENDREAMS11
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Suarez. Baines. Luka

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      1. Coaly
        • 13 Years
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        I have those 3 + Yaya

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        1. GREENDREAMS11
          • 16 Years
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          Should be a good weekend then. 😉

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  10. Mr Wizard
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    Thoughts on Remy's playtime this weekend?

    I'm not too convinced by the source. Has pardew actually came out and said Remy will miss the next couple games?

    Just transferred him in this week..oops

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    1. The B
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Guys who transferred in Remy are worse off than those who transferred in Aguero.

      Period.

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    2. Hank Scorpio
      • 13 Years
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      It was a solid source if I recall.

      Sorry.

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      1. Mr Wizard
        • 15 Years
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        Aww 🙁

        Should I take a -4 hit and punt on eto!? Or is he worse than a man short? Haha

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        1. Hank Scorpio
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Wait for the press conferences, you don't want to make another boo boo!

          Bony or Lukaku are options?

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          1. Mr Wizard
            • 15 Years
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            Lukaku for the double would be nice actually. I would hate for the source to be speculation and then for him to play and get a hat trick. I would rage quit for sure

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  11. mr gruber
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Which of these two options?

    A - Silva / Mata / Rafael
    B - Yaya / AJohnson / Coleman

    (have Nasri / Baines / Kolarov)

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    1. Hank Scorpio
      • 13 Years
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      B.

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    2. Mr Wizard
      • 15 Years
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      Big B

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    3. mr gruber
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Hmm - it's cos of Yaya isn't?
      Mildly annoyed to have him at all...

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  12. Van Dal
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Asda or Tesco?

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  13. Mr Wizard
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Sainsburys

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  14. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Looks like i'll be able to wait until tomorrow to give Van Persie the boot.

    Night all.

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  15. Tiote on Peyote
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone contemplating a Lallana captaincy this weekend?

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    1. Hank Scorpio
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      He's on my list.

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      never even considered it, but good luck if you do

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      1. Tiote on Peyote
        • 14 Years
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        I'll probably not but I feel drawn to it atm.

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    3. tm245
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      I have done it.

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    4. The Shoonchy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Have tried him two times this season, in good home games
      Got a 5 and a 3
      Hope your luck is better

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    5. A.T
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      He's my vc at the mo

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  16. McSauce
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    A or B pending Aguero injury???

    MANNONE
    CHESTER BAINES KOSC
    GERRARD AJ Hazard YAYA
    LUKAKU SUAREZ (c) STURRIDGE

    MANNONE
    CHESTER BAINES KOSC
    GERRARD Ince HAZARD AJ
    STURRIDGE SUAREZ (c) AGUERO

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    1. McSauce
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Hazard shudnt be in Capitals for the 2nd team as no DGW

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      1. The B
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        He is the invincible. Even if there was a triple GW, Hazard deserves a name in capitals. Id even go out and have his name in bold font if it was possible.

        - Proud Hazard owner from GW1.

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        1. McSauce
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          haha same love him!

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    2. mr gruber
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      On WC you mean?
      A til you know otherwise I think.
      (risk and risers)

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      1. McSauce
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        My current team!

        Mannone
        Chester Baines Kosc
        Gerrard ince Hazard Lallana
        Sturrdige Suarez Aguero

        Boruc Baker Parker Stones

        So no hit would be needed for team B

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        1. mr gruber
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Oh that's more difficult then... dunno ?
          Probably change by deadline if no convincing Aggy-news and if only for -4

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  17. menunited
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    rooney or lukaku or other for kun?
    he's stressing me out...
    dropped hazard for him...

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    1. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Oh dear.

      Hold until tomorrow

      We'll know more

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Lukaku for me, much prefer their fixtures over the next three weeks.

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    3. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Ouch - lukaku

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  18. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Would you Wc this team or just do a -4 Aguero > Studge?
    Boruc
    Ivan / azpi / Coleman
    Haz / Mata / Snod / Lallana
    Suarez / jrod / Aguero
    Thanks.

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    1. menunited
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      studge

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    2. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Aargh Aguero > Lukska (c)
      Bloody tpyo

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    3. Demí
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Just -4 i think. Maybe Lukaku instead of Studge then wc next week?

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  19. Zizou
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Best hull defender for double bruce or chester

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    1. Demí
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Chester

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  20. NATSTER
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    No words from City medical on Aguero yet?

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    1. Elwood
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      No.

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    2. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Tomorrow at press conference I hear

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  21. tm245
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Anybody taking big hits this gw? I know I'm going to make three or four more moves (so everyone after the first will be for a -4) to set myself up for gw31, but I'm just trying to figure out if I should take them now so that the extra week gives me more opportunity to make back the -4s.

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  22. rozzo
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Thoughts on Steven Gerrard as an option? Not many people appear to have him. Has been ticking along nicely but only seems to have set piece threat.

    I reckon he has a penalty or two in him over the next few games, no?

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      If you can get the same kind of output from Sterling then the money elsewhere can be a big difference. But if you have cash floating around he's a good shout.

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    2. Oz lotto
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      yes. I'm thinking either him or Yaya. But then again I might use a transfer on Rooney instead 🙁 as you can see I'm in a dilemma.

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    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
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      Since his return from injury nine games ago...Gerrard 55 pts v Yaya 48 pts from his last nine...and Gerrard gave up a pen to Studge.

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      1. Colonel Klink
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        He won't do that again for a couple reasons.

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    4. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Gerrard looks good for double and can do something like :
      Gerrard / Lukaku > Aguero / Sterling when Sergio gets better.

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  23. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 9 months ago

    Talk dirty to me.

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    1. Hubert
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Grime

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    2. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
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      Filth

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    3. Holy See
      • 15 Years
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      Adam

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      1. mr gruber
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        I'm sure you do, but you should see Adam at EVE...

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        1. Colonel Klink
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Or as PSG Alex says, Yves.

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    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      I got a bit of mud on my carpet last night

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    5. The B
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      John Terry and face of Ramires.

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    6. bitterandstout
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Uli Hoeness

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      • applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        yoghurt with a fork

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    7. Demí
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      http://i.imgur.com/n76E3zJ.png

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        • 15 Years
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        🙂

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      2. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Thanks for response on last page Demi ,
        I should have said Aguero > Lukaka (c) -4 ,
        I think that's my best option as I really fancy my Soton trio of Boruc / Lallana / jrod ,
        It would be a shame to sacrifice them over Sergio's hammy.

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    8. Scratch
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Lols @ the Benfica manager taunting Sherwood by holding up 3 fingers after Benfica's 3rd goal.

      His post match explanation? no no he wasn't doing that it was actually "I was saying: 'number three, Luisao, number three"

      Luisao wears #4 🙂

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Lol.

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      2. IL Fantasista
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Like a boss

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      3. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        😀

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      4. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Neville wears Prada

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    9. FortunesAlwaysHiding
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Top defender picks for gwk 31? Im looking for a list of about 10 names...

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      1. pundit of punts
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Baines,Kompany,Evra,Demel,Curtis Davies,Zabaleta,Coleman.

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      2. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Coleman
        Baines
        Jones
        Evra
        Zaba
        Bad c
        Collins
        Chester
        Ivanovich
        Skrtel

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        1. FortunesAlwaysHiding
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 9 months ago

          Would you rate Hulls defence over Newcastle?

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          1. HVT
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 9 months ago

            Slightly
            Hull V WBA / wham
            Newc V CP / everton
            I can see Chester scoring.

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      3. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        everton defence, liverpool defence, man city defence, everyone else

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    10. pundit of punts
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 9 months ago

      Watch Azpilicueta score a brace this weekend as Granville has already dismissed him as a fantasy option. 🙂

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      1. bitterandstout
          11 years, 9 months ago

          that would loverly, he needs to make a contribution to my fantasy fortunes, before the gods send me my fantasy P45.

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      2. Zizou
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Will chester be playing by the double

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        1. McSauce
          • 16 Years
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          Yes

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        2. Colonel Klink
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
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          He's playing already, isn't he? As of last FA Cup game, that is?

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      3. McSauce
        • 16 Years
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        Thoughts on Baines (C) for GW 30

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        1. A.T
          • 15 Years
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          http://youtu.be/egc2YuLFuG0

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          1. Get up ya bum
            • 16 Years
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            LOL

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      4. Reed_Rothchild
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 9 months ago

        Seems like most people transferring out Aguero are opting for Lukaku over Rooney.

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        1. HVT
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
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          I agree.

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