[sbu_large_image] Preamble
19 April 2014 1069 comments
Mark Mark
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Ultimate is a big word and, I have to admit, having tinkered with the Premier League’s new Fantasy game offering I was more than a little skeptical.

Initially I missed the interaction of weekly transfers. I seemed able to absorb injuries and loss of form with some ease, very rarely having to consider thinking outside of my 25-man squad. Equally, I was able to put out a strong XI, leading to me to think that the formula for success was simply to concentrate on the familiar big hitters and pad the squad out with cheap fodder. Most of all, I feared that the robust player template that has somewhat hindered variety in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) this season, would be an even greater obstacle in the Ultimate scenario.

As the season has progressed, however, mounting injuries and suspensions have gradually unlocked new experiences that I’ve rarely seen in other Fantasy games, with new subtle strategies revealing themselves.

I never really thought I’d be watching out for Kenwyne Jones’ points and yet, today, I’m hoping he gets a run-out against his former club in hope he can deliver for my Ultimate lineup. Equally, I’m left pondering just how many defenders to include on my bench to cover myself over the Gameweek and whether Jake Livermore’s combative qualities against Arsenal will see him outscore the cavalier Raheem Sterling at Carrow Road. Suddenly players that have long been redundant in FPL, are real factors in my thinking for the weekend.

It’s Ultimate’s loan system that could just be the killer mechanic. While we’re robbed of free weekly transfers, the ability to loan in players for varied point costs offers the option to freshen things up and replace injured squad members. As mentioned, at first this seems redundant – a few Gameweeks in and it seems you rarely need to look beyond your existing setup. Two months into the season, this view will change dramatically.

In both my Ultimate seasons so far, my injury list has mounted up by seven or eight Gameweeks in, forcing me to consider emergency loans. While at first this seems restrictive – with point costs a considerable barrier – eventually the appeal of dipping into the loan market reveals itself.

While any number of players can be shipped in as part of a loan agreement, you can only have one agreement in place at once. In addition, the longer you loan in a player, the cheaper he costs and the more value you can potentially extract from them. Both elements are crucial to the strategy of playing the loan market. Both seem skillfully designed and may just be the key to making Ultimate a major pull to the dedicated Fantasy manager.

I’m sitting here this morning with Eden Hazard and Yaya Toure both laid low – the need to bring in some loan replacements is obvious. The trick, however, is not so much to identify the targets but to consider just how much I pay for their services before I recall both Hazard and Toure. I have to consider when they will be back to fitness and when their services will be preferred to the players I’m loaning in. I also have to be sure that, if I agree a long-term agreement today, I’m not going to regret that a week from now and be boxed in. I can only have one agreement in place, so settle on a four-Gameweek term for players today and I’m forced to cancel this agreement and lose those points should I need further loans during that spell. These are avenues I’ve never been asked to explore in other Fantasy games, not least FPL. It’s demanding but it feels good to be applying new areas of the grey matter to my Saturday Fantasy thinking.

Equally, the fears over the template squad are somewhat dispelled by the loan system. The players I can bring in can be effective differentials – Christian Eriksen was selected by under 4% of Ultimate players in their initial squads, which is no surprise given his form at the time. Those who loan him now are certain to get an edge, knowing that those who wish to cover this will have to pay points – up to ten, if they are to benefit from his close season form.

Eriksen has scored 49 points over his last four Gameweeks – if I spend ten points on loaning him in until Gameweek 38, will he pay that back with dividends and outscore the player he replaces? This is a far easier decision when he’s replacing the injured Toure, but I ask myself whether I’d be brave enough to start using loans to replace active but out-of-form members of my squad.

That strategy offers a route for a whole new “maverick” Fantasy manager. They will have the option to back their talent to hit form players as a method of closing in on those who perhaps were able to construct strong squads with their initial selections. The mini-league leaders will be there to be shot at, reluctant to spend points to replace active players, while those chasing can play the loan system to find differentials and hope to close in.

My failing FPL season has undoubtedly allowed me to focus on Ultimate in the past month. I’m not sure how comfortable I’ll be should they compete for my attention in equal measure. I do know that Ultimate brings something new to the table – I’m making new decisions, toying with new strategies and looking out for Kenwyne Jones. Believe it or not, that feels good.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Manamongst
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    I´m out the loop is Silva a for sure out?

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    1. Merlinho
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Looks that way.

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      1. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        thanks

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      11 years, 11 months ago

      no

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      1. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        You´re not the dude when girl says; ¨hell no¨ to you, respond: ¨So you´re saying there´s a chance?¨

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    3. Maddocio
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      He trained with the first team yesterday, I think he'll play

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      1. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        CHeers!

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  2. Evs
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    • 16 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Anyone risking Aguero (c) for catch up?

    Suarez record against Norwich is phenomenal ....

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    1. snowman
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Just thinking of this now and have decided to stick with suarez

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    2. La Roja
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Im tempted. Norwich dont concede many and surely that record is going to end

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      1. Konig Luther
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        but not this week

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    3. Henry Hill
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      11 goals in his last four vs Norwich 😯

      http://shouldicaptainsuarez.com/

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    4. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      I'm temped but I will pu$$y out in the end 🙂 I'm chasing but he's rank 159 so he's out of reach

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    5. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      im sure suarez will troll us all, but its too much risk

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    6. The Shoonchy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Do need to catch up
      But wondering if the risk is worth the outlay

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    7. The Chosen One...
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Yep going Aguero (c). Last few gw's I tend to just have fun with it. Aguero (c) and on -8 😎

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    8. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Yep

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    9. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Given City's form and Agueros fitness level it's too much of a risk for me

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      1. Sloopy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        This!

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      2. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Agree, and damn are all of us Silva owners going to bitten in the ass like Yaya did last week?

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    10. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Was considering it but I'm reluctant to leave it off Suarez...

      I didn't see if Kun looked very dangerous against Sunderland though.

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    11. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      aguero's recent form is failing to score against wigan and sunderland at home and sunderland at wembley. too risky

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    12. Ghost
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      I am.

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    13. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Aguero coming off on the hour midweek ruled that out for me

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    14. Here's the manager
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      o/
      So far behind , hoping this will be the defining moment of my fpl season, rocketing me up into the top 400k.

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    15. Grumpy Camel
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      More importantly, what are you thinking eve?

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    16. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      U r losing it mate

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    17. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      You´re better off captaining Mutch, or an Eto´o this week...

      Aguero is in questionable form/fitness as it is.

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  3. nesta807
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    So many people asking similar question:
    Which 3 to start out of:

    A: Mutch
    B: Puncheon
    C: Lallana
    D: Sterling

    Should clear it up for a few people.

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    1. jonny77
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Lallana, Punch and Sterling

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  4. Raddy
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Anyone taking a game on an Aguero captain?

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    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
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      o/

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  5. Uncle Gamst
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Question:

    Why are we all assuming that Man U have suddenly become brilliant and that Everton rubbish?

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    1. Reddonkeyham 42
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Whos assuming?

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      1. Uncle Gamst
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Every man and his dog?

        RvP out, Rooney returning from chipped bone in his foot, Everton will as always play an expansive game.. I'm hoping for a home win 🙂

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      2. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        ummm who is this ¨we¨ again...?

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    2. Wirtzle Gummidge
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Because Palace beat Everton.

      But most people forget Palace are better than United.

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      1. Granville
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Are they really?

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        1. Henry Hill
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          If the the league started when Tony Pulis took over they would be above United I believe.

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        2. Robe Wan
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          They're defence certainly is

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      2. _Greg
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Haha never will Palace be better than United! They may have better form, but I'd say Man U are in form, away from home, 2-1 man u

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      3. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Can they even afford to keep a couple of players that come to mind after this season?

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    3. Lawrø
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Some are.

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    4. Grumpy Camel
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      No ManU here and 3 eve including 2 defenders. I hope ManU are still rubbish.

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  6. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    11 years, 11 months ago

    wow, gerrard double rise

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    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      The rich get richer :cool;

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      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
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        * 😎

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  7. Reddonkeyham 42
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Whats your bench

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    1. Ed
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Chester, Chambers, Poz. Thankfully only ward is a slight doubt, so hopefully none should come on

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    2. Lawrø
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Boruc, Turner, Olsson, Noone...

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    3. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Mirallas Demel Ward

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  8. The Shoonchy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    So Suarez is the no-brainer choice for this week?
    I have some good captain options in Aguero, Adebayor, Eriksen, Gerrard
    Just wondering if it is worth it?
    Not that worried about losing out because rank is nothing to be proud of
    Willing to do anything to improve it though

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    1. jonny77
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      leave it on suarez and let the differentials do their work.

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      1. The Shoonchy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Should do that, yes
        Thanks

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  9. Magerost
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Boruc
      Cahill,Ward,Baines
      Eriksen,Sterling,Silva,Nasri
      Suarez(C),Aguero,Lukaku

      Mannone,Mutch,Chambers,Chester

      Used my FT on Yaya->Nasri, 2.1 in bank.

      Good to go? Sub order okay? Play Mutch ahead of Silva?.

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      1. Art Vandelay
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        All looks golden. The only question, which I am wrestling with, is whether to bench Silva (ahead of Punch in my case) to prevent a cameo appearance.

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        1. Manamongst
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          My thoughts too.

          I´m gonna do the bench, they may need him when WBA DO dig their heels in.

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          1. Art Vandelay
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            You benching then? Damn you. Panic...

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            1. Manamongst
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 11 months ago

              No I came to my senses...saw Navas was a no go, and figured he have to give it the college try.

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            2. Manamongst
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 11 months ago

              Boruc
              coleman, Azili, Baines
              Silva Eriksen, Mutch, Salah
              Eto´o, Suarez(c), Dzeko

              Ruddy, Punch, Ward, Smalling

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        2. Magerost
            11 years, 11 months ago

            Yeah, we have 6 minutes to decide! Hm, I think and hope he either starts or left out completely.
            Rival also have him starting and dont have Mutch, worth it just in case?

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      2. Jebiga
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        silva out for nasri -8 hit ? worth it ?
        when will silva play again ? against c.palace away ?

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      3. rohan
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Post your teams here for the week.

        Mannone

        Baines. Cahill. Ward

        Lallana. Eriksen. Gerrard. Puncheon

        Suarez (c). Aguero. Lukaku. -4

        Just want to check what teams are people going in with the differentials increasing by the second

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        1. Holmes
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Cech
          Ivan, Baines, Pieters, Dummet
          Silva, Eriksen, Mata, Noble
          Suarez, Aguero

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        2. Chucky
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Speroni

          Baines Cahill Azpilicueta

          Mata Eriksen Nasri

          Suarez Bony Lukaku

          😎

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          1. La Roja
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            U playing 10 men

            Brave lad

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            1. Chucky
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 11 months ago

              😯 lol forgot to include Skrtel . 4 3 3 🙂

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          2. Whitman2013
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            Suarez 😮

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            1. Chucky
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 11 months ago

              haha I need to get as my green arrows as i can and that's not possible without Suarez 😉

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        3. Count of Monte Hristo
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Adrian

          Zabaleta Terry Baines

          Gerrard Cazorla Silva Eriksen

          Suarez(c) Lukaku Dzeko

          *Puncheon if Silva doesn't feature

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          1. rohan
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            Love the Cazorla pick. Wanted to get him in myself

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            1. Count of Monte Hristo
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 11 months ago

              Cheers Rohan, hopefully I can get a goal and an assist out of him.

              All the best for the gameweek

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        4. The Chosen One...
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Marshall
          Ward, Cahill, Distin
          Snodgrass, Nasri, Mata, Lallana
          Lukaku, Aguero (c), Suarez

          -8

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        5. SW6
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Marshall

          Zaba, Azpi, Skrtel

          Ramsey, Eriksen, Silva, Hazard

          Suarez, Ageuro(c), Odemwingie

          (Jauzaj, Heitinga, Brown)

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        6. Alejo - CFC
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Adrian

          Coleman Cahill Azpi

          Gerrard Snodgrass Nasri Eriksen

          Lukaku Aguero Suarez(c)

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        7. Reddonkeyham 42
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Adrian
          Coleman demichils ivanovic
          Mata erikson puncheon nasri
          Giroud suar lukaku

          Mannoe johnson demel shaw
          Suarez captain

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      4. drogbaism
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Who should I bench if I have to choose one from these three?

        Mirallas, Lambert, Mata

        HELP!

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        1. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Tough one

          Mata probably

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        2. tw
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Mirallas

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      5. Twelve years a slave
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Does mark have a stake in ultimate ? seems to be giving it the hard sell

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        1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          err he has a stake in a fantasy site....... which is pretty much the same thing

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        2. You Must Be Jokin Ere
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          He's also said he's been playing it for 2 seasons?

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          1. Twelve years a slave
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            Thats why i thought he must be involved in it , closed door testing

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        3. Fitzy.
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          I'll no doubt be shot down for saying it, but the weekly Preamble ain't what it used to be. I think it jumped the shark this week...

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      6. Baron Saturday
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        I;m playing top of my money league this week.

        For a hit (regardless of our teams), would you go for Snodgrass to Ramsey, Sterling, Salah or is it worth banking on Chelsea to keep a clean sheet and bring in Ivanovic?

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      7. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        wonnder how long itll be before im tearing up my run-in plan

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        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Had to do it last weekend and this week given the injuries.

          May be taking a few more hits than anticipated.

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      8. _Greg
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        I'm benching lukaku, I am doomed!

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      9. goran
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        one more 🙂
        Eriksen--Mirallas--Cazorla--Mata--Nolan

        Aguero--Dzeko--Lukaku

        Who should be benched?

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        1. _Greg
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          dzeko

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          1. goran
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            thanks

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        2. jaco
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Nolan

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      10. tw
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Bench nasri Mata or Ramsey?

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        1. _Greg
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          mata

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        2. jonny77
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          none of those 3, but ramsey if you must

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      11. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Zaha__Welcome to my team. 8)

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        1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          😎

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      12. UKG
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Crazy to captain Aguero over Suarez if no one else currently has him in my ML top 5? - He who dares I guess. Can Ratbag really supply the good yet again at Norwich??

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        1. Phillips
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          I'm chasing badly so I'm switching between Aguero and Ade captain at the moment.

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      13. Phillips
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        So for those of us with nothing left to play for...

        Ade or Aguero Captain?

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        1. UKG
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Tempted by Aguero, have both Ade and Suarez

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        2. Art Vandelay
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          If you are punting, go big or go home - Ade!

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      14. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        I know it is early days but I am tempted Suarez to RVP GW 37 . Than back to suarez in 38

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        1. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Ofcourse when RVP is fit

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      15. Whitman2013
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Is either dzeko, lukaku to aguero or lallana or Mitch to nasri worth a -4 this week?

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        1. tw
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Yeah probably

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          1. Whitman2013
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            Just did dzeko to aguero like you said mate that means I have the same front three as my rival with a 52 point lead, hoping he doesn't captain aggy

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      16. OptimusBlack
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Which is better ?

        A- Silva playing and Dummett first sub

        B- Silva > Nasri / Mata but for -8

        Already Lukaku , Sturridge , Yaya > Aguero , Adebayor ,Erisken

        answer meeeeee 🙁

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        1. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          A

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      17. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        the next 8 minutes will determine your entire season.

        don't panic

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          1. applebonkers
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            😆

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        1. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          My season of mediocre was determined along time ago

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      18. stevethecadman
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Coleman or Ward?

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        1. SvenGoranErskine
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          What does the force say? I am on coleman, but could really tempted to go ward

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      19. unoaime
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Mata, Nasri, Amalfitano, ???, ???

        12.8 to spend on any two midfielders.

        Quick! Please! Love you! Thanks.

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        1. Al Bundy
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Eriksen, Salah, (Sterling)

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        2. _Greg
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          ramsey eriksen 1 mil off

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          1. Al Bundy
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            Ramsey Salah then maybe

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        3. The Shoonchy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Ramsey, Eriksen

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      20. King H
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        I have silva barkley and ward .. who shall I play ?
        Bench 1?
        Bench 2 ?

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      21. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        final day in my team for lalana, really hope he does well against villa

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        1. Art Vandelay
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          I think I will be doing Silva to Mata next week now, so Lallana gets a reprieve.

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        2. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Samesies, not even sure who I'll replace him with.

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      22. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        signs watch:
        no dead robins, but oscar pistorious did win a silva medal in the last paralympics

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        1. rdpx
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          This is so funny hahahaha that dead woman all that funny blood oh jeez it hurts it hurts hahaah murder!

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        2. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Tempted to come back with not very tasty joke

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