[sbu_large_image] Preamble
11 May 2014 3491 comments
Mark Mark
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I canโ€™t say Iโ€™ll be sorry to see the back of this season. Those of you who have sampled this article regularly, or had the misfortune to listen to my bleating via the ScoutCast, will know that Iโ€™ve suffered somewhat. The rank doesnโ€™t lie โ€“ this is my worst ever Fantasy Premier League campaign.

Iโ€™ve wasted words and breath attempting to analyse whatโ€™s gone wrong and, while I can point to some bad luck along the way, Iโ€™ve little doubt that my season has been tainted by errors of judgement and stubbornness to go with the โ€œwisdom of the crowdโ€.

At least I can comfort myself by the fact that Iโ€™ve left the season with some lessons learned: nine months of struggle have at least helped me come up with the following pointers:

  • React as quickly as possible to form players and donโ€™t be shy to use hits.
  • Apply that rule to bandwagaons and hunches alike โ€“ if thereโ€™s form, back it.
  • Donโ€™t beat yourself up about chasing points when signing form players youโ€™ve missed.
  • Donโ€™t take unnecessary gambles with the captaincy in a bid to make ground.
  • Sign dominant centre-backs who win headers.
  • Only sign full-backs if they have an outstanding statistic in their favour โ€“ normally, crosses or tackles.
  • Donโ€™t be shy spending money on defenders if they also offer goal threat.
  • If you think a player is injury prone, heโ€™s likely to eventually live up to that tag.

Few of these will come as a surprise to most of you. Youโ€™re seasoned Fantasy managers, right? You know this stuff. I thought the same.For some reason, however, Iโ€™ve either been in the dark on these principles, or Iโ€™ve just been far too stubborn to apply them. Iโ€™d say it was 25:75 in that respect. Personally, Iโ€™ve been taken by surprise on just how much the bonus system favoured centre-backs over your run-of-the-mill full-back, while my reluctance to jump on bandwagons has punished me.

I mentioned some of these in last weekโ€™s ScoutCast and Granville, wise old whining head that he is, pointed out that โ€œevery season is differentโ€. A clichรฉ for sure, but an essential point to consider.

We can have our lists of rules and principles to follow but the fact remains: each season we are given new problems to solve and have to react and shape our strategies accordingly. The list above may have worked better for me this season โ€“ it could be next to useless next time out.

Thatโ€™s the beauty of this game we play. Guiding principles are great and undoubtedly can help you out โ€“ but they can only get you so far. Most of use are pretty convinced that succeeding in Fantasy Football requires you to go with your gut and ride your luck, almost in equal measure.

The ten sets of 22 players each weekend arenโ€™t aware of the methodical thinking weโ€™ve put in โ€“ theyโ€™re not working with us or conspiring against us โ€“ not even Aleks Kolarov. We can construct best-laid plans and hope they arenโ€™t ripped up by the whims of a Premier League manager or a reckless challenge and card-flapping referee. If they are, we have to ensure that we donโ€™t give in to frustration and go again the following week, reacting to what weโ€™ve seen, whatโ€™s unfolded and what weโ€™ve learned. Or in my case, the following season.

Iโ€™ll be back in a few months, then, oozing positivity and seeking a season more like that of Luke Weston and Tom Fenley than my own experience over the last nine months. Those two Scout league names tussle for the Fantasy Premier League crown today, with Borna Gamulin sandwiched between them. Best of luck to those guys โ€“ and all the Fantasy managers who soaked up this and any of our articles and other efforts this season. Itโ€™s been a pleasure, even in this most bruising of seasons.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. HurriKane
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Thats it times up bring it one baby ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Grounderz
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Pens down!

  3. wycombewanderers
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Gone unites defs over palace in a late change of strategy - it is theast game week after all...

  4. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Stop typing.

    TIME UP!!

    1. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      We are aware, but let's have a page of this anyway.

      1. JeremyBentham
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Don't worry, Breadbin is the d*ckhead of this site. He has nothing better to do than make sarcastic comments.

  5. Breadbin
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    The the advice only posters, see you on August deadline day at 11am.

    1. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Grumpy old codger...

      1. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Look at you, seeking advice on deadline morning.

  6. meerlight
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    And breath...

  7. SUPERMAN
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Lockdown!

  8. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Two rivals have just done -4 and -8, now lead them 26 and 38 respectively....... will it be enough arrrghh

    1. SUPERMAN
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      You'd hope so.

      1. For Fuchs Sake
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        All depends on captains really!

  9. Tibidabo
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/updating/

    For the last time!

    1. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      until next year ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. Magerost
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Can feel the red arrow crawling up my ass.

    1. Texas Pete
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      That has to be uncomfortable!

      1. Magerost
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah, maybe its just that I have to take a sh*t

    2. Gamst - Up (?) the Rovers
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Ouch! That is, unless you have a triangular shaped colon.

      1. Magerost
        12 years, 2 months ago

        haha ๐Ÿ˜‰

  11. Evs
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    BANG !

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      BANG BANG!

      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        What did you do in the end?

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 17 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Just Rooney to Sturridge ๐Ÿ™‚

          1. Evs
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            12 years, 2 months ago

            Wise move me thinks...

      2. Texas Pete
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        My baby shot me....Doooooown

  12. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Mata is 90%+ to start imho.

    Ramsey 25% to start (bought on as a sub).

    1. XecutionerX
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Where did you get these % from?

  13. Zep
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    The test is over...

    You failed... miserably... ๐Ÿ™

  14. WipWapJaws
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Time Gentlemen! ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. rdpx
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    So season over as far as anything we can do about it is concerned.

    roll on 14/15

    ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    BOOM...!

    The GW38 bell has rung. Gonna be emotional.

    Good luck in all your endeavours guys. ๐Ÿ™‚

  17. FishFingers
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Far out.... never freaked out so much.

    Changed captain from Yaya to Suarez in the last second. Hoping Adebayor, Sterling and Ward can outscore Sturridge, Ramsey and Zab.

    #NotGoingToHappen

    1. Magerost
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Hope it works for you! Last week I changed it from Aguero->Yaya last minute! Worked out very good!

      1. FishFingers
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks man, me too. $1000 on the line lol

  18. โญ Bemba_Da โญ
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    forgot if i updated my team, anxious wait

    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      lol

    2. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Understandable when you have do many teams to juggle.

  19. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    The game is being updated.

    The game is currently being updated. Please try again later when the updated scores / teams will be available.

  20. Hubert
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Sh*t

    Forgot my transfers ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      actually?

      1. Hubert
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        nah ๐Ÿ˜†

        1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          yeah, for an ffs poster to miss the deadline...unthinkable ๐Ÿ˜€

  21. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 17 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    So that's it. I get my 11.30's back for 3 months. ๐Ÿ˜†

    1. Arvin-ation
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      ๐Ÿ˜†

    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Yeh, the World Cup deadline will be a different time ๐Ÿ˜‰

    3. Zeeco
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      lol i like it.

    4. Lizard Lips
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      No FPL for 3 months until we get lured into the World Cup game and that special moment where you cheer like a madman Pirlos 30 yard screamer vs England only for the pub to then want your blood!

  22. Breadbin
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Rooney to Sturridge?

    1. mdm
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      yes

  23. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    don't know whether to feel relieved or anxious ๐Ÿ˜€

  24. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    ALL THE BEST EVERYONE!!!

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Except for those players that I don't have.

  25. JayBomb
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Agueroooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Captain

  26. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Good luck to you all.

    Let the games begin. ( In 3 and a half hours )

  27. freak123
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Lol at people who purchased man utd players hahahahah

  28. Willis.
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Schurrle (c)

    1. Arvin-ation
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Same

    2. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Hope it pays off for you mate as it is a bold move. I went for Yaya ๐Ÿ˜€

    3. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      you troll your team as well

    4. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Could work! Nice to see someone thinking outside the box Suarez has put everyone (including me) in!

  29. Beautiful Game
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 2 months ago

    Hey EVS do you remember the day 1 year back?

    Go lukakaaa is it? ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Zep
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      No he benched him IIRC... ๐Ÿ™

      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 2 months ago

        No, I played him.

        1. Zep
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 2 months ago

          Oh ok, sorry...

    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 2 months ago

      Oh yes, 8 points off top.

      Had hazard and Michu (c) as differentials to all others in top 5.

      Lukaka came up trumps, if Michu had scored and got 3 baps - I could be the current champ.