634x258 Preamble
11 May 2014 3491 comments
Mark Mark
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I can’t say I’ll be sorry to see the back of this season. Those of you who have sampled this article regularly, or had the misfortune to listen to my bleating via the ScoutCast, will know that I’ve suffered somewhat. The rank doesn’t lie – this is my worst ever Fantasy Premier League campaign.

I’ve wasted words and breath attempting to analyse what’s gone wrong and, while I can point to some bad luck along the way, I’ve little doubt that my season has been tainted by errors of judgement and stubbornness to go with the “wisdom of the crowd”.

At least I can comfort myself by the fact that I’ve left the season with some lessons learned: nine months of struggle have at least helped me come up with the following pointers:

  • React as quickly as possible to form players and don’t be shy to use hits.
  • Apply that rule to bandwagaons and hunches alike – if there’s form, back it.
  • Don’t beat yourself up about chasing points when signing form players you’ve missed.
  • Don’t take unnecessary gambles with the captaincy in a bid to make ground.
  • Sign dominant centre-backs who win headers.
  • Only sign full-backs if they have an outstanding statistic in their favour – normally, crosses or tackles.
  • Don’t be shy spending money on defenders if they also offer goal threat.
  • If you think a player is injury prone, he’s likely to eventually live up to that tag.

Few of these will come as a surprise to most of you. You’re seasoned Fantasy managers, right? You know this stuff. I thought the same.For some reason, however, I’ve either been in the dark on these principles, or I’ve just been far too stubborn to apply them. I’d say it was 25:75 in that respect. Personally, I’ve been taken by surprise on just how much the bonus system favoured centre-backs over your run-of-the-mill full-back, while my reluctance to jump on bandwagons has punished me.

I mentioned some of these in last week’s ScoutCast and Granville, wise old whining head that he is, pointed out that “every season is different”. A cliché for sure, but an essential point to consider.

We can have our lists of rules and principles to follow but the fact remains: each season we are given new problems to solve and have to react and shape our strategies accordingly. The list above may have worked better for me this season – it could be next to useless next time out.

That’s the beauty of this game we play. Guiding principles are great and undoubtedly can help you out – but they can only get you so far. Most of use are pretty convinced that succeeding in Fantasy Football requires you to go with your gut and ride your luck, almost in equal measure.

The ten sets of 22 players each weekend aren’t aware of the methodical thinking we’ve put in – they’re not working with us or conspiring against us – not even Aleks Kolarov. We can construct best-laid plans and hope they aren’t ripped up by the whims of a Premier League manager or a reckless challenge and card-flapping referee. If they are, we have to ensure that we don’t give in to frustration and go again the following week, reacting to what we’ve seen, what’s unfolded and what we’ve learned. Or in my case, the following season.

I’ll be back in a few months, then, oozing positivity and seeking a season more like that of Luke Weston and Tom Fenley than my own experience over the last nine months. Those two Scout league names tussle for the Fantasy Premier League crown today, with Borna Gamulin sandwiched between them. Best of luck to those guys – and all the Fantasy managers who soaked up this and any of our articles and other efforts this season. It’s been a pleasure, even in this most bruising of seasons.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Everton, Palace, Swansea a good treble?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Accumulators are even harder last day of the season.

      1. Count of Monte Hristo
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Very true

    2. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      *Sunderland not Swansea

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Then no.

    3. BeachBadger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Who really knows on the last day. SUnderland in good form though.

    4. Fresco
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I think Sun and Swa will draw, the other two look quite plausible

    5. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Do a 2 out of 3

  2. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    I VC'ed Sturridge in case Suarez didn't start, good tactic?

    1. Rafabio
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Amateur!

    2. Orion
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      He'll come of the bench 😆

    3. Fresco
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      the game gets cancelled and you're left with no captain. lame tactic!

  3. jbenny1107
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Enjoy the last game week of the season lads. Here's what I'm looking at today:

    19 Pt. Lead - He captained Sturridge and I captained Suarez. He has Ramsey. I have Lallana. He has Nasri. I have Mata. I benched Ramsey. Hope that doesn't end up biting me in the butt.

    Crazy day ahead.

  4. Chris_White
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    *grabs popcorn, leans back in chair and awaits the lineup troll show*

    1. Fresco
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      I'mma joining ya 😆

    2. BeachBadger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      *shudders*

  5. Nigel Tufnel
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Same to you, Jonty!

    1. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      That reply doesn't go to 11 I'm afraid.

    2. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      cheers.

  6. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Its 5-5-0 btw Nate-Moin-Notorious. Final question worth 10 points coming up!!
    Yes, Nate you were correct q# 1

    1. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Sorry i can't hear Moin laughing, where did he go?

  7. The ghost of a Pug's g…
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Sooooooo

    Mariappa, koscielny, nasri, sterling, dzeko and sturridge + 15 pts

    Vs

    Cahill, azpilicueta, hazard, mata, aguero and adebayor

    Clearly he has th best chance but I've created enough differentials for a chance at luck.

  8. Richd
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Omg!!

    Check out @wayneveysey's Tweet: https://twitter.com/wayneveysey/status/465474343594885120

    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      wtf does had mean

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      HAD is the keyword

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Pretty much meaningless tbh.

    4. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Ozil may start..

    5. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      No surprises there, one eye on the cup and nothing really to play for today.

    6. Tatty Bojangles
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Word is that Brendan Rogers HAD considered resting Suarez, Sterling, Sturridge and Gerrard.

  9. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Before the carnage, thankyou to the FFS community for top notch advice and banter, good luck to you all today!

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Thanks for your grav

    2. Fifa las vegas
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Well said!

    3. BeachBadger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Smae to you mate. It's been a good ride.

  10. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Mata and vidic starting

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      ok ok stop it

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      asking or telling?

    3. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      😆 here we go

      *refills popcorn*

      1. Fifa las vegas
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        😀

    4. KLOPPTOMANIA
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      True. Trust me, not trolling

    5. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Please tell me it's not from the Live score app?

        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          I assume that was his previous comment? That's why I said it 😀

    6. Grounderz
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Let's wait for Demi, folks. I've followed Livescore a number of times and it's proven many times to be inaccurate.

  11. Grounderz
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Can't wait for what's up next - The Worst Meltdown FFS has ever seen.

    1. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      No Suarez? 😯

      1. Grounderz
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Says Homer's friend above.

        1. KLOPPTOMANIA
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Suarez and Sturridge start

          1. Grounderz
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 7 months ago

            No shit.

  12. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    demi time

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      any minute now..

  13. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    TFF's Quiz

    SUDDEN DEATH (Moin,Nate and Notorious)

    +10 for correct answer, -10 for wrong answer

    If you are not attempting the question, write 'PASS'

    Nate 5 Notorious 0 Moin 5

    Final question

    Name two premier league players who have been sent off in two games back to back one after the other in which they played.

    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Not good timing.

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Honestly I'll PASS...

    3. Chucky
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      cisse&Brown?

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        I think..Vidic and Kaboul?

    4. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Do a predict the lineups question. The answers will please/enrage those that see the answers in the recent comments.

    5. jdogg
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Huth

    6. Notorious
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Nothing to lose so I'd say Lee Cattermole and Richard Dunne

    7. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Sidwell last year for sure. Can't google so no idea about the other one

    8. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Notorious I'm afraid thats wrong. Moin and Nate you share the quiz! 😀

      1. Notorious
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Could you please write the right answer?

      2. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        haha Thanks!

  14. RabMac
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Is the owner of the team Matoo FC here just now?

  15. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    I hear from a very reliable source that Aguero may start.

    1. Zeeco
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      hope so

    2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      The stretcher stands ready

    3. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      He sodding better.

  16. Grumpy Camel
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Demi come on down

  17. Evs
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    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    All good, it's all good 😎

    1. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      You say before the lineups 😉

  18. Orion
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    C'mon Demi the King !

  19. Taribo West on a free
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    My Rival is ahead by nine points. He has brought in Yaya, who I have, and put him first sub!

    C'mon Yaya masterclass!

  20. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    joe hart starts

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      hurrahh

    2. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Surprised by that, since Pelle was considering resting him...

  21. Feed tha Sheep
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Sas to run riot

  22. Demí
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Henderson and Agger start

    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Hooray!

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      sakho out then

    3. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Had a feeling on Agger, was going to put him into the playOn team.

    4. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Go go Hendo.

  23. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Toure, Dzeko, aguero, silva, Nasir all start

    1. Fifa las vegas
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Why don't yet post the whole team

      1. KLOPPTOMANIA
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Hart, kimmo any, molar of, Demi,nasri, silva, fernandinho, Toure, Dzeko, aguero

        1. KLOPPTOMANIA
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Oops 2nd two were, Zabaleta, kolarov

  24. FACUPARSE
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Really need spurs to smack up Villa... Adebayor/Eriksen could win me my minileague

  25. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Shall we all agree to leave the lineups to demi.............................. 😆 worth a try

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Let's...

      That's the one in green 😉

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      yes!

  26. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Pellegrini not in the starting line-up.

    1. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      good news for city then

    2. Fifa las vegas
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      😯

  27. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    great news for skrtel and flanagan owners

  28. Chucky
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Matic Starts

  29. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    here we go....

  30. Demí
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Mignolet, Johnson, Skrtel, Agger, Flanagan, Henderson, Gerrard, Allen, Sterling, Suarez, Sturridge

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      noice my players start here 🙂

      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        Sterling, Sturridge, Suarez 🙂

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Finally some sense in BR to play Agger!! I sense a liverpool CS...

    3. Grounderz
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Give this man a cookie.

    4. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      No Couthino

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 7 months ago

        didn't start last week

    5. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Tick, tick, tick...good start.

    6. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Thanks Demi, here we go.