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As the disciplinary wagon rolls back into town, there’s no prize for guessing the headline-maker this week. Looking beyond United’s captain, though, there’s also been some notable additions to this week’s tightrope.

As you’ll probably have read many times since Saturday, this was Wayne Rooney’s first dismissal for Man United in over five years. Those stats are fooling nobody, though, as he’s long been susceptible to the red mist and even the best attempts at media spin would be struggling to quash memories of a similar swipe at Jordon Mutch only 10 months ago that went relatively unpunished. In short, it was coming – and will see United play without their captain for the next three league matches (EVE, wba, CHE), before he returns to the fold for the small matter of the first Manchester derby of the season at the Etihad.

Joining Rooney on the ban list this weekend is Swansea right-back Angel Rangel who, after picking up his first caution for throwing the ball away on the hour mark of a goalless draw at Sunderland, was given his marching orders for a fairly innocuous block on winger Will Buckley just 20 minutes later. With the sanction for two bookings just a single match, Rangel will be missing for the visit of Newcastle before returning for the trip to the Britannia.

While Jonjo Shelvey safely negotiated said Sunderland draw to remain on four yellows, he was joined by two Arsenal players after Saturday evening’s north London derby with Tottenham. First to incur the referee’s wrath and step out to the oohs of the crowd was Jack Wilshere – busy and belligerent in the early exchanges, and victim of a foul by Spurs debutant Ryan Mason a few minutes earlier, Wilshere was soon in the book for a retaliatory lunge and will be ready to start his balancing task.

The triumvirate was then completed late in the match as perhaps the least surprising card of the weekend (if you discount Alex Song’s three-minute wait earlier in the day) was delivered to Calum Chambers – this one for a foul on Aaron Lennon. Chambers has now delivered five bookings already in his fledgling Arsenal career despite only having started seven matches in all competitions – with four of those cards corresponding to his four Premier League starts, the wait for his fifth and the resulting one-match ban may not be a long one.

Finally, tidying up the naughty lists from last week, both Tyler Blackett and Mehdi Abeid have served their one-match sentences and will be available for selection as the Uniteds of Manchester and Newcastle face up to their next matches at home to Everton and away to Swansea respectively.

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  1. Total Foot 5
    12 years, 1 month ago

    DLuis goal. Kun Goal.

  2. pundit of punts
    12 years, 1 month ago

    David Luiz goal.

    1. pundit of punts
      12 years, 1 month ago

      Lucas Moura assist.

  3. Sonder
    12 years, 1 month ago

    WC RMT (repost from bottom of last page)

    Begovic McCarthy
    Bertrand Taylor Chambers Wisdom Moore
    Fabregas Di Maria Sterling Sigurdsson Boyd
    Aguero Costa Pelle

    I'd really appreciate any advice. Not too sure if I need more punts in MF - too template (?). Also wondering if Baines is worth getting... 🙂

    1. Epic Fail
      12 years, 1 month ago

      Messi

    2. Daniel Exeter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 1 month ago

      Solid team, very template but aren't they all.

  4. Feanor
    12 years, 1 month ago

    I bet Aguero gets rested this weekend now Jovetic is fit.

    1. Daniel Exeter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 1 month ago

      Blasphemy shhh

    2. Total Foot 5
      12 years, 1 month ago

      is jovetic ready to play?? dzeko also could get rested

  5. Wilshere Knowledge
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Oh my god what a goal.

  6. Davido989
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Messi 1-1

  7. 420king
    12 years, 1 month ago

    wow, 7 points in 2 min! go Messi, go Lucas!

  8. Your Mum's Athletic
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Tekkers Barcelona. unbelievable

  9. pundit of punts
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Messi goal. Iniesta assist.

  10. pundit of punts
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Messi(c) 😀

    1. 420king
      12 years, 1 month ago

      same! 😀 but unless he scores atleast once more its going to Ronaldo 😛

    2. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      12 years, 1 month ago

      Me too. I bet a few haven't though, fewer than usual anyway.

  11. lilmessipran
    12 years, 1 month ago

    That goal !ohh god

  12. Harvey Specter
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Wooow amazing goal. Messi ofc with the goal

  13. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Just realised, I still have no UCL keeper

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 1 month ago

      Moya is playing tomorrow

      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        12 years, 1 month ago

        You know that for sure?

        1. NissA
          12 years, 1 month ago

          He said it in a press conference yesterday.

    2. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      12 years, 1 month ago

      That's if Simeone goes leftfield again and drops Moya

  14. 420king
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Maribor looking more likely to score atm 😀

  15. Davido989
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Messi and Suarez , it's going to be an unreal partnership.

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      12 years, 1 month ago

      ...and Neymar. 😉

    2. Back on the horse
      12 years, 1 month ago

      You reminiscing, seeing Gervinho? 🙂

  16. Optimus.
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Messi (c) differential

    1. pundit of punts
      12 years, 1 month ago

      This.

  17. Total Foot 5
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Jovetic: is he 100% fit to play gw 7, and if so, BOTH dzeko and Aguero are now risks since either one could be benched.

    1. Total Foot 5
      12 years, 1 month ago

      jovetic is on bench 2day

      1. usagooner
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        12 years, 1 month ago

        Would bet on Dzeko and Jove starting this weekend, IF Jove actually is match fit to start.

  18. lilmessipran
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Two unreal attacks in la liga

    1. Davido989
      12 years, 1 month ago

      Prefer Barca, me. Would've like to have seen Suarez Messi Bale.

  19. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    12 years, 1 month ago

    windows 10 coming soon........ i wonder what baffling ordeal that will be 😕

    1. Somalion
      12 years, 1 month ago

      😯 *shudders*

  20. Game of Stones
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Ivan injured

  21. 420king
    12 years, 1 month ago

    BATE 1-0. Athletic are horrible atm.

  22. LOCO ABREU
    12 years, 1 month ago

    goal bate borisov

    1. LOCO ABREU
      12 years, 1 month ago

      polyakov

      1. LOCO ABREU
        12 years, 1 month ago

        signevich assist

  23. pundit of punts
    12 years, 1 month ago

    BATE goal.

  24. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Thanks a lot Doos,Rickardinho,Somalion and RoysCallarenne for your thoughts. Been a pleasure, gentlemen! 😀

    1. Somalion
      12 years, 1 month ago

      😉 Any time.

      As I said, at the end of it all, it is about going with your gut and picking players you actually want in your team, even just for a laugh.

      1. BigManBakar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        12 years, 1 month ago

        Exactly, gut over head for me 🙂

        New post btw! 🙂

  25. ktk_interista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 1 month ago

    is chadli injured?

  26. Total Foot 5
    12 years, 1 month ago

    if one was to bet, what would be the 2 (F) for MCI this gw7?

    1.Dzeko & Kun
    2.Dzeko & Jove (now fit and on bench 2day)
    3.Jove & Kun

  27. Lazarus Star
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Ramsey (8.9) & JWP (5.0) + 0.4M ITB+ -4pt to:

    a) Tadic & Chadli
    b) Tadic & Wilshire/Ox
    c) Something else

  28. LOCO ABREU
    12 years, 1 month ago

    shrrule misses a sitter, was haz assist

  29. Puyol Pants Up
    12 years, 1 month ago

    How did Schurlle miss!?