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Another week, another Arsenal absentee. It must be pretty crowded in the Emirates stands these days as each match seemingly delivers fresh injury woes but the Gunners walking wounded have had a regular stream of visitors to keep them company. Latest in this line of incarcerated candy stripers was Jack Wilshere, who followed team-mate Calum Chambers in keeping the disciplinary seat warm and ensures the north London outfit will be without another of their first team squad for the upcoming Gameweek.

Already trailing again from a Hull goal early in the second half, Wilshere was booked for two consecutive fouls on Gastón Ramírez in the space of three minutes. His tough-tackling style going a step too far in more ways than one for the second of these fouls, as he injured himself in the process and was duly replaced almost immediately. Wilshere will now sit out the trip to beleaguered Sunderland, with either of the fit again pairing of Mikel Arteta or Aaron Ramsey set to take his place in the midfield double-pivot.

As Wilshere toppled, the tightrope was in need of new tenants, but it never stays empty for long at this stage of the season. Over the course of the weekend’s schedule a couple of candidates were inducted in his place. On Saturday, a caution for West Ham’s Winston Reid was enough to take him to four for the season and his tally was matched the following day by Stoke’s Phil Bardsley. Both will therefore head into the weekend knowing a further indiscretion will see them incur a one-match ban.

Elsewhere, the Chelsea defence is set for a shake-up after ever-present Cesar Azpilicueta received his marching orders in Saturday’s win over London rivals Crystal Palace. The Spaniard’s two-footed lunge on the Eagles’ Mile Jedinak means he is set to miss the next two league matches – away to United and home to QPR – in addition to a Capital One Cup clash with Shrewsbury. New boy Filipe Luis should be afforded the chance to nail down the left-back berth, then, before Azpilicueta becomes available for selection in Gameweek 11, when the league leaders roll up to Anfield.

Palace’s Damien Delaney was also dismissed in the same match. The centre-half collected two yellow cards in the 2-1 home loss and will miss next week’s clash with West Brom – with Scott Dann still injured, Neil Warnock will roll up to the Hawthorns without either of his first-choice centre-halves .

Tottenham’s Federico Fazio is also set to serve a one-match ban. Handed his first league start of the season away to Man City on Saturday lunchtime, the Argentine was sent packing for denying a goal scoring opportunity and will miss the upcoming home clash with Newcastle.

United’s Wayne Rooney remains on the naughty step. The United skipper is set to serve the last of a three-match ban against Chelsea this coming weekend before returning just in time for the Manchester derby away to City in Gameweek 10.

Both Jonjo Shelvey and Calum Chambers return to action, though, having served one-match suspensions. The pair sat out last weekend’s fixtures after earning their fifth yellows of the season in Gameweek 7.

Finally, there are as many as 17 players currently sitting on three yellows, with Chelsea’s Cesc Fabregas the most high-profile addition after collecting a caution against Palace. He joins the likes of Diego Costa, Yaya Toure, Graziano Pelle and Alberto Moreno in sitting two bookings away from an automatic ban.

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  1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    12 years, 11 days ago

    anyone got arsenal bench? is walcott on there?

    1. Marian Kuna Guero
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Huddart(GK)
      Bellerín
      Rosický
      Arteta
      Oxlade-Chamberlain
      Podolski
      Campbell

      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        12 years, 11 days ago

        thanks, so walcott won't be ready for a couple of weeks then I reckon

      2. chrisjdgrady
        12 years, 11 days ago

        lol who the hell is Huddart

        1. Wilshere Knowledge
          12 years, 11 days ago

          A ballboy.

  2. chrisjdgrady
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Why the hell can't I change my bench order? None of them have played yet.

    1. Epic Fail
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Bench order makes no difference. Once you make manual changes subs aren't used.

      1. chrisjdgrady
        12 years, 11 days ago

        Ah I always forget the stupid UCL bench rules. Might as well just start Chedjou or Moreno instead of Jedvaj then cause he's not starting right?

  3. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 11 days ago

    The urge to wildcard is upon me. How does this look?

    Lloris/ 4m

    Baines, Jagielka, Bertrand, Hutton, Wisdom.

    Sanchez, Hazard, Eriksen, Tadic, Boyd.

    Aguero, Pelle, Berahino.

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      12 years, 11 days ago

      this is wc team, pretty good

    2. Tatty Bojangles
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Excellent.

    3. chrisjdgrady
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Lose Jags and have a plan to get Costa in when he's back

      1. 1569Tippins
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        12 years, 11 days ago

        Keep Jags

    4. 4vets
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Don't see the need for Jags if you got Baines.

      1. 1569Tippins
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        12 years, 11 days ago

        Jags is great value at the price

    5. MJ6987
      12 years, 11 days ago

      All wildcard teams look good though

      1. MJ6987
        12 years, 11 days ago

        And this is no exception. Think you might be putting too much store in Hazard's performance against that pub team though.

      2. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        12 years, 11 days ago

        lol, soooo true. I have Aguero already. I think I'll keep it in mo phoca

    6. Jay_
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Love the midfield

    7. HamezMace
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Don't double up Everton defence, baines is fine on his own, maybe go for rose over jags, and get a 4.5 playing keeper who rotates well

  4. 4vets
    12 years, 11 days ago

    CR7(c) ... bye bye Lionel 🙂

    1. Epic Fail
      12 years, 11 days ago

      +1
      YOLO etc

      1. VougieDipond
        12 years, 11 days ago

        YOLO (c) ?

      2. 4vets
        12 years, 11 days ago

        If I'm going to watch my team get slaughtered, I might as well take some cold comfort 🙂

    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Can get odds against on anytime goalscorer on 365... gotta be a gift surely

      1. VougieDipond
        12 years, 11 days ago

        even better is e/w on FGS at 1/3 on Bet365

        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          12 years, 11 days ago

          What did you think i was talking about?

          1. VougieDipond
            12 years, 11 days ago

            misread. Missed the word against 🙁

            1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
              12 years, 11 days ago

              It's ok... us shrewdies have to stick together 😉

          1. VougieDipond
            12 years, 11 days ago

            I have an e/w Lucky 15 on 4 scorers. Ronaldo, Hulk, Turan, Tevez

            1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
              12 years, 11 days ago

              Good luck mate. I've just lumped on Ronaldo. Each way bet to nothing surely

  5. Owd Big 'Ed
    12 years, 11 days ago

    In a pickle. Thought I had my transfer sorted but now uncertain. Help?

    De Gea, Gilks.
    Terry, Bertrand, Taylor, Hutton, Wisdom
    Fabregas, Sterling, Sigurdsson, Chadli, Marney
    Costa, Aguero, Pele

    A. Terry to Baines
    B. Costa to Welbeck (monitor Chadli & Siggy to upgrade next week)
    C. Costa to Welbeck & Taylor to Baines (-4)

    1. Cowboy John
      12 years, 11 days ago

      A

      I'm probably doing Cahill > Baines.

    2. Lanley Staurel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 11 days ago

      C all day long

  6. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Can't wait for this. Anfield will be electric.

  7. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 11 days ago

    so this is me

    36 with Kurzawa, Bellarabi, Reus and Ronaldo (c)

    1. 420king
      12 years, 11 days ago

      38 with Bellarabi Ronaldo and Godin

      1. 420king
        12 years, 11 days ago

        oh and keeping (c) on Messi

        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          12 years, 11 days ago

          mine was never on Messi

          1. 420king
            12 years, 11 days ago

            only said it because i've already used my (c) and you still got yours 😉

    2. 4vets
      12 years, 11 days ago

      22 with 8 to play inc CR7(c)

      1. 4vets
        12 years, 11 days ago

        Probably 30 when it's all over 🙂

      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        12 years, 11 days ago

        8? 😯

    3. VougieDipond
      12 years, 11 days ago

      22 with 6 to play Ronaldo (C)

  8. chrisjdgrady
    12 years, 11 days ago

    CR7 against Johnson? OH boy maybe I should switch captains...

    1. Canadian Football
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 11 days ago

      i twisted off Messi!

  9. Chambo
    12 years, 11 days ago

    I have to choose between Jedvaj and Zuffi, that is how bad I'm doing 😆

    1. Gunner77-
      12 years, 11 days ago

      I'm playing with the Malmo GK 😉

      1. Chambo
        12 years, 11 days ago

        good luck 🙂

  10. JJO
    12 years, 11 days ago

    GJ will get CR7 in his pocket

    1. Gunner77-
      12 years, 11 days ago

      "I've got the sun in my pocket and the moon in my hands."

      1. JJO
        12 years, 11 days ago

        he is not that bad

  11. Alberto Tomba
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Who's the best Azpi replacement for 6.7?

    Alternatively Azpi + Ulloa -> 4.4 + Pelle

    1. MJ6987
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Terry?

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        12 years, 11 days ago

        +1

  12. Beavis
    12 years, 11 days ago

    FULL LINE-UPS

    #Olympiacos XI: Roberto, Elabdellaoui, Botia, Abidal, Masuaku, Milivojević, N'Dinga, Maniatis, Chori, Kasami, Mitroglou

    Juventus XI to play Olympiakos: Buffon, Ogbonna, Bonucci, Chiellini, Lichtsteiner, Vidal, Pirlo, Pogba, Asamoah, Morata, Tevez.

    Atletico XI to play Malmo: Moya; Juanfran, Miranda, Godin, Siqueira; Suarez, Koke, Saul, Turan; Griezmann, Mandzukic

    Malmo XI to play Atletico: Olsen; Tinnerholm, Johansson, Halsti, Helander, Ricardinho; Eriksson, Adu, Forsberg; Thelin, Rosenberg

    ------------------

    Leverkusen XI (v Zenit): Leno, Spahic, Wendell, Omer Toprak, Donati, Reinartz, Bender, Calhangolu, Bellarabi, Son, Kiessling

    Zenit XI vs Leverkusen: Lodygin, Anyukov, Lombaerts, Garay, Criscito; Fayzulin, Javi García, Witsel, Danny Hulk; Rondón

    Monaco XI vs. Benfica: Subasic - Fabinho, Carvalho, Raggi, Kurzawa - Moutinho, Toulalan (c), Kondogbia - Ocampos, Dirar, Berbatov

    Benfica XI: @arturmoraes1, @lichilopez2, @luisaozagueiro, Maxi, Eliseu, @AAlmeida_34, Gaitán, @totosalvio8, Enzo, Lima, Talisca.

    ---------------------

    Anderlecht XI vs Arsenal: Proto; Vanden Borre, Mbemba, Deschacht, Najar; Tielemans, Defour; Acheampong, Praet, Conte; Cyriac.

    Arsenal XI: Martinez, Chambers, Mertesacker, Monreal, Gibbs, Flamini, Sanchez, Wilshere, Ramsey, Cazorla, Welbeck

    Galatasaray XI v. BVB : Muslera - Tarik, Chedjou, Semih, A. Telles - Felipe Melo - Altintop, Selcuk Inan - Sneijder - Pandev, Burak

    Dortmund XI to play Galatasaray: Weidenfeller, Piszczek, Hummels, Subotic, Aubameyang, Mkhitaryan, Sokratis, Kehl, Kagawa, Reus, Bender.

    ----------------------

    Liverpool XI vs Real Madrid: Mignolet; Johnson, Lovren, Skrtel, Moreno; Gerrard, Allen, Henderson; Coutinho, Sterling, Balotelli.

    Real Madrid XI vs Liverpool: Casillas, Marcelo, Pepe, Varane, Arbeloa; Isco, Kroos, Modric; James, Benzema, Cristiano Ronaldo

    XI Ludogorets vs Basilea: Stoyanov; Caiçara, Moţi, Teziev, Minev; Dyakov, Fábio; M. Alexandrov, Marcelinho, Abalo; Bezjak

    XI #Basel: Vaclik; Xhaka, Schär, Suchy, Aliji; Elneny, Frei, Serey Die; Callà, González; Embolo

    1. Wouter
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Cheers mate

    2. SneakyPete
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Cheers

    3. EmreCan Hustle
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Cheers.

  13. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Bebe not playing

  14. LOCO ABREU
    12 years, 11 days ago

    play mbemba or keep draxler 2pts?

    1. Beavis
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Play him

    2. Gunner77-
      12 years, 11 days ago

      This is a yolo game so i say Mbemba

      1. LOCO ABREU
        12 years, 11 days ago

        i'm at a money ml

    3. chrisjdgrady
      12 years, 11 days ago

      switch

    4. JJO
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Im plazing Mbemba guy

    5. 420king
      12 years, 11 days ago

      max you can lose is 1 point

    6. LOCO ABREU
      12 years, 11 days ago

      playing mbemba then. he got 3 pts vs dortmund and conceded 3goals

  15. Jay_
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Madrid to win and over 2.5 goals , 6/4 , my only bet tonight

  16. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 11 days ago

    I'm glad it's Allen and not Lucas.

    1. 4vets
      12 years, 11 days ago

      I don't think it'll make much difference 🙁

      1. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        12 years, 11 days ago

        Now, now. Never write off Liverpool on a huge European Anfield night.

        1. 4vets
          12 years, 11 days ago

          Of course not, and I await to be astounded but we should have got a defence by now 😉

  17. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Messi(c) with 9 points is perfectly acceptable. Switch to Ronaldo?

    1. Beavis
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Nah stick.

      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        12 years, 11 days ago

        Dullard?

        1. Beavis
          12 years, 11 days ago

          I always stick on goal+assist unless Ron/Messi are playing someone like BATE

          1. Granville
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            12 years, 11 days ago

            BATE defence > Liverpool defence

    2. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      12 years, 11 days ago

      And I dont want to hear YOLO

      1. 4vets
        12 years, 11 days ago

        YOLT... (00)CR7

        1. Granville
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          12 years, 11 days ago

          That my 'licence to switch'

      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        12 years, 11 days ago

        Yello?

        1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
          12 years, 11 days ago

          Much better

    3. 4vets
      12 years, 11 days ago

      I've switched... it's not important and it adds spice 🙂

    4. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Champs League fantasy football is surely all about the craic... switch i say 😉

    5. Alan The Llama
      12 years, 11 days ago

      I did the same switch.

    6. VougieDipond
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Switch UCL is more about having fun than the life and death situations of FPL 😀

    7. 420king
      12 years, 11 days ago

      I switched from 9 points twice and ended up getting less each time.

      1. 4vets
        12 years, 11 days ago

        3rd time lucky!

  18. Jafooli
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Xhaka starting?

    1. Beavis
      12 years, 11 days ago

      ye

    2. JJO
      12 years, 11 days ago

      yah

      1. JJO
        12 years, 11 days ago

        But I didnt know he is POO

    3. Jafooli
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Just seen, cheer Beavis....

    4. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      12 years, 11 days ago

      He is playing but at right back

  19. Wouter
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Liverpool to play 433? Doubt it. Will probably be a 442 with a diamond in midfield. Sterling up top next to Balotelli and Coutinho at 10.

  20. SneakyPete
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Is Masaku starting for Oly ?

    1. Marian Kuna Guero
      12 years, 11 days ago

      yep

  21. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 11 days ago

    I'm sure someone brought Streller in yesterday

    Ouch

  22. Disco Stu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    12 years, 11 days ago

    If Raul Garcia is not starting, would you play both Kurzawa and Suchy or even off the bench, is better than one of those two?

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 11 days ago

      I'd play both

    2. Walsh
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Play the players who are starting.

  23. Pinky and Brain
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Musaku or 3pts?

    1. Marian Kuna Guero
      12 years, 11 days ago

      masuaku

  24. SneakyPete
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Oscar 4 Points or Bring in Zuffi of Basel who is on bench I suppose for Basel ?

  25. Jafooli
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Play Moreno or Raul Garcia?

    1. Whazza
      12 years, 11 days ago

      The starting one

      1. Jafooli
        12 years, 11 days ago

        Against Ronaldo & co?

    2. Marian Kuna Guero
      12 years, 11 days ago

      garcia if you must

  26. Van Dal
    12 years, 11 days ago

    I was curious so going to ask the question. When on the bog doing a number 2 do you flush after every 'serving' to minimise smell or just wait till you've dumped the lot?

    1. VougieDipond
      12 years, 11 days ago

      😯

    2. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Surely this would extend the process as you would need to wait for the cistern to refill, thus defeating the purpose.

    3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Mine smells like strawberrys anyway

    4. kalmoffit
      12 years, 11 days ago

      How long do you sit there?

    5. 4vets
      12 years, 11 days ago

      😆

      General rule is if I have to go in someone else's house I'll flush soonest depending on the state of my bowels.

      Quality post!

    6. Not Irish
      12 years, 11 days ago

      I just leave it for someone else to deal with.

    7. Van Dal
      12 years, 11 days ago

      I really think people should start doing the former as it makes life easier for the next person.

      1. Debauchy
        12 years, 11 days ago

        Makes sense , if you got a queue waiting for you too finish

    8. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Just dump the lot

      It'll take twice as long if you stop to flush

    9. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 11 days ago

      P.S. This needs to be hot topiced

  27. Honeybadger
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Moreno Eliseu or Mbemba?

    1. Honeybadger
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Can only play 1!

    2. Marian Kuna Guero
      12 years, 11 days ago

      eli

    3. LOCO ABREU
      12 years, 11 days ago

      eliseu

  28. Cocky Spaniel Alves
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Which transfer would you make to enable Costa > Kun?

    A) Silva > Eriksen
    B) ADM > Eriksen
    C) Lovren > Duff
    D) Terry > Alderweireld

    Will be for -4 unfortunately.

    1. VougieDipond
      12 years, 11 days ago

      C

      1. VougieDipond
        12 years, 11 days ago

        or A

    2. 1569Tippins
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      12 years, 11 days ago

      B

    3. kalmoffit
      12 years, 11 days ago

      D

    4. HamezMace
      12 years, 11 days ago

      A, depending on rest of your defence

  29. kalmoffit
    12 years, 11 days ago

    Where's Sturridge? Is he ever coming back

    1. Honeybadger
      12 years, 11 days ago

      Out for another 2-4 weeks news from last weekend!

      1. kalmoffit
        12 years, 11 days ago

        Oh thanks. I never saw that.

  30. BOSH
    12 years, 11 days ago

    I served a Chelsea coach that had recently been employed by the first team last night. I was going to ask him how long Costa was out for cause he works with him closely..but he could barely speak a word of English 🙁

    1. Punty
      12 years, 11 days ago

      "Costa Kaputt? No? Si?"