[sbu_large_image] Preamble
21 February 2015 3016 comments
Mark Mark
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Sam Allardyce’s recent claims of being the most sophisticated manager in town got me thinking. In more ways than one.

Could I declare something similar when it comes to my own Fantasy Football exploits? Were my transfers and Wildcard decisions cutting-edge stuff?

Outside factors certainly hinted at sophistication in football manager terms. I often sport a gilet (see Tim Sherwood). I’m currently eating a continental breakfast and, when I disembark my hotel room, I’ll probably have eggs benedict. Also, if it’s raining, I’d definitely opt for a brolly. Actually scrap that one.

When he made his unlikely claim, Big Sam was presumably citing the new expansive formations and systems used by the 2015 edition of West Ham. I’m poking fun but I genuinely think he had a point.

The man has taken plenty of jibes for favouring route one football – when he saw Louis van Gaal’s heralded tactical playbook turn to the page that involved Marouane Fellaini leading the attack, I think Sam had a valid opportunity to make his tongue-in-cheek claim. Certainly, given the reaction from the United manager that followed, it’s become one of my highlights of the season. I thank Sam for that.

Getting back to Fantasy Football, we also know that Allardyce loves numbers: he can often be found contemplating Andy Carroll’s “minutes per debilitating injury” statistic. Believe it or not, Sam is a master of the Opta-driven football world.

I love statistics. I’m always mining our members area before making my team selection. I also use our Rate My Team tool and that uses an algorithm in its calculation. I challenge Sam to even pronounce “algorithm”.

In all seriousness, perhaps the concept of measuring the sophistication of a Fantasy Football manager comes back to the age-old “Dullard vs Maverick” argument that we love to keep simmering. Perhaps it’s a measure of whether you adopt alternative angles with your strategies – whether you’re open to new ideas rather than constrained by the obvious template choices that are presented. Whether you’ve ever picked Edin Dzeko.

To be honest, I can’t really claim or measure a level of sophistication any more than Big Sam can.

Somewhere this morning there’s probably a Fantasy manager delved in pivot tables that plot his transfers, sipping Earl Grey and listening to Cole Porter. It might even be Granville.

I can’t compete with that. I’m not even making a transfer this week. Is that sophisticated?

I’ll ponder that as I leave my hotel room to hunt out my eggs benedict. I just need to locate my brolly first.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Greenbackbøøg…
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    Top

    1. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
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      That was actually some good counting with so many posts coming in.

    2. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
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      Of the pops

    3. Syd.
      • 17 Years
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      Is this the first time you've ever been on top

      1. Ser Football 42
        • 11 Years
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        Power bottom

  2. Ninja Škrtel
    • 12 Years
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    the hell with this scam aka PvA!!! Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!

    1. Richd
      • 14 Years
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      Well he gave everyone a nice score a couple of weeks back so can't complain.

  3. Syd.
    • 17 Years
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    Having to take hits for defenders next week will be painful

  4. Richd
    • 14 Years
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    Trippier in for me as well unless PVA makes a cameo. Not fussed either way really.

  5. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
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    Anyone want to but PVA off me?

    I'll throw Cameron & Wisdom in for free. Actually Walcott too.....

    1. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
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      I'll but him for you.

    2. Lucy.
      • 13 Years
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      😆

  6. Hughes Your Daddy
    • 14 Years
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    Not totally happy with our line up vs Arsenal, concerned for the midfield without Jedi (But understandably only really back from ankle ing since Asian cup) - glad to see Galye in from start though again.

  7. PlayON
    • 13 Years
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    STILL 15 MINS LEFT TO TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF THE 15.00 TEAMSHEETS

    Team picking deadline at PlayON is 15.00 today so you can continue to pick/amend your teams for the next 15 mins.

    With over £2,000 up for grabs and lots of FREE ENTRY games with cash prizes, pick your teams now at:

    http://www.playon.co

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
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      OMG NO WAY THIS IS TOO MUCH 😯

    2. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
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      Hello Killian xox

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
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        😀

    3. Bouncebackability
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 17 Years
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      Safari not loading your website on the iMac.. You know a problem?

  8. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
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    My defence:

    PVA, Wisdom, Baird, Bellerin, Wollscheid.

    Greaaaaaat. 🙄

    1. Syd.
      • 17 Years
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      I've seen worse

      Actually I haven't

    2. 1314
      • 11 Years
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      are you serious 😯

    3. Hasselbaink Forever
      • 12 Years
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      Ouch

    4. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
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      You get what you pay for

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 16 Years
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        That's not worth 22m

        1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
          • 12 Years
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          Actually you are right about that

  9. Demí
    • 15 Years
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    Palace Arsenal game screams Overs

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
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      Separate thread for cricket talk Demi.....

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
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      Overs

  10. Jay_
    11 years, 5 months ago

    So this is what smack heads feel like when they have made their call from a payphone and they are waiting on the corner for their dealer , his just pulled up in his car , here we go , fix time 😀

  11. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
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    Epic Fail's Missus has tired legs.

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      Not touching that one

    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
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      😆 this....

    3. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
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      Reported

      1. Gooner97
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        "Harassment, defamatory remarks, abuse, threatening behaviour, harmful, obscene, sexist, sexually oriented, homophobic, racially offensive or any objectionable material, will not be tolerated."

        1. Richd
          • 14 Years
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          Shut up

            1. Epic Fail
              • 16 Years
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              Snitch

              Reported.

              1. Gooner97
                • 12 Years
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                Splinter Cell

            2. Richd
              • 14 Years
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              Reported back at ya.

    4. Syd.
      • 17 Years
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      Treadmill?

    5. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
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      I only come on for 4 minutes anyway.

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        is that all it takes? 😯

        1. Epic Fail
          • 16 Years
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          On a good day.

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
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            been a while since you've had one of them though

        2. The Nuttmxn
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          4 minutes in heaven is better than 2 minutes in heaven.

    6. Billy Gilmore
      • 14 Years
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      No way is Theo coming off the bench then 🙁

      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
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        I heard it was Bellerin that caused it.

        Or PVA

        Or Azpilicueta

        Or all of them.

    7. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 5 months ago

      Sore hole too after me and her antics last night.

  12. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
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    Hello all, been crazy busy at work. Haven't touched my team for a bit. I can't believe I didn't captain Hazard, I went Kane, apparently.
    Who did you go for?

    1. Richd
      • 14 Years
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      Kane.

      Hi mate.

    2. Jay_
      11 years, 5 months ago

      RVP

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 16 Years
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      Kane 🙂

    4. Somalion
      • 16 Years
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      PvA 🙁

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 16 Years
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        Can't believe you listened to Demi when he said Kane , Hazard and Aguero had not traveled 😉

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
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          Can't believe I killed that little girl's dog either 😉

          1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            • 16 Years
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            Meh not that big of a deal but destroying your laptop was taking it a bit far 😉

    5. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      I 100% knew you would go Kane, got told he was the dark horse and thought you'd want a piece of that captain action.

      1. Richd
        • 14 Years
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        Rupert is a white horse. Like a unicorn

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
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          Exactly.

          1. The Nuttmxn
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
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            I just meant that I predicted your captain.

            1. Rupert The Horse
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
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              I know, just kidding.
              But how did you know I would particularly captain him?

    6. Nobodinho
      • 11 Years
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      Kun.

    7. Dr. Agabuse
      • 13 Years
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      Aguero

    8. 1314
      • 11 Years
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      Kane

  13. Richd
    • 14 Years
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    I hate to say I told you so, but as a Reading fan I warned you all how poor Baird was. Maybe 10 times I mentioned it.

    1. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
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      Link?

      1. Richd
        • 14 Years
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        I will happily post all the links later when back home 🙂

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
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      Nope.. never happened. 😉

  14. NapalmDeath (Northern Chaos…
    • 14 Years
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    For those of you who like a flutter - Sirius to beat Elfsborg @ 9/1 in the Swedish cup is some juicy value!

    Sirius are a team in ascendancy and have the beating of any Allsvenskan team on their day.

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
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      More of a Remis Lupin man myself.

    2. megatronaldinho
      • 16 Years
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      thought this was an astronomy joke. frickin kids literature

    3. NapalmDeath (Northern Chaos…
      • 14 Years
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      I had to use Google to understand these replies :/

      Harry Potter is overrated...

  15. davies
    • 12 Years
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    GW27...

    Best defender for maximum of 4.2? Haidara?

    1. Dr. Agabuse
      • 13 Years
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      Yes

  16. Dr. Agabuse
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    Wisdom 4,2 + PVA 4,2 to whom? 0,0/itb

    Rest of the defense- naughton zouma bellerin

    1. JÆKS ⭐
      • 11 Years
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      Why are you getting rid of PVA?

      1. Dr. Agabuse
        • 13 Years
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        Who would you lose to field 3 defenders next GW?
        PVA seems oof

        1. JÆKS ⭐
          • 11 Years
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          Your def is really too cheap actually 😀 but get rid of Wisdom first

    2. Jay_
      11 years, 5 months ago

      Yun

      1. Dr. Agabuse
        • 13 Years
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        I want smn who will play in GW27

    3. 50 Shades Oshea
      • 12 Years
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      bruce or haidara

  17. Tomas Brolin ate all Depays
    • 13 Years
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    thank feck i did Walcott to Ozil at 11.29

    but only 2 defenders this week and potentially 1 next week !!!

    have wisdom PVA and Bellerin with Zouma and Clyne !!!

    also sounds like Defoe isnt 100% !!!

  18. Mo Mané Mo Problems
    • 12 Years
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    My team was being glued together by PvA....it's going to fall apart now.

    1. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
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      😮

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
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      How much of a glue can a sunderland fullback be

    3. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
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      ugh

    4. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      🙂

  19. andres
    • 14 Years
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    Is ballerin and wally on the bench?

    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 14 Years
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      Yes

  20. Hasselbaink Forever
    • 12 Years
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    728 people have bought Costa in for next week

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 17 Years
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      They know something we don't know

    2. Scratch
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 5 months ago

      And the 2nd most transferred in player is Kane 😀

      1. The Nuttmxn
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 5 months ago

        I reckon he'll get nothing next week 😉

    3. Konig Luther
      • 13 Years
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      😯 😎

      http://i.imgur.com/4Znh7Ob.gif

    4. Total Foot 5
      • 12 Years
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      same people who have been transfering WISdOM IN...

  21. FPL Daniel
    • 17 Years
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    Rooney upfront. Interesting, interesting

    1. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
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      Get him now

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 17 Years
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        Fixtures r nice

    2. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
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      Are you sure ?...could it not be Fell ?

      1. Demí
        • 15 Years
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        Fellaini playing behind Rooney and RVP at the tip of the diamond

        1. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
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          Oooh...That sounds like it will be hard work to play against. For whatever else Fell is he doesn't half make himself known to the opposition when in attack. I'd hate to play against him.

      2. Somalion
        • 16 Years
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        Could be, Wakey.

  22. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
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    That's a strange looking team QPR have put out...crikey...

  23. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
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    The Order 1886 is a terrific game.

    1. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      Heard it's lovely but a tad short on gameplay.

      1. Gooner97
        • 12 Years
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        Yes it's true.

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
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      I'll Order it now. HAHAHA get it??

      1. Gooner97
        • 12 Years
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        Ban 😉

      2. Billy Gilmore
        • 14 Years
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        That'll be £18.86 thanks

        1. Heydudes13
          • 14 Years
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          OMG unbelievable

    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 14 Years
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      Reported

      1. Gooner97
        • 12 Years
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        Racist

    4. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 5 months ago

      What kind of game is it?

  24. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
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    PvA was sticking my team together : - )

    #PvAGlueBant

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
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      he sticks my asshole together

      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
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        😆

      2. Billy Gilmore
        • 14 Years
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        At least he doesn't make it twitch

        #smallmercies

    2. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
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      ugh

      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
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        Hahah not like???

  25. Mull
    • 14 Years
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    Can wait to see Azpi against tired legs in the second half.

  26. Demí
    • 15 Years
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    Is it a coincidence that PVA doesn't start and the rest of my defence also falls apart?

    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 5 months ago

      ugh

    2. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 5 months ago

      Cheap defenders come with a health warning

    3. Dr. Agabuse
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 5 months ago

      No it's what FPL does sometimes

  27. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 5 months ago

    OMG Louis Van Gaal.

    Finally.

    1. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 5 months ago

      Sacked???

    2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 5 months ago

      RvP is still there though

  28. Total Foot 5
    • 12 Years
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    Alder: is he definit starter gw 27 ag CRY? or how good are his chances t start if any...?

  29. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
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    Can't wait to see Baird against tired legs in the second half.

    1. Syd.
      • 17 Years
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      Sounds like a horse race

  30. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
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    Hope we don't get distracted from Crystal Palace cheerleaders.