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28 February 2015 1684 comments
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The weekend’s opening fixture sees West Ham entertain Crystal Palace in the Hammers’ second of four consecutive London derbies. Sam Allardyce’s side approach this match-up without a win in their last four matches and only one victory since Boxing Day. They’ll be pinning their hopes of three points on the form of players like Cheikhou Kouyate and Diafra Sakho – the pair have both struck three goals in their last six appearances. Moreover, Fantasy managers will be looking for a revival in the fortunes of Stewart Downing: the 28% owned asset will be looking end a run of four consecutive blanks to stave off recent Fantasy Premier League sales.

Meanwhile, the visitors have thrived away from Selhurst Park of late – the Eagles are unbeaten in their last four matches on the road, winning the two most recent clashes against Leicester and Burnley, netting four goals in the process.

The team news finds Alan Pardew recall both Mile Jedinak and Yannick Bolasie to his Palace starting lineup, dropping Dwight Gayle and Joe Ledley to the bench – Glenn Murray is preferred up front as the replacement for the injured Frazier Campbell. There’s also changes at the back with Pape Souare paying for his error in the defeat to Arsenal by dropping to the bench as Martin Kelly is handed a recall – Brede Hangeland also makes way as Damien Delaney returns. The Hammers are unchanged, with new signing Nene starting life on the bench.

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  1. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
    11 years, 8 months ago

    I have Punch playing this week and even I'm giggling how jammy it is 😀

  2. Dinamo Drachma
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Oh my Puncheon!!!

  3. Demí
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Just want to give a special thanks to your mum for the lineups this afternoon

    And also to Chancing Punt for alerting the forum to the Jones news yesterday. It's appreciated.

    I sold Jones for Bertrand, here's hoping Saints get that clean sheet

    1. Somalion
      11 years, 8 months ago

      You're involved with my mum as well? F**king hell.

      1. Billy Gilmore
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Who isn't? 😕

        1. Somalion
          11 years, 8 months ago

          I wish I knew 😯

      2. Woy of the Wovers
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Steve is Luke's grandfather!!!

        1. Somalion
          11 years, 8 months ago

          😯 Lord above, not Steve!

    2. Barry Woj
      11 years, 8 months ago

      how did you know about JOnes?!

    3. Bubz
      11 years, 8 months ago

      He alerted us but gave absolutely no explanation afterwards. I would have transferred him out if he had provided a bit more info.

    4. Les Bleus
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Here Here (or is it hear hear?).

    5. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      11 years, 8 months ago

      What was the Jones news?

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        11 years, 8 months ago

        That was wasn't going to start

      2. Demí
        11 years, 8 months ago

        That he wasn't starting and Smalling was. Chancing had previous for posting united news before deadline from what i recall

      3. BeachBadger
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Forget that. whats this about my mum?

        1. Epic Fail
          11 years, 8 months ago

          😀

    6. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Did tempt me with Jones out but had no idea who he was or where he got his news from!

      Oh well, he's gone for a Spurs defender next week.

      1. Ruth_NZ
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Frying pan >>>>>> fire.

  4. Heydudes13
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Bruce starts. 🙂

    1. Breadbin
      11 years, 8 months ago

      All the team news is brilliant today. Big thanks to all the managers.

  5. Somalion
    11 years, 8 months ago

    As a striker, Cresswell really is inspirational.

  6. Nomar
    11 years, 8 months ago

    West Ham can look great some weeks an completely sh*te in others.

    When we play them, of course, they'll look great.

    1. Les Bleus
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Well, your team is QPR after all 😀

      1. Nomar
        11 years, 8 months ago

        There is that, yes.

  7. Venom Snake
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Thanks punch!

  8. Optimus.
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Selling Gardos for Dawson has annoyed me 🙂

  9. Spoiler
    11 years, 8 months ago

    well ive had puncheon about 4-5 weeks and hes done feck all so this is due 🙂

  10. BeachBadger
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Though I sold him Im kinda glad PVA starts seeing all the joy on here

    1. Galfadez
      11 years, 8 months ago

      you seem like a nice fellow

      1. BeachBadger
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Haha cheers mate. I mightnt be as nice if he gets a goal an assist and a clean sheet 👿 lol

  11. icywrists23
    11 years, 8 months ago

    lmao pva plays ...and wtf bertrand playing as a winger??????

    1. Dr Dream
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Yeah but they can't score many goals so it hardly matters.

      1. BeachBadger
        11 years, 8 months ago

        maybe they will now 😎

  12. nevertrustbony
    11 years, 8 months ago

    puncheon i waited and waited and wiated and finally you deliver in style! 🙂

  13. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Looking forward to Defoe's hattrick up against Smalling & Evans....

    1. Heydudes13
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Smalling's good miles better than Jones. Evans is hopeless though.

  14. FPL Daniel
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Fecking gw. Wham lose at home by 3:0 and all 3 assist by Punch for my rival. Aaaarhhhh. There it goes. The highest scoring player this gw plays for my rival. Feckin machine!! I hate him!!!!!

    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Feckin machine?

    2. Sunny 😎
      11 years, 8 months ago

      😆

    3. Breadbin
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Eat him.

    4. luke
      11 years, 8 months ago

      which rival? the jammy one?

    5. Scab
      11 years, 8 months ago

      AHHHHHHHHHHH! THE MACHINES!!!!!

    6. SuperMario
      11 years, 8 months ago

      jesus man get a hobby

  15. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Louis van Gaal: "Phil Jones is ill and Luke Shaw is feeling tired."

    1. 4vets
      11 years, 8 months ago

      😆

    2. Billy Gilmore
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Must be related to Sterling

    3. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Good to hear Jones just ill so should be back soon. Good thing PVA is playing this week as he's my only sub 😀

    4. Paganoi
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Jesus H. Tired from what?! All of those extra matches Utd have been playing?

  16. FPL Daniel
    11 years, 8 months ago

    *Goes and crashes his phone :((( feck u shitty punch!!!

    1. 4vets
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Punch is on the phone to you?

    2. QueefParkRangers
      11 years, 8 months ago

      broken record ...

  17. Richd
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Everyone moaning about Puncheon is hilarious.

    Wait for Boyds haul 😉

    1. BeachBadger
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Probably wont be as much moaning. Daniel probably owns him 😆

  18. Davido989
    11 years, 8 months ago

    What formation are United playing?

    1. Somalion
      11 years, 8 months ago

      I am very concerned it will be a 3-5-2

      1. Davido989
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Good news for Defoe owners then 😛

        1. Somalion
          11 years, 8 months ago

          I am not sure actually, they play so badly like this that they tend to make the other team play badly as well. 😯

          #tacticalvilosovee

          1. Ruth_NZ
            11 years, 8 months ago

            Looks like 3-5-2 on paper.

            DDG
            Evans Smalling Rojo
            Valencia Herrera Blind ADM Young
            Rooney Falcao

            Or maybe 3-4-2-1 with Rooney and ADM behind Falcao. Something like that.

    2. Les Bleus
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Only God knows really. LVG changes it more often than his underpants.

      1. Davido989
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Heard he never changes them 😉

      2. Billy Gilmore
        11 years, 8 months ago

        And that must be pretty frequent;y given the way his arse twitches all the time

    3. chrisjdgrady
      11 years, 8 months ago

      LVGs philosophy can't be pigeonholed into simple "formations." They are above our simple understanding of tactics.

      1. Dr Dream
        11 years, 8 months ago

        ^This.

      2. Ruth_NZ
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Ah yes, sorry for that.

        Unfortunately they seem to be above his players understanding as well.

  19. Somalion
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Pikachuuuuuu I choose youuuuuuuu

  20. FPL Daniel
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Ivanovic and Terry to have a field day next gw

  21. Sánchez
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Great. Now jones is needing sold

    1. Bubz
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Easy transfer to Spurs def, even for a hit

    2. Ruth_NZ
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Sold because he is ill?

  22. coran2123
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Man United 3-0 Sunderland, PVA plays full 90, gets a yellow. 0 points

    Alternative universe: PVA benched, gets 2 min cameo in injury time, 1 point

    1. Breadbin
      11 years, 8 months ago

      PVA seller ^

    2. Les Bleus
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Or. Pva goal and assist. Double figure haul 😉

    3. zencro 42
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Siggy does not start

    4. nosejob
      11 years, 8 months ago

      The key is not today's game.

      It is the fact that PVA remains a good budget option for the weeks to come.

  23. Venom Snake
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Puncheon leaving my team with a BANG!

  24. Sleep Talk
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Moses better score 3 to make up for me transferrin gout Punch... 😛

  25. CunkOnFPL
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Punch bandwagon

  26. Duke Silver ☑
    11 years, 8 months ago

    9.7% of the top 10k started with Puncheon. Any chance that first goal will be changed to an OG?

    1. TheCurseOfRaheem
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Highly unlikely.

    2. Les Bleus
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Are you sure of that stat? Only 4.7% owned in the game.

      1. Bubz
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Lol

      2. Duke Silver ☑
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Yes I'm sure

      3. Dr Dream
        11 years, 8 months ago

        4.7% in the wole game...9% in the more active part of the game..

  27. zencro 42
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Now all Punchy needs is a goal

  28. Somalion
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Think Sterling and Shaw should take a nice little holiday together, braid each others' hair, whisper sweet nothings under the starlight. The world is their oyster.

    Shame about all of Sterling's kids though.

  29. nosejob
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Can't believe Gardos is playing.

    My rival could have had 5 players playing today!

  30. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Looks like United are going 442 with 2 classic wingers.

    😯