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28 February 2015 1684 comments
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The weekend’s opening fixture sees West Ham entertain Crystal Palace in the Hammers’ second of four consecutive London derbies. Sam Allardyce’s side approach this match-up without a win in their last four matches and only one victory since Boxing Day. They’ll be pinning their hopes of three points on the form of players like Cheikhou Kouyate and Diafra Sakho – the pair have both struck three goals in their last six appearances. Moreover, Fantasy managers will be looking for a revival in the fortunes of Stewart Downing: the 28% owned asset will be looking end a run of four consecutive blanks to stave off recent Fantasy Premier League sales.

Meanwhile, the visitors have thrived away from Selhurst Park of late – the Eagles are unbeaten in their last four matches on the road, winning the two most recent clashes against Leicester and Burnley, netting four goals in the process.

The team news finds Alan Pardew recall both Mile Jedinak and Yannick Bolasie to his Palace starting lineup, dropping Dwight Gayle and Joe Ledley to the bench – Glenn Murray is preferred up front as the replacement for the injured Frazier Campbell. There’s also changes at the back with Pape Souare paying for his error in the defeat to Arsenal by dropping to the bench as Martin Kelly is handed a recall – Brede Hangeland also makes way as Damien Delaney returns. The Hammers are unchanged, with new signing Nene starting life on the bench.

  1. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    I have Punch playing this week and even I'm giggling how jammy it is 😀

  2. Dinamo Drachma
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Oh my Puncheon!!!

  3. Demí
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Just want to give a special thanks to your mum for the lineups this afternoon

    And also to Chancing Punt for alerting the forum to the Jones news yesterday. It's appreciated.

    I sold Jones for Bertrand, here's hoping Saints get that clean sheet

    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      You're involved with my mum as well? F**king hell.

      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Who isn't? 😕

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          I wish I knew 😯

      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Steve is Luke's grandfather!!!

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          😯 Lord above, not Steve!

    2. Barry Woj
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      how did you know about JOnes?!

    3. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      He alerted us but gave absolutely no explanation afterwards. I would have transferred him out if he had provided a bit more info.

    4. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Here Here (or is it hear hear?).

    5. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      What was the Jones news?

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        That was wasn't going to start

      2. Demí
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        That he wasn't starting and Smalling was. Chancing had previous for posting united news before deadline from what i recall

      3. BeachBadger
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Forget that. whats this about my mum?

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          😀

    6. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Did tempt me with Jones out but had no idea who he was or where he got his news from!

      Oh well, he's gone for a Spurs defender next week.

      1. Ruth_NZ
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Frying pan >>>>>> fire.

  4. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Bruce starts. 🙂

    1. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      All the team news is brilliant today. Big thanks to all the managers.

  5. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    As a striker, Cresswell really is inspirational.

  6. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    West Ham can look great some weeks an completely sh*te in others.

    When we play them, of course, they'll look great.

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Well, your team is QPR after all 😀

      1. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        There is that, yes.

  7. Venom Snake
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Thanks punch!

  8. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Selling Gardos for Dawson has annoyed me 🙂

  9. Spoiler
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    well ive had puncheon about 4-5 weeks and hes done feck all so this is due 🙂

  10. BeachBadger
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Though I sold him Im kinda glad PVA starts seeing all the joy on here

    1. Galfadez
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      you seem like a nice fellow

      1. BeachBadger
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Haha cheers mate. I mightnt be as nice if he gets a goal an assist and a clean sheet 👿 lol

  11. icywrists23
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    lmao pva plays ...and wtf bertrand playing as a winger??????

    1. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah but they can't score many goals so it hardly matters.

      1. BeachBadger
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        maybe they will now 😎

  12. nevertrustbony
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    puncheon i waited and waited and wiated and finally you deliver in style! 🙂

  13. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Looking forward to Defoe's hattrick up against Smalling & Evans....

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Smalling's good miles better than Jones. Evans is hopeless though.

  14. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Fecking gw. Wham lose at home by 3:0 and all 3 assist by Punch for my rival. Aaaarhhhh. There it goes. The highest scoring player this gw plays for my rival. Feckin machine!! I hate him!!!!!

    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Feckin machine?

    2. Sunny 😎
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      😆

    3. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Eat him.

    4. luke
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      which rival? the jammy one?

    5. Scab
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      AHHHHHHHHHHH! THE MACHINES!!!!!

    6. SuperMario
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      jesus man get a hobby

  15. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Louis van Gaal: "Phil Jones is ill and Luke Shaw is feeling tired."

    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      😆

    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Must be related to Sterling

    3. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Good to hear Jones just ill so should be back soon. Good thing PVA is playing this week as he's my only sub 😀

    4. Paganoi
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Jesus H. Tired from what?! All of those extra matches Utd have been playing?

  16. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    *Goes and crashes his phone :((( feck u shitty punch!!!

    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Punch is on the phone to you?

    2. QueefParkRangers
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      broken record ...

  17. Richd
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Everyone moaning about Puncheon is hilarious.

    Wait for Boyds haul 😉

    1. BeachBadger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Probably wont be as much moaning. Daniel probably owns him 😆

  18. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    What formation are United playing?

    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I am very concerned it will be a 3-5-2

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Good news for Defoe owners then 😛

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          I am not sure actually, they play so badly like this that they tend to make the other team play badly as well. 😯

          #tacticalvilosovee

          1. Ruth_NZ
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 1 month ago

            Looks like 3-5-2 on paper.

            DDG
            Evans Smalling Rojo
            Valencia Herrera Blind ADM Young
            Rooney Falcao

            Or maybe 3-4-2-1 with Rooney and ADM behind Falcao. Something like that.

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Only God knows really. LVG changes it more often than his underpants.

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Heard he never changes them 😉

      2. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        And that must be pretty frequent;y given the way his arse twitches all the time

    3. chrisjdgrady
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      LVGs philosophy can't be pigeonholed into simple "formations." They are above our simple understanding of tactics.

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        ^This.

      2. Ruth_NZ
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Ah yes, sorry for that.

        Unfortunately they seem to be above his players understanding as well.

  19. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Pikachuuuuuu I choose youuuuuuuu

  20. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Ivanovic and Terry to have a field day next gw

  21. Sánchez
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Great. Now jones is needing sold

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Easy transfer to Spurs def, even for a hit

    2. Ruth_NZ
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Sold because he is ill?

  22. coran2123
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Man United 3-0 Sunderland, PVA plays full 90, gets a yellow. 0 points

    Alternative universe: PVA benched, gets 2 min cameo in injury time, 1 point

    1. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      PVA seller ^

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Or. Pva goal and assist. Double figure haul 😉

    3. zencro 42
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Siggy does not start

    4. nosejob
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      The key is not today's game.

      It is the fact that PVA remains a good budget option for the weeks to come.

  23. Venom Snake
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Puncheon leaving my team with a BANG!

  24. Sleep Talk
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Moses better score 3 to make up for me transferrin gout Punch... 😛

  25. CunkOnFPL
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Punch bandwagon

  26. Duke Silver ☑
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    9.7% of the top 10k started with Puncheon. Any chance that first goal will be changed to an OG?

    1. TheCurseOfRaheem
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Highly unlikely.

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Are you sure of that stat? Only 4.7% owned in the game.

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Lol

      2. Duke Silver ☑
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Yes I'm sure

      3. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        4.7% in the wole game...9% in the more active part of the game..

  27. zencro 42
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Now all Punchy needs is a goal

  28. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Think Sterling and Shaw should take a nice little holiday together, braid each others' hair, whisper sweet nothings under the starlight. The world is their oyster.

    Shame about all of Sterling's kids though.

  29. nosejob
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Can't believe Gardos is playing.

    My rival could have had 5 players playing today!

  30. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Looks like United are going 442 with 2 classic wingers.

    😯