[sbu_large_image] Preamble
11 April 2015 1140 comments
Mark Mark
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Explain Fantasy Football to an alien, or indeed one of those football-hating folk you’re sometimes forced to sit next to at weddings, and you’ll doubtless make it sound simple.

You pick players who you think will score the most goals and assists in real life – hence you look for those who will earn you the most points.

In reality, it’s never quite that simple. Or rather, by accident or design, Fantasy Premier League (FPL) is far more subtle than that.

Last weekend was one of those defining moments. It presented me with one of those hideous situations that can return to haunt you if you don’t make an effort to shut it out.

This time last week, I spent these words describing how, while I realised Christian Benteke’s potential to score points over his double Gameweek 31, I never really had the conviction to bring him in.

If things were as straightforward as selecting the players who scored the most points, I’d have been likely to trade Sergio Aguero for Benteke. As it is, blank Gameweeks and points hits become factors, along with creeping doubts that struggling big hitters can, in a heartbeat, turn their fortunes around.

It’s a similar situation seven days later.

I firmly believe that Daniel Sturridge will profit from Monday night’s meeting with a Newcastle – a side riddled with debilitating injuries and with one eye on the fairway.

Sturridge will likely break out as a sure-fire Fantasy asset, just in time to make it into our line-ups for Gameweek 34’s double. Swooping now comes with a rather large caveat, however.

Liverpool and Sturridge blank in Gameweek 33, while Sergio Aguero welcomes West Ham to the Etihad – another team who appear to be browsing the β€œRough Guide to Dubai” and willing their remaining fixtures away.

The alien and the wedding guest would frown and rightly question why, when I acknowledge that Sturridge is likely to score more points, I’m even considering other options.

I could explain that I’m thinking of covering the Liverpool clean sheet with Simon Mignolet – a decent move given that I currently own the keeper at the other end of the anticipated Anfield assault, plus another who is due to face Harry Kane at the Lane.

I could go over how that allows me to β€œhold” Aguero for the West Ham clash, just in case he recovers in the crucial Manchester derby – giving me a viable captain option in Gameweek 33.

I could explain that having Sturridge, priced at 11.1, sitting on bench in Gameweek 33 would likely expose my squad and that having Mignolet banks me a double Gameweek 34 asset, without scuppering hopes of fielding eleven next week.

These are all the factors that swim around in our heads when assessing tweaks and transfers. They conspire to make things far more complex than simply selecting those who will score the most points in a given week.

We don’t expect folk from another planet, or indeed someone who resents Wayne Rooney’s pay packet to understand.

Sometimes we all struggle.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Les Bleus
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Brace yourselves. Here come the pencils down comments.

    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Well done you

    2. JayBomb
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Top of page win!

      1. Les Bleus
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Not intended πŸ˜‰

  2. Jax
    11 years, 6 months ago

    game updating

  3. Syd.
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Right time to sort out next week

  4. Scotch Jock
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Interesting fact (not!) - my first five to play, including captain, are all at home; the last six to play are all away.

    And times up!

  5. drughi
    11 years, 6 months ago

    So who you ended up as captain ? Kane here

    1. Les Bleus
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Same.

    2. Davido989
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Hazard

    3. Tobeno
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Hazard but im suddenly regretting it

      1. Davido989
        11 years, 6 months ago

        πŸ™„ why?

        1. Tobeno
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Last time I captained Hazard instead of Kane was when Kane got a Hat-Trick πŸ™

      2. Les Bleus
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Well that was fast

    4. Wouter
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Went with Remy

      1. drughi
        11 years, 6 months ago

        ballsy I got him in but went with the ''safe'' choice

    5. Jigger & Pony
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Studge

  6. teachmunna
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Feck it.. I captained ivanovic

    1. Jax
      11 years, 6 months ago

      really?

      1. teachmunna
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Ye I've had a horrible last few months so i just took a punt

    2. Tobeno
      11 years, 6 months ago

      That actually could pay off so best of luck!

      1. teachmunna
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Thank you indeed πŸ™‚

  7. Les Bleus
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Giroud ➑ Murray(c) for GW33?

    1. Jax
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Murray won't get big scores all the time.

      1. Les Bleus
        11 years, 6 months ago

        You can say that about any player lol

        1. Jax
          11 years, 6 months ago

          yeah but he won't. watch.

          1. Granville
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Of course he won't. Neither will anyone

            1. Numb
              11 years, 6 months ago

              Suarez pretty much did

            2. Jax
              11 years, 6 months ago

              true dat!

    2. Wouter
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I'd want Giroud back in for the DGW, though.

      1. Jax
        11 years, 6 months ago

        GW37 is ages away

      2. Les Bleus
        11 years, 6 months ago

        WC

  8. JayBomb
    11 years, 6 months ago

    And breath!!! Good luck one and All πŸ™‚

  9. mojoindojo
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Last moment switch of C from Haz to Sanchez didnt go through. Maybe for best.

    1. Les Bleus
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Never do last minute switches. Always end up bad πŸ˜‰

      1. mojoindojo
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Lets hope so since it didnt go through

    2. Mahesh_Kumar
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I am worried about Sanchez this gameweek

  10. Your Mum's Athletic
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Thanks to Bengal and others who had a look at my team, I completely panicked and ended up doing Austin > Gomis and saved a FT, Hazard (C) good luck all

    1. Ludo
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Interesting, good luck with it!

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        11 years, 6 months ago

        thanks, what did you do bud? Like the Gomis punt or not a fan?

        1. Ludo
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I like Gomis actually, think he's a good punt.

          I did Naughton > Moreno and saved the other, DGW preparation.

          1. Your Mum's Athletic
            11 years, 6 months ago

            good choice and good luck to you

    2. inter the wild
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I did the same. Other forwards and Austin and Kane.

      Gomis truck me as a decent pick for this week and next at the very least.

      Will probably regret ignoring Remy, Rooney and Aguero though.

  11. Somalion
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Best of luck as always folks!

    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Same to you, fellow benchw*nker πŸ™‚

      1. Somalion
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Feckin Google Docs!! πŸ‘Ώ Transfer request pending πŸ˜‰

        1. RoysCallerAnne
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I thought the cut off was midnight. Got home at 11pm. Ah well.

    2. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      ...apart from those WIndies folks.....

      1. Somalion
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Now now, where's the sportsmanship in that? πŸ˜‰

  12. JayBomb
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Is Teebo nailed on for both games in DGW or is Czech gonna start 1 of the games you reckon?

    1. Jax
      11 years, 6 months ago

      unless he gets injured he'll start both.

  13. Point Magnets
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Gone with sturridge.. puntinghell..

    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I was really close to bringing him in too. One too many blanks in GW33 though, so went with Remy instead.

  14. Jebiga
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Good luck to all !
    Kane (c) here, last minute i changed from Hazard to Kane πŸ™‚

    1. Numb
      11 years, 6 months ago

      No whingeing if it backfire please!

  15. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I'm going dullard for the rest of the season. Kane(c)

    1. Jax
      11 years, 6 months ago

      me too. yawn.

    2. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      It's my first week owning him 😳 so I had to captain!

      1. Jax
        11 years, 6 months ago

        what? wow.

      2. Jimmers
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Welcome to the party, late and all as it is!

      3. Chris_White
        11 years, 6 months ago

        😯

  16. Jax
    11 years, 6 months ago

    top 3 transfers in next week

    aguero in for giroud
    silva.toure in for alexis
    murray in for austin

    1. Numb
      11 years, 6 months ago

      There is going to be a fire sale of Sanchez and Giroud isn't there?

      1. Jax
        11 years, 6 months ago

        possibly...

        1. Somalion
          11 years, 6 months ago

          I think you're right.

          1. Numb
            11 years, 6 months ago

            Me too

      2. Mahesh_Kumar
        11 years, 6 months ago

        I have both. I cant decide who to sell

  17. The Red Devil
    11 years, 6 months ago

    surely kane won't blank at home against a porous villa defence! hopefully, chelsea's record at loftus road would mean a low scoring game!

    1. Jax
      11 years, 6 months ago

      QPR'S recent home record is pants. 5 defeats in a row.

      1. Syd.
        11 years, 6 months ago

        If Arry was still there they would be in the top 4

        Well he believes that

        1. Jax
          11 years, 6 months ago

          'arry's mad

          1. Syd.
            11 years, 6 months ago

            I know πŸ™‚

    2. Mahesh_Kumar
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Spurs defence weak too. No Lloris, Walker and maybe no Vert. QPR leak goals. Just check their last 5 games.

  18. Jimmers
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Waiting for the first comment after the update from (casual) players wondering why their Arsenal, Sunderland, Hull, Liverpool, Aston Villa or QPR player(s) have no game next week.

    1. Dr Dream
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Will be a lot of hits this week.

    2. Mahesh_Kumar
      11 years, 6 months ago

      lol

  19. Captain Peacock
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Alrighty, one week striker punt for next gameweek, money no object. Already have Remy and Kane.

    Kun?

    1. Chris_White
      11 years, 6 months ago

      yes

    2. Numb
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Kun is not a punt. Gomis?

      1. Captain Peacock
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Bad choice of words πŸ˜‰

    3. Syd.
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Easily

    4. Les Bleus
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Murrraaaayyy

      1. Les Bleus
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Kun is hardly a punt.

        1. Captain Peacock
          11 years, 6 months ago

          Very well, one week striker purchase, whether different or mainstream. That better? πŸ™‚

          1. Captain Peacock
            11 years, 6 months ago

            *differential

  20. ronmadpirlo
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Ditched Kane. Made 5 transfers (-12). Still don't have any Chelsea players. Benched Silva.

    Am I a maverick or a dullard?

    1. Numb
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Neither, just daft.

      1. Mahesh_Kumar
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Hear hear

    2. stilicho
      • Has Moderation Rights
      11 years, 6 months ago

      A mavrard.

  21. Jafooli
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Activates WC 😎

    1. Jafooli
      11 years, 6 months ago

      ....ah, I don't have one πŸ˜•

      1. ronmadpirlo
        11 years, 6 months ago

        hehe

      2. Somalion
        11 years, 6 months ago

        πŸ˜†

      3. beric
        11 years, 6 months ago

        lol

      4. Numb
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Email FPL. I did and they issued me a new one.

        1. Numb
          11 years, 6 months ago

          As a "goodwill gesture"

          1. Jafooli
            11 years, 6 months ago

            I'm on my fifth 'gesture'

    2. Les Bleus
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Why this week?

      1. Les Bleus
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Never mind then.

    3. Syd.
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Use mine

    4. Mahesh_Kumar
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Sigh

  22. gers23
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I paniced and put in Giroud to block my rivals πŸ™

    1. Jax
      11 years, 6 months ago

      he's a scoring machine

      1. gers23
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Hope he repays me lol

    2. Numb
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Nothing wrong with that.

    3. Dr Dream
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Nice...So you are in the same boat as them next week for the blank as well....@goodtactics.

    4. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      😯 I'm selling next week

  23. trippingjimi
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Kun(c) my ticket back into the top 1k πŸ˜‰

    1. ronmadpirlo
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Rooney (C) here!

      1. Jax
        11 years, 6 months ago

        good luck with that...

    2. Syd.
      11 years, 6 months ago

      It could be an inspired choice

      Let's hope so

      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Don't know what's wrong with Kun

        1. Syd.
          11 years, 6 months ago

          He will come good

          His next few fixtures are hard to ignore

    3. Mahesh_Kumar
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Wrong week for that imo. United don't let in more than 1 goal

  24. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Hazard (c)

    Took a hit to get Remy in...

    Woo

    1. beric
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Kane(c), got Remy for free

      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Hazard 21
        Kane 2

        Should cover it...

  25. Nomar
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Had 2 FT so just did Austin to Murray.

    I really didn't want to sell Stone Cold but with no game next week it made sense. Next week I can start stocking up on DGW players as I have enough to put 11 out next week now.

    1. RabMac
      11 years, 6 months ago

      I was going to sell today but because Costa got injured it messed up my plans. πŸ™

  26. davies
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Where've all the gravless gone? πŸ˜•

    1. Davido989
      11 years, 6 months ago

      LOL

    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      we had them rounded up and disposed of.
      We're doing people who do plays on Mark's grav next.

  27. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Haz cap 0/

    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Yaaaa

      1. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 6 months ago

        πŸ™‚

  28. Your Mum's Athletic
    11 years, 6 months ago

    #Swans line-up v @Everton: Fabianski, Rangel, Fernandez, Williams (C), Taylor, Cork, Ki, Shelvey, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Gomis.

    1. Saniul
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Naughton. πŸ™

  29. Egg noodle
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Everton team (to play Swansea): Howard, Coleman, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Barry, McCarthy, Lennon, Barkley, Osman, Kone

    1. Egg noodle
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Everton substitutes: Robles, Alcaraz, Garbutt, Besic, Pienaar, Naismith, Mirallas #SWAvEFC

    2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Lukaku?

      1. Every Dog Has Its Day
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Hammy

      2. Egg noodle
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Injured innit

  30. Syd.
    11 years, 6 months ago

    I know Chelsea play QPR and Utd play City but I couldn't tell you any other fixtures

    Severe lack of interest