[sbu_large_image] Preamble
25 April 2015 2464 comments
Mark Mark
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As we lay ourselves at the mercy of the double Gameweek 34, we can take some comfort from the fact that we’ve all been here before.

Almost a year ago to the day, I took time to analyse our thought processes prior and following a double Gameweek.

This is perhaps the key quote from said article…

“…those who have experienced the pains and rigours of previous double Gameweeks will somehow have mysteriously forgotten the agonies involved and often dive headlong into this latest possibility with familiar enthusiasm.”

It continues to ring true. This morning, we sit scanning the fixture list, picking out double Gameweek targets with wholehearted belief that we will be rewarded with one of our biggest points hauls of the season.

There’s a myth that women are biologically programmed to forget the pains of childbirth. Similarly, there’s something in the make-up of the average Fantasy Premier League manager that makes us overlook how a double Gameweek can slap us in the face. Unless you’re Granville; he never forgets.

You can’t blame us for being optimistic. Christian Benteke and Charlie Austin have shown the way back in Gameweek 31 and there’s an obvious reluctance to doubt double Gameweek rewards as a result.

Looking back on last year, while there were obvious concerns surrounding double fixtures for City, Everton, Palace and Sunderland, such rewards did arrive: Jason Puncheon’s delivered two goals, six bonus points and an assist over his two matches.

In many ways, our chances of finding this year’s “Puncheon” are stronger. This new Gameweek 34 looks to have fallen beautifully for us.

With Liverpool and Chelsea devoid of striker options, the talent pool has been narrowed to make decision making that bit easier. Leicester’s form has handed us viable budget options that we can snap up without fear, knowing that the bench can beckon for them when their two fixtures pass.

That said, the fixture list ensures that, even if our investments fail by Wednesday’s final whistle, they have the match-ups to immediately compensate us in Gameweek 35.

Our biggest decision appears to be Jordan Henderson vs Philippe Coutinho and amongst the variables and dilemmas that a double Gameweek normally hands us, that’s not a bad place to be.

We can make that choice in the Liverpool midfield, slap the armband on Eden Hazard and sit back and watch while Leicester’s men continue to outperform their price tags and the likes of Raheem Sterling and Cesc Fabregas warrant the transfer hits. The Gameweek 34 script is written and it’s pretty convincing.

A double Gameweek can be our bundle of joy. Despite the cynicism, this FPL manager is expecting nothing less.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Is Bertie OOP?

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Nope. Toby in midfield

    2. Viper
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I hope not..

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Somebody is.

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Toby in the mid?

          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Sounding like it. He can play anywhere that boy.

            1. Somalion
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Aye, great utility man to have!

  2. pricycle
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    How long does the game normally take to update?

    1. pricycle
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I'm bored.

      1. justgiving.com/JonnyChard
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        normally about half an hour, hopefully around 12 it will be done 🙂

    2. Red Star Toro
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      About 35-40 min

    3. Esalman
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      updated now.

  3. RubeRx
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Score predictions for the games that matter most today?

    SOUvsTOT 0-1
    BRNvsLEI 2-2
    WBAvsLIV 1-2
    MCYvsAVL 2-0

    Now its your turn.

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      2-2
      2-0
      1-2
      3-1

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      city won 2-0 last week.

      1. RubeRx
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        good point

    3. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1-2
      0-1
      0-1
      2-0

    4. ralfb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      0 0
      0 0
      1 3
      4 2

    5. justgiving.com/JonnyChard
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      SOUvTOT 1-1
      BRNvLEI 1-2
      WBAvLIV 1-1
      MCYvAVL 3-2

    6. JoeJitzu +42
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      2-0
      1-1
      0-4
      3-1

    7. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      SOUvsTOT 0-0
      BRNvsLEI 1-0
      WBAvsLIV 3-3
      MCYvsAVL 3-1

    8. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1-1
      1-2
      0-2
      2-1

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        leicester won't win 4 in a row.

    9. drughi
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      whatever suits my team

    10. Ruth_NZ
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Southampton 1-1 Spurs (no Kane goal)
      Burnley 0-2 Leicester (Cambiasso, Schlupp)
      WBA 0-1 Liverpool (Skrtel)
      City 1-0 Villa (Aguero)

      and the most important one...

      Palace 1-3 Hull (N'Doye hattrick)

      Don't know if they are predictions or wishful thinking though. 😉

      1. RubeRx
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Forgot bout Hull, my b!

        Most of our predictions are wishful thinking, we tend to do this unconsciously

  4. ralfb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Will watch snooker now, so much more relaxing than hoping highly deteriorated spurs to score against soton

    1. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      What game is on, mate? Higgins?

  5. Jimbo123
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Need to take a punt on a gw 35 onwards striker for my draft team:

    A.) Danny Ings

    B.) Welbeck (can see him getting minutes until the end of the season)

    1. Red Star Toro
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Watch Burnley game tonight. If there's glimmer of hope in this team Ings might be good

    2. Shakshuka
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Defoe for the DGW

    3. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      get in a dgw striker

  6. Viper
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    In the unusual position today of being able to hope for a Kane haul despite not captaining him..

    1. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      It's a great feeling.

  7. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Last time the masses benched Kane, he got 18 points. Oops.

    1. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Lightning can't strike twice 😉

      1. Norco
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Hurrikanes can though

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      dunno why anyone would bench him

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        This. The cool kids sold him 😉

  8. Chenku╰☆╮
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Still updating... DGW effect!

  9. Richd
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Update is slow today

  10. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Toby in midfield! 😀

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Feck

    2. Richd
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      No room to get him back. Arsenal is my priority now. Saints are done.

    3. La Roja
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Deefensive Midfielder, not sure if that's a good thing

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        on some FKs and slightly further up the field then at CB is surely a slight positive?

        1. Big_Andy_GAWA
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Steve Davis playing ?

  11. Carcetti
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Missed the deadline, stuck on Coutinho captain :/

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      erm he has 2 easy enough away games.

    2. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      It could be a lot worse.

      1. Carcetti
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Agreed but basically my whole ML has Hazard (c)

    3. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Blessing in disguise

    4. kirwy
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Torres always miss.

  12. Nabs Kebabs
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    This season it has taken really long to update between gw's.

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      no it hasn't.

      1. Gooner97
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        It wasn't so long last year I have to say

        1. andy85wsm
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          I thought last year was one of the longest! Maybe it was the season before...

      2. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Yes it has, it used to be done by 1145

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          not always.

      3. Nabs Kebabs
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        last season it took about 15 mins every gw. This season it has been 20+ mins

    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Yeah, it only has to process 3.5m+ teams

      1. Nabs Kebabs
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        it did it quicker last season.

  13. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    1-1 draw would suit me with no Kane/Eriksen involvement

    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I think most Eriksen owners booted him, tbf

  14. ralfb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Captain sanchez oezil or haz next week?

    1. TuttiFrutti
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      lol 😀

    2. ralfb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Need to start planning.

      1. TuttiFrutti
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        not rly.

  15. Chenku╰☆╮
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    dunno why but smell a haz hatrick coming. first of the season for him..

    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Vs Arsenal?

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      this would be nice but can see draw.

    3. TuttiFrutti
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I'll tell you why. Dgw 😉

    4. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I applaud your olfactory system and hope it is quite accurate.

  16. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    MOTD challenge tonight I think!

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      no spoilers

    2. Viper
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Wow, that would be tough today.

  17. LewanGOALski
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    What do you usually do first right after update - check rivals' teams or pick ypur team for the next GW?

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Check rivals then make changes to my own.

    2. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Both, the latter first.

    3. money face bandwagon
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      For this week i will check my rival. Usually i dont really bother

    4. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I normally pick, but will be checking this week.

    5. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Yep, Rivals teams first, then Pick my own, then have a sneaky look at Mark / Granville / Jontys!

    6. ralfb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Doing my transfers for next week

    7. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      check rivals. I am itching.

    8. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Pick team for next week

    9. Pasqualinho
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Sell Remy

  18. Kerz
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Updated

  19. AIRMILES
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    UPDATED.

    Late today.

    High five.

  20. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Updated

  21. ralfb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Silva to sanchez
    Or
    Sterling to ozil

    1. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Neither.

  22. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    #THFC confirm Danny Rose has failed to recover from a hamstring problem while Paulinho misses out as his wife is due to give birth
    0 retweets 0 favorites

    1. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Hi giggity

    2. Mr Tin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Dodged a bullet there by getting rid of Rosé on WC!

  23. Manamongst
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    finally

  24. Red Star Toro
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Updated

  25. RubeRx
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    #1 overall benched Gru

    1. TuttiFrutti
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      lol at him!

  26. Stats King-@football2space
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Good enough???
    Schemicel
    Ivanov Skrtel Terry
    Haz (C) Sterling (VC) Henderson Cambiasso
    Kane Vardy Aguero
    Subs: Davis, Alexis Sanchez, Duff, PVA
    ITB 0.5m.

    1. Kerz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      yep, cracking team.

  27. Scotch Jock
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Only 33,948 wildcards played!

  28. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Rival went Coutinho (C)....*hides behind couch*

    1. JoeJitzu +42
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ouch!

  29. Norco
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    The game is being updated.

    The game is currently being updated. Please try again later when the updated scores / teams will be available.

  30. Ginkapo FPL
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    The timing of the Villa City is an absolute disgrace. Its the last day of the conference season today, with late kick offs in all matches.