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17 November 2015 2681 comments
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Having analysed the latest movements on our Watchlist among the defence and midfield over the past few days, our focus now turns to the forwards. With both form and fixtures in his favour, Everton’s Romelu Lukaku moves to the top of our ladder, whilst Sergio Aguero sneaks in near the bottom as he steps up his recovery from a hamstring injury.

With two goals and as many assists from his previous pair of outings, and with further strong fixtures (AVL, bou, CPL, nor, LEI, new) coming up, Everton’s Romelu Lukaku has moved up to the top of our rankings. The Belgian is the second most transferred in player so far this week, with over 98,000 new owners in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), seeing his price rise to 8.6. Lukaku has only managed eight shots from inside the box over the last four Gameweeks, less than the majority of the leading forwards, but as the focal point of the Toffees attack, he should continue his high involvement in the final third.

Leicester’s Jamie Vardy stays towards the top of our ladder, although the hip injury that has ruled him out of both of England friendlies is an obvious concern. There’s no doubting his form, given he has scored in nine consecutive matches, while Vardy has registered 37 touches from inside the penalty area over the last four Gameweeks, seven more than any other forward. The Foxes’ next six (new, MUN, swa, CHE, eve, liv) are generally tougher fixtures though, but the 7.4-priced forward certainly looks set to remain in our three-man frontlines provided he can shrug off that hip problem.

Given that Tottenham have four home matches over the next six Gameweeks (WHM, CHE, wba, NEW sot, NOR), Harry Kane climbs a couple of places in our latest update. The England international has also returned to form in recent weeks, averaging 10.7 points per appearance over the previous three Gameweeks, and is now looking worthy of his 9.4 price tag in FPL after a slow start to the campaign. Kane leads the way for shots on target (11) amongst frontmen in recent outings, a clear sign of his improved accuracy.

Southampton’s Graziano Pelle is next in our rankings, with the Italian’s potential starting to wane given that the Saints schedule begins to stiffen up following the home clashes against Stoke and Aston Villa (STO, mci, AVL, cpl, TOT, ARS). The 8.5-valued striker may well be worth holding on to in the short-term, then, particularly with plenty of injury doubts for Fantasy bosses to deal with heading into Gameweek 13. With just one goal and a single attempt on target from his last four outings, the former Feyenoord front man could soon be dispensable for many of his current 33.3% ownership in FPL.

Anther slight faller this week is Watford’s Odion Ighalo, following his blank in a reasonable match-up against Leicester last time out. The Nigerian still offers superb value at just 5.5 in FPL, though, while the Hornets’ upcoming schedule (MUN, avl, NOR, sun, LIV, che) is fairly favourable. Ighalo’s underlying statistics remain impressive, given he has taken 12 shots from inside the box in his last four appearances, while he’s created seven chances over the same period, ranking him second among forwards.

Arsenal’s Olivier Giroud slides down our ladder, with the impending return of Theo Walcott denting his prospects. Once the England man is back to full fitness, the pair appear likely to share duties as the lone striker for the Gunners, so while the next four fixtures (wba, nor, SUN, avl) are very favourable, the uncertainty over the Frenchman’s playing time does limit his potential. The likes of Lukaku and Kane look far safer bets than the 8.8-rated Arsenal striker, then.

While he managed to bag an assist in Man United’s 2-0 win against West Brom by winning a late penalty, which Juan Mata duly converted, Anthony Martial continues his descent towards the foot of our ladder. The French forward – now back down to his original starting price of 8.0 in FPL having risen to 8.4 just a few weeks ago – has only registered four shots from inside the box in his last four matches, so although United’s schedule (wat, lei, WHM, bou, NOR, sto) is very favourable, there look to be far stronger options available for our three-man frontlines.

Chelsea’s favourable run of fixtures (NOR, tot, BOU, lei, SUN, WAT), with four plum matches at Stamford Bridge, means we’re keeping faith in Diego Costa. The former Atletico Madrid striker may have blanked in his last three outings, but he has encouragingly registered 30 touches inside the penalty area over the last four Gameweeks, and may be able to return to form against lesser opponents over the coming period. His 10.9 price tag in FPL does look high, though, given he’s only scored two goals this season.

With Man City’s Sergio Aguero hoping to be in contention for a return in their home clash against Liverpool on Saturday, we’ve reinstated the Argentine towards the bottom of our ladder. The question for Fantasy managers will be whether the diminutive striker can immediately hit the ground running following his hamstring injury, while City’s upcoming schedule (LIV, SOT, sto, SWA, ars, SUN) is pretty mixed. Given his proven track record, it may only take one moment of magic before many Fantasy managers are hatching plans to get the 13.0-priced hitman back in their 15-man squads.

With Liverpool’s fixtures (SWA, new, WBA, wat, LEI) picking up following this weekend’s trip to the Etihad, Christian Benteke stays in contention for our latest refresh. The 8.3-valued Belgian international has shown signs of flourishing under Jurgen Klopp, with two goals and an assist from his last three appearances, and does present us with a different option in attack. There is a question mark over how the new Reds boss will incorporate Benteke and Sturridge though, with the latter possibly returning from his knee injury in the coming weeks.

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  1. Mull
    10 years, 11 months ago

    NO MORE RIDDLES!

    1. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Oops

  2. Beavis
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Pelle being 4th says is all really about the number of striking options available.

  3. Doolittle
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Many have heard me, but no one has seen me. I will not speak back until spoken to. What am I?

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Siri

      1. Eden Hazardous
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Correct!

      2. Doolittle
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Aha this riddle is now out of date.

    2. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      echo

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I've seen an echo.

        http://www.echo.ie/

      2. Doolittle
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Well done Eden!

    3. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Echo

    4. BabyB
      10 years, 11 months ago

      echo

    5. Beavis
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Echoooo

      oooo

      oo

      o

    6. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Echo

  4. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Riddle me this #10: There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

    1. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Watermelon

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Did you genuinely get that?!

        1. Eden Hazardous
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Yup...in India , these type of riddl;es are popular

          1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Nice one!

      2. Doolittle
        10 years, 11 months ago

        If you got that without knowing it before you're a genius Eden.

        1. Eden Hazardous
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Know it from before

          1. Eden Hazardous
            10 years, 11 months ago

            In my native language tho

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Hint, It's a Fruit

    3. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Crematorium?

      *logs off*

    4. Hy liverpool
      10 years, 11 months ago

      watermelon

    1. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Please!!

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Impossible

      1. Eden Hazardous
        10 years, 11 months ago

        You delted it 👿

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Delted forever.

          1. Eden Hazardous
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Dealt with forever by deleting 🙁

  5. Beavis
    10 years, 11 months ago

    I bought FM and started a new game as West Ham. Goodbye social life.

    1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Haha, you caved! No Fallout 4 though? 😕

      1. Beavis
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Maybe for Xmas - FM was pulling me towards it like a magnet!

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Haha see ya Beavis 😛

    3. Doolittle
      10 years, 11 months ago

      A superfluous "social" in that post.

    4. Black Knights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Nice knowing you.

      1. Mr. Grv
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Hey knight, team captain was asking for your mail.

        1. Black Knights
          10 years, 11 months ago

          I think i replied to his email. I copied everyone in - did you get it? Sent at 14:12 today?

          1. Mr. Grv
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Got it . Didn't check mail for a while .
            Hakchak and viperstipes mails aren't there so if you see them . just tell them

            1. Black Knights
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Sorted - will do.

  6. Doolittle
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Alone I am 24. With a friend I am 20. With a third friend I am unclean. What am I?

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Mario Balotelli?

      1. Doolittle
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Ahahaha your answers are great.

        1. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 11 months ago

          😉

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      X

      1. Doolittle
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Yes!

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 11 months ago

          i get the middle bit, but not the 24 or unclean part

          1. Doolittle
            10 years, 11 months ago

            24th letter in the alphabet, and XXX = dirty.

          2. Mull
            10 years, 11 months ago

            X = 24th letter of alphabet
            XXX is self explantory

          3. Irish Madridista ⭐
            10 years, 11 months ago

            X is 24th letter.

            XXX is unclean.

    3. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Naughty 😉

    4. Hy liverpool
      10 years, 11 months ago

      X

    5. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      X

      1. FPL Panda
        10 years, 11 months ago

        24 pack of jacks roll?

  7. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Riddle me this #11: If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Brocolli?

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Nope 😉

    2. Doolittle
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ooft you've stumped me now.

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Hehe 😉

    3. Mr. Grv
      10 years, 11 months ago

      A packet of chips

    4. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Cigarettes

    5. Mull
      10 years, 11 months ago

      A Facebook post from a 14 year old girl?

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Not awkward at all... 😆

    6. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Space.

      Privacy.

      Unique fantasy football punts.

    7. Doolittle
      10 years, 11 months ago

      AHHH A SECRET!!!

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        10 years, 11 months ago

        BINGO! 😀

        1. Eden Hazardous
          10 years, 11 months ago

          I answered first

          1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
            10 years, 11 months ago

            You said cigarettes?

            1. Eden Hazardous
              10 years, 11 months ago

              tomato , tomatoh

      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        shh, it's a secret, no need to shout it out for everyone to hear

        1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
          10 years, 11 months ago

          😆

      3. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        and how do I have this uncanny knack of appearing on FFS right when you post

        1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Oh yeah! I wondered that as well 😆

        2. Doolittle
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Because I post an unhealthy amount?

    8. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      The office packet of biscuits

    9. Hy liverpool
      10 years, 11 months ago

      secrets

    10. juggos
      10 years, 11 months ago

      a secret

    11. FF Dirtbag
      10 years, 11 months ago

      The Last rolo.

  8. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Wales, ROI, and NI all in pot 4 for the Euros. Difficult draws ahoy!

    If Wales have their key players for you'd think there's a decent chance regardless of the draw.

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      What if Bale is out?

      1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Then they are stuffed

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          10 years, 11 months ago

          key player* 😛

          1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
            10 years, 11 months ago

            I'd say they need Ramsey and Ashley Williams as well. That's the core really, what with Bale pretty much being their striker. Imagine if Simon Church gets a game!!

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      No.

      Am I right?

      1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
        10 years, 11 months ago

        The password is Jon Walters.

        What a weapon he is 😉

  9. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Riddle me this #12: What gets broken without being held?

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      My FPL team

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Haha!!

    2. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Heart

      1. Eden Hazardous
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Promise

        1. Eden Hazardous
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Silence , all 3 correct

          1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Yep! 🙂

      2. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        10 years, 11 months ago

        This is actually a good answer 🙂

        1. Eden Hazardous
          10 years, 11 months ago

          😎

    3. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      promise

    4. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Silence

    5. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Rules

    6. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Promise

    7. Hy liverpool
      10 years, 11 months ago

      sturridgeeeee

    8. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Sturridge's knees.

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😆

      2. Eden Hazardous
        10 years, 11 months ago

        They get crocked...not broken 😕

    9. Black Knights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Silence

    10. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      a promise

    11. juggos
      10 years, 11 months ago

      trust

    12. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      10 years, 11 months ago

      All of the above are viable answers 🙂

  10. Mull
    10 years, 11 months ago

    My team has more flags than the United Nations building 😥

    1. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Its a trap....he wants upvotes

      He needs 998 to break into top 10 beating Jonty

  11. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Riddle me this #13: Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.

    1. Hy liverpool
      10 years, 11 months ago

      fire

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Good job!

    2. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Fire

    3. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      promise

      1. Hy liverpool
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😀

    4. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Paul Merson

      1. Boris Bodega
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Sorry, bit out of order that one 🙁

    5. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      George Best

    6. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Paul Merson on fire.

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Paul Merson promising George Best a fire?

      2. Pap Le Cissier
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Maybe one day Irish, maybe one day

    7. Mull
      10 years, 11 months ago

      *insert name of an alcoholic here*

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        10 years, 11 months ago

        *add fire*

      2. Sess!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Me trying to get through this barrage of questions and riddles.

  12. Pap Le Cissier
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Gazza with his kfc?

    1. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Rf

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        10 years, 11 months ago

        True?

        1. Pap Le Cissier
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 11 months ago

          And a fishing rod

          1. Sess!
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Raooool, I'm here Raoool.

  13. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    10 years, 11 months ago

    How many players are currently qualified in Last Man Standing?

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      meeeeeeeee

    2. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      562

    3. Hy liverpool
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1551

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Lower

    4. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      False..

    5. Sailboats
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1432?

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Higher

        1. Sess!
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Are you Bruce Forsyth in disguise

          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            10 years, 11 months ago

            In pjs atm.

    6. Gunner77-
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1334318364

    7. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1572?

    8. Konig Luther
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1217

    9. Diva
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1495

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Higher

        1. Hy liverpool
          10 years, 11 months ago

          1513

          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            10 years, 11 months ago

            H

    10. Wolverine
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1527

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Lower, comment history has answer.

        1. Wolverine
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 11 months ago

          1524 but I was including me and 2 others after we join...

          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Well done. 🙂

    11. Sailboats
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1497

    12. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Pi

    13. The Enlightener
      10 years, 11 months ago

      o/

    14. BabyB
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1532

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        10 years, 11 months ago

        L

        1. BabyB
          10 years, 11 months ago

          1531

          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Answer above.

  14. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Riddle me this #14: What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      fire

    2. Hy liverpool
      10 years, 11 months ago

      m

    3. Vincent Adultman
      10 years, 11 months ago

      m!

      1. Hy liverpool
        10 years, 11 months ago

        wooohoooo

    4. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      m

    5. Mull
      10 years, 11 months ago

      m

    6. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Mmmmmm I like this one.

    7. Gunner77-
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Wait, I'll google it

    8. FALCAO & MOU
      10 years, 11 months ago

      M

    9. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      10 years, 11 months ago

      The letter 'm'. Good job people! 😀

  15. Diva
    10 years, 11 months ago

    I guess I'll take the lead in engaging with the article. 🙂 While there are about 5 forwards most of us would be happy with in our teams, the pickings get a little slim after that.

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Oh yeah there's an article..

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Kane, Lukaku, Vardy, Giroud, Ighalo, Aguero, Benteke, Pelle..

        Only options really.

        Disagree that Costa is a viable option at his price with his output.

        1. Sess!
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Yeah I'd prob include giroud actually (whilst walcott still out). Not benteke or pelle though.

    2. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      10 years, 11 months ago

      It's a good job we only have to select 3 then 🙂

    3. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Vardy
      Kane
      Lukaku
      Aguero
      Ighalo

      No one else worth consideration.

      1. Beavis
        10 years, 11 months ago

        This.

      2. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I think Benteke may be worth consideration

        1. Diva
          10 years, 11 months ago

          I agree with this.

        2. Sess!
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Not for me until he shows some consistency.

          1. internal error
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 11 months ago

            two goals and 1 assist in 3 league games under Klopp

    4. roscola
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Situation is better than it was a few weeks ago when no-one could find a third striker they liked!

      Does the pool of appealing forwards ever get bigger than about five?

      1. Diva
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Occasionally, but yes its a fair point. And it is an improvement on a few weeks ago.

    1. Black Knights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Moreno problems incoming.

    2. Super Tim Cahill
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Desperate times I guess - don't think Moreno will be dropped for him anytime soon..

      Still Enrique was playing really well for Newcastle at one stage. Wonder why he hasn't been transferred?

      1. Teddy Brewski
        10 years, 11 months ago

        He had a good period for Liverpool as well 3 years or so ago. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a game or two eventually.

        Moreno is shocking defensively

    3. Teddy Brewski
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Competition for Moreno!

  16. Doolittle
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Bloody hell, this melted my heart.

    https://www.facebook.com/jrous92/videos/10156190732035487/

    1. RustyBz
      10 years, 11 months ago

      🙁

    2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Indeed, thx for sharing.

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Fantastic song! 😀

    3. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      10 years, 11 months ago

      There is no emoji for this feeling...

      1. Doolittle
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I saw someone on Facebook earlier post about losing a family member, and the 1st reply was ":(

        1. Doolittle
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Has this cut off half of my comment again!? What is going on?

          1. GreenWindmill
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Did it contain a less than symbol?

            1. Doolittle
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Yes it did! What is this tomfoolery?

              1. GreenWindmill
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                10 years, 11 months ago

                It's a wordpress thing. Less than symbols are usually the start of html tags like making text bold or similar. Those features are disabled but it means the symbols cause text to be cut off.

                1. Doolittle
                  10 years, 11 months ago

                  Ahh, well you will never know what wisdom I was about to disperse. It was gold, believe me.

  17. Boris Bodega
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    A boy and girl's father dies of cancer, and at his funeral the daughter sees a man and falls instantly in love with him. Afterwards he vanishes and no one at the funeral knew who he was.
    Two weeks later she kills her brother.

    Why?

    1. Sailboats
      10 years, 11 months ago

      She wanted to meet the man again

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Play a record Karl

      1. Doolittle
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😀

      2. Mull
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Go and get the guitar

        1. Doolittle
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Possibly my favourite line in TV history (and the name of my blog).

    3. Doolittle
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ahh the old psychopath test. Hoping he'll come to the funeral.

      1. Hy liverpool
        10 years, 11 months ago

        so why two weeks not 3 or 4?

        1. Doolittle
          10 years, 11 months ago

          I think that's just an arbitrary figure.

          1. Irish Madridista ⭐
            10 years, 11 months ago

            YOU'RE an arbitrary figure.

    4. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Hey you could have kept the question open so we know who not to invite home!

    5. RustyBz
      10 years, 11 months ago

      dark

  18. RustyBz
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Did anyone watch I'm A Celebrity last night?

    Lady C lost her sh**

    1. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I don't trust any reality TV. Feel it's all scripted.

      1. RustyBz
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Ant & Dec are great comedy value though

  19. Christina.
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Great posters. No spesific order...

    Soop - he always told us what he had in his lunch box...
    RBJ - the only poster that has ever scared me on here...
    Needlevor - most famous lizard I know...
    Camsey - what a twat...only posted when he did well
    Greghammer - he used to post before going to school and had wet dreams about his English teacher...
    Katie - the poster that had a painting as gravatar...it broke my heart when I found out she was from France. And a guy.(I hope he is ok)

    🙁

    1. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      How did you get twat through the filter.

      1. Sess!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Huzzah!

    2. Beavis
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Lol I'm sure Camsey will be back in July/August to tell us his pre-season team is the greatest of them all.

  20. Harper_
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Oh crap, Payet fell! @&*%&^%$%

    1. RustyBz
      10 years, 11 months ago

      He's fallen twice!

      1. Harper_
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I was going to wait til tonight. RIP 0.1 of my tv 🙁

    2. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      ....and bony.

      1. RustyBz
        10 years, 11 months ago

        F***

  21. FALCAO & MOU
    10 years, 11 months ago

    You are driving a bus and there are 14 children in the bus and 45 adults in the bus. The average age of the people in the bus is 29. What is the driver's age?

    1. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Too old these days 🙁

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I'm 3 🙂

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        10 years, 11 months ago

        and therefore, should probably not be driving a loaded bus with 60 people onboard...

    3. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      59 obviously.

    4. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      My age as I'm driving.

    5. Beavis
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Actual age or mental age?

    6. FALCAO & MOU
      10 years, 11 months ago

      All right I guess.

  22. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Which team in the PL has had the fewest number of goalscorers this season?

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Bournemouth?

    2. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Got to be Watford.

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        10 years, 11 months ago

        ah, could easily be this.

        1. Sess!
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Ighalo and Deeney and think there was one other scorer in the everton game, but that's it.

          1. juggos
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Abdi and anya? Not so?

          2. Sess!
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 11 months ago

            ....ah think there was the game vs stoke when someone else scored too.

          3. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 11 months ago

            It's not Watford

            Ighalo, Deeney, Abdi, Layun

            1. Sess!
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Yeah I just realised that and swansea only have three.

            2. juggos
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Ah was layun not anya. Surprised it was swansea

    3. Gunner77-
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Swansea

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Bingo

        1. Sess!
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Really? That does suprise me. Ayew, gomis and siggurdson? How many have scored for watford....four?

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 11 months ago

            yes, 4

            Swansea 3 - Gomis, Ayew, Siggy

            Watford 4 - Deeney, Ighalo, Abdi, Layun

            Stoke 4 - Diouf, Arnie, Bojan, Walters

    4. juggos
      10 years, 11 months ago

      watford

    5. Beavis
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ighalo FC.

    6. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Watford?

    7. FALCAO & MOU
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Chelsea or Watford.

    8. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Chelsea can't have many...

      1. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Hmm, more than I thought actually

    9. Spatburgunder
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Villa?

    1. Beavis
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Meanie.

  23. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Riddle me this #15: Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

    1. Mull
      10 years, 11 months ago

      This article.

    2. Gunner77-
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Akinfenwa

      1. The Raging Bull
        10 years, 11 months ago

        ton?

    3. Costa's Counsellor
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Jordan

    4. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      ton

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        10 years, 11 months ago

        🙂

    5. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Dolly Parton

    6. FALCAO & MOU
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Uphill.

    7. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ton

    8. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Rugby positions.

    9. Black Knights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ton

    10. Wolverine
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Lee tomlin

  24. Iceball
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Butland
    Kolarov Smalling* Bellerín*
    Sanchez* KDB Ozil Mahrez
    Lukaku Pelle Vardy*
    Schmeichel Dawson Francis Westwood*
    1ft, 1,3 m itb.
    Now 5 players yellow or orange, where to start? Probably most of them will be all right before next weekend?

    1. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Not sure on sanchez (we'll know if he plays later) but bellerin, smalling and vardy should be ok I think.

  25. Eden Hazardous
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Riddle me this..

    How do you make a slow horse AKA Rupert fast?

    1. Diva
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Give it a new post?

      1. Eden Hazardous
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Nope

        1. Eden Hazardous
          10 years, 11 months ago

          😀 🙂

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Slap his arse

      1. Eden Hazardous
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Nope

    3. Hooky
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Dangle a scotch egg in front of him

    4. FALCAO & MOU
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Make a fast, sex lady horse run in front of it.

  26. Diva
    10 years, 11 months ago

    My phone just crashed in mid-reply to Irish Madrista. It's never done that before. I had to take the battery out to restart it. I wonder if it was because I was questioning whether Aguero merits a watchlist place when he's not even confirmed fit and the phone broke from the heresy. 🙂

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Haha understandable so, couldn't let you post something so blasphemous 😉