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1 February 2016 1222 comments
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Oscar hits a hat-trick and Eden Hazard breaks his goalless streak as Chelsea thrash MK Dons to set up an FA Cup Fifth Round clash with Man City. Elsewhere, Ross Barkley grabs another cup goal and Aaron Lennon weighs in with a goal and assist as Everton breeze past Carlisle.

Oscar treble eases Blues through

Chelsea put on a dominant attacking display as they ran out 5-1 victors over Milton Keynes Dons. Oscar scooped the match ball with a hat-trick, while Eden Hazard netted his first goal in 29 outings from the penalty spot and claimed an assist. Oscar piques our interest as a differential route into the Blues’ resurgent offense ahead of a trip to Watford, but Hazard remains a peripheral concern in light of his dreadful form.

After the match, Guus Hiddink boosted the Brazilian’s Fantasy potential by confirming he is the club’s number one for penalties:

“We have a hierarchy of penalty takers, with Oscar first, but they gave it to him (Hazard) and it’s good he scored. He’s coming back now after a long absence and he needs the rhythm of these games. He played more than an hour and it’s important for the upcoming multitude of games.’

Passed fit following the knee issue he sustained against Arsenal, Diego Costa earned an assist during his 57-minute stint. Willian joined the action in the 64th minute but suffered a late knock, rendering him a doubt for the Hornets encounter, according to Hiddink:

“I was worried a bit, someone stepped on his foot, but I asked him and he said it is no big worries. But we have to see in the upcoming time because we are playing a lot of games and I hope he will recover in two days.”

Meanwhile, Pedro was afforded a second-half cameo on his return from illness. On the rotation front, Kurt Zouma dropped out for Gary Cahill, and Cesar Azpilicueta was usurped by Baba Rahman.

Rounding off the key contributors to Chelsea’s triumph, Burkina Faso international Bertrand Traore etched his name onto the scoresheet. Elsewhere, Cesc Fabregas and Ruben Loftus-Cheek bagged an assist apiece.

Barkley strikes again in Toffees victory

Everton coasted through to the fifth round – booking a trip to Bournemouth – courtesy of a 3-0 win at Carlisle. The likes of Romelu Lukaku and Gerard Deulofeu were unused substitutes, but Ross Barkley was named among the starters and went on to net the Toffees’ third goal. The 7.3-priced midfielder hasn’t scored in a league since Gameweek 14 but, having notched in the midweek Capital One Cup loss to City, now boasts two goals in as many cup outings over the past week, augmenting his appeal at a time when Everton’s schedule looks promising (NEW, sto, WBA). That being said, their blank in Gameweek 27 deters investment in any of their Fantasy assets.

After Kevin Mirallas failed a late fitness test because of a knee knock, Aaron Lennon and Steven Pienaar were tasked with providing the width. The former grabbed a goal and assist, boosting his chances of more league starts. Arouna Kone – who’s fallen down the pecking order and played in just three of the Merseysiders’ previous four league ties – notched the other goal, while Leon Osman and Bryan Oviedo popped up with assists.

  1. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Play
    A - Souare (Bou)
    B - Simpson (Lpool)
    Thanks.

    1. The Man Pastore
      • 11 Years
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      A

    2. La Roja
      • 14 Years
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      B

    3. Hooky
      • 10 Years
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      Can't see a clean sheet for either. Maybe Souare as he has the easier fixture?

    4. Hank Scorpio
      • 14 Years
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      B

    5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      B

    6. Arteta
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      A

    7. Beavis
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      A

    8. 42 Rules
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      The way i look at this is that LEC have 16 games left this season to get at least 4 place, have had a rest this weekend just gone and are up for it. Simpson all the way.

    9. HVT
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      4Bs v 4As
      As divided on it as I am!

      Thanks all

      1. Reedy
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        B for me mate!

        1. 42 Rules
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          We have a winner, or you could toss a coin !

  2. Gazpilicueta
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    any news on double game weeks? if there is a post or article etc, I would love a link.

    1. The Man Pastore
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      Diva did a post about it

    2. Hooky
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      9

      1. Hooky
        • 10 Years
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        (Nein)

  3. La Roja
    • 14 Years
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    Bench 1

    A) Ighalo
    B) Ozil
    C) Mahrez

    1. The Man Pastore
      • 11 Years
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      B

    2. Hank Scorpio
      • 14 Years
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      Wow, none.......no other option?

      AOA chip played?

      1. La Roja
        • 14 Years
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        Yes

        Payet Ozil Alli Silva Mahrez
        Kun Lukaku Ighalo

        1. Hank Scorpio
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          Gee, I would reluctantly say Ozil then.

          Slightly off the boil and the others get more goals.

    3. HVT
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      B

      1. super zlatan
        • 15 Years
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        C

    4. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      C

    5. Reedy
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      B

  4. Hank Scorpio
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    What do you reckon......is Walcott going to start vs Southampton or not?

    1. Robe Wan
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      not

      1. Hank Scorpio
        • 14 Years
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        Should I shift for Silva then?

        0.1m off moving him for Sanchez unfortunately.

  5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    Can you Mods get a life? At least get all the P harma - words off the banned list.

    You are making yourselves look ridiculous.

    1. Pasqualinho
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      I think we can get by without reverting to the 'P' word.

    2. Christina.
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      I'm dying for a P harma ham pizza.

    3. J0E
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      Ah, there you are.

      See above its banned to do to internet spam. If I unbanned it you'd soon realise why it was banned.

      Second thing - where's your community picks? Need them soon. Can you email as soon as. We can tweak post pressers but would be handy to get it in the article prepared.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Immediately. But you did say by 12:00 ... 🙂

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          Sent.

        2. J0E
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          Yep, was just chasing up so its in the article set up. Thanks for sending early though.

    4. andy85wsm
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      "Get a life". Nice.

      1. Camp No No
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        You know, then you'd have no time to moderate the forum and we could revert to our real mental 12-year-old level.

        1. andy85wsm
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          😀

          It's as if people think we go through each post before it's allowed on the board - not like there's a way to auto ban words or anything.... 🙂

          1. Camp No No
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            You'd be surprised to see how lowly we can get here while complying to your ban words list.

  6. _Gunner
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    Anyone with Butland and Schmeicel and playing Schemicel?

    1. HVT
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      Schmickes regrdless.

  7. super zlatan
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    Morning lads. Looking a few opinions on how to use my 2 FT.
    I have 1.5 in the bank

    Butland. McCarthy
    Bellerin. Toby. Moreno. Ward. Daniels
    KDB. Ozil. Payet. Mahrez. Alli
    Kun. Kane. Ighalo

    Thinking maybe ....

    A) KDB and Ighalo > firmino and lukaku

    B) KDB > Sanchez and save other trade ?

    1. Christina.
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      Who you benching?

      1. super zlatan
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        Not sure Tina. Maybe Mahrez?
        Ighalo always scores!!

        1. Christina.
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          That's my problem. I'm not benching Mahrez or Alli this week. Livp defence is kak.

          I was going to bench Ozil,then KdB's leg fell off....2 Ft's and I'm stumped. I don't want to replace Kdb and bench the replacement. I would rather bench Ozil.

          Might just do McC->Elliot

          1. super zlatan
            • 15 Years
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            Yeah I understand what you mean Tina.

            KDB > Sanchez is tempting though surely?

            I really want Lukaku. That's my problem.

    2. Hank Scorpio
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      Use 1, save 1. Especially with news on DGWs etc... still to come, that 2nd FT could be vital.

      Just do KDB to either Silva or Sanchez.

    3. Hypnos
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      B easy

      1. super zlatan
        • 15 Years
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        No Lukaku though worries me?

    4. Beavis
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      B

    5. ILOVEBAPS
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      A

  8. Samwise the Brave
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    Any west brom fans/ or demi?

    Is Olsson nailed on

  9. Individual
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    Oumar Niasse going to Everton... If more reasonably priced than Lukaku, could be good - coming in @13.5m so will play, plus the "unknown quantity" bonus could mean he explodes initially a la N'Doye at Hull last season. Supposedly has the physique for the Prem.

    Plus straight into DGW fever!

  10. Nisheda
    • 10 Years
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    Ozil or Silva ?

  11. Gazpilicueta
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    woh, this gw30 stuff looks crazy, is anyone considering just taking a terrible week, but not wrecking their team?

    1. Camp No No
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      What stuff?

      1. Hank Scorpio
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        Alien landing scheduled for that date.

        1. Camp No No
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          That's truly crazy, indeed. I guess my FPL team will not be of my primary interest then.

        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          Who are they playing at number ten? 😉

          1. Hank Scorpio
            • 14 Years
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            Ozil is apparently their reconnaissance man.

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              😆

            2. Camp No No
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              😆

        3. *sigh*
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          Are there any aliens worth considering for GW?

      2. Gazpilicueta
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        could be like only 3 games being played.

        1. Camp No No
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          Which games are they? Leicester-Newcastle for one, for sure. What else?

          1. Ziro Becomes One
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            Soton and their opponent

            1. Camp No No
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              Hmmm... I think I may be having exactly 0 players for GW30. It may take some tweaking to survive it without wildcarding...

              1. Ziro Becomes One
                • 11 Years
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                0? You have at least 6-7 FTs from now to GW30. Plan away!

                1. Camp No No
                  • 12 Years
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                  Yeah, but thanks for you guys for pointing this out, would have been tough to plan had I not know of that disaster of a GW.

                  1. Colonel Wasabi
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                    "tweaking" ?!!
                    The master of understatement 🙂

          2. Ziro Becomes One
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            Stoke is another

        2. Ziro Becomes One
          • 11 Years
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          Should be a few shocks so we'll get 6 games at least

    2. fiveyears
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      To be fair there's always going to be a downside with it, because even if you get a fully functioning team for 30, you're going to have to WC to sort it out again.

      Will have to do some planning for it at some point.

  12. JasonG123
    • 12 Years
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    2FT, 0.1m ITB.

    Hennessey (Myhill)
    Bellerin Toby Moreno (Wollscheid Simpson)
    KDB Ozil Payet Mahrez (Stanislas)
    Aguero Kane Lukaku

    Which move?
    (A) KDB and Myhill to Sanchez and Elliot
    (B) KDB and Myhill to Silva and Forster
    (C) KDB and Myhill to Firmino and Forster/Butland
    (D) KDB and Myhill to Ali and Forster/Butland

    1. Hank Scorpio
      • 14 Years
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      Just do KDB to somebody and save the other FT for now.

    2. Old Man
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      Myhill could play - Foster has a knock. Just KDB -> Sanchez

  13. jimmybob
    • 13 Years
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    Ozil -> Sanchez
    Mirallas -> Firmino
    Kane -> Valencia
    -4
    1.2 itb.

    Any better options?

  14. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    So. No sponsorship from Big Farma. Yet. 😉

    1. Mr. Grv
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      It will come , just be patient .

    2. Christina.
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      It's sick hey?

    3. Colonel Wasabi
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      What's up with apothecaries these days ?

      1. Colonel Wasabi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        PS. Is "Farmer" allowed ?

      2. Colonel Wasabi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        *please ignore. Have scrolled down and been overtaken by the linguistics.

  15. ronty
    • 14 Years
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    Defence of Francis,Sagna,Sakho,Wollscheid and Cresswell (Butland GK)

    Bench 2?

  16. DGWjegy
    • 10 Years
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    any chanse for a tripple gw?

    what happens if there wont be dgw in gw 25 or 26

    would be amazing to C Aguero

    1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 14 Years
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      That would be incredible, has it happened before?

      1. DGWjegy
        • 10 Years
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        not sure if i remember well but i reember reading and city did have tripple gw in past

        reading zigic has been terrible pick...

        1. DGWjegy
          • 10 Years
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          it was birmingham ** not reading

      2. DF
        • 12 Years
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        Adverse weather conditions will help the case. But we had one in 13/14.

    2. Old Man
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      I seem to remember that one for Birmingham a few years ago was a complete washout.

      1. Pasqualinho
        • 16 Years
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        The Birmingham one didn't come to pass. It was scheduled to but was scuppered when Everton had to have a cup replay - so in the end Birmingham only had a double.

    3. DF
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      How can people not remember the city triple a couple of years back. Massive scores all over here.
      I'm doubting myself now.
      Someone help out?

      1. Pasqualinho
        • 16 Years
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        There was no triple for Man City in 13/14. They did have a couple of doubles towards the end of the season, though.

  17. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
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    Were other seasons this crazy regarding fixture backlog and potential blanks/doubles?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
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      Yes

  18. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    “The certain prospect of death could sweeten every life with a precious and fragrant drop of levity - and now you strange apothecary souls have turned it into an ill-tasting drop of poison that makes the whole of life repulsive” - Frederick Nietzsche

    1. Camp No No
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      This is why the apothecary words _really_ are banned.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        😛

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
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      Such an age-revealing quote. 🙂

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        Everything I do ... 😉

    3. Pasqualinho
      • 16 Years
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      There's nothing Nietzsce couldn't teach about the raising of the wrist...

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Heil ... 😉

        Or were you just playing with yourself? 😀

    4. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
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      have united been linked with this guy yet

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Any moment. 😆

      2. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
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        😆

      3. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
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        You wish, but today at United they're all farmacists! true apothecary souls.

  19. Lovren an elevator
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    Is this paloschi for Swansea going to be nailed? They've technically been playing without a striker haven't they, and he's worked with the manager before...

  20. mad_beer ✅
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    I am tempted by two choices. My team:

    Butland
    Simpson, Toby, Francis
    Ozil, Payet, Yaya, Alli
    Lukaku, Kane (C), Aguero

    Myhill, Gosling,VvD, Monreal,

    .1 ITB 1FT

    A. Save FT this week.
    B. Yaya, Ozil to Sanchez and Barley or Ayew.

    Thanks for the help.

    1. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      A though I'd play Monreal ahead of Francis.

  21. MountainBeach
    • 14 Years
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    Targett nailed on for now?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
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      Maybe

    2. andy85wsm
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      • 15 Years
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      Not sure I'd use the term nailed on but Southampton are doing well with this formation so Koeman could continue using it.

      Likely to be Targett dropped first though if he decides to change the formation again

    3. Sess!
      • 15 Years
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      Until saints start losing

      1. Nickofoz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
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        This

  22. Wunnu
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    How does this team look for this GW ? Any changes required ?

    Lloris
    Morgan Williams Ward
    Payet Mahrez Silva Alli
    Kane Lukaku Aguero(c)

    Subs : kean,Arny,Moreno,Nyom

    1 FT , 2.0 itb

  23. Ange Ball
    • 11 Years
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    Antonio vs Villa this week with nice 3 BP

    Can't believe know ones mention him on here. He gets goals and assists.

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
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      Slight risk with Moses back

      1. saihtam
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
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        True, but still will play him. Just hope not a bad sub from him.

        Or I should put Costa for him?

  24. Reedy
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    Any chance we can have a list of banned words? If nothing else it could make for interesting reading.

    1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
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      If they wrote a list it would be blocked though

      1. andy85wsm
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        This 😆

        1. andy85wsm
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          And if we wrote them in a way such as to get them through the filter we'd have to moderate them 😉

          1. John t penguin
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            then all the mods would get banned for putting them up.
            no guards then
            would be like when joker unlocked the prisons

          2. Numb
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            Could put it in the T's and C's with an age confirmation!

      2. John t penguin
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        could leave spaces, then it would be like a game

    2. J0E
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      Its too long. Like a Doomsday book of filth.

      1. Reedy
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        What about a list of the less obvious? e.g. I'd never have guessed p harmacy was banned.

        1. andy85wsm
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          What would a list help with though?

          I suppose if you wrote a long post about double game weeks and mentioned the P word (for whatever reason) and then didn't save your post you could have lost time.

          But otherwise if you don't already know the banned words chances are you don't use them 🙂

          1. Reedy
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            Basically that yeah. Fear of lengthy posts going up in smoke.

            1. andy85wsm
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              Yeah can see that being annoying. If I'm ever writing a longer post, especially with data I've collected from somewhere I always write it in word before putting it on here - just in case.

        2. John t penguin
          • 11 Years
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          I just spent a minute trying to work out what the letter in between P and H was
          doh

          1. Reedy
            • 15 Years
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            See, it's confusing 🙂

    3. Ange Ball
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      Supporting Arsenal is a banned word. Just kidding lol

    4. Hooky
      • 10 Years
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      Sheeiteee DGW Breadbin

      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
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        Looks like FFS have some hooky filters

  25. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
    • 15 Years
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    Good Morning What did I miss ?

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
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      The DGW....happened early this morning....now finished. How did you do?

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 15 Years
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        I brought in Sanchez instead of Silva but I had Aguero (c) so fingers crossed . Also why are your knickers in a twist ?

    2. andy85wsm
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      People who dispense drugs in boots when the person has a prescription are not allowed to be mentioned by job title.

      Not sure how we'll get by without being able to mention that word but we'll have to try

      1. mad_beer ✅
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        You mean we can't say chemist?

        1. andy85wsm
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          😀

      2. John t penguin
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        how do you know they are wearing boots

        1. Camp No No
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          you just know it.

        2. mad_beer ✅
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          You look at their feet?

        3. andy85wsm
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          Just great observation.

      3. Camp No No
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        meanwhile, drug dealers are totally fine. 🙂

        1. andy85wsm
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          They've got to get by...

          1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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            I take it you are looking forward to the dgw announcement 🙂

        2. Colonel Wasabi
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          • 12 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          ...but they hang trainers - not wear boots, surely ?!

  26. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Tube drivers to strike for 48 hours this weekend from Saturday to Monday

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/road-and-rail-transport/12133436/Tube-drivers-to-strike-this-weekend-causing-potential-chaos-next-Monday.html

    Cancelled games? 😮

    1. Baines on Toast...
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I seriously doubt they will let this affect it. And strikes are almost always cancelled anyway.

    2. The Raging Bull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Not sure there are any PL games in London this weekend?

    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Not that old chestnut.

      Believe it or not the rest of country manage to get to footy grounds without any tubes and a lot of supporters travel a long way to matches.

  27. GreennRed
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Which one to bench ?

    Siggurdsson, Ozil, Payet, Firminho, Alli

    ighalo, Aguero, Kane

    Currently on Ozil, poor form and recent defensive uptick, since Forster's return, for the Saints.

  28. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I once built a robot that could beat any human at air hockey. It used a normal camera overhead to see the spin on the puck to predict it's trajectory after a bounce on the wall. It was just too fast for me. It knew exactly where the puck would end up by the time it reached halfway, no matter how hard I hit it. Just from a couple of images through a lens, like an eye.

    I bet we can create a simple program that learns FPL by itself, adapting its technique, spotting statistical patterns, low risk taking with a conservative playstyle. I'm following TL's bonkers bot very closely.

    1. Baines on Toast...
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      just saw your reply on my other post. Give the AI access to team news and FFS members stats and they'll be in business. Time for FFS to get in touch with google...

    2. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      It won't work without human input .

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Not if it watches the matches itself.

        Or pulls human input like likely rotation/injuries from the net (really easy to do)

    3. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I'd imagine something like that has already been done hasn't it? RMT tool, FFF "algorithm team" etc.

      Just something that takes into account form, fixtures etc etc. Wouldn't that be the same?

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        No it would have to learn for itself. I'm pretty sure there's more to the game than just that, and it would spot things we have missed.

        1. andy85wsm
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Well that would be extremely interesting. Get working on it GB 🙂

      2. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        RMT requires user input

    4. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I don't think it would beat a human - different to air hockey

    5. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      could the robot predict how benteke would react when the ball spins to him

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Not before the match, but neither can you.

        Playing the odds can get you consistently high ranks over the season, ask the top players in the game.

        All I'm saying is that it may be possible 🙂

      2. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Also it will learn much quicker than we will, and spot things we miss. We aren't perfect by any means. It would be.

    6. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      There are many more bots popping up. Bonkers was recently joined by crackers

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Goodness me!

      2. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yes I do! Amazing 🙂

        And that's quite basic compared to what I was proposing. I think it can be done...

        So many personal projects I have on the go atm though... Bah! My program that finds guaranteed wins in football bets is running really well at the moment! 🙂 It even logs onto the 3 sites to place the bets. On the tricky deposit money stage automatically now 🙂

        1. GreenWindmill
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Does it disguise the behaviour to avoid having its accounts banned?

          1. Piggs Boson
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Yep. Really easy to do. Just put a random delay between actions ranging between 5-15 seconds. Submit_button.click() acts exactly the same as a human would. Perfectly legal anyway. From a companies perspective I'm placing 1 bet with them, and I many times I lose. (But gain the money from another site)

            1. GreenWindmill
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 2 months ago

              Legal but would get you kicked from having an account I believe (I have no first hand knowledge of this - just hearsay)

              1. Piggs Boson
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 2 months ago

                I'll keep it small and infrequent.

                1. GreenWindmill
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  10 years, 2 months ago

                  Sounds like a nice way to supplement income anyway - good luck 🙂

    7. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I think you can do pretty well just following the ownership %.

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        So do I. That would be a good base to start with...

  29. Sess!
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Villa demanding £10m from SAFC for Richards. Jokers.

    1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He's their player - they can ask for what they want

      1. Sess!
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        He ain't worth that is my point. You get me.

  30. samaael
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Friend wants to know whether he should WC or not?

    Butland/McCarthy
    Bellerin/ Dier/ Dawson/ Targett/ Wollscheid
    Payet/ Alli/ Willian/ Mahrez/ Ozil
    Kane/ Aguero/ Lukaku

    1. The Raging Bull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I wouldn't if i was you

      😉

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Tell friend to come and ask himself/ herself

    3. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      No. And tell your 'friend' to stop being so lazy and get their own account on here.

    4. A.T
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Friend? Yeah right 😀