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14 February 2016 647 comments
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Romelu Lukaku’s fritters his armband opportunity to frustrate his Fantasy owners, as Dimitri Payet breaks his run of blanks to emerge as Saturday’s key asset. Diego Costa flourishes as Chelsea rout a miserable Magpies, while Wahbi Khazri builds his reputation as Sunderland see off Manchester United. Here’s the notes from Saturday’s events…

Lukaku Blanks as Inconsistent Toffees Slip

Despite racking up 34 attempts (the most of any team this season) at Goodison Park, Everton suffered a 1-0 reverse to West Brom and only tested their keeper, Ben Foster, on five occasions.

Remarkably, Romelu Lukaku accounted for just three of those 32 efforts, while Ross Barkley missed the target with a staggering nine attempts. Given that the Toffees face a blank next Gameweek, the ownership of both their prime attacking assets looks set to plummet.

At the back, Everton conceded from West Brom’s single accurate shot, reaffirming their status as the side with the worst defensive home record (23 goals conceded). Leighton Baines and Tim Howard both remained rooted to the bench in Saturday’s meeting but could be in line for recalls in time for the promising trip to Aston Villa in Gameweek 28.

Khazri Inspires Precious Black Cats Win

Arresting a four-match winless streak, Sunderland pulled off a convincing 2-1 victory over Manchester United at the Stadium of Light. In the process, the Black Cats tallied a season-high volume of attempts (21), illustrating their improvement in attacking areas since the turn of the year.

Having supplied the ammunition for both of Sunderland’s goals at Anfield last weekend, Wahbi Khazri etched his name onto the scoresheet with a crossed free-kick that evaded any touch. Valued at 6.0 in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL), the Tunisian international represents an alluring route into an attack that’s chalked up 13 goals in their previous seven outings.

Khazri continued to hog set-piece scenarios, providing an array of incisive deliveries including the cross for Lamine Kone’s header that was ultimately classified as a David de Gea own goal. Khazri’s ability from dead-balls is likely to prove significant given Sam Allardyce’s fondness for effective set-pieces. Khazri provided five chances for team-mates from Saturday’s win – only Everton’s Aaron Lennon can match that tally so far in the Gameweek.

Elsewhere, Patrick van Aanholt underlined his Fantasy potential with his third assist of the campaign, coupled with a bonus point. Although the Dutch full-back currently charts joint-top among defenders for goals (five), the fact that Sunderland hold the longest active streak of matches without a clean sheet (12) diminishes his appeal somewhat.

Sunderland’s short-term schedule is mixed with the home fixture with Crystal Palace sandwiched between testing trips to West Ham and Southampton. A decent trio of match-ups lie in wait from Gameweek 30, as Allardyce’s side face up to Everton (depending on Everton’s FA Cup progress) and West Brom at home around a crucial Tyne-Wear derby in Gameweek 31.

United Regress Once Again

Manchester United’s top-four aspirations were dealt a hammer blow as they recorded their second defeat in four match-ups. Anthony Martial held up his end of the bargain, netting for the second time in three starts, while Juan Mata’s assist ended a run of 13 successive blanks.

The Red Devils’ defence remains the most attractive route into their squad, yet Cameron Borthwick-Jackson’s 40,000 new owners were left frustrated as Louis van Gaal’s troops failed to register just their second shut-out in eight road ties.

Looking ahead to their home clash against Arsenal next Gameweek, they’ll have to repel the North Londoners’ bristling attack without the services of Matteo Darmian: the Italian dislocated his shoulder in the first half and will be absent for “several weeks” according to Van Gaal.

Potters Rediscover Scoring Touch

Fresh from three consecutive 3-0 defeats, Stoke City ran out 3-1 victors in a road clash against Bournemouth. In the absence of Marko Arnautovic – who missed out due to illness – Giannelli Imbula, Joselu and Ibrahim Afellay netted for Mark Hughes’ men.

Given that Imbula notched three goals in 66 appearances for Marseille, Joselu lacks the security of starts and Afellay’s managed just one goal and two assists this term, the Fantasy potential on show on Saturday’s scoresheet seems somewhat limited.

At the other end of the pitch, Mark Hughes’ unit suffered further injury setbacks, with Marc Muniesa (hamstring) and Glen Johnson (knock) both leaving the field of play. Nonetheless, Jack Butland’s 23% ownership will draw encouragement from the fact that Ryan Shawcross is on the verge of a return to the fray.

The Stoke skipper is expected to be in contention for the Gameweek 27 meeting with Aston Villa – a fixture which marks the beginning of a very kind run for Hughes’ side which includes four home matches in six (AVL NEW che SOT wat SWA).

Adebayor The Silver Lining for Eagles

Defeat at the hands of Watford means that Crystal Palace are now winless in nine outings; the Eagles defence has gone seven matches without a shut-out.

Emmanuel Adebayor provided the solitary moment of quality from Palace, powering home a headed equaliser just before the break, with Connor Wickham claiming the assist.

Ultimately, Palace have amassed a paltry four goals across the last nine Gameweeks, with Alan Pardew desperate for the return of Yannick Bolasie and Bakary Sako who are reportedly back in contention for Gameweek 27.

Compounding Pardew’s misery, Pape Souare received a straight red for a late reckless tackle on Valon Behrami. He’ll be sidelined for their FA Cup meeting with Tottenham Hotspur and two league ties (wba, sun).

Payet Drives Hammers Recovery

West Ham United struck twice within the space of three minutes to rescue a draw at Carrow Road.

Delighting his 22% ownership, Dimitri Payet – who had produced four straight blanks prior to this head-to-head – scored his second goal in six starts and bagged an assist.

The Frenchman was ranked second in our midfield Watchlist rankings heading into the Gameweek, despite recent form. With three home ties (SUN, TOT, WAT) on the Hammers’ agenda over the next four Gameweeks, Payet looks well placed to re-establish himself as a prime pick in the mid-price bracket.

Elsewhere in the Irons’ camp, Mark Noble completed the comeback with a searing strike from the edge of the box, and Victor Moses recorded an assist in an impressive display from the bench.

Indeed, Slaven Bilic’s options in attacking areas are looking plentiful given that Manuel Lanzini is scheduled to return to training this weekend. The Argentine is set to be back in contention having sat out a half-dozen matches with a groin complaint. His comeback, along with the claims of Moses, will put increasing pressure on Michail Antonio’s starting role in the coming weeks, despite his superb form of late.

Saints Claim Sixth Shut-Out

Shane Long steered Southampton to their fifth win in six outings with a second-half header at Swansea, with James Ward-Prowse providing the assist.

Once again, Ronald Koeman opted for a 5-3-2 set-up, with Graziano Pelle chosen to partner Long in attack, leaving Charlie Austin to settle for an appearance from the bench.

The Saints’ exemplary defensive form continued as they kept out the opposition for the sixth match in a row. Virgil van Dijk (5.5) continued to emerge as the primary asset in the back-line, collecting maximum bonus points, however, Matt Targett’s return to the starting lineup looks to be significant.

Koeman chose to recall the 3.9 asset to the left wing-back role, shifting Ryan Bertrand to the left of his three centre-backs. This saw Yaya Yoshida drop to the bench, despite his goal and encouraging display against West Ham last time out.

Costa Stars as Chelsea Run Riot

Chelsea extended their unbeaten streak to 10 matches by virtue of the 5-1 thrashing of Newcastle United.

Diego Costa rewarded his 34,000 new owners with a goal and assist, boosting his output to five goals and three assists in the last seven starts. Although there’s a chance that Chelsea will face a blank fixture in Gameweek 30 (if they beat Manchester City in the FA Cup next weekend), Costa’s form makes him a clear factor to consider over the next three Gameweeks (sou, nor, STO).

The Blues’ midfield filled their boots against the Magpies’ risible defence, with Pedro notching a brace, Willian recording a goal and assist, Cesc Fabregas earning an assist and Bertrand Traore netting his first Premier League goal.

Excluding Costa, Willian – who’s pitched at 7.0 and carries a potent threat from set pieces – continues to stand out as the prime route into Guus Hiddink’s revitalised attack.

Oscar was absent from Saturday’s squad with a minor calf problem – the Brazilian was no doubt left out of Hiddink’s reckoning with Tuesday’s Champions League meeting with PSG in mind.

Owners of Chelsea’s defenders were left exasperated when the visitors scored a last-gasp equaliser via a fine Andros Townsend strike. Despite the late failing, Cesar Azpilicueta’s 13% ownership enjoyed the Spaniard’s third assist of the season; the right-back is now the cheapest route into the Chelsea rearguard in the absence of the injured Kurt Zouma.

Elsewhere, John Terry was replaced on the 38-minute mark with a muscle strain; he will be assessed today. In the event that Terry is consigned to the sidelines, Baba Rahman could be afforded a rare run of starts. That would introduce a new 5.4 FPL option in the Blues back-line and could also see Branislav Ivanovic revert to centre-back, somewhat dampening his attacking potential.

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  1. Chucky
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Coq In.

    1. Meinhoff
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Best first post ever

    2. Burger
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Well it is valentines after all..

    3. jmcclory123
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Fuchs (ars) in?

    4. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I hope he remember to withdraw early.

    5. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Valentine's day fuchs

    6. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😀

      Never gets old and neither will I.

  2. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    UFPL

    Stick with 6pts or play Alli?

    Ta 🙂

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Have some fun.

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        This

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      if I say stick , you wont , so switch

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      stick

  3. Arteta
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    @gpaulista5 misses #AFCvLCFC with a slight hamstring injury

  4. Jönny
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Arsenal are red
    Leicester are blue
    It's f*cking Valentines day
    I guess there's Match of the Day 2

  5. Zizoulicious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Chat sh!t
    Get banged

    Cmon Leciester!

  6. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Any San(c)hez around?

    1. Burger
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Sanchez bencher here 😎

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        You sir! have lost my respect. I am COMING to EAT you NOW! 👿 😛

        1. Burger
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Haha

    2. Lucky_Z
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Me!

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Nice! 😀

    3. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      🙂

    4. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      0/

      Last minute change from Payet... So fingers crossed

    5. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      O/

    6. Lecky Legs FC
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Right here come on Cappin Sanchez

    7. U-jin King™
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      O/

    8. El Patron
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No, (C)un

  7. Sess!
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    3-1 to the arse

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Arse*

      1. Sess!
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Coq in the Arse

  8. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    At the start of the season, if you told me that Arsenal vs. Leicester in GW26 would be the biggest game of the season, I would have said you were mad.

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I don't think it's the biggest game of the season.

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Up until now maybe?

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I guess it depends who you think Leicester's biggest threat is. For me it's Man City. Definitely a big game though.

          1. Les Bleus
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Ah ok fair enough. I just believe that Arsenal have a pretty much full squad in their starting XI, unlike City last week without Kompany and KDB, which is why I see this game bigger.

      2. chinmusic
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Agreed. It's not as big a game as Man City - Leicester last week

      3. Meinhoff
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        It kind of is.

        1. chinmusic
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          It either is or it isn't. I say it isn't.

          1. Epic Fail
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            This

    2. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I still think Arsenal or city will win it

      Both not played well at all and Spurs Leicester been great with no bad runs .....but Arsenal and city are still right with them

  9. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    How should Pool set up their defence today?

    1. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      defensively

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      As normal

    3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Names ppl, names.

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Never mind, just remembered the team news section.

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          😀

  10. Holy See
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Mert. Oh dear. Unless Arsenal are just going to sit back. Which wouldn't be a bad idea. But won't happen. Or will it? All will be revealed in the next episode of "My morning thoughts". Or will it? Happy Valentine's Day you beautiful people!

    1. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      We have a way to screen the back four, so I'm guessing Arsenal will do that today

  11. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Can Mert cope with Vardys movement and pace?

    1. Meinhoff
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No.

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The Coq shall protect him

      1. chinmusic
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        He's got his Coq out in front of him.

    3. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Nope.

    4. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No , Bellerin will have to get his skates on

  12. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Arsenal nil
    Leicester two

    1. Lawrø
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      2-0

    2. Burger
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Finally someone talking some sense 😎

    3. St. Joseph
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Like it

    4. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Roses are flowers
      Violets are too
      Arsenal are great
      Leicester are poo

    5. Holy See
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Ah sweet simplicity,
      your poetry's truth,
      reminds me of,
      Mahrez to Huth.

  13. Sess!
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Cech nursing a rip injury according to talk sh¡te.

    1. 1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      What is a rip

      1. Sess!
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Killer fart

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Nothing worse than a RIP injury.

    3. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      *nip

    4. Holy See
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      A grave injury then.

  14. JoeJitzu +42
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    If all the 'big' clubs win their FA cup ties, is it possible that the Southampton, Stoke, etc that form part of GW30 will actually be part of a DGW as there aren't enough matches to warrant a GW??!

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      no

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The starting date for GWs are fixed. Can't be changed.

      1. JoeJitzu +42
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        So I think there is 3 min, the other 7 will go into sa DGW?!

          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          At least 3. Others will go into a DGW, yes.

          1. kenzo.
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            At least 4.... Chelsea or City have to play after Liverpool was knocked out by WHU

  15. The Wise Owl
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a knife
    Get in the van

    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Classic.

    2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      A.J is that you?

      1. The Wise Owl
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Nope!

  16. drughi
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    A sneaky bellerin goal/assist would be nice

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      How about a standard goal/assist?

      1. drughi
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        prefer the sneaky version

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      A cheeky one would be even better.

  17. Bolivian Seaman
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    We all know what's going to happen today, Moreno to be highest scorer

    1. The Wise Owl
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I will laugh, so hard.

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      With 1.

    3. Mr. O'Connell
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I reckon he'll actually be the lowest scorer of the day

    4. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Wish I had captained him, be hilarious bragging rights.

    5. Robben Mee Blind
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Moreno nomore (after today). Let's go out with a bang Albert!

  18. BrockLanders
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Liverpool to win
    Villa are blue
    Moreno breaks his duck
    Scout meltdown to ensue..

  19. The Wise Owl
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Welbeck on the bench?! 😮

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Aye.

  20. davies
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Squeaky bum time - see you all at HT.

    C'mon Leicester.

    1. Trae44
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal

  21. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Drinking.

    THE thirsty earth soaks up the rain,
    And drinks and gapes for drink again;
    The plants suck in the earth, and are
    With constant drinking fresh and fair;
    The sea itself (which one would think 5
    Should have but little need of drink)
    Drinks twice ten thousand rivers up,
    So fill'd that they o'erflow the cup.
    The busy Sun (and one would guess
    By 's drunken fiery face no less) 10
    Drinks up the sea, and when he 's done,
    The Moon and Stars drink up the Sun:
    They drink and dance by their own light,
    They drink and revel all the night:
    Nothing in Nature 's sober found, 15
    But an eternal health goes round.
    Fill up the bowl, then, fill it high,
    Fill all the glasses there—for why
    Should every creature drink but I?
    Why, man of morals, tell me why?

      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Get an upvote for the title itself.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😆

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          The Picture of Little T. C. in a
          Prospect of Flowers

          SEE with what simplicity
          This nymph begins her golden days!
          In the green grass she loves to lie,
          And there with her fair aspect tames
          The wilder flowers, and gives them names; 5
          But only with the roses plays,
          And them does tell
          What colour best becomes them, and what smell.

          Who can foretell for what high cause
          This darling of the gods was born? 10
          Yet this is she whose chaster laws
          The wanton Love shall one day fear,
          And, under her command severe,
          See his bow broke and ensigns torn.
          Happy who can 15
          Appease this virtuous enemy of man!

          O then let me in time compound
          And parley with those conquering eyes,
          Ere they have tried their force to wound;
          Ere with their glancing wheels they drive 20
          In triumph over hearts that strive,
          And them that yield but more despise:
          Let me be laid,
          Where I may see the glories from some shade.

          Meantime, whilst every verdant thing 25
          Itself does at thy beauty charm,
          Reform the errors of the Spring;
          Make that the tulips may have share
          Of sweetness, seeing they are fair,
          And roses of their thorns disarm; 30
          But most procure
          That violets may a longer age endure.

          But O, young beauty of the woods,
          Whom Nature courts with fruits and flowers,
          Gather the flowers, but spare the buds; 35
          Lest Flora, angry at thy crime
          To kill her infants in their prime,
          Do quickly make th' example yours;
          And ere we see,
          Nip in the blossom all our hopes and thee.

    1. Holy See
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Man of morals? Methinks you seek elsewhere for such, ne'er seen such types round here 😉

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Hehehe. Funny you should say that ... 😉

  22. AlvaroS
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Are people really expecting Leicester to win?

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yep 😀

      At least I really hope they do!

    2. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      4/1 Leicester win is value

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Some are.

    4. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      They beat Spurs and City away from home so we all been warned, do I expect Sanchez and Arsenal to do the business today

        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        They did not beat Spurs away from home in the league.

        1. Trae44
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Yes they did

        2. Les Bleus
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          They did 1-0

    5. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hope is alive!

    6. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      They should win, but Arsenal will probably. That's what its like to be an arsenal fan - we get glimmers of hope and then it all goes wrong

  23. adidasOriginals
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Arsenal 1 Leicester 2 please

    Bellerin

    Mahrez 2

    Thanks

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Too good to be true. Especially if Sanchez assists Bellerin.

  24. Alittude
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    why did i bench vardy o god mahrez last week vardy this week, shoot me

    1. JoeJitzu +42
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I benched Alli in this afternoon's game 🙁

      1. Alittude
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        yes both were horrible options but couldnt bench anyone else, best of luck sir, it will be a crapshoot

        1. JoeJitzu +42
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I like your team (Team Envy!)

          Good start to the week with loads to play....

          1. Alittude
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            thnks mate just wish i captained payet! goodluck to u for today

  25. JoeJitzu +42
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    A nice 8-8 draw would do the trick

    Vardy 8 (Mahrez 8 assists) Sanchez 8 (Bellerin 8 assists)

    That's not too much to ask is it?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Nah that's fine.

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I will donate my life's savings to Leicester and Arsenal (albeit it isn't a lot), if that happens.

  26. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Your ma is a hooker,
    And she has chlamydia.

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Rhyming FAIL.
      Scanning FAIL. 😉

    2. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      too soon?

    3. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      I once ate chlamydia
      off your ma's shoe

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        "then worms shall try
        That long preserved virginity,
        And your quaint honour turn to dust,
        And into ashes all my lust:"

  27. tangwft
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Big win from Arsenal

    Bellerin ozil and Sanchez

    Yay

  28. El Patron
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Arsenal-Leicester 1-2
    City-Spurs 2-3

  29. Sess!
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Mahrez is great
    For that I will vouch
    But he's sitting on my bench
    So I'm hiding behind the couch!

  30. jp3
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Hi guys/girls! Quick question - Pick-up Khazri in Draft league and drop for:

    A) Yaya
    B) Sadio
    C) Neither

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      B