[sbu_large_image] Preamble
12 March 2016 1511 comments
Mark Mark
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Predictably, the punt on Aleks Kolarov burned me.

I’m now wondering if Manuel Pellegrini will stick another nail in that particular coffin by running the legs off Gael Clichy and leaving Kolarov on the timber at Carrow Road. Of course, it would serve me right.

Jonty and others will rightly point out that, by pinning hopes on an uncertain starter, I’m inviting such disappointment. But then they have to understand the motives behind such a move is an attempt to break the stranglehold held by those who stick to those who stick to the “rules” and the season script so rigidly.

Last week’s Preamble set out my manifesto and the gamble on Kolarov epitomised it. Typically, with Yaya Toure picking up an injury and missing today’s early kick-off, both my Gameweek 29 moves look squandered and complete failures.

The script said go with Ashley Williams and Gylfi Sigurddson and, lo and behold, that would have proved profitable and had me sitting here now with 11 certain Gameweek 30 players and not the potential for just nine. I deviated and paid the price.

So, one week on, my policy is under question already. I’m now forced to turn back to Sigurdsson to replace the stricken Toure and live in hope that both Kolarov and the fading Matt Targett turn up.

Just like the “no Aguero” stance before this, it looks like I have to take a step back and establish a firmer platform before I can contemplate another roll of the dice. I need to shelve my urge to take risks.

There are more exciting options than Sigurdsson open to me – Josh King and Marko Arnautovic have been considered but I’m fearful that, should I wander from the expected path again, I’ll be dealt another cruel setback.

This season seems to dish out regular punishment for risk-takers, a fact that makes Andy G’s season all the more extraordinary.

A guest in this week’s ScoutCast, Andy has been fuelled by Leicester’s remarkable campaign but is a Fantasy manager determined to walk a tightrope, regularly rebuffing expected transfers to plough his own path.

His achievement provides me with some hope that outside-the-box thinking can still reap rewards, but my own remains testament to the fact that it has proved tough to find success when you surrender to a reckless rebellious streak.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Francescoli
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    let's do this Afghanistan!

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      First time someone's said that on a UK based forum.

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        "D

  2. Arctic monkeys
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Here is to Bony scoring ALL the Goals today. Cheers.

  3. Chuba
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Went full benchwanker

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Same. Obligated to

    2. Cilly Bonnolly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Me too. It's a right laugh.

    3. FFFrog
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Love that the word benchwanker is allowed

      1. Cilly Bonnolly
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        So is tits apparently.

        1. Christina.
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 19 days ago

          balls asswell

          1. Piggs Boson
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 19 days ago

            But not ph*rmacist

            1. Cilly Bonnolly
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 19 days ago

              Hahaha. Why is that not allowed?

              1. Piggs Boson
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 19 days ago

                This site is full of drug lords.

                1. Billy Gilmore
                  • 13 Years
                  10 years, 19 days ago

                  Good point, Walter

  4. Cilly Bonnolly
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Need at least two goals from Aguero now.

  5. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    City have more CS than Spurs?!

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      "best defence in the league" my arse. 😀

      1. The Raging Bull
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        strong defence but not clean sheet specialists!

        1. Ziro Becomes One
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 19 days ago

          yeah. but for our purposes in FPL we need a weak defence which can keep CSs more. 😀

          1. The Raging Bull
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 19 days ago

            🙂

      2. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        City for the champions 😀

        1. Ziro Becomes One
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 19 days ago

          *Arsenal is how it is spelt. 😀

          1. Cilly Bonnolly
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 19 days ago

            Think you've spelt Leicester wrong there mate.

      3. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        It's because of the presence of the lord in their side.

  6. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Good luck FFS. May your arrows be green! Hoping for double digit hauls from Vahrez, silvaguero and Allikane.

    1. drughi
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      erikane

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Good luck yourself LR

    3. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Same to you Lateriser.
      Best of luck

    4. Huddersfield
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Erikane *

  7. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    FYI
    Don't try to update "http://fantasy.premierleague.com/updating/"

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      don't click that link. will steal your fpl password

  8. King H
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Benched Butland for Casper. Big mistake ?

    1. FFFrog
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      you'll find out

    2. Arctic monkeys
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      The reasonable choice, but could be a mistake. You neven know.

  9. Diva
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Requested repost:

    OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe
    82% - 41 of Man City's 50 Premier League points this season (82%) have come against teams currently in the bottom half of the table. Bullies

    Premier League ‏@premierleague
    Sergio Aguero's last 14 #BPL appearances...
    27 shots on target
    15 goals

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      but it's Villa 🙂

    2. drughi
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Anything less then 10 points from aguero and I'm dissapointed

  10. Sponge-worthy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Updating...

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Really?

      1. Sponge-worthy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Boohooo

  11. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Got a new colleague at work called Robert Bedford. Great name, not as good as my mate Fred Face though.

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      I knew a bloke called Norman Conquest....

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Brilliant.

      2. DF
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Mustaffa jaffa

      3. Art Vandelay
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Did he live with in Hastings?

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      What about Yi Ha.

      1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        In college i had a junior called lee hung low, and he had a younger brother who came to the same college 3 years later called lee hung dong

    3. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      My neighbour is called John Lennon

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        You sure you are alive, Optimus?

  12. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Silva, Aguero, Arnie, Siggy, Eriksen, Alli, Ayew, Mahrez, Vardy

    Think I've got most of the potential big hitters covered 😎

    1. drughi
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      7 midfielders, lucky you

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        UFPL 😉

    2. Sponge-worthy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      No kane.

    3. Diva
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Butland?

    4. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      And Kane and Butland 🙂

    5. Bobbydhino - ⚒ Saint Slav…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      I love here Silva in the big hitter category

    6. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      No Bony? Pff

    7. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Bony (c) 😎

  13. ebow14
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Just for this week (separate game from fpl) afobe or long?

    1. Bobbydhino - ⚒ Saint Slav…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Long

  14. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Kane (C) 🙂

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      This

    2. Burger
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Well every dog has its day I guess...

  15. Bobbydhino - ⚒ Saint Slav…
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Don't deviate Mark, a scared man never wins!

  16. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Ugh, Stelling just said Norwich have conceded 29 in their last 8 games against City. Regretting the Kane decision.

    1. Stephen - Robot Daniels
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Always those media snippets they come out with you wish they would say them before the deadline.

  17. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    I hate when some team have more chances for goal, but goalkeeper is excellent and some people say ''they should have won''.

    Well, they shouldn't have. Then why there are goalkeepers in football? So much disrespect for them.

    1. Sz21
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      You mean like Arsenal?

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Whoever. I listen to Serbian sports journalist and he says that Liverpool should have beat United even convincingly (but he supports United).

    2. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Good point

  18. Adds04
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    I hav captined Kane but I'm not happy. If I captined aguero I wouldn't be happy either so I flipped a coin and Kane won!

    1. Bobbydhino - ⚒ Saint Slav…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      I flipped a Vardy!

    2. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      If you'd have picked Mahrez you'd have reached Zen master

  19. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Okay for everyone questioning the Kane over Aguero logic, here is my opinion: Spurs have been well rested, Kane is assured 90 minutes, and they're playing the worst team in the league. Whereas City is depleted with some injuries in crucial areas, Aguero will not get 90 (UCL fixture), the better players around him won't get 90 and they're playing a team that is actually pretty decent and gives others a run for their money (we actually struggled against them last time until Sterling came on).

    Sure Aguero is more explosive, but I truly feel Kane is the safe option.

    1. The Raging Bull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      but Kane misses sitters!

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        I'd assume he'll get enough sitters when he's playing Villa to put in a decent fraction of them.

        1. The Raging Bull
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 19 days ago

          possible, though Kun is in red hot form and needs half a chance. Credit to you for going Kane. Hope it works out for you.

          1. ★Kuntheman★
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 19 days ago

            I hope so too. My ML leader went with Aguero as expected, don't know what I want aside from Kane outscoring Aguero. Would like good scores from both though!

    2. Sponge-worthy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Too long, didn't read. Aguero C

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        If you read it you would've seen I advocated for an Aguero triple captaincy 😉

        1. Sponge-worthy
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 19 days ago

          Haha you didn't. Got me to read it.

          1. ★Kuntheman★
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 19 days ago

            🙂

    3. Lecky Legs FC
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Good analysis i went with Kane i'm playing catch up in my ML.

    4. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Aguero is better striker than Kane. End.

      1. jeppee
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Aguero is ten times what Kane is... Tottenham played midweek while City rested for a week so that argument str8 in the trashcan. Goalscoring Odds says it all. Everyone who didn't go Aguero made a mistake period

        1. ★Kuntheman★
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 19 days ago

          I'll talk to you after the GW ends

    5. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      No one is questioning your decision. Four good captaincy options.

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Cheers

    6. Sz21
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Hoping its Eriksen that does the business..
      With City we can be pretty much guaranteed that Aguero will be involved in any goals.

      Same cannot be said for Kane.
      We ll just have to wait n see tho.
      Could go either way.

    7. Gr3g
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      You know Spurs played in EL on Thursday night? 🙂 I went with Kane tho!

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Kane didn't though

      2. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        They rested all of their starters but three I believe

    8. Sepp Blattered
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Your name states otherwise

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Indeed. :/

  20. Top 210 Club
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Kane capainters unite!
    Here's hoping that Norwich play like Sunderland did at home to city and press and limit them to 1 goal =)

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      I'll unite, but I still want a brace from Aguero and a hatty from Kane

  21. Goodricke
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    City's away form over the last 6 games has been quite poor, very few goal, whereas Spurs have been scoring freely away. Kane captained 1 min before deadline. I hope this doesn't turn out to be a moment of idiocy...

  22. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Still updating? What kind of nonsense is this?

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      What do you so badly want to find out, that can't wait a few minutes?

      1. DF
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Such a big list. And the match starts soon.

  23. Ginkapo FPL
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Olsson starts

    GETTIN

    1. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Who?

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Gettin wat?

  24. drughi
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Feeling very confident in my captain choice this week, not to often that happens

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Red arrow incoming then.

      1. drughi
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        not this week

    2. Arctic monkeys
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      The choice being ?

  25. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    FPL broken by all the casuals understaffed teams?

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      It's all this benchwankery that is getting to their servers. Told you not to do it!

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Benchwankery 😀 will never get old....

    2. Stephen - Robot Daniels
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Calculating hits

      1. Stephen - Robot Daniels
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Will take just as long to tally up Agueros haul later

    3. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      yes

    4. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Too busy loling at all the blankers

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        😀

  26. bitm2007
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    Formation stats in yet ?

    I wouldn't be surprised if more teams less than 11 players, than any of the conventional formations.

  27. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    It's been a while since Kun pulled his hammy in the first few minutes of a game...

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Father. Don't.

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        😀

    2. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      🙂

    3. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Oh come on.

    4. Robben Mee Blind
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      How very dare you!!

  28. Captain Remorse
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 19 days ago

    I have 15 players playing today. Just for kicks.

  29. Jay_
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Got Schmeichel Mahrez Vardy Siggy Silva Kane Aguero on Monday, 'av ittttttt

    • Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 19 days ago

      Well, I hope that I set my team up right. Had a bad morning. 🙁

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Sorry to hear that Doos. Is everything okay now?

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 19 days ago

          No. Wife's gone off on one. 🙁

          1. Francescoli
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 19 days ago

            🙁

          2. Piggs Boson
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 19 days ago

            Oh dear, didn't notice a haircut?

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 19 days ago

              No - I am good at that sort of thing. She's been on the computer all morning, OCDC about her finances.

      2. Sleep Talk
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Out of bacon?

      3. In Like Flynn.
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        What's to do chuuk?

      4. Robben Mee Blind
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        You OK Doos?

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 19 days ago

          Yeah. Gonna calm down soon. Sorry.

          1. Robben Mee Blind
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 19 days ago

            No worries, as long as you're well

      5. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        That's awful are you feeling better ?

      6. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Hope everything is better now.

      7. Slam
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Oh no, are you alright now? 🙁

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 19 days ago

          Yep. Lotta toing and fro-ing.

      8. :
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Shart?

      9. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 19 days ago

        Thanks, guys, much appreciated. 🙂