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16 April 2016 1792 comments
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Following months of strategising, Norwich City and Sunderland beckon in a bumper Gameweek 34 at Carrow Road. The Canaries will look to rebound from their defeat at Crystal Palace, while the Black Cats endeavour to register their first victory in seven outings.

Norwich’s attack was underwhelming across their last four starts, ranking in the bottom five for attempts (38), shots inside the box (22), big chances (three) and shots on target (11). Intriguingly, though, only five teams have fashioned more big chances (28) in home fixtures than Alex Neil’s troops, despite the fact they place joint-second-bottom for shots inside the box (100). At the defensive end, the Canaries proved hard to beat over the same period, conceding just three goals and the joint-second-fewest big chances (three).

Although Sunderland ranked fifth for attempts (62) and fourth for shots inside the box (38) over their last quartet of match-ups, they suffered from the third-worst shot-conversion rate (3.2%). That being said, only five sides boast a superior shot-conversion rate (11.6%) on the road, which paints a more positive picture of their attacking prospects in Norfolk. On the flip side, Norwich will be encouraged by the fact that Sunderland chart joint-top for goals conceded in away ties (39).

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Chris Sutton, you biased twâš½t. So boring, so predictable.

    1. Dick_Whitman
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      The difference in opinion between an ex-player and an ex-referee. Webb put him right.

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      😆

    2. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      It's more like:
      http://i.imgur.com/TFysNiE.gif

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 days ago

        😆

  1. Tangerine
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Really hope Sunderland nick 3 points here

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Yeah if they got something to fight for over the next few gameweeks they could be fantasy gold

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 days ago

        Nah. they are crap.

    2. Odikostar
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Same

    3. Man Chest Hair United
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Really hope they concede 3

    4. Nice1Cyrille
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      I think out of the bottom 4, they're showing the best promise

      1. No.rwich are. 😉

  2. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Kleenex at the ready; for those about to cry at the lineups, and those benchwanking.

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      I think i'll need a whole towel instead..
      BB this GW and feeling as tough will throw my chip to the bin.

  3. CABAYE4
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    At 75% top 10k ownership, no Payet could be a killer this GW.

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      ...no payet here.

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 days ago

        You will Pay-for-et.

          1. AlCapwnUK
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 8 days ago

            haha

    2. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      I am one of the 25%...hoping like mad he has a quiet DGW

      1. AlCapwnUK
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 days ago

        hoping for a lot of 1-1 bore draws

        1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 8 days ago

          Ha, yes. Man U and Arsenal cleanies please!

  4. Pacer.
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Rooney has been poor and even when he's been in great form he's always awful for 4 or 5 games after injury. Wouldn't be concerned for anyone who has a player rotated in favour of him. They'll be on the field within 60 minutes.

    1. Kai
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Hope he plays and slows the team down again. I wish for a 0-0 score.

  5. KOLASINA(C)
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    It's getting tense lads...

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Stop playing with it.

      1. ONANISM IS RIFE!!!

  6. nevins84
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    What happened to Martial nailed... I can't take this...

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Would be very ironic, since I got him over Rashford

      1. nevins84
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 days ago

        If he was benched it would be hard to take.. benched v villa is a dagger in the back

  7. La Roja
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Ginger Pirlo on

  8. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Backed Middlesbrough not realising it was the early game.

    Deserved 😕

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      It's always the way

      Top v's Bottom

  9. Sharkytect
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Browsing through my competitors' team, counting their double gameweek players against my 15. Feels good now, but once those lineups come out I know I'll be fuming.

    If sanchez gets dropped i will personally slab wenger

    1. Clumsy Sakho
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Same I TC

    2. Slab? He is fond of a good slab bing ... O

  10. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Barthez
    Neville, Pallister, Vidic, Duxbury
    Poborski, Veron, Butt, Blomquist
    Cantona
    Solsjkær

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Solsjkaer to start?
      GET IN

    2. Fowler23
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Where's Hargreaves ?

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 8 days ago

        Injured, posted a rehab video in YouTube 😉

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      No Beckham :O

    4. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Blomqvist

    5. Marveaux or Kacaniklic
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Lol

  11. AlCapwnUK
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    No show from Lingard today?
    Score 1 for the lie in.
    Having Lukaku (C) and failing to use my TC this week...not so good

    1. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Did Lingard->Lanzini, sooo

      1. AlCapwnUK
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 days ago

        very nice

  12. brownc46
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Gone down 25,000 places overall already (according to FFX) and not a single one of my players has kicked a ball...

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      its a cruel world

  13. samaael
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    How long until lineups ?

  14. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Khazri off at HT. That's him off my radar, then.

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      hmmm, he was a genuine candidate for gw37, between him and Brady (Nor)

    2. BananaNose Maldonado
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Probably because he got a yellow and Sam didn't want to chance going a man down.

  15. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Listening to Rough with the smooth tales is going to be epic once the DGW is over

  16. U-jin King™
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    c'mon Sunderland, you're the least annoying of the relegation fodder.

  17. Ziro Becomes One
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    In case Smalling does not start, who is with me for a DDoS attack on FPL to get free WC next week?

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Yep

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      I'd prefer to do this at FPL's office https://gfycat.com/AnxiousBlissfulAlaskanhusky

  18. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Unless LVG has been given job assurances I'd be surprised is he dropped any important players

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      It is LVG you are talking about

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Home to Villa, could rest entire team and still cruise to a win do

  19. ​
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Triple Captains inside the top 10K

    Sánchez (1081)
    Agüero (503)
    Özil (240)
    Martial (118)
    Bellerín (28)
    De Bruyne (25)
    Iwobi (23)
    Payet (20)
    de Gea (15)
    Rashford (13)
    Coutinho (8)
    Welbeck (7)
    Sturridge (6)
    Firmino (6)
    Smalling (3)
    Origi (3)
    Monreal (2)
    Lukaku (1)
    Kane (1)
    Carroll (1)
    Koscielny (1)
    Rooney (1)*
    Mitrovic (1)

    *Some say there's a thin line between madness and genius and I think Rooney TC is hovering over it.

    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      One of the Sanchez TC guys myself

      1. ​
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 days ago

        Damn top 10Ker *shakes fist* I'm coming for you Bowstring.

    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      %10 with Sanchez!

      Whoah!

    3. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Lol @ Rooney TC

    4. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Lukaku or any Newcastle player is up there on the madness scale.

      1. ​
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 days ago

        At least Mitrovic has two home games and is on pens.*

        *I've really not convinced myself its smart either.

    5. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Sometimes I wonder how these guys are in the top 10k

    6. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      No Wickham?

    7. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      About 2k played so

    • 10 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    10mins to a disaster

    1. ​
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      I'm glad I built my Anderson shelter last week then.

  20. Fowler23
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    United to troll everyone. 2-1 win with a Rooney brace ?

    1. Pacer.
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      If he manages to trap the ball twice i'll be surprised

    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      0-3 Agbonlahor hattie

      1. Kiwivillan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 days ago

        Agbonwhore has been sent to fat camp

    3. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      I hope Villa win 1-0 😉

    4. AlCapwnUK
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      glorious

  21. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Come on Norwich!

  22. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    Any teams out yet?

    1. Fitzy.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Norwich & Sunderland.

    2. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Yes, Norwich and Sunderland.

      1. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 days ago

        As expected.

  23. KOLASINA(C)
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    9 minutes to an absolute nightmare.

    1. Puzzle
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 days ago

      Difficulty breathing.

  24. Slam
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    T- 8 minutes

  25. Bath Alty
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    My ML was close 14 points separate top 3 (OR 80kish) I'm 2nd, I have BB and 14 DGW (will need 1 hit next week to field 11) was worried about Lukaku but then I find my rivals have done this!

    leader wildcarded this week and made 2 (two) subs and still has DDG and Butland as GK for example, 5DGW - shambles!

    3rd has taken a -20 (twenty) to field 15 DGW and BB

    The day has started very well!

  26. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 days ago

    8 minutes until my computer is smashed.