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16 April 2016 2388 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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A breathless Gameweek continues apace with a quartet of mid-afternoon duels. Manchester United’s home encounter against Aston Villa holds particular interest as Fantasy managers attempt to exploit the visitors’ pitiable form.

Across their previous four outings, the Red Devils mustered just two goals while charting bottom for attempts (27), bottom for shots inside the box (14) and second-bottom for shots on target (eight), illustrating the impotence of their attack. Investors in Man United’s rearguard will draw encouragement from the fact that Louis van Gaal’s troops rank top for home clean sheets (10) and are facing a Villains outfit that places second-bottom for away goals (11).

An out-of-form Everton unit welcome Southampton to Goodison Park. The Toffees ranked third-bottom for attempts (36) over their last four matches, scoring a solitary goal at the second-worst shot-conversion rate (2.8%). Saints will certainly fancy their chances of breaching Everton’s back line, given that Roberto Martinez’s troops place second for goals conceded (28) and bottom for clean sheets (two) in home clashes.

Newcastle strive for their first win in eight outings when Swansea City roll up at St James’ Park. The Magpies rank third for shot-conversion rate (12.1%) in home ties, yet only West Bromwich Albion have amassed fewer attempts (176 compared to 182) on their own turf. As for the Swans, they place joint-bottom for clean sheets in away match-ups (one), which bodes well for Newcastle’s attacking potential.

West Brom and Watford lock horns at The Hawthorns. The Baggies are in desperate need of an attacking spark, given that they chalked up two goals, the second-fewest attempts (35) and third-fewest shots inside the box (19) across their last four fixtures. With just two goals in six outings, the Hornets are also flattering to deceive in the final third, pointing towards an attritional affair in the West Midlands.

  1. Prøphet
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    All i will say is that i started drinking. heavily.

  2. Annie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    good luck all

  3. faux_C
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    DGW looking more and more Quixotic with each passing moment 😥

    1. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Nice Q word!

    2. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      🙁

  4. Ziro Becomes One
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    LvG standing upon the ruins of FFS

  5. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    This mug in the picture.

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    IS that LVG asking himself WTF is this line-up?

    1. Yankee
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Cheers balders ...first laugh of the day. Love the humour on here.

  6. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    please change that picture of lvg, i can't stand looking at him

    1. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      LVG: 😎

    2. Captain Vantastic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      You don't have to

    3. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      😆 I think they put it on purpose

    4. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      And you see it every time you refresh. Did it twice and already annoyed.

    5. Cristi@no R7
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      where?

  7. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    What a disastrous season.

  8. Henryyy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Do you think lukaku will play at all today?

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      I don't think they'll risk him

    2. SUAREZ_MESSI_COUTINHO
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Yes.

    3. ralfb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      No, and not sure if he plays midweek or being rested for semi. Everon dont have anything to play for in league

      1. VS10_
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        He made the bench today, he'll start midweek.

  9. northernmuppet
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    don't feel so bad for dropping luk and lennon now - shame I brought in martial and TMF into the team though!

    1. ngoging
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      I did same

  10. FudgyBadger
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    I said about 100 times Lingard won't play, knew it 🙂

  11. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Oh God, this picture

  12. Tim Canterbury
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Perfect start Lukaku Barkley Mitrovic benched Lennon not in the squad. All that planning...

  13. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Already benched: Lukaku and Mitrovic

    Risks: Gabriel, De Bruyne, Sakho, Firmino

    1. ralfb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Why is kdb at risk? They will play him, no need for a rest

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Well Tuesday, Saturday, Wednesday.

        I'm not convinced

    1. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Ban

    2. ☆Khaz
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      You sadist.

  14. Giovanni Giorgio
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Just got home. NO MARTIAL WTF LVG WHY ARE U DESTROYING MY LIFE SO MUCH

  15. Ryan Naysmith
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    oops

  16. Hurricane Gilbert
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    A truly DGW Hiroshima today. Just wait until Nagasaki happens tomorrow with Pool and then later on in the week we will have Tjernobyl e tc...

  17. Fandogh
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Lukaku,lennon,Darmian,Martial are all out.
    What a shame

  18. Meinhoff
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Come on Rashford go get your first hattrick my son

  19. Koflok
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    0 from 0 so far.

    Doing well?

  20. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    ARRGGHHHHHHHHHHGGGHGHHHHGSKKS

  21. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Great choice of picture, rub it in.

  22. Zombie
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    FFS folks are having fun, ain't they? Putting that LvG picture in the banner and all...

  23. Baines on Toast...
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Loaned Rooney in in UFPL. Backed out of captaining him at the last minute, but still this could be huge.

  24. GreenWindmill
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Just realised what's coming next week - extreme autosub action

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      haha true!

  25. dub75670
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    so that fosu-mensah punt was worth it...

    1. Cristi@no R7
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Oh yeah.

    2. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Allowed me to go Lingard->Lanzini

      no regrets

  26. dub75670
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    LVG a bigger troll than trollkaku?

  27. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Am I seeing tings. No martial or lukaku? Anyone else out??

    1. MagicMessi
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Fosu-Mensah , Barkley ,Mitrovich

    2. Cristi@no R7
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Mitrovic, TFM

  28. Tim Canterbury
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    We'll be lucky to get a ton this week. That should have been an absolute minimum