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16 April 2016 2388 comments
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A breathless Gameweek continues apace with a quartet of mid-afternoon duels. Manchester United’s home encounter against Aston Villa holds particular interest as Fantasy managers attempt to exploit the visitors’ pitiable form.

Across their previous four outings, the Red Devils mustered just two goals while charting bottom for attempts (27), bottom for shots inside the box (14) and second-bottom for shots on target (eight), illustrating the impotence of their attack. Investors in Man United’s rearguard will draw encouragement from the fact that Louis van Gaal’s troops rank top for home clean sheets (10) and are facing a Villains outfit that places second-bottom for away goals (11).

An out-of-form Everton unit welcome Southampton to Goodison Park. The Toffees ranked third-bottom for attempts (36) over their last four matches, scoring a solitary goal at the second-worst shot-conversion rate (2.8%). Saints will certainly fancy their chances of breaching Everton’s back line, given that Roberto Martinez’s troops place second for goals conceded (28) and bottom for clean sheets (two) in home clashes.

Newcastle strive for their first win in eight outings when Swansea City roll up at St James’ Park. The Magpies rank third for shot-conversion rate (12.1%) in home ties, yet only West Bromwich Albion have amassed fewer attempts (176 compared to 182) on their own turf. As for the Swans, they place joint-bottom for clean sheets in away match-ups (one), which bodes well for Newcastle’s attacking potential.

West Brom and Watford lock horns at The Hawthorns. The Baggies are in desperate need of an attacking spark, given that they chalked up two goals, the second-fewest attempts (35) and third-fewest shots inside the box (19) across their last four fixtures. With just two goals in six outings, the Hornets are also flattering to deceive in the final third, pointing towards an attritional affair in the West Midlands.

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  1. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Corner bonanza at OT

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Smalling Goal Imminent

    2. GinjaWhinja
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Smalling will never score again.

  2. *sigh*
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Quarter past 3 with potentially 30 players and ive just looked at my team and burst out laughing..... 1 point from 1 player

  3. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Swansea look all over the place.

  4. NobleBlackman
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Only consolation is thank god I didn't TC Martial like i was thinking of doing

    1. Cilly Bonnolly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Couple of lads in my minileague did. He could still do damage. He'll be on today at some point.

      1. NobleBlackman
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Hopefully, not an ideal start tho :-/

  5. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Commentator keeps saying mispronouncing Rojo as "Rocko"

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      https://youtu.be/c5QM5xuIVpI

  6. Zombie
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Manchester United ‏@ManUtd 2m2 minutes ago
    13' - Still 0-0 at Old Trafford, but great to see @WayneRooney back in the #mufc starting XI!

    Great to see Rooney back in the MUFC starting XI? - That makes at least one of us

    1. De_Roiste
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Agreed..

  7. Djemba-Djemba
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Great, had Fosu-Mensah, Martial and Mitrovic all in my starting line-up! Wilcard well played I see...

  8. Richd
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    All I have playing at the moment in Darlow LOL

  9. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Just DDG here

    Yup, fun.

    1. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      DDG and Smalling here ... Corners the only thing I can wish for. Not a shortage of them though 🙂

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      DDG + Darlow here, take that

    3. Yellin' in my Ear
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      DDG, Robles here,
      Kept the faith with Kaku and Darmian though *sigh*

  10. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Keep knocking!

    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      That's rude of you. Open the door please!

  11. Jay_
    10 years, 3 months ago

    This is my ML leader, he don't give a toss for dgws, he's going to outscore me and my '15' doublers. Can see it already.

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/486434/event-history/34/

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Sums up this season

    2. Mo Mané Mo Problems
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah...that's so unfair!

      Who do we complain to?

    3. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      He has 4 DGW players on the bench!!

      1. ARKANOIIDE
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Genious lad.

    4. Yellin' in my Ear
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      That's brilliant, perfectly sums up this season!

    5. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Even managed to bench Hart for the DGW

    6. Penang Sandman
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      that bench

  12. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    I'll keep persisting!

    Positive thoughts help! 5 corners already!

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Is Blind taking them?

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Where's that psychic octopus when you need him?

    3. Puzzle
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Not if you dont have Smalling. Please continue the negativity.

  13. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Is Smalling at least going up on the corners?

    1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      As a Smalling owner during the DGW---I'm here for the CS

    2. Smarty Pants
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Mata close

  14. Rolls-Royce
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Smalling has to score today. He just has to!!!

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Just be happy he's playing

    2. Fowler23
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      OG incoming

      1. Zombie
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        That will be perfect

    3. Albrightondknight
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      History says no except for last year. Got him for CS and baps will do for me.

  15. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    RIP to the guy in my league who Triple captained Martial 😀

  16. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    11 minutes left for Valencia to get injured. C'mon.

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Same for Rooney

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Plenty of time for that, clean sheet doesnt matter

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Same for Mata/Rooney/Rashford/Depay

    3. Eden Azzzar
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Shouldn't wish an injury on anyone that's quite disrespectful in my books

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Meh

        1. Eden Azzzar
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Bad boy attitude ffs ballotelli here haha 🙂

    4. Dutchboy
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Darmian would come in for him because LVG.

  17. Eden Azzzar
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Who is this Traore lad for villa?

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      ex Barca winger

      1. Eden Azzzar
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Ahh yes remember now adama Traore I think it is

  18. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Not sure why I'm watching United in the first half. They don't score until the second half.

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Until Martial comes on*

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      The other games are just as boring

  19. Ziro Becomes One
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Hope Rashford has a shocker and is replaced by Martial at halftime

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      You mispelled Ashley Young..
      Martian is not from this planet

  20. Zombie
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Rashford is the new Ronaldo!

  21. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Corner!

  22. Tangerine
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Just glad BB brings 3 super reliable Leicester players off the bench!

  23. 420king
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    "Martial is nailed" ...you guys are fracking useless

  24. JÆKS ⭐
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    The fact that the autoplay on youtube just played 'Freed from desire' makes it even more sad that Mitrovic is sitting on the bench......

  25. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Would have been a sitter for Smalling if Rojo didn't touch that...

  26. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    If Rojo would have let that go it was a SMALLING GOAL!

    SO MUCH EXCITE!

    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Calm down doge!

  27. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Villa Actually got out of their own half 😯

  28. Ryan Naysmith
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Corner !@@

  29. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Time to get Romelu on.

  30. La Roja
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Blimey hail storm at OT

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Let's hope Valencia gets knocked out by one

      1. La Roja
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        😀

      2. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Lol

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Jesus BB'ed with Martial and TFM