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16 April 2016 2388 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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A breathless Gameweek continues apace with a quartet of mid-afternoon duels. Manchester United’s home encounter against Aston Villa holds particular interest as Fantasy managers attempt to exploit the visitors’ pitiable form.

Across their previous four outings, the Red Devils mustered just two goals while charting bottom for attempts (27), bottom for shots inside the box (14) and second-bottom for shots on target (eight), illustrating the impotence of their attack. Investors in Man United’s rearguard will draw encouragement from the fact that Louis van Gaal’s troops rank top for home clean sheets (10) and are facing a Villains outfit that places second-bottom for away goals (11).

An out-of-form Everton unit welcome Southampton to Goodison Park. The Toffees ranked third-bottom for attempts (36) over their last four matches, scoring a solitary goal at the second-worst shot-conversion rate (2.8%). Saints will certainly fancy their chances of breaching Everton’s back line, given that Roberto Martinez’s troops place second for goals conceded (28) and bottom for clean sheets (two) in home clashes.

Newcastle strive for their first win in eight outings when Swansea City roll up at St James’ Park. The Magpies rank third for shot-conversion rate (12.1%) in home ties, yet only West Bromwich Albion have amassed fewer attempts (176 compared to 182) on their own turf. As for the Swans, they place joint-bottom for clean sheets in away match-ups (one), which bodes well for Newcastle’s attacking potential.

West Brom and Watford lock horns at The Hawthorns. The Baggies are in desperate need of an attacking spark, given that they chalked up two goals, the second-fewest attempts (35) and third-fewest shots inside the box (19) across their last four fixtures. With just two goals in six outings, the Hornets are also flattering to deceive in the final third, pointing towards an attritional affair in the West Midlands.

  1. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Corner bonanza at OT

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Smalling Goal Imminent

    2. GinjaWhinja
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Smalling will never score again.

  2. *sigh*
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Quarter past 3 with potentially 30 players and ive just looked at my team and burst out laughing..... 1 point from 1 player

  3. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Swansea look all over the place.

  4. NobleBlackman
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Only consolation is thank god I didn't TC Martial like i was thinking of doing

    1. Cilly Bonnolly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Couple of lads in my minileague did. He could still do damage. He'll be on today at some point.

      1. NobleBlackman
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Hopefully, not an ideal start tho :-/

  5. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Commentator keeps saying mispronouncing Rojo as "Rocko"

  6. Zombie
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Manchester United ‏@ManUtd 2m2 minutes ago
    13' - Still 0-0 at Old Trafford, but great to see @WayneRooney back in the #mufc starting XI!

    Great to see Rooney back in the MUFC starting XI? - That makes at least one of us

    1. De_Roiste
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Agreed..

  7. Djemba-Djemba
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Great, had Fosu-Mensah, Martial and Mitrovic all in my starting line-up! Wilcard well played I see...

  8. Richd
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    All I have playing at the moment in Darlow LOL

  9. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Just DDG here

    Yup, fun.

    1. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      DDG and Smalling here ... Corners the only thing I can wish for. Not a shortage of them though 🙂

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      DDG + Darlow here, take that

    3. Yellin' in my Ear
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      DDG, Robles here,
      Kept the faith with Kaku and Darmian though *sigh*

  10. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 days ago

    Keep knocking!

    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      That's rude of you. Open the door please!

  11. Jay_
      10 years, 2 days ago

      This is my ML leader, he don't give a toss for dgws, he's going to outscore me and my '15' doublers. Can see it already.

      http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/486434/event-history/34/

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Sums up this season

      2. Mo Mané Mo Problems
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Yeah...that's so unfair!

        Who do we complain to?

      3. Old Man
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        He has 4 DGW players on the bench!!

        1. ARKANOIIDE
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 days ago

          Genious lad.

      4. Yellin' in my Ear
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        That's brilliant, perfectly sums up this season!

      5. Revival
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Even managed to bench Hart for the DGW

      6. Penang Sandman
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        that bench

    • Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      I'll keep persisting!

      Positive thoughts help! 5 corners already!

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Is Blind taking them?

      2. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Where's that psychic octopus when you need him?

      3. Puzzle
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Not if you dont have Smalling. Please continue the negativity.

    • Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Is Smalling at least going up on the corners?

      1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        As a Smalling owner during the DGW---I'm here for the CS

      2. Smarty Pants
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Mata close

    • Rolls-Royce
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Smalling has to score today. He just has to!!!

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Just be happy he's playing

      2. Fowler23
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        OG incoming

        1. Zombie
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 days ago

          That will be perfect

      3. Albrightondknight
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        History says no except for last year. Got him for CS and baps will do for me.

    • Fergietime
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      RIP to the guy in my league who Triple captained Martial 😀

    • Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      11 minutes left for Valencia to get injured. C'mon.

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Same for Rooney

        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 2 days ago

          Plenty of time for that, clean sheet doesnt matter

      2. Jazz!
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Same for Mata/Rooney/Rashford/Depay

      3. Eden Azzzar
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Shouldn't wish an injury on anyone that's quite disrespectful in my books

        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 2 days ago

          Meh

          1. Eden Azzzar
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 2 days ago

            Bad boy attitude ffs ballotelli here haha 🙂

      4. Dutchboy
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Darmian would come in for him because LVG.

    • Eden Azzzar
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Who is this Traore lad for villa?

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        ex Barca winger

        1. Eden Azzzar
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 days ago

          Ahh yes remember now adama Traore I think it is

    • Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Not sure why I'm watching United in the first half. They don't score until the second half.

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Until Martial comes on*

      2. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        The other games are just as boring

    • Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Hope Rashford has a shocker and is replaced by Martial at halftime

      1. El-Kloppico
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        You mispelled Ashley Young..
        Martian is not from this planet

    • Zombie
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Rashford is the new Ronaldo!

    • Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Corner!

    • Tangerine
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Just glad BB brings 3 super reliable Leicester players off the bench!

    • 420king
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      "Martial is nailed" ...you guys are fracking useless

    • JÆKS ⭐
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      The fact that the autoplay on youtube just played 'Freed from desire' makes it even more sad that Mitrovic is sitting on the bench......

    • VS10_
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Would have been a sitter for Smalling if Rojo didn't touch that...

    • Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      If Rojo would have let that go it was a SMALLING GOAL!

      SO MUCH EXCITE!

      1. Zombie
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Calm down doge!

    • Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Villa Actually got out of their own half 😯

    • Ryan Naysmith
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Corner !@@

    • Somalion
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Time to get Romelu on.

    • La Roja
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 days ago

      Blimey hail storm at OT

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Let's hope Valencia gets knocked out by one

        1. La Roja
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 2 days ago

          😀

        2. Ziro Becomes One
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 2 days ago

          Lol

      2. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 days ago

        Jesus BB'ed with Martial and TFM