Dugout Discussion
20 April 2016 3056 comments
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The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

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  1. Bøwstring The Carp
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    Hopefully it's not a broken ankle

    Looked nasty

  2. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Euros gone?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Confirmed 😐

  3. cantcatchabreak
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    no way darmian scores.....

  4. Team Cruel
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    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    GOAL DARMIAN

  5. FudgyBadger
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    YES STURIDGE!!!!!!! MY CAPPYYY

    1. XABI 15
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      why are you celebrating a serious injury?

  6. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Looks a bad one

  7. Namtab Nomolos
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    Klopp doing a great Home Alone face there

  8. VS10_
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    Hopefully Origi is not too badly injured, but if he is that makes Sturridge a rotation nightmare too.

  9. Evs
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    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Is Martial even playing?!

    Cmon Tony, let's have a goal !!!

  10. Bouncebackability
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    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I hope Origi is alright. He's just started to get confidence and looks a player.

  11. FudgyBadger
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    martial assist?

  12. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Darmian wtf

  13. Sponge-worthy
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    What the f does this a-hole think?
    Ban him for life!

  14. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Mori showing no remorse clutching the Everton badge as he leaves the pitch

  15. Wirtzle Gummidge
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    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I own Delaney and Mori

    I own Sakho and Origi

    So many emotions.

  16. KingNidge
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    9 years, 10 months ago

    Darmiannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Unbelievable really...

      Goal, Asst, Cleanie ?

  17. Red Star Toro
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Darmian 20 pointer lol

  18. Hybrid.power
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    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    120 points. Need more!

  19. Az
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    • 16 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I sold Darmian for TFM for a hit 😛

    1. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Ouch!!

    2. ARKANOIIDE
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Same here.....

    3. cantcatchabreak
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      yep

    4. Norb
      • 12 Years
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      /o

    5. Runaway
      • 14 Years
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      +1 🙁

  20. For Fuchs Sake
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    Darmian!!! TROLLLL KING!!!

  21. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
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    Full time already blown at Old Trafford?

  22. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
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    No assist I think

  23. Sif
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    WFT?
    Took him out for a hit. FML!!!

    1. Az
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      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Haha same buddy. Cruel game sometimes

      1. Sif
        • 12 Years
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        Couldn't make it up.

  24. Les Bleus
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    Omg I have Darmian

    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Well done !

    2. Slartibartfast
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      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      noice

  25. Give The Todd Some Love
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    Damian is the troll of the season

  26. Jimmers
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    Darmian - took him out for a hit! LOL

  27. uberpwnage_23
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    Expect Martinez to come out and defend Mori saying 'hes not a malicious player' etc etc

    1. Bubz
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      9 years, 10 months ago

      Can't stand Martinez's polished pre and post matched interviews

    2. @persecuted_by_mods
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Have you ever heard a manager say anything else about their own player?

    3. FudgyBadger
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      sturridge will get me 150 points!! 😀 2 goals please danny boy

    4. Pedram
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Lucky Darmian owners

    5. Hybrid.power
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      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Why can't real people score!!