Dugout Discussion
20 April 2016 3056 comments
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The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

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  1. Richd
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Clyne and Lovren. HOLD.

    1. Pedram
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Don't jinx it

  2. Rains of Castamere
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone with Darmian and Sakho?!

    1. fatherted
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Yep!!!

    2. Barcelinda
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Me

    3. La Roja
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Yeah

  3. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Squawka Football ‏@Squawka 2m2 minutes ago
    Ramiro Funes Mori has committed 7 fouls in the Premier League this season, 5 of which have resulted in cards.

  4. ADucksBehind
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    . Couldnt win a coin flip this season. Did Darmian > Fosu Mensah

  5. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Really need United to concede

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      They already have. 3-1

      1. Hybrid.power
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        You know what I meannnnn

        1. RÏɠBY
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          nope
          leeds sheffield.. ?

  6. pundit of punts
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Assist for Darmian goal?

    1. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      None, corner cleared.

      1. pundit of punts
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers.

  7. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Have owned Darmian twice and he never got me anything 🙁

    1. WALOR
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      He was gold for me in Europa League fantasy last year, dud for me in FPL

  8. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I thought Martial was supposed to be the new Henry

    1. Sif
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Henry Hoover.
      He sucks.

      1. Costa's Counsellor
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Like.

    2. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Even Henry could play in this United team and be ineffective!

  9. talarfon
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Well this is a leaving gift from Darmian! I'd already transferred him out before this game....

  10. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Barkley 1 pointer

  11. Tossed
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    C'mon palace!

  12. La Roja
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Barkley off!

  13. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Martial isn't wearing Darmian's jersey by any chance? 🙁

    1. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      LOL

    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Unfortunately not... 😥

  14. Gaffa914
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I hate funes mori

  15. Ninja Škrtel
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    110pts with bps and Sanchez TC left.

    1. Screwtape
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      thats nice dear

  16. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Coutinho poor pass. Again.

  17. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Nearly darmian assist

  18. LewanGOALski
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    could Lanzini score, please?
    could Coutinho score, please?

    1. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Right? Could everyone's players on here, cos we love each other soooooo much, score?!?!

      1. Whazza
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Speak for yourself, I hate you all 🙂

  19. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    This Coutinho blank is gonna be hard to watch

  20. SweeSwee
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    LVG can be blamed for most of my fails this season.

  21. Obi Wan Elokobi
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Proves that cost of the player means nothing. Went Cout over Firm, Lovren over Sakho, Cresswell over Darmian, Otamendi over Mangala.

  22. Gaz Downright
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Lennon and Delaney working on some epic DGW hauls

  23. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Martinez has just got himself sacked with that sub

  24. Shifty
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    No luck with defender goals ever

  25. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    For gods sake payet come on

  26. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    DO SOMETHING MARTIAL

  27. Jay_
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Robles save 5

    • Fiona B
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      I don't get it, why take barkley off? He has been their best player?

      Why not mirallis?

    • Crouching Tiger
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      LINGARD OH WHYYYY...

    • Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Anyone have Sakho & Darmian ?