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20 April 2016 3056 comments
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The penultimate day of Gameweek 34 brings three more fixtures our way this Wednesday evening. First up, West Ham and Watford start proceedings at Upton Park, with the Hammers looking to extend a 14-match unbeaten league run on front of their own supporters.

Both sides have been particularly porous in recent matches and managed just one clean sheet between them over their respective last four, which should boost their prospects of attacking returns. The pair sit in the bottom two for big chances conceded during that period, with the Hornets allowing the opposition 13 to West Ham’s ten. At the other end of the pitch, Slaven Bilic’s have been far more impressive, scoring nine times to their visitors’ three. Indeed, the Hammers have chalked up almost double the number of shots inside the box (41 to 22) than Quique Sanchez Flores side ahead of the 7.45pm kick-off.

Liverpool and Everton go head-to-head at Anfield in Jurgen Klopp’s first Merseyside derby since taking the reins. Again, both defences have failed to impress in recent weeks and have served up a combined one clean sheet in their last four league matches. Furthermore, Klopp’s charges will be buoyed by the fact that the Toffees have allowed more shots inside the box (45) than any side. The hosts have outscored their rivals by nine goals to two in the last four and their superior attacking form is backed up by the underlying numbers – Liverpool lead the Toffees by some distance for shots (65 to 43) and efforts in the opposition box (37 to 26) and have netted 13.8% of their recent opportunities. Roberto Martinez’ men have scored just 4.7% of their attempts on goal of late – only Villa and West Brom are worse off.

United welcome Palace to Old Trafford in the second of the 8pm kick-offs. The Red Devils have conceded just seven goals in front of their own fans all season and are seeking a twelfth clean sheet at home, though neither side have caught the eye defensively in recent outings – the duo both sit in the bottom six for shots conceded inside the box, with United at the basement with West Ham on 40 apiece. In terms of attacking threat, their visitors have been far more impressive. Alan Pardew’s side better United for shots (64 to 33) and efforts inside the box (42 to 20) by a considerable margin over the last four league outings, suggesting they could build upon Sunday’s 1-1 stalemate at the Emirates.

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  1. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Carrolls ownership isn't significant right?

    1. Nice1Cyrille
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It is when you own him

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Haha no way. This place just makes it seem so

  2. BrockLanders
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Of course my ML leader who TC'd Aguero has Payet. Of course he does..

    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You should copy him, he sounds very good.

  3. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Think Lukaku got a touch on that

  4. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    To think if Martinez had never said anything about Lukaku being tired I wouldn't own Carroll 😀

    Cheers Roberto!

  5. Hobolicious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lanzini, woah.

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      ?

      1. Hobolicious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Just immense control of the ball on that kid.

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Oh I see. My psychic abilities were hazy 🙁

          1. Bubz
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            420

            1. Epic Fail
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              😎

    2. Typo
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      you tit

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        *blue tit

  6. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Could do with you doing something tonight Coutinho. God knows you've had enough bloody rest so you should.

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The whole Liverpool lineup should be on fire really.

    2. cantcatchabreak
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      preach

  7. cantcatchabreak
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    wow payet looks hungry im scared now that i don't have him

  8. Slam
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Ok, that's good. 7/8 of my players start 😀

  9. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Carroll might be working his way into my WC draft...

  10. moment
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Alli's points staying on my bench then...

  11. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Robert Madley reffing the Merseyside derby

    Penalties all round 😀 MILNERRRRRR

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      YESSS!!!

    2. Boydinho
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      would love that

    3. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Lukakaaaaa 😉

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        This as well

  12. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Payet very involved so far.

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He always is

  13. uberpwnage_23
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Payet could have had like 4 or 5 assists in the game v Leicester as well. West Ham's finishing can be shocking. He deserves better

  14. BLANKET DEFENCE
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    lukaku to carroll for this gw is so far my best transfer of the season

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Unless Lukaka get a hat-trick here

      1. Tommytour
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Kept faith Evs?

      2. BLANKET DEFENCE
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        thats why i said 'so far'. the troll could strike

  15. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    The West ham game could be a massacre

    1. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I fear that

  16. Jet5605
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Is Payet looking like TC material in 37?

    1. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Go Carroll!

    2. Ally - Killie Til I Die
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Playing well so far yep

    3. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The big guy who gets hattricks against top 4 teams may be a better bet.

      1. Bazzalona
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        unless he gets injured 10 mins into the first game.
        for me, assists, goals, bonuses, even clean sheets all add up to payet

  17. Dead Cat Bounce
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Pelle, Defoe or Carroll. GW35 (and on...?)
    Pelle versus AVL is quite interesting particularly for one week punt. Defoe and Carroll seem to be both highly motivated which is helpful at this stage of the season

  18. Tommytour
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Come on Rashford!

  19. JabbaWookiee
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    How do I get a pic on my profile?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      gravatar.com

      1. JabbaWookiee
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Nice. Cheers

    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      GW score over 100pts, it automatically updates with a pic

    3. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It's really hard. I wouldn't bother unless you have something really good in mind.

    4. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Gravatar.com

  20. denial
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Payet moves me to 101. Ta.

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Ditto

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Same here 😀

  21. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    So we all want a Lukaku blank yeah?

    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Nope

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Everton*

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Haha yes!

    3. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Red card and 3 match ban preferably to stop me ever buying him again

    4. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah

    5. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah. I think the boards have more enjoyment from complaining about Lukaku than enjoying his returns. Personally, will sell him no matter what, and I want to see him score.

  22. Drop Dead Tsimikas
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Welp, at least the three blanks got filled in for me.

  23. Mickey Tyrion™
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Carroll in for GW37?

  24. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    101 🙂

    1. Miro
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      103 🙂 yay

  25. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I'd love to see Brighton come up, for a change

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Up 1k already on that Payet assist. Lovely stuff.

  26. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Everton starting well

  27. cantcatchabreak
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    DELANEY OG

    1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Eh?

    2. Yank Revolution
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Disaster

  28. La Roja
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Everton looking good

  29. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Yes!!! Proud Payet and Carroll owner here. Finally some luck.