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18 July 2016 1597 comments
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Last week, Tottenham confirmed the signing of AZ Alkmaar striker Vincent Janssen for a reported fee of £17m. The Dutch international is the club’s second summer signing following the arrival of midfielder Victor Wanyama from Southampton last month.

Having penned a four-year contract at White Hart Lane, the 22-year-old is optimistic of quickly securing a spot in Mauricio Pochettino’s first-team plans.

“Harry Kane? People can say what they want but I’m not afraid of anybody…He is a great striker but we will see how it goes. We can complement each other, I think I can learn a lot from him. I hope to play a lot, to score a lot of goals and to win prizes. I have a great chance to develop myself here. I can train with a young, talented group with very good staff and I’m ready to develop myself. I can grow with this group, it’s a very talented group and next season we’re in the Champions League as well, so that’s very nice.”

The History

Born in Heesch, Netherlands, Janssen started out his youth career at SV TOP and FC Oss before moving to NEC Nijmegen at the age of 12. The forward then signed up with Dutch giants Feyenoord in 2009 and spent four years at the club’s academy, playing a part in the U19s national title-winning side in 2013.

Janssen was subsequently released at the end of the 2012/13 campaign, though, and moved to Eerste Divisie side Almere City. In two seasons for the club, Janssen made 74 appearances in all competitions, scoring 32 goals and registering 12 assists, before being acquired by AZ last summer.

The five foot 11 frontman started slowly as he stepped up to the Eredivisie, failing to score in his first 367 minutes of league action, but enjoyed a sensational second half of the campaign, ending with 32 goals and seven assists from 49 appearances in all competitions.

Janssen represented his country at all youth levels from Under 15 upwards and most notably at Under 21 level, scoring eight goals in 10 matches. Handed a senior debut against France in March, he went on to bag a goal and assist in a 2-1 win against England four days later – so far, Janssen has three goals in five appearances in his fledgling international career.

The Prospects

While Tottenham enjoyed a hugely successful season last term, the one glaring weakness in their squad was a lack of cover for Harry Kane. Pochettino has wasted little time in addressing that issue, and speaking about his latest addition, believes Janssen has both the physical and mental characteristics to make an impact in the Premier League:

“Vincent is still very young and his potential is massive to develop. He has a profile that fits perfectly for us. He has quality in the box and he’s a striker that likes to fight and work for the team. That is perfect for us. We are very happy and excited that he has joined us. His human profile is perfect for the team, we always care about that. In general, he’s a player that fits the team.”

Pochettino is a firm believer in the 4-2-3-1 formation, so initially at least, it would be somewhat surprising if Janssen forces his way into the Argentine’s first-choice starting XI. The Dutch international scored all of his goals last season from inside the box, highlighting the fact he’s very much a traditional “number 9,” with predatory instincts that are particularly impressive for such a young player.

Last season, Janssen averaged a shot every 18.1 minutes, which was a better rate than any forward in the Premier League last term and superior to Kane’s 22.1 minutes. While predominantly left footed, Janssen is a composed finisher with either foot, and has clever movement in the box. Although he’s not blessed with searing pace, the former AZ front man has a good awareness, and is capable of holding off defenders with his strength.

Kane’s packed schedule over the last 18 months is also a factor. The only forward to start all 38 league matches last season, the England international – who has been named in the first XI in 56 successive top-flight matches – has also spent his last two summers representing England in the 2015 UEFA European Under 21 Championship and at Euro 2016.

Indeed, although Kane ultimately ended the previous Premier League campaign as top scorer with 25 goals, he struggled at the start of the season and scored just once in the opening nine Gameweeks, suggesting he suffered some fatigue from his international exertions. Initially then, we may see Pochettino using Janssen to help ease the burden, perhaps as a substitute late in matches to help the Dutchman settle into life in the Premier League.

There has often been a suggestion that Kane could drop back into a slightly deeper role given his strong ability to link the play, though, so should Janssen find his feet quickly, it’s something that can’t be fully ruled out. That would, of course, dent Dele Alli’s Fantasy prospects, with the former MK Dons player perhaps having to operate in a slightly deeper midfield spot if Kane moved into the support role.

It’s perhaps unlikely but such a scenario would certainly boost the appeal of Christian Eriksen, who finished fifth last season among midfielders who made 15 or more appearances for total shots (one every 30.7 minutes), while the Dane was fourth among midfielders for chances created (one every 26.9 minutes).

Given Janssen’s goal scoring record last term, albeit from his only season of top-flight football, it’s likely the Dutch international will be handed a price tag of around 9.0 to 9.5 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL). With plenty of uncertainty surrounding his initial pitch time, few Fantasy managers are expected to invest in the striker from the off. Nonetheless, his addition to the Spurs squad allows Pochettino to manage Kane’s minutes a little, particularly when the Champions League group stages start in September.

Handed a schedule that sees them face just two of last term’s top eight in the first nine Gameweeks, Tottenham’s attack looks likely to catch the eye of FPL managers from the offset. Kane remains the most appealing pick, though Eriksen and Alli – price dependent – will also be in the mix when we assemble our 15-man squads.

For now, Janssen is best monitoring, then, though Pochettino’s team sheets through the final pre-season friendlies should hopefully lend some insight into his thinking. If the new boy can quickly acclimatise and force his way into the first XI, he could be another one to consider as a route into an attack that produced more attempts on goal than any other over the 2015/16 campaign.

Further Reference

Vincent Janssen Wikipedia

Vincent Janssen Transfer Markt Page

Vincent Janssen You Tube

  1. Lovren an elevator
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Is janssen second choice behind Kane? Not really for a fpl perspective, but anyone know his likely involvement in premier league games?

    1. Rum Ham
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      VINCENT JANSSEN 2016/17 SEASON:

      Appearances: 27 (15 as sub)
      Goals: 8 (inc. a last minute equaliser vs. Arsenal)
      Assists: 5

      1. Lovren an elevator
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        That's a pretty good season as a back up striker
        Did you do some back to the future s*** to find that out?

  2. Däzzy
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    My article on
    https://fpldazzyblog.wordpress.com/ about which players you can accommodate/avoid if setting your team up for a gameweek 4 wildcard is imminent #sittight

    1. Krul Runnings
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Missed out the word 'goal' when talking about Smalling.

      Thought I'd let you know so you could edit it in.

      GL with the blog

      1. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Thanks bud 😉

      2. pokern1nja09
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I see the blog intro but not the article?

    2. melvinmbabazi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Nice blog

  3. Lovren an elevator
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Predictions for viktor fischer this season?

  4. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    For everyone I was speaking with last night.

    Mrs Cheese's scan went well. There is one healthy fetus sat in her womb with a strongly beating heart. We couldn't have asked for more.

    We are both very chuffed

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Great news Cheese!

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Thanks TM.

    2. Däzzy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Great news 🙂
      Delighted to hear that 😉

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Thanks Dazzy. It is week 7 so a way to go yet but we can now start having appointments at our local hospital like with any other baby. Which is nice

        1. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          ?...Not sure I follow that...Why do you say "like with any other baby"...Has there been a problem ?

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Yes. Last year Mrs Cheese had a miscarriage and they had to remove her Fallopian tubes so we have had to go through self funded IVF. It has been hard work and the odds of success were around 35%.

            We have ben driving to Aberdeen regularly which depending upon traffic is a couple of hours away as well

            1. Dr Dream
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              Oh is see....Jeez...Was it an Ectopic pregnancy the first time around ?

              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 6 months ago

                Yes and when they took that one out they realised the other tube was already damaged.

                Because we have a daughter the NHS would not fund it though

                1. Dr Dream
                  • 13 Years
                  9 years, 6 months ago

                  Been there and done that Cheese with my first serious relationship many years ago..Tough times for Mrs Cheese...and Mr Cheese.

                  1. Cheeseoid
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 13 Years
                    9 years, 6 months ago

                    It really was. The last year was a tough one and that was definitely the low point

                    1. Dr Dream
                      • 13 Years
                      9 years, 6 months ago

                      Hard work Cheese. Women really struggle with anything that goes wrong with their plumbing...really struggle...It broke us up...

                      1. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 6 months ago

                        I can understand that. It was devastating at the time, I am generally a positive person but Mrs Cheese is not like that and she took it much harder than me.

                        If you were early into the relationship it would be very hard on it

                      2. Dr Dream
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 6 months ago

                        Good god no...we'd been together for about eight years I think...something like that anyway...

                      3. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 6 months ago

                        Still. Very testing. I can understand how it can end badly.

                        Even worse if you don't have a child already of course

        2. Däzzy
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Gr8 to hear
          Happy days 🙂

    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Good....how many weeks?

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        7. So the 12 week scan is the big one to look for now

    4. TJ_777
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Great To Hear Mr. Cheese!!

    5. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Congrats Cheese!

    6. Krul Runnings
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Is it going to be a....

      Babybel?

      1. Play Pal
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        😆

      2. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Boom!

    7. Play Pal
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Congrats!

    8. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Delighted 🙂 great way to round the day off

      Congrats to you and Mrs Cheese

    9. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Thanks everyone!

    10. LeBron - King of Argentina
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Congrats Cheesy!

    11. Salah’s Sonnet
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      That is awesome news Cheese, very happy for you both 🙂

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Ditto 🙂

    12. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Best wishes for a healthy little curd

    13. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Huzzah, so pleased for you 🙂

    14. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Absolutely amazing. Huge congrats. Wasn't in and didn't know.

    15. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Great news mate! Congrats

    16. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      That's brilliant mate, glad to hear everything went well for you & Señora Queso 🙂

    17. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I will show Mrs Cheese all of these responses as I have done with my other status updates through all of this. Thanks again

    18. rainy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Delightful news, congratulations. Perhaps a celebratory grav is in order 🙂

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Wait until birth!

    19. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Fantastic news. I remember chatting to you aboit it before as my sister went through very similar. Delighted for you both 🙂

    20. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Great news mate. Really happy for you guys.

    21. Jay Jay Okocha
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Congratulations! Great news

    22. EmreCan Hustle
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Very happy for the two of you.. congratulations!

    23. Diva
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Fantastic news Cheese. I'm glad to hear you have a peanut! Good luck to you and Mrs Cheese through the months ahead and I hope you have a second mini-babybel next year.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Well look who has dropped in!

        1. Diva
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          *looks around*

    24. Slam
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      That's fantastic Cheese!
      Glad it went well 🙂

  5. Lovren an elevator
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Can somebody please highlight the most likely Man U back four?

    1. Play Pal
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      De Gea, Shaw, Smalling, Bailly, Darmian.

      1. Play Pal
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        United looking for a new RB I believe tho…

      2. Knowledgeable meerkat
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Possibly fosu mensah at RB? mourinho seems to be a fan

    2. I Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Darmian-Smalling-Bailly-Shaw

      Darmian under threat from Valencia or a new signing.

  6. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    That pic! 😀 Would you buy a player who looks like some sort of Little Britain character 😀

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Margaret!

    2. Miss Thing
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      In a heartbeat especially if his name was Gareth

  7. skeeb14
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    I never played UFPL so I don't care that they axed it.. but I DO NOT want them screwing around with the traditional FPL by introducing daily captain and subs changes. I'm worried because I see them doing it to promote interest in their new Fri, Sat, Sun, Mon schedule for 25 GWs this season. I'm surprised I haven't seen more concern expressed in these forums the past few weeks about their so-called "rebuilding and improving the free to play Fantasy Premier League game" for the coming season. Are people really okay with daily change options?

    1. I Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I would hate it.

      1. Däzzy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Same

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I don't want it. Would mean daily ranks mean even less.
      All you would see would be "should I replace Player A for Player B" and "should I change my captain" questions for 2/3 days most weeks.

    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Steady as she goes. I tried UFPL when it first cam out on beta but wasn't sure. Last year I gave it a go for real after chatting to a few players....it was a much better game than FPL that just needs a bit of adjusting to.

      1. skeeb14
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        It would further encourage template-ism.. as Fri, Sat captains and players bomb out, more FPL managers will swarm to common Sun, Mon players. FFS will have to put an asterisk next to the 16/17 HoF stats.

    4. hawkeyes
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I would probably stop playing FPL if they introduce the above.

      I know most of my mini league people would too.

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        You wouldn't though..or I doubt it..

        It's no accident that most people that gave UFPL a proper go really like it....they weren't making it up...

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          • 16 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Most of them were around for deadlines and what not. Would be a game of 15 instead of 11 most GWs.

          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Agreed. It really can't be a global game...well it can but it demands lack of sleep for some...

            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              That is what killed the idea for me. I quite fancied it otherwise

  8. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Not opening tomorrow btw, Mark predicted it will and if does everyone will accuse him of knowing and not telling us. As he obviously does know, it's a clear red herring to make us think he doesn't. 😉

    1. Däzzy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      😀 😀 😀

  9. secret_account
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Fairly new to the site, trying to get the hang of it. Why does it sometimes decide that my comment needs reviewing and then doesn't seem to post it? Is it because I posted an unsuitable picture in one of my first comments lol

    Also is it a really slow site in general? Seems to take ages to load each page.

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Word filter.

      1. secret_account
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Ah ok, no swear words then?

    2. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      It's quite a civilised site as far as footy sites go. Avoid swearing and anything offensive and you'll be fine and dandy...

    3. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      They get reviewed automatically if you use certain words associated with taboo subjects, swear or create certain images. Or criticize Jonty. 😛 They NEVER get posted after review

    4. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      no fing and jeffing and you will generally be ok

    5. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Do not swear or be rude. It's a friendly site.

    6. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      On that me speed question its fine for me , same as any other site
      I do run adblocker though , and I've heard that helps

      1. secret_account
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I use adblocker too, seems to take ages to load all the comments

  10. jimjam2910
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Any dates for the start of FPL 2016? Need to fill a void in my life that has gone since it ended last year

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Definitely this week.

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      This week sometime.

  11. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    So we had no preseason games today but for tomorrow (Tuesday) there are 4 to scout

    Burnley v Morecambe (19.30pm)
    Hull v Mansfield Town (19.30pm)
    West Ham v Peterborough (19.30pm)
    Leicester v Oxford United (19.45pm)

    Unfortunately all are around the same time, which is annoying 😡

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      So it's Burnley v Morcambe or Hull v Mansfield town then.

    2. Ziegler1988
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Livesoccertv.com is showing West Ham as a 1700 BST kickoff. NBC streaming that and ESPN streaming Leicester, soccer ball has really landed here 😀

  12. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Hello everyone.
    Huge congrats to Cheese.

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Hi

    2. Däzzy
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Hello Rupert 🙂

    3. UnitedFan
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Hello

    4. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Ahoy hoy Rupert, hope to find you well 🙂

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I am. Hope you are too.

        1. The Nuttmxn
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Good to hear. Tough but could be worst.

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Why's that mate?

            1. The Nuttmxn
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              Still looking for work and now a new place to rent as current place makes me anxious. Will soldier on though.

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 6 months ago

                Well you're awesome. Consider being on here less. I was unemployed last year and was on way too much. I would have found work a lot faster if I wasn't.

              2. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 6 months ago

                Also what job you looking for?

    5. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Hi Neigh bour

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Hello partner.

    6. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Thanks

  13. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    It's amazing what life throws at you sometimes.

    Most folk on here know I have a son with Down Syndrome and Autism...he can be hard work...very hard work....

    This year we are taking his mate away on holiday with us, another lad with DS....I've never looked forward to a holiday as much in my life, fun times incoming.... I hope it works out ok...sheesh...

    1. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I'm certain he'll love it and it will be a great holiday for all involved.

    2. Knowledgeable meerkat
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      That's Lovely - where are you all off to?

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Dorset. I'm leaving my two youngest lads at home and taking those two. I'M EXCITED...but a bit nervous...

        1. Knowledgeable meerkat
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Well all the best! I'm sure they (and you) will love it.

    3. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Lovely to hear. Are they good friends. We have two regulars with DS. No offence intended but it's quite funny seeing two chaps who people may or may not see as disabled enjoying a pint, well a half pint usually. Love those guys. Harry and Arnold were sat outside today in cricket hats having a rose. Legends.

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Oh jeez... My lad and his mate are in a drama group together...You've never lived until you've seen them on stage...really...well....i'll post them soon....

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Please do. I can't wait. I acted with someone with DS. Their facial expressions are amazing. 🙂

    4. UnitedFan
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Hope it works out for you too 🙂

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        So do I. I'm well versed with one but two is a whole other ball game...

        1. UnitedFan
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          I'd imagine so. Good luck!

    5. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      It will be great! Good luck

    6. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Enjoy the hols Wakey 🙂

    7. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I'm sure you & the lads will have a great time wherever you venture off to 🙂

  14. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Thinking a bout cooking a bit of monk fish wrapped in prsocuitio. What do you think would be the best side? I am thinking dauphinoise potatoes but open to suggestions

    1. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Chips.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I do love chips.

      2. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Triple captain always goes well with fish

        1. Knowledgeable meerkat
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          It's reached that time of the night I see...

    2. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Mash

    3. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I'd recommend a hearty portion of Chef Boyardee mashed potaters. C'est délicieux, bon appétit .

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        More exciting than my standard mash for sure

        1. Zasa
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          The taters really gives that dish character

    4. Krul Runnings
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Mashed potato and a asparagus.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Asparagas. MM good shout

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Out of season now.

    5. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Anything but chips. Make a tarragon, lemon butter and white wine save with a celeriac mash. Peas are in season do get some fresh in shell ones and blanch and toss them in the sauce finish.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Save is sauce.

      2. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        That does sound nice and a bit more effort

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Shelling peas is a great past time and a wonderful thing to do when your child is 3-4.
          It won't take any longer. The mash will be quicker than chips too. With a meaty fish like monkfish chips are a no go.

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            I would need some peas (non frozen)

            1. Rupert The Horse
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              Very cheap. They're in peak season wise. Honestly give it a go. Those or broad beans. But the need to be shelled twice.
              I cook professionally, so if you're ever after some tips, I'm here for you baby.

              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 6 months ago

                That isn't the issue. Just the shops are limited round here and I suspect fresh peas may be trick tbh.

                Broad beans I have!

                1. Rupert The Horse
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 6 months ago

                  Understood. If broad beans are fresh. Shell, then put in boiling water for 30 seconds and the just peel off the tough shell. Most people don't realis you need to do this. They will look like endamame.

                  1. Cheeseoid
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 13 Years
                    9 years, 6 months ago

                    I have peeled broad beans for other recipes. It is a bit tedious but I think I can manage it

                    1. Rupert The Horse
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 12 Years
                      9 years, 6 months ago

                      They love fresh mint. Just a little olive oil and feta. Squeeze some lime over with a little seasoning and you're done. Perfect.

    6. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Roasted fennel with sea salt and garlic.
      And your potato suggestion.
      Done.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        This is an excellent recommendation. Monkfish loves anise.

        1. RoysCallerAnne
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Amateur cooks FTW 😎

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Who you calling amateur? 🙂

            1. RoysCallerAnne
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              Haha def not. You work in the gastro pub area iirc?

              I'm a a definite amateur home cook. I've a tough stressfull job and there's nothing I like better than chopping and throwing a few ingredients together at 7pm for me and herself to destress.
              Let the kids eat at 5pm. And I'll whip up something lovely 3 hours later 🙂

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 6 months ago

                Get some crash peas and broad beans in shell. In my pub we get the kids to do it if they want. They love it, they love to feel all grown up and we give them a free lemonade.

                1. Rupert The Horse
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 6 months ago

                  Fresh

                2. RoysCallerAnne
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 15 Years
                  9 years, 6 months ago

                  Ok great suggestion. Will do that!

                  1. Rupert The Horse
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 12 Years
                    9 years, 6 months ago

                    Great. Got a simple recipe in reply to cheese just above. More of a side though.

      2. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Yum. See this is what I like sometimes other people would just do things differently

    7. oghash
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Lyonnaise potatoes compliment the monk fishes flavour. I only turn up for the food convos.

      Though some nice home made flavoured rice would go just as well.

      1. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I love turning up for the food chats too 😆

      2. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Nevr done Lyonaise potatoes before. They do look nice

  15. Just A Hat
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    3 nectarines for dinner for me

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Great poached in thyme sugar and then grilled briefly along side duck legs.

      1. Knowledgeable meerkat
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Stop making me hungry

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Whoops.

      2. Just A Hat
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Jesus, that's too much for me

        I need Cheese's help to make a potato salad last week

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Extremely easy to do. If you need help just ask.

      3. oghash
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Congrats Mr cheese. Back to sleep, only came in to check all was well with your news. Awake I'm a few hours. Enjoy the fish.

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Thanks. Living on the north sea has some advantages

    2. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      With an asparagus?

      1. Just A Hat
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        No 🙁

        1. Zasa
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Really compliments the sour notes a nectarine produces, all the meanwhile providing a base of ambrosial & briny experiences in your mouth.

      2. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        No. The season finished 2 weeks ago.

        1. Zasa
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          That's not what Rachel Ray told me....

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            In my pub we use the best of British produce. Our menu changes daily. Asparagus tends to go April to June. This year we were lucky as we got an extra week but it's terrible now. Peruvian asparagus comes in September.

            1. Zasa
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              I see, the witch lied to me 🙁

              You guys make any Pisco Sours in your pub?

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 6 months ago

                No. But as I'm from a cocktail background I can do them without any hardship.

  16. Zasa
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Instant Noodles. Water. Microwave. Four Minutes. Boom, done.

    😎

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      You need to move on to a pot noodle. You don't need a microwave. Just a kettle

      1. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Oooh, haven't looked into that. I have been needing an upgrade so I'll definitely try that. Cheers, Cheese 🙂

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          I would suggest Beef or Bombay Bad Boy flavour for the connoisseur.

          1. Zasa
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            I think I'd need to topple over more trashcans to be worthy of the Bad Boy flavor. Beef will do for now 😎

            1. Rum Ham
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              Chicken and Mushroom is the only Pot Noodle worth eating imo.

              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 6 months ago

                Nonsense.

  17. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    All of you guys are so creative with dinner, meanwhile, I'm just eating sushi from the supermarket 🙂

    1. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Amen Heman, we're merely plebeians to these connoisseurs. Soon we will reach their level. Trust.

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        One day when I figure out how the microwave works...

        1. Zasa
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          You must be one with the microwave, you must let it come to you Kuntheman-san.

          1. ★Kuntheman★
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Channeling in all that radiation

    2. Miss Thing
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Me.. I love my tuna lemon risotto that doesn't need stirring!! Well a couple of times but it's magic with tomatoes, basil and feta. I'm making myself hungry.

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        You're making me jealous

      2. Rum Ham
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Tuna is the fish of kings.

  18. Lynxy
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Important and urgent Question for a hungry stomach:

    What sauce ingredients combines well for fried noodles?

    1. Rum Ham
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Haven't come across something that doesn't go well with mayonnaise yet.

      So, mayonnaise.

  19. Gignac Le Big Mac
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Hey guys quick question. what's better Gignac or a Big Mac?

    1. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Ridiculous question.

      1. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Gignac of course

    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      ImMac

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Unless you like hairy women

        1. Zasa
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Who doesn't though, let's be real.

    3. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Big Whopper

    4. Miss Thing
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Cognac is a nice drink but never tried it with a Big Mac

    5. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Hey stranger.

    6. Rum Ham
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Gignac, without the gherkins.

  20. Gignac Le Big Mac
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Guys when fantasy is up who should I get in goal? Diego Costa or De Gea. Both good divers...

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Oh boy you're one of those

    2. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Costa would be picking a fight with the goalposts all the time, so De Gea wins by default.

  21. TJ_777
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    https://users.premierleague.com/

    can anyone else log in to their accounts? when I try it says Im using the wrong password even though I am certain it is correct

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I would stay clear for now

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I did, worked fine. Don't worry about it for now.

    3. TJ_777
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      cheers all

  22. Rum Ham
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Anybody else had any FPL-related dreams over the last couple of weeks?

    I dreamt Ibra came in at 8.5 and there was a buy one get one free chip.

    1. Knowledgeable meerkat
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Mainly just me being the first to discovery fpl opening in the middle of the night

      That's happened quite a lot.

  23. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Should I set alarm to wake up earlier for FPL or not?

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Lol

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      No

    3. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Not unless the alarm is for 4 am

    4. Zasa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I don't think you have to ask, of course you should

    5. Rum Ham
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Absolutely you should.

    6. Knowledgeable meerkat
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      You're going to sleep??

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Yeah 😀

    7. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      The last time I slept I put the laptop in my bedroom with an audible alarm to go off if anything changed on the FPLP site just in case. Even that was risky

  24. Sadio
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Has a team ever started the year with 3 consecutive away games?

    Are Liverpool making history?

    1. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Only because there's some work at Anfield to be done, wasn't originally meant to be like that.

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      OOOH. Didn't notice. Some Liverpool fan I am.

  25. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Almost time for price changes

    1. Sadio
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Can't wait 'til that's an every night occurrence again. The time is among us.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        I cannot understand why every single night throughout the whole season there are multiple people who ask this question

    2. Diva
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      That'll be the next repetitious question concerning timing... "When are the price changes?"

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Yup after the RMT stage. I hate the preseason RMT stage

        1. Zasa
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Just gotta enjoy the downtime & the off-topic talk before the goblin army of gravless swarm in. Then it's time to be helpful & contribute 🙁

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Aye. I think of them more like a zombie apocalypse.

            1. Zasa
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              Fitting as they all tend to have the same team, same questions, & don't read articles/hot-topics/T&C's.

          2. Diva
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            How are you Zasa?

            1. Zasa
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 6 months ago

              I'm doing well mate 🙂 You?

              1. Diva
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 6 months ago

                Good thanks Zasa.

                1. Zasa
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 6 months ago

                  Great to hear, looking forward to chatting with ya in the DZ

  26. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Night lads, I can only hope FPL is opened when I wake up.

    🙂

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      'Night Jazz! Make sure you wake up tomorrow.

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        That's an odd thing to say 😮

        1. ★Kuntheman★
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          If FPL is dependent on him waking up, he better wake up 🙂

  27. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    City have signed Geronimo Rulli from Real Sociedad. Really happy with that as an Argentina fan and a City fan. Lad's got tons of potential.

  28. OPTA FPL
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Only 1hour 42minutes to go!

  29. Slam
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    @Dazzy are you about?
    Wanted to read your article on your blog but it seems i can only access your welcome post.

  30. Canadian Football
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    @ Cheese.....congrats on the news! Must warn you, children play (especially after the first year) will havoc on your FPL score.

    My Ranks

    4800
    230
    990 Baby born around GW28
    76000
    150K ish i think

    But the little ones are sure worth it!!!!!!! enjoy

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      😀
      Wish I had an excuse 😉

    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      We have a 3 year old already. My FPL is mostly restricted to my nights so it has less impact than you would expect.

      I may have less to do with FIFFSA this season though