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Our series of summer articles, focussing on Fantasy assets who underperformed in the previous season, gets underway with a look at Chelsea’s Eden Hazard.

In spite of a hugely disappointing 2015/16 campaign, there’s no disputing the winger’s position as Fantasy Premier League (FPL) royalty.

Year on year, the Blues midfielder had upped his output after arriving at Stamford Bridge ahead of the 2012/13 season – totals of 190, 202 and 233 points were indicative of his spot as one of the most explosive, and reliable, options for our five-man midfields.

Until last season.

Hampered by a hip problem, Hazard struggled for consistency of both output and pitch time.

The Belgian netted just once in the first 34 matches – courtesy of a deflected effort against Arsenal in Gameweek 6 – and toppled off our radars as the Blues’ title defence fell to pieces, ultimately leading to the dismissal of Jose Mourinho.

Although the arrival of Guus Hiddink helped steady the ship and transformed the likes of Willian as a viable route into the Chelsea midfield, Hazard failed to find his best form until the tail end of the season.

Four goals in the final five fixtures was too little, too late, though served a timely reminder of his talents as we headed into the close-season.

Delving into the data, Hazard’s creativity more or less stayed the same last term. Despite earning just five FPL assists, an average of 35.3 minutes per key pass was more or less identical to his 2014/15 numbers, where he teed up a team-mate every 35.6 minutes and created more chances (99) than any player in the top-flight.

The Belgian’s drop in goal threat was another matter altogether. Second only to Alexis Sanchez in midfield when in came to finding the net in 2014/15 (14 strikes to 16), he produced an effort every 45.2 minutes in Chelsea’s title-winning campaign.

Last time around, Hazard fired an attempt every 64.8 minutes over his 31 appearances (25 starts) all season. Managing just 14 shots on target over the entire campaign, it’s fair to say that the winger has significant room for improvement as the Blues look to regroup under new manager Antonio Conte.

The Prospects

Having dropped in price to 10.0 in FPL, there’s no doubt that Hazard looks an enticing option for the upcoming campaign.

With Diego Costa seemingly edging towards the exit door and Michy Batshuayi settling into his new surrounds, the winger has already claimed 12% ownership – making him the tenth most popular midfielder to date.

Certainly, the Belgian could hardly have asked for a better start to life under Conte at the weekend.

Emerging from the bench to score twice in a half-hour cameo against Real Madrid, he was intriguingly handed a role through the middle in the new manager’s 4-2-4 formation and, according to the Italian, it’s a spot he could take up in the campaign ahead:

“Eden Hazard played 30 minutes and he is recovering a good shape. I like him in this position, like a forward, and he can be a good solution for us. Also playing as a winger. To play as a second forward he must improve his shape but he is working and he knows his shape can a lot in the same way as the other players.”

Clearly, Hazard’s appeal would merely be strengthened if he’s handed a more central role next time out. As it is, though, the Belgian’s history suggests he’ll be well worth the outlay even if he reprises his left flank berth, though Conte’s decision to move to two up front could force a reassessment of his side’s attack.

The Blues have mainly utilised a 4-2-3-1 formation during Hazard’s time at the club and if Conte decides on two centre forwards, the likes of Batshuayi – at a price of 9.0 – could be promoted in our thinking. The new striker racked up 17 goals and nine assists for a Marseille outfit that finished just nine points clear of the drop zone last season and will look more assured of minutes if Costa departs.

Conte’s choice of number one spot-kick taker could sway opinion. Hazard was uncharacteristically poor from penalties last season but his previous record may well persuade the new manager to name him as first-choice.

This would also heighten his appeal when compared to other premium priced midfielders – at present, no other option in the centre of the park costing 9.5 and over is first-choice for spot-kicks at their respective club.

Although he returned late to training due to Belgium’s Euro 2016 progress, Hazard is hoping to start against AC Milan in midweek and is confident he’ll be ready in time for the Gameweek 1 trip to West Ham in a fortnight’s time.

Having served up 37 goals and 36 assists in the three seasons prior to the last one, there’s a hope that 2015/16 will be no more than an anomaly in Hazard’s Fantasy career.

For Conte, the upside of last year’s disastrous title defence means that Chelsea have no European matches on their agenda, allowing the new manager to focus fully on domestic matters.

With rest and rotation a non-factor, then, the omens are looking good that Hazard can rediscover his spark and offer us the option of a fixture-proof, big-hitter once again.

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  1. Nomar
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Can't believe I took Lukaku out for the pig last night! Sounded like Luka not interested anymore....

    Am on holiday in Malta so not a lot of Internet connection where I'm staying, means less tinkering I suppose.

    1. Transient Anus
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The tough life 😛
      How's Malta?

    2. Nomar
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Sunny and beautiful.

      Except it's not sunny now, it's very dark as its 01:26 in the morning.

      Time for me to go to sleep.

      1. Transient Anus
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        🙂 enjoy mate

  2. Everyday im Schneiderlin
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Team a or b ? Thankd
    Forster/4.5 Smith stones van arnholt pieters huth
    Fabregas ericson firminio tadic delefeou
    Aguero lukaku deeney

    B cech/4.5
    Shaw ivanovich kocielny stones daniels
    Ayew fabregas lamela firminio kante
    Aguero jansen gray

    1. Knowledgeable meerkat
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not a fan of either :/ really can't pick

      1. Everyday im Schneiderlin
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Haha cool back to the drawing board then

        1. Knowledgeable meerkat
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          To start, that's too much money on the defence and if I had a strike force with only aguero and no other 10m+ strikers I'd want a much more potent looking midfield

  3. Silva’s Left Nut
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    A B or C? Keepers are Foster/Jaku. Thanks!
    A.
    Valencia/terry/friend/pieters/wasilewski
    Mahrez/eriksen/deulofeu/townsend/routledge
    Kun/ibra/gray
    0.5m itb

    B.
    Valencia/terry/friend/pieters/wasilewski
    Mahrez/mkhi/deulofeu/townsend/routledge
    Kun/kane/gray
    0.0m itb

    C.
    Valencia/4.5/friend/pieters/wasilewski
    Mahrez/haz/deulofeu/townsend/routledge
    Kun/ibra/gray
    0.0m itb

    1. Yam-es
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      A. Spurs early fixtures aren't great without Moussa, so less £ tied up in them is a +ve

      1. Silva’s Left Nut
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        In that case, why not C which avoids spurs altogether?

        1. Yam-es
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Too light in Def imo. Maybe downgrade mid a little to free up funds?

    2. Knowledgeable meerkat
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      C but downgrade routledge to a 4.5, giving you 0.5 More in defence

    3. Wildcard
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      C. But Routledge to 4.5. Valencia to Shaw and 4.5 to 5

      1. Silva’s Left Nut
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        alright, i'll def consider that. might hold onto routledge for the first week or two and then get rid of him. i realize valencia is a bit of a gamble. What is your reasoning for shaw instead?

  4. You've got red on you.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Rate my team guys and gals.

    -----------------------Valdes-------------------------------

    ---------------- Azpi - Shaw - Stones -------------------

    Mahrez - Mkhitaryan - Hazard - Deulefeu/Mirallas

    ------------ Aguero - Wilson - Gray ------------

    Subs - Jakupovic - Friend - Mee - Hojbjerg

    1. Sergeant Garcia
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I don't rate Valdes at all. But other than that, very nice team!
      It's nice to see what 2 budget, but still very decent, forwards can give a boost to your defence & midfield.

    2. Yam-es
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Strike force might need bolstering, not many great options in 7-9 category tho so might depend on transfer window

    3. Wildcard
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not bad, it's like my draft number 965 pre Zlatan

      1. You've got red on you.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Zlatan keeps waving around and dancing in front of me. I am trying to ignore him.

        1. Wildcard
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          No one ignores Zlatan

          1. You've got red on you.
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            He is a nightmare, everytime I ask him to come and play in my team...he breaks the whole damn thing!

      2. Sergeant Garcia
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        lol

    4. Silva’s Left Nut
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Deulofeu over Mirallas IMO

  5. Transient Anus
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Doosy am I still in your league?

    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No. You dropped out of your head-to-head last Season, for some reason.

      1. Transient Anus
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Hmmm. Strange.

    2. Test Eagles
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      How are you old son?

      Might I ask the same question as Champ above please Doosra?

      1. Transient Anus
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Hey testy 🙂

        1. Test Eagles
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          'Ello Champion ... how are ya?

  6. Lovren an elevator
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Jeremy pied to be ahead of cedric?

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Probably

    2. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Who is he?

      1. Lovren an elevator
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 29 days ago

        God knows!
        He is a RB that soton have just signed though

  7. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Missing out on footy news due to being on my hols. Anything of note happen today?

    1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Man Utd handed a trial to 20yo Liandro Martis. Doesn't get more noteworthy than that. 😛

      Jeremy Pied (RB) -> Saints
      Ashley Williams £10m deal agreed to Everton it seems.

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Really...Williams is an interesting one....

        Swansea don't have much without him.

        1. Geoff
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Does Williams in mean Stones out?

          Williams (eve) and Stones (manc) both in your team?

        2. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Bargain in todays market if it goes through.

      2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Gutted Martis has gone to United when we offered him a contract and he would get first team football, something he will likely not get at United

        1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Leicester fan, or Oldham?

          Only a trial at the mo. We're always taking youngsters on trials, they don't always sign up. The club have been busy bolstering the youth though, U18s mostly. Already 7/8 have signed.

          He could sign though. An U21 forward is needed.

  8. Robin Van Greenwood
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Rmt please

    Valdes mandanda
    Dann v.dijk stones mcauley paredes
    Hazard siggy tadic Fischer kante
    Ibra Aguero Gray

    Good to go? Or should I down Aguero to Long to upgrade my midfields.

    1. Yam-es
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Heavy on CPL def, could prob go cheaper than Kante as well for 5th mid as he brings little to the table. Other than that I like!

    2. Silva’s Left Nut
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      looks good. but if you downgrade a striker, downgrade ibra instead of aguero. there are also better 5.0 mids than kante (like routledge in my opinion)

      1. Robin Van Greenwood
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Seems like kante must go.
        What if kante to ibe, stones to Fernandez.

        I really want ibra in my team. And is routledge nailed?

        1. Silva’s Left Nut
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 29 days ago

          Not sure on routledge. He's a gamble for me but he's scored 5 so far in the pre season and possible ayew transfer has got me interested. And his 5.0 price tag means at worst he's just a bench fodder that I spent an extra 0.5m more than I needed to.

    3. ***00tennis***
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not A Valdes fan, been awful last 2 season, prefer many others @4.5
      Parades won't play and seen as high ownership price surely go down....
      Prefer likes of Walker/Valencia/Shaw for 5.5m DEF's
      Fischer may go to Olympics with Denmark so keep eye as could miss 2+ games at start
      Tadic could be very good but would like to see a cple of SOT games first to see how they shape up
      Kante for fpl a huge no no for me-won't score that well
      Siggy solid, but prefer Ayew/Arnie/Barkley/Deu

      Hope that's not too harsh...... 🙂

      1. Robin Van Greenwood
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Woah. Appreciate your comments. Looks like I need to rework my midfields

  9. mranonymous
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Crazy thought. Foster/Valdes as a pairing instead of Foster/Heaton.

    They might not rotate as nicely but Middlesborough much better defensively than Burnley.

    Thoughts?

    1. Knowledgeable meerkat
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I'm just playing foster each week

      Rotation doesn't really work with WBA, as many have noted previously on here, they were better defensively away from home last season 🙂

      1. mranonymous
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah that's a fair call as well. .5m is a small price to pay for a nice rotating pair though

    2. Sharpe Shuffle
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I think they rotate better than Heaton/Foster. You can play Valdes GW 2 and 5. Don't rate Heaton's CS prospects much at all. Good move

      1. Sharpe Shuffle
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Looking at the opposition more so than whether they're Home or Away. For West Brom, away v Palace and Bournemouth are much better CS prospects than home to Everton or West Ham

        1. mranonymous
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Cheers man.

    3. FPL Notebook (John)
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I still have a small niggle that Valdes isn't number 1 just yet. Probably will be, but i'd want to see a few games first

  10. Lav
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    RMT please

    Foster

    Azpilicueta Shaw Morgan

    Hazard Firmino Sigurdsson Lamela

    Aguero Lukaku Gray

    Subs: Jakupovic Friend Pieters Hojbjerg

    1. Yam-es
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Like it. U sure on Firm from the start given LIV fixtures? Are they still having to play away from home GW2 due to Anfield rebuild as well?

      1. Lav
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Liverpool will surprise people and I think Arsenal will not be as good. Goals will have to come somewhere so I believe in Firmino. Its a gamble, but I think it will pay off.

        1. E25
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I would wait for Lpool players.
          Poor fixtures and rotation risk to firm.

  11. Kante Be Bothered
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    As of right now, what are your predictions for:

    Hull v Leicester
    Burnley v Swansea
    Crystal Palace v West Brom
    Everton v Spurs
    Middlesbrough v Stoke
    Southampton v Watford
    Man City v Sunderland
    Bournemouth v Man Utd
    Arsenal v Liverpool
    Chelsea v West Ham

    1. Salah’s Sonnet
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      3-0
      0-0
      2-0
      1-3
      0-1
      2-0
      4-0
      0-3
      1-2
      2-0

      1. Salah’s Sonnet
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        that first one is 3-0 to leicester by the way, not the other way round haha.

      2. DeathoftheParty
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Clean sheets everywhere!!! Woo hoo!!!

    2. oghash
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      If you read the last community article it links you to a poost of mine with about 80 or 90 predictions if you want lots of opinions.

  12. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Just a throw away post about the state of junior football in the North of England.

    A few folk will have followed my posts last winter when my team in the NW didn't play a match all winter from the end of October until early April due to bad weather and crap pitches.

    I'm on holiday in Dorset and met a manager of an U15's team here that didn't miss a single match all season.

    How can the same league rules apply for running junior football in places like Dorset as Lancashire?....

    1. oghash
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It's down to money and the state of the area I'd imagine. Sad but true

      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        If they had the money i'd hope to see 4G pitches springing up across the country, it may not be grass but at least we have a game.

        1. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Dunno what the answer is Parm.

          I do know that asking kids to be available every Sunday morning for months on end only to do a P-P doesn't encourage sport in any way, shape or form...

          Quite the opposite.

    2. Transient Anus
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Probably a drainage thing. I coach my kids team too and our home pitch sucks. Gets closed and is a pool after almost any rain whereas the away pitches are much better.

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Many reasons.

        The top and bottom of it is that junior football is impossible to organise in winter for places like Lancashire, Wales, Scotland....

        We ended up having to play ten games in less than a month last year....that's a tall order for pro's, never mind kids.

        Time for summer football.

        1. Transient Anus
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Damn. Yeah summer footy would make sense over there. Our winters arent so bad 😉

    3. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      That is interesting. Yet I can think of Numerous professional footballers who have come out of Lancashire but not so many from Dorset.

      What is all that about?

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Dorset really doesn't have anywhere near the cultural footy history of Lancashire.

        What would be more interesting would be to find out how many great junior footballers stop playing footy in Lancashire in their early teens due to wasting their time...

        I know it's a lot for a fact...

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Of course. But it is strange how some parts of the country produce nothing. Football is still played in these places.

          Anyone who gives up needlessly is a shame

          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            They don't give up needlessly Cheese. They give up because they get fed up of not playing football when they want to and find something better to do...

            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              That's what I mean really. There were ways matches could have taken place I am sure so they could have maintained their interest

  13. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    IamnotforKinnear? You have mail.

    1. Zasa
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Doos, what are your thoughts on Töre's prospects for the season? Likely to start early on considering Lanzini's injury?

      1. Geoff
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        And thoughts on Byram? What do you anticipate the defence will look like?

      2. Transient Anus
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        What's up with my boy lanzini? Better sort himself by WC time.

        1. Zasa
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Knee injury 🙁 http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2016/July/29-July/From-the-Boardroom-David-Sullivan

          Will miss the first three PL matches apparently

          1. Transient Anus
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Not so bad then. Sucks for him misses the Olympics though

            1. Zasa
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Yeah, probably would've won it with the Argies too.

              Say Champ, are you still in TL's draft league or did Milanista take your spot permanently?

              1. Transient Anus
                • 16 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                I got no home internet ATM and smashed my phone so couldn't get on for the draft. Me and Milan will probably co manage

                1. Zasa
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 1 month ago

                  Damn, hope you manage you get it back soon mate.

  14. BananaNose Maldonado
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Assuming Williams moves to Everton, which is stronger to start the season:

    A) Wlliams - Gabriel - Firmino

    B) Evans - Souare - Mahrez

    I much prefer Leicester's early fixtures to Liverpool's, but having Mahrez instead of Firmino clearly impacts the quality of defense.

    Cheers!

    1. Yam-es
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Am worried about Wenger signing competition for Gabriel given recent comments re experience. Might be worth waiting until after transfer window before bringing him in. Plus their 1st 2 games aren't great

      1. BananaNose Maldonado
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Fair enough. Thanks for the reply.

        Change Gabriel to Dawson (or another 5.0 that you fancy) and what do you think is better? I'm just trying to weigh Mahrez vs. Firmino and the impact that spreading that extra 1.0M can have on my defense.

    2. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      A...and it isn't even close.

      I'm not too convinced that Wenger likes Gabriel enough to trust him as a week in week out nailed on pick. Maybe as a rotator, but he's been pretty quick to announce he needs another CB of note.

      1. BananaNose Maldonado
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks, Doc. See my note above. The Gabriel selection is as much as 5.0 placeholder as anything. So I'm sure your answer would become an even more resounding "A" with a more nailed-on defender instead of Gabriel.

        1. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Absolutely. You need to keep as many 5.0 defensive picks within you "pool" as possible.

          If you pick (maybe) Dawson and he falls to 4.9 in the first week then you haven't just lost 0.1....what you've lost is an easy transfer to Jones, Lovren, Williams, Jagielka, etc, etc, etc....

          That "5.0 placeholder" thing is really important in that position.

  15. Albrightondknight
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Something like Cedric and Byram as third defender rotation was risky. Now with Pied arriving just more complicated again. Pied was at Nice with Puel so assume he starts? What price ye think he gets 5? 4.5 would be nice.

    1. Birds of Prey
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      that is easily the best two teams to rotate. I have Byram but figured it was temporary. Gonna cause big ripples if he's a 5.0.

      1. Albrightondknight
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Easily the best rotation I have seen. Problem is it comes at a cosy if you want a nailed one from each.

    2. Saniul
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Would he drop a Euro winner for a guy who wasn't good at any of his clubs? Not so sure.

      1. Albrightondknight
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Valid point. Problem is we don't know. Just makes me think I need to spend more bucks on this rotation which I really like.

  16. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Hello world!

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hi Ch

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        You gonna just ignore me?

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I am not your favourite Cheese anymore.

    2. oghash
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hello gorgeous,, missed you x

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Well you are in luck. You on nights all week?

        1. oghash
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          First shift is not until Friday,, but will be in the dead zone all week probably.

        2. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I will be working 6 consecutive nights this week. So that is 72 hours in 6 days poor for me but great for you lucky people who will get extra of me!

          1. oghash
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Will you be working first weekend of fpl?

            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              I will be on the Friday and Saturday nights

              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                Which makes Thursday the primary tinkering night. All major decisions will be made then

                1. oghash
                  • 11 Years
                  10 years, 1 month ago

                  Excellent,looking forward to the results and lamenting my decisions

                  1. Cheeseoid
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 14 Years
                    10 years, 1 month ago

                    They will all be good decisions.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Chuckle. I would do that if only I had anyone else work with me

        1. Zasa
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          😯 Is that only during the night shift, mate?

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Yep night shift is lone man. But that is all I do.

            Drivers come in and out at times

            1. Zasa
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Ah right, well...that's more brown water for Cheese at least 😉

              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                lol! I had forgotten about the brown water night

      2. oghash
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        love it

  17. wagner is king
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    How is Hall of fame calculated..how many years does it take into account?

  18. Saniul
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

    The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

    The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

    The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

    Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

    The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

    The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

    The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

    The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

    The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”

    The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

    The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

    The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”

    The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

    Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

    The man demands the key to the stone door.

    The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

    He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

    Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

    So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

    Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”

    The man is relieved to no end.

    He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

    But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk!

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You wasted 2 minutes of my life

    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      What a disappointing payoff!

      1. Saniul
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        As intended. 😉

        How you doing, Cheesoid?

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Pretty good. Just a bout of insomnia on a night I could be sleeping so here I am.

          Still not done a RMT

          1. Saniul
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            It is 4.30 in the morning here, so tell me about it. 😉

            I actually have made exactly two changes since my first draft (Mkhi/Shaw out, Fuchs/Mahrez in) as well, still so many transfers to happen...

            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              I don't think I would buy anyone who got transferred this close to the start of the season. There is a reasonable chance they will not start the first game

              1. Ruth_NZ
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                Benteke to Palace
                Bony to Everton

                I think either of those at 7.5m would be worth considering. Still 11 days to go before the season starts.

                1. Cheeseoid
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  10 years, 1 month ago

                  Maybe. Or they could happen after the season starts messing up all your plans.

    3. Transient Anus
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😀

    4. Zasa
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Oh my 🙂

    5. ACROSS-THE-POND
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      But why am I not a Monk? I already know how many blades of grass and sand pebbles there are on the earth!

  19. Yam-es
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Going for my first RMT folks, so any help appreciated. Majoring on flexibility & opening fixtures, although tossing up a couple of options. Let me know what u reckon:

    Foster/Heaton
    Shaw, Azpi, Stones, Wolly, Kone
    Martial, Alli, Tadic, Townsend, Capoue
    Aguero, Luk (if CHE), Gray
    0.5itb

    A) Alli, Townsend, Luk 0.5itb
    B) Haz, Deulofeu, Tekkers (if CPL), 0.5itb

    Probs bring in Gabriel, Payet & Giroud after a few weeks. Thanks for any thoughts!

    1. Geoff
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Looking good.

    2. Sharpe Shuffle
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Decent

      B

  20. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Liverpool FC ‏@LFC 20m20 minutes ago
    Confirmed #LFC team to face @OfficialASRoma: Manninger, Clyne, Lovren, Klavan, Milner, Can, Wijnaldum, Ojo, Mane, Firmino, Sturridge

    Liverpool FC ‏@LFC 19m19 minutes ago
    Subs: Mignolet, Benteke, Coutinho, Henderson, Moreno, Lallana, Brannagan, Ings, Stewart, Wisdom, Markovic, Randall, Alexander-Arnold, George

    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Firmino out wide.... hmm

      Mane has played a lot out on that left side in preseason

      I wonder if Klopp wants Coutinho central, could be the pick of the bunch at 8.0m

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Ignore this, forgot Ojo is playing

    2. Geoff
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Interesting

    3. Ayew Serious
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Milner at left back again.

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Serious spanner in the works. And he'll probably still retain set pieces 😡

    4. Transient Anus
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Cheers carp. How long until kick off?

      1. Transient Anus
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Mane right, coutinho left is how we will probably line up fwiw.

        1. Saniul
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I prefer Lallana ahead of Mane.

          1. Transient Anus
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            He is quality eh. Mane suits the system better though. We need his pace and direct play to compliment the Brazilians

            1. Saniul
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Yeah, I guess. Never been a fan of Mane, but probably he will do well under Klopp...

          2. RoysCallerAnne
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            😯

      2. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        40 mins, 1.30am KO in the UK/ Ireland

        1. Transient Anus
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Ta

    5. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He's going to play Milner at LB this season. Unless they pull Hector out of the bag..

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Too bad from an fpl prospective. Moreno at 5.0 had serious potential.

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I agree. I was considering Moreno again

          1. Ayew Serious
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            As bad as our defence can be his attacking potential is crazy

            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              I think I have come up with a dirt cheap 5 man defensive rotation and he was the only non 4.5 player in it which works quite nicely. Might have to rethink

              1. Ayew Serious
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                That's no good. Unlucky mate

                1. Cheeseoid
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  10 years, 1 month ago

                  Well it is always a risk and Moreno wasn't a reliable source of points last season.

                  Best to know in advance than after he misses GW1

        2. RoysCallerAnne
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          ... to concede penalties, miss tackles, mis-position himself, lapses in concentration, get himself booked, lose the flight of the ball, hit the first man with his crosses, wildly overhit his crosses, shoot wide...

          yeah, serious potential to do all those. In the first 10 minutes of a match too.

          1. Ayew Serious
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Hahaha. Someone got trolled last season

  21. Iceball
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    What do you think of Diamonde in 352 instead of Capoue in 343? More points in midfield?

    1. BananaNose Maldonado
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It really just comes down to your confidence in another 6.5 mid (Townsend, Deulofeu, etc.) outperforming your 6.5 forward (Gray, Negredo, Carroll, etc.).

      I'm still likely to go with a 3-4-3 because of the depth of forward options at 6.5. You could probably go the entire season just switching out those third forwards based on form and/or fixtures. I think that might be harder to do with the midfielders.

  22. AK ⭐
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Champ, quick game of chess? 😉

    1. Transient Anus
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I'd love to mate bit I'm on the crappiest phone you could imagine right now. Smashed my oppo screen 🙁
      If you are around in an hour or so I can hotspot my laptop and play then

      1. AK ⭐
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Won't be around then, no worries though, we can do a game later tonight.

        Also, you don't log on to facebook these days?

        1. Transient Anus
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Haven't been on there in weeks. Will hop on now

    2. Zasa
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Playin' Champ at chess? Child's play, really...

      1. Transient Anus
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Dems fighting words

        1. Zasa
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Just what I've heard around the block 'ol chap 😯

  23. adstomko
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Thoughts on this? Gone for a different approach as none of the cheaper strikers convince me enough.
    4-5-1/5-4-1, rotating a defender and midfielder, and swapping Aguero if he becomes injured/plays a tough team.

    Courtois - Jakupovic
    Azpilicueta - Shaw - Morgan - Stones - Cedric
    Hazard - Mahrez - Nolito/Silva - Firmino - Feghouli
    Aguero - 4.5 -4.5
    0.5m ITB

    1. adstomko
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      *Mandanda not Courtois

    2. Knowledgeable meerkat
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I don't know where to begin

      "I'll swap aguero when he plays a tough team" was a personal highlight

    3. BananaNose Maldonado
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No offense, but this is a truly awful idea.

  24. Stupendous
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    How is draft number 128,704 looking? Stones City and Williams Everton.

    Forster
    Stones. Williams. Shaw
    Hazard. Tadic. Siggy. Deulofeu
    Kun. Ibra. Gray

    Jakupovic. Capoue. Pieters. Lenihan

    1. Geoff
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I think I like it. I think Williams is a good choice. I think Stones will start.

      1. Stupendous
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        For 50m, and Mangala out the door, you would bleeding hope so!!

        Cheers

        1. Saniul
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Otamendi and Kompany are miles better as CBs than Stones, so it is interesting when those two are fit...

          1. Stupendous
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Otamendi is a nightmare and Vinny is done.

            Sad days for Captain Fantastic

            1. Saniul
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o54znZ9RSHw

              Stones doesn't what a CB is.

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Solid team.

  25. mranonymous
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Alternating between 3-4-3/3-5-2.

    RMT. Thx.

    Foster-Valdes

    Terry-Shaw-Souare-Evans-Friend

    Hazard-Ayew-Tadic-Deulofeu-Townsend

    Aguero-Rooney-Gray

    1. Geoff
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      3-4-3 always.

    2. FPL Notebook (John)
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Attacking rotations are very difficult to get right - ask Jonty

  26. secret_account
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Assuming Ayew goes to West Ham, he in your team?

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I don't think so

    2. Geoff
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Haven't read much about this. How sure is it?

      I have Carroll in my team right now

      1. secret_account
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Not certain at all, just hypothetical. I also have Carroll in mine as it stands.

  27. Norman Conquest
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    off topic,just watched 4 episodes of stranger things and 2 of "the night of" good stuff waiting for the get down starting next week looks great for some old school hip hop shenanigans

    1. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Biggie or Pac?

      1. Norman Conquest
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        pac

      2. oghash
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        biggie. But pudgee was better from that era. Plus he had a conversation with me once 🙂

    2. You've got red on you.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Stranger things is well good. Awesome 80s fest! Like Goonies/Twin Peaks/Lostboys smash up!

  28. Saniul
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    People actually think Stones is better than Otamendi? I'd say he isn't good enough as his new replacement at Everton...

    1. Geoff
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      This is my question too. I've heard Kompany will lose his spot..

      Seems to me there are three (mostly) capable options there

      1. Saniul
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Naah, Kompany is their best defender if fit. Even if he plays 20 games per season, City have a substantially higher chance of keeping a cleanie in those games. If he is injured, that's another thing.

    2. Knowledgeable meerkat
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He's confortable with being on the ball though, has an eye for a pass, qualities which pep may well admire over otamendi

      1. Saniul
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah, Hart is no Neuer though... Stones' inability to be anything like a old school CB could hurt you in the PL.

        1. Knowledgeable meerkat
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I do agree that it doesn't really suit the PL but if there's any manager in the world right now who would try introducing a young ball-playing CB into the PL it'd be pep guardiola

          1. Saniul
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Yes, can't disagree with that. Pep is the only one who could make him great.

    3. Stupendous
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      See above mate. We aren't paying 50m for him to sit on the pine. Not another Raheem (who Pep will actually sort out you watch mind you)

      Vinny will not be our fearless leader anymore and he is all but done sadly. Regardless of being 'fit', his legs are gone.

      Ota is just a walking calamity

      1. Saniul
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Raheem had some qualities of a winger. Stones has fewer qualities of a CB... There must be something I'm missing here, personally felt Funes Mori is notches better than Stones every time they played together.

  29. flipperallstars
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    1st draft of team, any major changes? Thanks in advance

    Heaton (foster)
    Bailly Friend Taylor (bellerin parades)
    Redmond Ayew Townsenf mik (Ibe)
    Aguero ibrahimovic gray

    1. Geoff
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      People won't like the non-template-ness of it but..

      Decent. Not my picks but interesting and decent!

    2. FPL Notebook (John)
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      As long as you're convinced Bailley is nailed-on, i like it. Although i really can't pass an opinion on Gray yet, as I don't know much about him

  30. Zasa
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Great taste 😉 The two best shows to come out this year so far imo. The Get Down looks promising, it's Netflix's most expensive show they've made fwiw. Hope it has some of The Warriors sprinkled throughout

      1. Norman Conquest
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        lol

    1. Norman Conquest
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      i got a week off work and a new android box the wife thinks im going to be decorating lool

      1. Zasa
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Kill one bird with one stone, good choice 🙂