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15 October 2016 1439 comments
Mark Mark
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These international breaks don’t just drain the legs of our Fantasy assets. They’re not just disruptions that scatter flags about our squads. In my case, it appears they are capable of throwing me off course and leading me to abandon basic principles.

A fortnight ago I was stressing the need to maintain momentum by continuing to commit to brave transfer decisions.

I’d sacrificed statistical darlings in Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Michail Antonio and escaped unscathed, even in profit.

Now I had to capitalise on this trend and keep taking risks.

Yet this morning, just two weeks on and still rubbing the sleep of the international break from my eyes, I’ve settled on the most uninspiring and unlikely transfer.

Out goes Jonny Evans, in comes Cucu Martina. You read it correctly.

All the talk of gutsy transfers appears to have been dissolved by the two-week hiatus.

The devil in me would have shifted Lukaku for Benteke, perhaps Defoe for Austin or Sterling to Snodgrass, with the surplus spent on a big-ticket defender.

But in just two weeks, my ardour has been doused. Suddenly caution has set in, and I’m looking at the likes of Sterling and letting fear dictate matters.

While I’ve a belief that settling on assets and subscribing to a template will get punished this season, I’m already struggling to fight against it.

The fixtures, the price rises, the points hits – all these factors have combined to ensure that I was left with just one potential move: trading one vanilla 4.5 defender for another.

I’m now trying to convince myself that it’s a policy that can get me results. That, week by week, a straight swap in cheap defensive assets can go some way to cover for my lack of an Arsenal or Spurs asset in my backline.

It’s a nice theory and one that lets me snuggle up to the likes of Sterling and Lukaku in the hope that they will justify the faith.

But I can’t but feel that the break has stalled my progressive transfer policy, dampened my instincts and drowned out the gut-led strategy to be replaced by a pragmatic, dare I say, “dullard” approach.

I’m looking at Martina now and wondering how the twists and turns of a Fantasy season have led me to this and where it will end up.

I’m playing back his improbable 30-yard worldie against Arsenal in my head, just as a means of drowning out the shame of it all.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Arteta
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Updated!

  2. pundit of punts
    10 years, 26 days ago

    It's GW 8 and yet people have gone for captain punts.

    Brace yourselves for the wrath of KUN.

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 26 days ago

      And Tadic.

      1. Jasoooooooo
        10 years, 26 days ago

        And Son.

    2. Lecky Legs FC
      10 years, 26 days ago

      And Costa

      1. Stockport Hatter
        10 years, 26 days ago

        And Benteke.

        1. FPL Maldini
          10 years, 26 days ago

          Problem with Aguero...

          1) Just got back from a long international break
          2) Playing against a better defensive Everton
          3) Has Barca in a few days

  3. HurriKane
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Last season Sanchez started all 5 games which were after international break (source transfermarkt)

    Just because he started from the bench once this season doesn't mean it will always be the case

    Come on Alexis(C) 😉

    1. SheBangsTheDrums
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Once bitten...

  4. Epic Fail
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Everybody sort your teams out for next GW now so you can't moan about forgetting just after the next deadline.

    1. BadgersBoys
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Sure the deadline is 12.

    2. Kaneyonero
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Sanchez (C) next gw too

  5. Gnu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Starting to regret my decision to captain Lee Cattermole - doesn't look like he's going to start again. 🙁

    1. Sánchez
      10 years, 26 days ago

      It was an easy mistake though
      If i had him i would have too
      Wasn't willing to -4 for Sanchez to Cattermole though

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Sanchez is the better option till wee Lee Cattermessi is fully fit, silly punt really.

        1. Sánchez
          10 years, 26 days ago

          Be straight into my side next week on FT.
          Sanchez at home to Boro out for The Cat i reckon

          1. Gnu
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 26 days ago

            Yep, then you can say hello to the top ranked 3million gang - the elite. 🙂

  6. Lecky Legs FC
    10 years, 26 days ago

    (C)osta captainers shows yourselves

    1. Dr Dream
      10 years, 26 days ago

      o/

      1. Lecky Legs FC
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Good man

  7. thepeen555
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Damn I forgot due to work to go in and set my team again - doh!
    I got tekkers as my cap this week by the looks of things

    1. some witty pun
      10 years, 26 days ago

      not bad, could be a likely differential

    2. Epic Fail
      10 years, 26 days ago

      2 weeks...

      1. thepeen555
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Of?

        1. Epic Fail
          10 years, 26 days ago

          Time between gameweeks.

          1. thepeen555
            10 years, 26 days ago

            Yeah i wait till after internationals and with working and volunteering just didn't get the chance - it could have been worse

    3. Funkyav
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Dont understand these posts

  8. Kaneyonero
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Alexis hattie incoming and kun blank

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      10 years, 26 days ago

      not if he's on the bench as predicted

  9. Royal5
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Most of my rivals didn't captain Kun 😯 A lot of Sanchez, Benteke going on... Kun (c) fingers crossed

    1. pundit of punts
      10 years, 26 days ago

      This

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      10 years, 26 days ago

      You'd swear by the way you two are saying this there is not a legitimate chance he will be rested .

      1. Royal5
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Kun?

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          10 years, 26 days ago

          Yeah

    3. thep025
      10 years, 26 days ago

      This

  10. Chucky
    10 years, 26 days ago

    wow.Some juicy fixtures for my players in GW 9.Roll on GW 9 😀

    1. Sánchez
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Captain Kunor Sanchez gw9
      I'm thinking Alexis again
      Never owned Kun gw1-7 got him this week and now not captaining him for 2 home games running. Seems wrong

      1. Chucky
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Same.got him this week but will capt him for the first time in GW 11.

    2. JIM BOB
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Ive just looked as well and I have a serious benching dilemma.

      Need to bench Snodgrass (STK), Bony (hul) or Deeney (swa) ?

      1. Chucky
        10 years, 26 days ago

        tough one.AoA if you haven't used it already 😉

        1. JIM BOB
          10 years, 26 days ago

          I have 🙁

      2. Sánchez
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Tough call. Why you own fat boy Bony though?

        1. JIM BOB
          10 years, 26 days ago

          Had him from the beginning and bring myself to ditch given the fixtures

    3. Fred54
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Yeah not looking forward to GW8 despite its history...my team looks a bit meh. Roll on GW9!

  11. Optimus.
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Rob Holding owners, reveal yourselves?!...

      1. BadgersBoys
        10 years, 26 days ago

        🙂

      2. Optimus.
        10 years, 26 days ago

        🙂

  12. Ghost86
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Grant
    Bellerin Rose Smith
    Sanchez Firmino Walcott Son
    Aguero(c) Defoe Austin

    Ended up with this team on WC
    What u think?

    1. Optimus.
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Id WC mate

      1. BadgersBoys
        10 years, 26 days ago

        ☺

      2. big_cliff
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Hahaha

    2. Epic Fail
      10 years, 26 days ago

      One of the best I've ever seen.

    3. Sánchez
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Bench?

    4. Ghost86
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Hmmm damn can't wait for the Jan WC

      1. Optimus.
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Its a great team and you know it 😉

    5. SAY SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Great imo. You've left the bench out though, which I assume means it's weak...

    6. Pacer.
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Great team of the past

  13. GreennRed
    10 years, 26 days ago

    The next time the manager of a big club complains about fixtures congestion for pampered someone should remind them about Dundalk.

    8 games in 20 days for players who get paid less in a year than many PL players get in a week. 🙂

    http://www.kildare-nationalist.ie/2016/10/05/dundalk-face-eight-games-in-20-days-after-fixture-changes/

    1. BadgersBoys
      10 years, 26 days ago

      The next Boh's.

    2. fiveyears
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Dundalk have been class, doing well in Europa League.

      If clubs are that worried about fixture congestion, they should cancel their extensive pre-season touring schedule to actually rest during pre-season. No?

      1. Jimmers
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 26 days ago

        And you can bet if they bring in a winter break they'll fir in a trip abroad to play a game to create more brand awareness

        1. Jimmers
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 26 days ago

          *fit

    3. Mull
      10 years, 26 days ago

      It's their fault for playing in the Irish league.

      1. BadgersBoys
        10 years, 26 days ago

        It's their choice?

    4. Fred54
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Its all relative. They complain because its puts them at a disadvantage compared to thier rivals who may have less games and stay fresher.

    5. GreennRed
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Yer missing the point. PL is full of nancyboy whingers complaining about playing twice and very rarely three times a week getting paid more than God.

  14. BadgersBoys
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Nearly pens down..

  15. Shultan
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Strangest transfer of the week has to go to 4th placed in my ML who has done
    Mane to iwobi!
    I'm assuming it must have been a slip up as it doesn't make sense

    1. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Probably trying to free up funds for next GW, Iwobi's in form and has good fixtures, so not a bad move if that's the case.

      1. Pacer.
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Sounds like someone's got KdB on the brain

  16. JÆKS ⭐
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Any updates on Lovren?

    1. Optimus.
      10 years, 26 days ago

      His missus left him

      1. Optimus.
        10 years, 26 days ago

        For Milner

        1. Optimus.
          10 years, 26 days ago

          (penos are king)

        2. BadgersBoys
          10 years, 26 days ago

          Great choice.

          1. Fred54
            10 years, 26 days ago

            His missus choice of Milner?

            1. BadgersBoys
              10 years, 26 days ago

              Of course.

  17. Make United Great Again
    10 years, 26 days ago

    So many people forgot to change their teams in my mini league!

    Has this happened to anyone else?

    1. Optimus.
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Happened to no one... EVER!

    2. Mull
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Filthy casuals.

    3. Epic Fail
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Maybe they have the team they want it.

      1. Make United Great Again
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Highly doubt it. Injuries...everywhere.

        1. Epic Fail
          10 years, 26 days ago

          Trying to save transfers innit.

    4. Gimli son of Gloin
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Most don't care too much about it, or give up when they're doing poorly.

  18. LAMB TEA
    10 years, 26 days ago

    mane (C) lets do this

    1. BadgersBoys
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Wowzers

    2. Mull
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Of all the games to do that in, United(H) seems one of the worst.

  19. Respect My Authoritah
    10 years, 26 days ago

    A nice 0-0 will do here

    1. ANDER.
      10 years, 26 days ago

      1-1. Moses and Pedro to score.

      1. Respect My Authoritah
        10 years, 26 days ago

        One of them scoring an own goal presumably? 😀

        1. ANDER.
          10 years, 26 days ago

          Exactly! Fancy Pedro for OG

      2. Grand Thibauto
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Riyad Moses?

    2. Grand Thibauto
      10 years, 26 days ago

      The last Chelsea Leicester was 4-2 a few weeks ago. You should expect goals.

      1. Respect My Authoritah
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Means little. But yes, I do expect goals 🙁 🙁

        1. Grand Thibauto
          10 years, 26 days ago

          I want us to win. But 1-1 or cheeky 2-1 win for either is more likely.

  20. ANDER.
    10 years, 26 days ago

    When does this s*** site stops updating?

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 26 days ago

      About 10 minutes ago.

    2. Grand Thibauto
      10 years, 26 days ago

      it did

    3. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Stopped ages ago. Stop hitting refresh or if you do remove the updating section in URL.

      1. ANDER.
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Haha. Damn straight !

    4. ANDER.
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Just noticed i was refreshing the same page fantasy.premierleague.com/updating
      again and again and hence the same message pops up precisely every time Lol.

    5. Sánchez
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Ages ago

  21. Weeb Kakashi
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Arsenal Win
    Chelsea Win
    Bournemouth Win

    Placed seperate bets on these Wins

    Thoughts??

    1. BadgersBoys
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Chelski to let you down.

    2. Epic Fail
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Unlucky. Better luck next time.

    3. Grand Thibauto
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Yes
      Maybe
      Maybe

    4. Jay_
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Just did the same 3 plus Sunderland in a 4 fold. £10 pays £160

  22. thep025
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Goddamn.....If Kun blanks and Sanchez explodes I'm staring at a massive red arrow.......

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Haven't you got other players?

      1. thep025
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Well most in my MLs have sanchez(c)

        1. Epic Fail
          10 years, 26 days ago

          Doesn't stop your other players from tearing it up.

    2. Fred54
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Heh.

      I stared at my team with Sanchez as captain willing myself to change to Kun but didn't...

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      10 years, 26 days ago

      I hope you have a stinker. Come on your mini league rivals 🙂

  23. Worzel Gummidge
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Everyone else in my ML captained Aguero or Sanchez. Panic mode has set it.

    1. Grand Thibauto
      10 years, 26 days ago

      They didn't panic though

      1. Worzel Gummidge
        10 years, 26 days ago

        They should would Costa bags a brace.

        1. Worzel Gummidge
          10 years, 26 days ago

          *when

      1. Worzel Gummidge
        10 years, 26 days ago

        that Garfield?

        1. Optimus.
          10 years, 26 days ago

          Yes, if that makes it funnier 😉

          1. Worzel Gummidge
            10 years, 26 days ago

            Makes it more erotic for me.

    2. Stockport Hatter
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Relax. Same here but a Benteke brace will make me feel better ☺

    3. SAY SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Gotta have faith in your cap pick. Assume you spent some time thinking about it, so trust in that.

  24. Sharpe Shuffle
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Costa blank would be peachy

    1. Mull
      10 years, 26 days ago

      As always he'll score, get booked and get no bonus points.

  25. BadgersBoys
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Trifle is underrated.

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      10 years, 26 days ago

      In the sense no one has Trifle in their fantasy football teams ?

      1. BadgersBoys
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Correct. But also as a breakfast supplement.

      2. BadgersBoys
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Who's the armband on AW?

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          10 years, 26 days ago

          San(c)hez

          1. Zasa
            10 years, 26 days ago

            😯
            *takes armband fof Sánchez*

            1. Zasa
              10 years, 26 days ago

              *off

            2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
              10 years, 26 days ago

              At least if my captaincy fails I am taking you down with me .

              1. Zasa
                10 years, 26 days ago

                Bah humbug, i'm not going down on anyone! Not today at least 😎

          2. BadgersBoys
            10 years, 26 days ago

            Had it on him myself. Changed to Walcott, Back to Sanchez and ended up bottling it and went with Kun. Kinda regretting it (currently).

            1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
              10 years, 26 days ago

              Way too early to be saying that . I was put off by the fixture and the fact that KDB and Sterling are struggling to be fit too .

              1. BadgersBoys
                10 years, 26 days ago

                Agreed. Have made the wrong C choice consistently this year to date.

    2. Epic Fail
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Depends what it's made with.

      1. BadgersBoys
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Fruit. No sherry.

        1. Epic Fail
          10 years, 26 days ago

          Sounds good to me.

          (c)

          1. BadgersBoys
            10 years, 26 days ago

            ☺

      1. BadgersBoys
        10 years, 26 days ago

        🙂

  26. Sánchez
    10 years, 26 days ago

    GW9 benching dilemma
    Bench one (who then becomes 1st sub)

    A) Walker (bou)
    B) Lovren (WBA)
    C) Stones (SOT)
    D) Morgan (CPL)

    Only attacker I have from opposition sides is Benteke vs Morgan

    1. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Tough. Most will say C. I would have to say C out of those but I need to play him.

      1. Sánchez
        10 years, 26 days ago

        I dont mind having these headaches. Good problem but this is a hard call. Thanks for input. I think gw8 results will play a part in decision. Just hope Stones starts getting points

        1. Worzel Gummidge
          10 years, 26 days ago

          With the fixtures I can see CS coming. I have bigger defence moves to make next so he is staying for now.

  27. 1966 was a great year for E…
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Why did I captain the bloke with glass legs, who's just flown back from playing 180 mins thousands of miles away, through a slight injury, as the safe pick?

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Is this a rhetorical question ?

    2. BadgersBoys
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Because, it's Kun.

    3. Epic Fail
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Because unlike most weeks he's had plenty of time to sleep and rest on the plane back without fear of injury getting out of bed.

    4. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Im sure the airline made him comfortable in economy class.

    5. Shultan
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Because it's aguero that's why!

    6. Sánchez
      10 years, 26 days ago

      And has Barca midweek so cue early sub rest

  28. Captain Vantastic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 26 days ago

    Any good app that gives you goal alerts?

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Flashscores.

      1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
        10 years, 26 days ago

        ^ This or just stay logged in here and check them comments during the games. You'll have 3+ pages with the info along with the assister.

        1. Worzel Gummidge
          10 years, 26 days ago

          plus arguments about the assister. Those are the best.

          1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            10 years, 26 days ago

            For the last time it hit his laces you blind b*stard 😡 😉 .

  29. Turbo Timo
    10 years, 26 days ago

    I had a lot of tests this week so captain remains who it was last week

    And that's Deeney

    Anyone captained Deeney?

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 26 days ago

      What kind of tests?

      1. Optimus.
        10 years, 26 days ago

        Heroin tests

    2. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 26 days ago

      Hope they came back positive

      1. Worzel Gummidge
        10 years, 26 days ago

        *negative.

        1. Optimus.
          10 years, 26 days ago

          Sitting on the fence there 😉

  30. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    10 years, 26 days ago

    So many 'if's' !!!