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3 March 2018 1314 comments
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Gameweek 29 gets off to a potentially inauspicious start at Turf Moor – the venue that has seen the fewest goals in the Premier League this season.

Fantasy managers will have low expectations ahead of Burnley’s meeting with Everton, with clean sheets likely to be the target for most.

But the Clarets are without a shut-out in seven Gameweeks, while for Everton it’s even worse; they’ve failed to earn a clean sheet in eight attempts.

The Toffees arrive looking to end their dismal form on the road and while Sam Allardyce has been talking up the need to prioritise defence, he appears to have opted for a very attacking line-up.

Having praised Oumar Niasse in recent weeks, he drops the Senegalese to the bench and instead deploys what looks to be a front two of Cenk Tosun and Dominic Calvert-Lewin. Wayne Rooney also misses out and is on the timber.

Seamus Coleman returns for the visitors, though fellow full-back Leighton Baines makes his comeback from the bench following a calf injury.

James Tarkowski’s return looks to have restored a first choice back four for Sean Dyche’s side. When they’ve kept their ten clean sheets this season, nine have been achieved with Tarkowski in the starting line-up.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Sedemuda
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    There's the Everton cleanie gone

  2. HonestBlatter
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Cmon BENMEE winning goal incoming

  3. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Michael Keane is terrible

  4. F4L
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Lowton assist 😀

  5. Over Midwicket
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    At least I got a cheeky Lowton assist. 4.3 baby.

    1. Ghost Gooner
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Well deserved if you held all this time

  6. tm245
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Pickford.

  7. Old Wulfrunian
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Barnes you legend!

  8. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Lowton assist.

    Jafooli in dreamland!!!

    1. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Advised people to get him last week! He has a quality right foot.

    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      😎

  9. Twisted Saltergater
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Lowton! WHAT A PASS

  10. El-Kloppico
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Pickford never get CS.. how could you expect it!

    1. FC Hakkebøf
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Well deserved goal.. was incoming for a while.. no one should have expected ais cleanie

        1. Babit1967
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          Can’t wait to get rid when I use wc

  11. Chucky
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Jafoooli in Heaven...... 😀

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      😛 😎

  12. Rik Waller
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Everton back to being shite

  13. FPL Blow-In
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Has Walcott done anything ?

    1. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Unlucky not to have an assist. Also 2 shots on target. Looks a threat when Everton counter

      1. FC Hakkebøf
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Why unlucky? The ball was flicked on.. had it not been, it would have been a woeful delivery

    2. CFC1990
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      He's been alright assisted the assisted for the goal

    3. Ghost Gooner
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Pre assist cross, missed sitter, nearly got a yc

    4. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      running..

  14. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Need a Pickford goal now

  15. Waynoo
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    the cleanie master has shown his power

  16. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Someone tell Pickford that he is allowed to move forward from the goal, please.

  17. F4L
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    two more saves Picky and 1 bonus is yours. Come on lad

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      How did you work that out? 😆

      1. F4L
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        woops, didn't see Coleman. Give him a YC!

  18. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Now all this needs is a Niasse 1pt cameo.

    1. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Actually Niasse and Baines 1 pt cameos

  19. Collie01
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Is Lowton nailed?

  20. IAWC ( It's a Wonderfu…
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    mee winner incoming

  21. tm245
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Father and son, nice moment.

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Cat Stevens?

      1. FC Hakkebøf
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        The singer?

        1. FC Hakkebøf
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          Or a cat called stevens?

  22. Hotdogs for Tea
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Lawton essential at that price

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      With a DGW too. He'll be an enabler!

    2. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Who's Lawton ?

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Nah

  23. Collie01
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Rooney on for Davies

  24. TheRealDog
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Is Williams and Keane the worst CB partnership in PL?

  25. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Martina is hopeless

    How does he get into that Everton side?

    1. Third Eye Vision
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Literally because there is no one else.

    2. FC Hakkebøf
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Who would you play at lb?

      1. IRBOX ⚽
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Ah Baines

    3. LǝgleSs e|even
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Birds of a feather flock together

  26. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    😮 😮 😮

    Was doing something else 😆

    😎

    1. FC Hakkebøf
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      😀

    2. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      \ 😛 /

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      I hope you washed the sock.

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah and returned it to your missus 😉

        1. Chucky
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          😀

    4. Chucky
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      jammy lolton owners..

  27. Waterwheel Inc.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Everton have been s*** as a team, and Pickford keeping them in it . . . he finally lets one in and then gets a load of stick, really?

    1. FC Hakkebøf
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Pickford best player so far from everton

  28. FC Hakkebøf
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Burnley going for the kill.. Im really in awe over how well they play, regardless of the opponent being.. well less impressive

  29. Sif
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Benched Lowton.
    Stay home Chilwel!

  30. LǝgleSs e|even
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    there goes Colemans CS !