FPL Gameweek 1: Saturday's goals, assists, bonus and stats - Best FPL Tips, Advice, Team News, Picks, and Statistics from Fantasy Football Scout

FPL GW32 Scout Picks

Lammens

Mavropanos
Gabriel Magalhães
van Hecke

Semenyo
Bruno Fernandes
Gordon
Szoboszlai

Welbeck
Bowen
Haaland

Hermansen
Mukiele
Heaven
Hinshelwood

GW33 Chip Poll

Price Change Predictions

Risers

Fallers

Player	Team	Price	Progress	Tonight
Anderson	NFO	5.5m	92.2%	Unlikely
Mainoo	MUN	4.6m	89.2%	Unlikely
Senesi	BOU	5.1m	85.3%	Unlikely
Welbeck	BHA	6.2m	80.6%	Unlikely
Alderete	SUN	4.1m	80.7%	Unlikely
Cunha	MUN	8.0m	76.9%	Unlikely
Wan-Bissaka	WHU	4.1m	74.2%	Unlikely
Van Hecke	BHA	4.5m	72.2%	Unlikely
Mitchell	CRY	5.0m	71.0%	Unlikely
Igor Jesus	NFO	5.8m	66.8%	Unlikely
Gakpo	LIV	7.3m	66.1%	Unlikely
Justin	LEE	3.9m	65.6%	Unlikely
Sarr	CRY	6.3m	65.7%	Unlikely
Aït-Nouri	MCI	5.7m	65.5%	Unlikely
Leno	FUL	4.9m	64.5%	Unlikely
Kelleher	BRE	4.8m	60.2%	Unlikely
Frimpong	LIV	5.7m	58.4%	Unlikely
Richards	CRY	4.4m	56.5%	Unlikely
Cucurella	CHE	6.0m	55.1%	Unlikely
Aaronson	LEE	5.4m	54.0%	Unlikely
Gomez	BHA	4.9m	51.5%	Unlikely
Rodon	LEE	3.9m	51.2%	Unlikely
Haaland	MCI	14.4m	47.8%	Unlikely
Shaw	MUN	4.5m	50.7%	Unlikely
Thiaw	NEW	5.1m	51.0%	Unlikely
Damsgaard	BRE	5.6m	48.9%	Unlikely
Gibbs-White	NFO	7.4m	48.2%	Unlikely
Tarkowski	EVE	5.7m	48.2%	Unlikely
O'Reilly	MCI	5.0m	46.8%	Unlikely
Darlow	LEE	3.9m	46.2%	Unlikely
Semenyo	MCI	8.2m	45.0%	Unlikely
Watkins	AVL	8.5m	45.4%	Unlikely
Bowen	WHU	7.6m	43.1%	Unlikely
Aina	NFO	4.7m	43.6%	Unlikely
Gordon	NEW	7.4m	42.4%	Unlikely
Bassey	FUL	4.4m	42.0%	Unlikely
B.Fernandes	MUN	10.3m	42.0%	Unlikely
M.Fernandes	WHU	5.5m	41.3%	Unlikely
Amad	MUN	6.2m	41.1%	Unlikely
N.Williams	NFO	4.7m	40.3%	Unlikely

Connecting to LiveFPL...

We can't connect to LiveFPL right now, check back shortly

Player	Team	Price	Progress	Tonight
J.Timber	ARS	6.3m	115.0%	Very Likely
Lucca	NFO	5.5m	96.5%	Maybe
Tchaouna	BUR	4.8m	96.0%	Maybe
Kevin	FUL	5.8m	88.0%	Unlikely
Gvardiol	MCI	5.9m	86.0%	Unlikely
Gallagher	TOT	5.1m	84.2%	Unlikely
Mané	WOL	4.4m	81.0%	Unlikely
Areola	WHU	4.3m	81.7%	Unlikely
Spence	TOT	4.2m	81.4%	Unlikely
Weiss	BUR	4.3m	80.4%	Unlikely
Burrowes	AVL	4.4m	80.3%	Unlikely
McAidoo	MCI	4.5m	80.0%	Unlikely
Merino	ARS	5.4m	77.3%	Unlikely
Zubimendi	ARS	5.1m	73.9%	Unlikely
Travers	EVE	4.3m	74.8%	Unlikely
Emenalo	CHE	4.5m	74.7%	Unlikely
Longstaff	LEE	4.8m	74.1%	Unlikely
Piroe	LEE	4.9m	74.0%	Unlikely
Raúl	FUL	6.2m	69.0%	Unlikely
Keane	EVE	4.6m	68.2%	Unlikely
Cullen	BUR	4.9m	69.1%	Unlikely
Salmon	ARS	4.0m	66.9%	Unlikely
Grealish	EVE	6.3m	68.4%	Unlikely
Guéhi	MCI	5.1m	67.7%	Unlikely
Johnson	CRY	6.5m	67.3%	Unlikely
Slonina	CHE	3.9m	67.1%	Unlikely
Potts	WHU	4.4m	66.2%	Unlikely
Trafford	MCI	4.5m	66.4%	Unlikely
Reijnders	MCI	5.0m	64.3%	Unlikely
Rice	ARS	7.3m	60.9%	Unlikely
Fabianski	WHU	4.5m	63.7%	Unlikely
Lamadrid	WHU	5.0m	61.3%	Unlikely
Mayenda	SUN	5.2m	59.9%	Unlikely
Gusto	CHE	4.9m	60.6%	Unlikely
Steele	BHA	4.2m	59.6%	Unlikely
Andrey Santos	CHE	4.5m	58.8%	Unlikely
Abraham	AVL	5.9m	55.0%	Unlikely
Gyökeres	ARS	8.8m	56.8%	Unlikely
Cairns	LEE	3.9m	55.7%	Unlikely
Mee	MUN	3.9m	54.9%	Unlikely

Connecting to LiveFPL...

We can't connect to LiveFPL right now, check back shortly

FPL Fixture Ticker

Watchlists

	Player	Club	Factors
Up	Donnarumma	MCI	C
Up	Verbruggen	BHA	C, Vs
Down	Raya Martin	ARS	A
Up	Darlow	LEE	B, Vs, £
Up	Petrovic	BOU	B
Up	Henderson	CRY	C

Last updated: 10 Apr, 2026 9:57am

	Player	Club	Factors
Up	O’Reilly	MCI	B
No Change	Gabriel Magalhães	ARS	A
Up	van Hecke	BHA	B, Vs
No Change	Hill	BOU	B, £
Up	Struijk	LEE	B, Vs, £
Up	Lacroix	CRY	A
Down	van Dijk	LIV	C
Down	Thiaw	NEW	C, Rest
No Change	Kayode	BRE	B
No Change	Cash	AVL	C

Last updated: 7 Apr, 2026 3:02pm

	Player	Club	Factors
No Change	Bruno Fernandes	MUN	A
Up	Semenyo	MCI	B
No Change	Palmer	CHE	C
Up	Tavernier	BOU	C, £
Up	Ismaila Sarr	CRY	A
No Change	Gordon	NEW	A, OoP
No Change	Rice	ARS	C
No Change	Rogers	AVL	C
No Change	Anderson	NFO	B, £
Down	Szoboszlai	LIV	B
Down	Wilson	FUL	A
Up	Hinshelwood	BHA	B, Vs, £

Last updated: 10 Apr, 2026 10:24am

	Player	Club	Factors
No Change	Haaland	MCI	C
Up	João Pedro	CHE	A
Up	Welbeck	BHA	A, Vs
Up	Calvert-Lewin	LEE	C, Vs
No Change	Bowen	WHU	B
Down	Thiago	BRE	B

Last updated: 7 Apr, 2026 3:01pm

Scoreboard

FPL Gameweek 1: Saturday’s goals, assists, bonus and stats

6 August 2022 1426 comments

Skonto Rigga

The Scoreboard presents all the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) information you need from the day’s matches all on one screen, from LiveFPL‘s rundown of the goals, assists and bonus points to the underlying Opta stats that have freshly arrived in our Premium Members Area.

Our usual Scout Notes article, which summarises the main FPL talking points, notable manager quotes and injury news, will follow later in the evening.

SATURDAY’S GOALS, ASSISTS AND BONUS

FPL Gameweek 1: Saturday's goals, assists, bonus and stats

PLAYER AND TEAM STATS

TEAMS – GOAL ATTEMPTS

TEAMS – EXPECTED GOALS

PLAYERS – GOAL ATTEMPTS

This content is restricted to Chief Scout Members. Click here to register and get access to industry-leading stats from Opta and StatsBomb including Defensive Contributions data, the Rate My Team tool, Points Projections, 150+ Member-only articles, exclusive Team Reveals, a customisable Season Ticker, two Transfer Planners... and more!

CHECK YOUR LIVE FPL SCORE AND RANK

If you haven’t seen already, the beta version of our new Premium Members Area gives you a customised dashboard detailing your latest points and where you rank in the world.

You can find it via this link and you only have to type in your FPL ID number (so no password/email) to see the visuals.

MORE IN-GAME FPL DATA AT LIVEFPL

SIGN UP HERE FOR ALL THE TOOLS YOU NEED TO WIN AT FPL!

1,426 Comments Login to Post a Comment

PartyTime
3 years, 8 months ago
Just seen that Salisu’s own goal 😆
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
TheBiffas
3 years, 8 months ago
Currently sitting just outside the top 2 million 😎
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. Scots Gooner
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Only a game week rank at this stage. Finish in top 2 million every week, you win FPL (I think).
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. @persecuted_by_mods
    3 years, 8 months ago
    That doesn't sound right mate, 2 million X 38 weeks is a rank of 76 million
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. Scots Gooner
      3 years, 8 months ago
      Can’t argue with mathematics
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
    2. TheBiffas
      3 years, 8 months ago
      But you're forgetting double gameweeks, so some of them count for 4 each
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
      1. @persecuted_by_mods
        3 years, 8 months ago
        Bloody hell rookie mistake, I was gonna rival big man bakar but now I'll never be a big man
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        TheBiffas
        3 years, 8 months ago
        Size isn't everything
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        Herger
        3 years, 8 months ago
        I love the fact that that’s what he decided to call himself way too much
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
2. I Must Break You
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Thanks for letting us know
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
Zoostation
3 years, 8 months ago
If Haaland blanks tomorrow are Kane owners still making the change?
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. Scots Gooner
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Probably
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
2. PartyTime
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Last seen inside Salisu’s pocket
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
FISSH
3 years, 8 months ago
Trippier and Wilson saving my game week
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. I Must Break You
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Thanks for letting us know
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
PartyTime
3 years, 8 months ago
Rip to those who picked Scout’s picks
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. @persecuted_by_mods
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Who is scout? Is it jonty?
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. Herger
    3 years, 8 months ago
    He’s fallen in with the wrong crowd I heard 🙁
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. Piggs Boson
      3 years, 8 months ago
      Is he back on the meth again? 🙁
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
      1. Herger
        3 years, 8 months ago
        Afraid so mate
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
      2. Jam0sh
        3 years, 8 months ago
        What am I reading 🙁 that doesn't sound good
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
  2. PartyTime
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Whoever it is, I’m just grateful they set a trap for some to dive into
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. @persecuted_by_mods
      3 years, 8 months ago
      Could be Lateriser but he's the least template guy I know and he wouldn't trap us
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
  3. NorCal Villan
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Daughter of Atticus Finch
    
    ATTICUS! ATTICUS! ATTICUS!
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
2. SADIO SANÉ
  3 years, 8 months ago
  isn't it on like 50?
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. PartyTime
    3 years, 8 months ago
    😆 you gotta be kidding me
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
  2. Dynamic Duos
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Yeah 50 with Dias left
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
  3. PartyTime
    3 years, 8 months ago
    My bad. Didn’t consider Salah(C), I believe everyone did the same. The team doesn’t look too shabby now
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. SADIO SANÉ
      3 years, 8 months ago
      yeah that's the story in my minileagues, Salah(c) saving people from a load of 2-pointers
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
    2. NorCal Villan
      3 years, 8 months ago
      Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
3. boombaba
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Terrible scout.
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. NorCal Villan
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Not prepared
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
Herger
3 years, 8 months ago
Lost on last page

Jesus to Mitro
Mount to Kulu
-4?
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. @persecuted_by_mods
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Definitely, asap too to beat the price rises or you'll be stuck
  
  Value is extremely important early on (I don't believe this but I've read it many times)
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. Herger
    3 years, 8 months ago
    That is solid advice bro
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. Weasel Boy
      3 years, 8 months ago
      This
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
  2. NorCal Villan
    3 years, 8 months ago
    David St. Hubbins:
    We say, "Love your brother." We don't say it really, but...
    
    Nigel Tufnel:
    We don't literally say it.
    
    David St. Hubbins:
    No, we don't say it.
    
    Nigel Tufnel:
    We don't really, actually mean it.
    
    David St. Hubbins:
    No, we don't believe it either, but...
    
    Nigel Tufnel:
    But we're not racists.
    
    David St. Hubbins:
    But that message should be clear.
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
  3. mj1987
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Where are we tracking price rise/falls? fplstatistics.co.uk?
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
2. I Must Break You
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Yes. New rule this year means we get the points that our players scored in the previous week, so this transfer is certain arbitrage
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
3. Not again Shirley
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Err no. Madness.
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
4. Runnerboy31
  3 years, 8 months ago
  I assume troll …
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
TheBiffas
3 years, 8 months ago
Hog rider
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. NorCal Villan
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Not that there’s anything wrong with it
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
Herger
3 years, 8 months ago
Bottomed

In fact I can see why people expect a Mount haul next week, 1 shot on target, xg 0.11 xa 0.04, chances created 0, defo a keep
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. Sloths
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Even though they won I thought Chelsea looked awful tonight
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
2. I Must Break You
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Recency bias is a powerful force
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
TheBiffas
3 years, 8 months ago
Lost on last page

Jesus to Mitro
Mount to Kulu
-4?
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. dshv
  3 years, 8 months ago
  No mate.. jesus was awesome
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. Dynamic Duos
    3 years, 8 months ago
    He really was
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. @persecuted_by_mods
      3 years, 8 months ago
      Yeah, awesomely blanked! It's about points lads not namby pamby dancing around the box
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
      1. Dynamic Duos
        3 years, 8 months ago
        Tbh I was expecting 38 attacking returns to this season from him
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        @persecuted_by_mods
        3 years, 8 months ago
        Cold hard facts Mitrovic is better and cheaper, Jesus will do the donkey work for the mids to score
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        NorCal Villan
        3 years, 8 months ago
        Jesus rides the donkey
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        Alexis Nonsense
        3 years, 8 months ago
        Jesus will outscore Mitro no question
        
        Mitro play for Fulham remember
        
        Scoring two vs. Liverpool was a freak result
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
  2. TheBiffas
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Mitrovic was awesomer
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
2. Scapegoat Salah
  3 years, 8 months ago
  You can’t kneejerk so soon
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. @persecuted_by_mods
    3 years, 8 months ago
    You can only kneejerk too soon
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
yakirh
3 years, 8 months ago
Trippier owners!

What's the best plan?

1. Sell in GW2
2. Play in GW2, bench for Andreas Pereira GW3
3. Play in GW2, sell in GW3
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. TheBiffas
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Definitely, asap too to beat the price rises or you'll be stuck
  
  Value is extremely important early on (I don't believe this but I've read it many times)
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. Dynamic Duos
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Haha
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
2. Dynamic Duos
  3 years, 8 months ago
  2, why would you sell him?
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. yakirh
    3 years, 8 months ago
    To avoid GW3/GW5
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
3. Zimo
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Just keep him dude. Play Pereira in 3 and 5.
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
4. Amsterhammer
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Im doing 2
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
5. have you seen cyan
  3 years, 8 months ago
  I playing Trippier over both Bailey and Gabriel. Check his stats, very good
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. yakirh
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Nice bench you got there
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
6. jacob1989
  3 years, 8 months ago
  2
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
@persecuted_by_mods
3 years, 8 months ago
What rank do I have to achieve to be able to refer to myself as big man?
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. Dynamic Duos
  3 years, 8 months ago
  3
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
2. TheBiffas
  3 years, 8 months ago
  6.5 inches
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
3. PartyTime
  3 years, 8 months ago
  1
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
4. Herger
  3 years, 8 months ago
  You just have to work security at weekends I think
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
Scapegoat Salah
3 years, 8 months ago
Will people please stop kneejerking, you’re just making the prices likely to change.
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. @persecuted_by_mods
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Are you trying to suppress price action? I'm sure that's illegal
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. Scapegoat Salah
    3 years, 8 months ago
    No I’m merely suggesting to save not spend 🙂
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. I Must Break You
      3 years, 8 months ago
      My wife keeps telling me we have to spend to save
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
2. TheBiffas
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Thanks! Any help with my conundrum??
  
  Jesus to Mitro
  Mount to Kulu
  -4?
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. Herger
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Usually I’d say yes but big man Kaptain Kane’s Son is trying to illegally manipulate the marker
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
  2. Scapegoat Salah
    3 years, 8 months ago
    I’d consider Mount to Kulu only, later in the week before deadline
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. TheBiffas
      3 years, 8 months ago
      I'm messing mate. Don't own mount lol
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
3. Herger
  3 years, 8 months ago
  You’re not trying to manipulate the markets are you bro?
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
4. Scapegoat Salah
  3 years, 8 months ago
  And the players you’re selling will haul next week
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
5. PartyTime
  3 years, 8 months ago
  What does Salisu’s pocket look like?
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. Scapegoat Salah
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Couldn’t tell from Kulu’s angle 😉
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
6. mj1987
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Where are we tracking price rise/falls? fplstatistics.co.uk?
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
Van der Faart
3 years, 8 months ago
Very early but thinking about rolling FT?

Pope
TAA James Cancelo
Bowen Salah Bailey Pereira Martinelli
Kane Jesus

Ward Neco Perisic Greenwood

Obviously Kane to Haaland would be apopular move too.
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. International Richard
  3 years, 8 months ago
  I’m monitoring any prices changes between Kane & Haaland
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
Dynamic Duos
3 years, 8 months ago
Bans incoming lol
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. TheBiffas
  3 years, 8 months ago
  I said sorry
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
2. Herger
  3 years, 8 months ago
  They need to get rid of these non-serious posters.
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. boombaba
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Someone has had a bad game week
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. Herger
      3 years, 8 months ago
      I don’t like posts that aren’t RMTs or A or Bs when I’ve had a good game week either. This is a very serious forum big man Boombaba
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
      1. boombaba
        3 years, 8 months ago
        Very serious forum lol
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        @persecuted_by_mods
        3 years, 8 months ago
        It's definitely serious mate
        
        You can get banned for
        1) joking
        2) having a laugh
        
        And not banned for
        1) being racist
        2) making racist comments
        3) making fun of autistim
        
        The system works
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        boombaba
        3 years, 8 months ago
        I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        Herger
        3 years, 8 months ago
        We will mate but RMTs, A or Bs and racist comments only in future please
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
boombaba
3 years, 8 months ago
Kaptain Kane
Lol
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. TheBiffas
  3 years, 8 months ago
  I can see Kane captainers have been engulfed in a MUDWAVE!
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. boombaba
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Tidalmudwaveeeee
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
2. Scapegoat Salah
  3 years, 8 months ago
  I’m trying to be serious here
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
have you seen cyan
3 years, 8 months ago
Kane blanking and doing F all has really thrown a spanner in the works. He is my only premium and I was planning to just cap him for like 6 weeks lol. I know its only 1 game, but should I switch to Haaland? Knowing my luck Kane braces next week vs Chelsea..
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. @persecuted_by_mods
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Switch, he was playing CDM! Son and Kulu are better
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. have you seen cyan
    3 years, 8 months ago
    arm band is currently on Kulu lol
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. @persecuted_by_mods
      3 years, 8 months ago
      11.5 for a cdm, strikers are useless
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
      1. have you seen cyan
        3 years, 8 months ago
        Kane > Darwin has crossed my mind actually
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        @persecuted_by_mods
        3 years, 8 months ago
        The only advice I can give you about kane is, buy a calendar and look at what month it is
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        Scapegoat Salah
        3 years, 8 months ago
        What if next payday is in September?
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
2. Van der Faart
  3 years, 8 months ago
  He could and should have had at least an assist, Son selfishly didn't pass when Kane had half the goal at his mercy as well. He wasn't as bad as people are making out.
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. have you seen cyan
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Yea, seems rash to ditch him so soon.
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
3. boombaba
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Thinking Kane would score in august... lol
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. have you seen cyan
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Pretty sure Kane broke his August curse under Jose. Kane and Son were both banging in August form what I remember, is that when Spurs smashed Manu like 5-0 or something?
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. Scapegoat Salah
      3 years, 8 months ago
      Brace against Villa iirc
      McGinn scoring for Villa
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
    2. Van der Faart
      3 years, 8 months ago
      Hes scored 4 times in August since 2019.
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
      1. have you seen cyan
        3 years, 8 months ago
        oh I must remember wrong, that's weird.
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
      2. Khark
        3 years, 8 months ago
        That stat is a bit naughty. One prem season didn't start until September because of covid
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        have you seen cyan
        3 years, 8 months ago
        Maybe that's what im thinking of, probably not though 😀
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        Van der Faart
        3 years, 8 months ago
        Yeah and he didn't really show up to Spurs until late August last season either
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
TheBiffas
3 years, 8 months ago
What time do I have to get up in the morning to be able to refer to myself as Lateriser?
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. ZimZalabim
  3 years, 8 months ago
  what if I told you time is not a mitigating factor
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. @persecuted_by_mods
    3 years, 8 months ago
    I would say how do you know what that hobo in Tesco told me as he put beans down his underwear
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. ZimZalabim
      3 years, 8 months ago
      I have my ways
      
      I believe his exact words were, "The Fat man flies at midnight"
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
2. Herger
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Don’t commit to anything until Lateriser confirms bro
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. TheBiffas
    3 years, 8 months ago
    No doubt bro no doubt
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
3. NorCal Villan
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Don’t get up at all
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
Scapegoat Salah
3 years, 8 months ago
In MyNameIsQ and MyNameIsRedro the same person?
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. Herger
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Do you mean Big Man MyNameisQ and Big Man MyNameIsRedro?
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
2. @persecuted_by_mods
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Next you'll say I'm Biffas and Deulofail too
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
3. Herger
  3 years, 8 months ago
  We’re also Big Man TheBiffas and Big Man Deulofail btw
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
@persecuted_by_mods
3 years, 8 months ago
If you're considering Kane to HAULand then consider this stat

It is August
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. TheBiffas
  3 years, 8 months ago
  I hate it when my Kane is in August
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
2. TheBiffas
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Naughty Kaptain 😆
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. @persecuted_by_mods
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Must have got banned for that one
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
have you seen cyan
3 years, 8 months ago
Bournemouth total EO 0.3%. If your looking for a differential anyone 😛
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. @persecuted_by_mods
  3 years, 8 months ago
  I've already got Neto and Bailey I don't need more differentials
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. have you seen cyan
    3 years, 8 months ago
    u could be in that 0.3%, think how exclusive that is
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. @persecuted_by_mods
      3 years, 8 months ago
      Enough to make me a big man? I'll do it! Who do you suggest?
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
      1. have you seen cyan
        3 years, 8 months ago
        none, its Bournemouth
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        @persecuted_by_mods
        3 years, 8 months ago
        Then I don't get the point of the post what do you mean mate
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        have you seen cyan
        3 years, 8 months ago
        I don't know much about Bournemouth, not educated to recommend anyone.
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
        
        @persecuted_by_mods
        3 years, 8 months ago
        That doesn't stop anyone else giving advice
        Open Controls
        Permalink
        Login To Reply
2. TheBiffas
  3 years, 8 months ago
  I've already got Jefferson Lerma I don't need more differentials
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
3. Herger
  3 years, 8 months ago
  I’ll take them all. Or at least the ones that scored
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
4. NorCal Villan
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Thank you for your service
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
have you seen cyan
3 years, 8 months ago
What are Mount owners thinking about?
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. Herger
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Why did that woman still not want to sell after finding out her two totally useless ornaments were worth £8.5k on Antiques Roadshow last Sunday?
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. Herger
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Mate she’d literally forgotten about them for 15 years
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. have you seen cyan
      3 years, 8 months ago
      she probably wants a second opinion, thinks she is being swindled
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
    2. @persecuted_by_mods
      3 years, 8 months ago
      It's the principle bro, + you don't wanna look cheap on TV imagine what the neighbours would think
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
    3. TheBiffas
      3 years, 8 months ago
      Yes but they were a gift from her grandfather, has to stay in the family
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
2. NorCal Villan
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Hobo with a Shotgun
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
3. Sloths
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Wish I'd picked Kulu 😛
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
4. have you seen cyan
  3 years, 8 months ago
  I think for about 10 seconds every Mount owner today was like, wait who's on pens? Is it Mount? Or will Sterling take it?
  5 seconds later, FS I forgot about Jorginho..
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. Runnerboy31
    3 years, 8 months ago
    I wish this wasn’t so true …
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
fantasyfog
3 years, 8 months ago
I'd just like to remind everyone that it is only half way through gameweek1 of a long long season, and however frustrated and fed up you're feeling now, just know one thing

It will get much much worse than this : )
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. @persecuted_by_mods
  3 years, 8 months ago
  This doesn't apply to good players like me Bigmanlateriser
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. TheBiffas
    3 years, 8 months ago
    You don't have the authority to assume that moniker sir
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
  2. Herger
    3 years, 8 months ago
    I’m assuming given we’re the same person I’m covered by this
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
2. ZimZalabim
  3 years, 8 months ago
  well, thanks for that
  
  Son is crying now
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. NorCal Villan
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Why, Spurs won
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
Johnjo
3 years, 8 months ago
I'm tempted by Kane to Mitrovic and Bailey to Kulu. Or is that too kneejerky?
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. Botman and Robben
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Yes
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
2. @persecuted_by_mods
  3 years, 8 months ago
  I'd do it, people here will put you off just because they want prices to stay the same
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. jonny77
    3 years, 8 months ago
    And what happens when you kneejerk someone in after 1 GW and they flop...
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
3. ZimZalabim
  3 years, 8 months ago
  ask tomorrow
  
  Tonight the Big men have taken over
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
4. Herger
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Don’t do it. I want prices to stay the same.
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
5. NorCal Villan
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Do it, right now
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
6. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Kulu and Richarlison will rotate a lot
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
7. Firminooooo
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Im thinking about moving Kulusevski to Foden If he looks good.
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
TheBiffas
3 years, 8 months ago
Mods are having a great game tonight
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. @persecuted_by_mods
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Imagine being around to prevent banter! The racist comments and sexist ones and disability mocking ones are totally fine though, classic
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. TheBiffas
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Tbf to the mods though they've got to draw the line somewhere.
    
    Racism is one thing.
    
    BANTER... is another "shudders"
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
    1. fantasyfog
      3 years, 8 months ago
      What did I miss?
      Open Controls
      Permalink
      Login To Reply
Khark
3 years, 8 months ago
I'm calling it now. Kane scores vs Chelsea.
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. TheBiffas
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Cheers mate nan's doing cartwheels down the stairs
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. ZimZalabim
    3 years, 8 months ago
    No offense mate but Id stop her if I were you
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
2. have you seen cyan
  3 years, 8 months ago
  I will agree with you, maybe Kane brace.
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
3. Herger
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Kane playing in London vs Kane playing in August
  
  The unstoppable force vs the immovable object
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
Sloths
3 years, 8 months ago
So who do we think the new Aston Villa manager will be?
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. @persecuted_by_mods
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Lampard surely
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
2. Herger
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Big Man Roy Hodgson
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
3. ZimZalabim
  3 years, 8 months ago
  bring back Martin O'Niell
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
4. have you seen cyan
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Bilic? Where is he? China?
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
POGON 1948
3 years, 8 months ago
that mysterious Jorginho P. scored again. Anyone know what his full last name is? why do they always only state his inital
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. ZimZalabim
  3 years, 8 months ago
  PBigman
  
  The P is silent I believe
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
Athletico Underachieving
3 years, 8 months ago
Anyone else noticed Jack Harrison got 23 this week?
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. TheBiffas
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Cheers mate uncle's licking the windows again
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
2. Athletico Underachieving
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Haha no genuinely guy in my mini league has Harrison, got 6 pts but onhis team it’s showing he got 23…
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. Athletico Underachieving
    3 years, 8 months ago
    It’s corrected now and I sound mental but I have a screenshot!!
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
@persecuted_by_mods
3 years, 8 months ago
Is this site just a shell company with a hidden target of suppressing fpl price action? Everyone is always saying "don't kneejerk", "don't make the prices rise", "I'd wait on that one"

If they find me dead with a satsuma in my mouth or I get banned you'll know the truth, there is no damn Pepe Silvia
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. Herger
  3 years, 8 months ago
  😆
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
2. ZimZalabim
  3 years, 8 months ago
  stop drinking the paint greenman
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. NorCal Villan
    3 years, 8 months ago
    I eat stickers all the time, dude!
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
3. NorCal Villan
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Dude, Pepe Silvia lives, I keep getting his mail
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
bv57
3 years, 8 months ago
59 with Cancelo and Ederson to go. Could be worse
Open Controls
- Permalink
Login To Reply
1. Herger
  3 years, 8 months ago
  How could it? How could it possibly be worse?
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
  1. bitm2007
    3 years, 8 months ago
    Could be on 54 with just Cancelo to go like me.
    Open Controls
    Permalink
    Login To Reply
2. have you seen cyan
  3 years, 8 months ago
  55 with Ward, Cancelo, Jansson left. Seems ok but I did BB so not great. Mainly because the only premium I have is Kane 🙁
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
3. TheBiffas
  3 years, 8 months ago
  That must be top 6,7 mil right??
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply
4. I Must Break You
  3 years, 8 months ago
  Whew, we’ve been patiently waiting for you to tell us how you’re doing
  Open Controls
  - Permalink
  Login To Reply