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  1. Baps Hunter
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Onana, we want at least 2 pt save!

    1. Baps Hunter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Best top posta ever and possibly famous last words...

  2. ZeBestee
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Someone tell Kompany you can't survive in the PL with a very young team. He needs to balance it with a few seniors.

    1. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Alan Hansen 2.0 ?

  3. ☈☾
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Bruno playing left back now

    1. ☈☾
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Right back now

      1. nanxun
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Yeah, wtf?

  4. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Rashford looks back to his usual can't be arsed attitude we've seen for most of his Man Utd career

    1. Shultan
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Yeah he's going on my WC for Salah

    2. BIGREDDOG
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      He looks frustrated. Hojlund looks hard to play with at times despite his energy.

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        He needs to learn how to play with him and actually try. Rather than throwing his toys out the pram. He's not a team player

        1. BIGREDDOG
          • 8 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          Sounds like you're about to throw Rashford out your pram 🙂 Think I'm gonna do the same.

          1. Bubz
            • 12 Years
            2 years, 6 months ago

            I sold him for Maddison in GW4

  5. Alan The Llama
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Onana save point given

    1. The Ilfordian
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Yay. Hopefully not short lived joy before the inevitable goal conceded

    2. Baps Hunter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Yes, but baps lost

  6. _Ninja_
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Nice try Botman...I really need to get home to 'drops keys' off to my gf..

    His gf...

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/chana-kesselaar-sven-botman-wag-773670133.jpg

    1. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      You perv. You actually searched for her after that twitter post!

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        And was handsomely rewarded

    2. Hazz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      I'd drop my keys in the bowl too tbf

      1. The FPL Units
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

    3. Make FPL Casual Again
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Yeah I'm sure the Botman gave her the "key" alright...

  7. SouthCoastSaint
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Reguilon in on wildcard.

    Just can’t catch a break

  8. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Hannibal being very punic

    1. Alan The Llama
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Love a reference to the wars vs Carthage. Which was in modern day Tunisia.

  9. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    What.an.idiot.

  10. BobbyDoesNotLook
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Hojlund horrible decision making and execution.

    1. Monklane
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Yeah, but apart from that.....

  11. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Lucky Onana owners

  12. One Bee's Saka
    • 2 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Reguilon injured.

  13. ☈☾
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    This will be painful but Burnley will probably score in extra time

  14. nanxun
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Hojlund ... [facepalm]

  15. jack88
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Hojlund seems lukaku v2

    1. One Bee's Saka
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Weghourst v2

    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Lukaku is significantly better

    3. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      I hope you have seen Lukaku in his prime. That's not even a comparison

      1. jack88
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Yeah i saw him very well in Everton. I am taking about his recent performance.

        1. jacob1989
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          Lukaku is still very good for Belgium

  16. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    JRod is going to score soon

    1. jack88
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Jrods rod is ready

  17. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Was thinking of getting a Burnley for the double but if they can't do anything impactful against the poorest team in the league, there is no point.

  18. ZeBestee
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    We play football on these artificial pitches with senior players who have played football all their lives. The moment young lads come in the games, football is normally not the same as they want to run like headless chickens. Playing with experience players is a whole different story to young inexperienced kids however talentes they are.

  19. Shultan
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Wtf rashford

  20. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Remember preseason when people were going to put Brownhill as their midfield enabler!

    1. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Over the hills and far away

    2. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      He got like 5 goals in the preseason
      (grasping at straws)

  21. ☈☾
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Amrabat coming on

    1. The FPL Units
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Whi?

    2. ZeBestee
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Sofyaaan

    3. ☈☾
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      playing left back

  22. Vazza
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Need to offload Mubama tonight to avoid the price drop.

    Worth doing Mubama to Woodrow using one of my 2 FTs?

    I have 0 ITB..

    1. Rojo's Modern Life
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Never heard of either of them so probably not worth a transfer

    2. Hazz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Feels like a waste of a transfer.

      If you sell him for another player you are never going to play, it's going to be 2 transfers wasted since you'll be selling the other player in future too.

      I'd retain the 2 FTs to be able to what happens tomorrow/anything midweek?

      It's just 0.1m. If it was important now you'd be using it on someone other that Woodrow?

  23. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Would gnaw off my left arm for a Burnley clean sheet buster

    1. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      would there be any anesthesia?

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        My happiness would act as a natural anesthetic

  24. Alan The Llama
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Ten Haag should drive the actual bus on to the pitch and park it.

    1. One Bee's Saka
      • 2 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      He already did it since the game started

  25. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    How is Bruno a captain? Evans walking off. Bruno gives him a limp low five, with an expression on his face which is just short of a kill me.

  26. Herger
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    A very impressive performance from the Red Devils

    1. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Especially Hojlund

    2. ZeBestee
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Is it? They are playing inexperienced team.

      1. Herger
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Competed well despite an unprecedented number of injuries and the VAR incident

        1. ZeBestee
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          No, they have been average, made Burnley pay for their juvenile mistake to score only 1 goal. This Burnley team will be spanked by other top 6 teams.

    3. DARK SIDE OF THE LOON
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Impressive? A defensive 0 - 1 against Burnley.

  27. Thanos
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    So now MU will play out 1-0 scores against the bottom team in the league. How have we reached here. Sad.

  28. Woy_is_back
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Rasmus "Jackson" Hojlund

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Jackson is going to unleash all of his built up xG in one go vs Aston Villa with a 4 goal extravaganza

      1. GoonerSteve
        • 16 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Chilwell assisting all 4

        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          2 years, 6 months ago

          No no, Chilwell 2 and Sterling 2

      2. Make FPL Casual Again
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 6 months ago

        Thats what the Botman did when he gave the "key" to his girlfriend

  29. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    Onana 3rd save

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Already had it

    2. WVA
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      Like I posted earlier, an Onana haul was the only thing guaranteed in this match

  30. have you seen cyan
    • 6 Years
    2 years, 6 months ago

    It feels like this match has been 4 hours long

    1. Hazz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 6 months ago

      I was in Scotland at kick off.
      I am in South East London now.