Euro 2024

76 of the best – and worst – Euro 2024 Fantasy team names

With the tournament kick-off date getting nearer, excitement for Euro 2024 Fantasy is building. Before we settle on our player picks, however, the most important job: choosing our team names.

Once you’ve drafted an initial line-up and continued to select a Matchday 1 captain, the next screen asks what to call your squad.

Naturally, the suggestions below have some crossover with our previous feature on 2023/24 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) team names but here, crucially, there’s a maximum of 25 characters rather than 20. So much can be done with those extra five letters/numbers!


Minority Laporte

When Harry Met Saliba – Former North London rivals may be forced to reunite in the knockout phase

No Kane, No Gain – Sometimes the template picks just make sense

Hey Jude, Don’t Make It Bad

The Wimmer Takes It All

Believe by Schar – This 1990s chart-topper is one of the earliest examples of autotune

Enter Shaqiri

Sommer Lovin – Tell me more, tell me more

Wirtz, Wind and Maguire – Admittedly, it’s a bit of a stretch putting Florian, Jonas and Harry together

Brat-Wirtz – For when the German wonderkid acts a bit childish

Rice, Rice, Baby

Uptown Dunk

Turkish De Ligt – If you have a sweet tooth

Dark Side of De Roon

Baby Reijnders – Topical

Auf Wiedersehen, Petkovic – For those alive in the 1980s, this nod to the German hosts prepares for Croatia’s elimination. Could also be for Serbia’s Djordje Petrovic.

Domagoj Vida Loca – The Ricky Martin song is stuck in your head now, isn’t it?

Kumbulla, My Lord

Old Havertz Kai Hard

Chicken Tikka Musiala – Usually reserved for Mo Salah but the German attacker seamlessly steps in

Who Ate All Depays?

Blind and Immobile – If you’re frustrated at the players’ lack of awareness and movement

Cancelo Culture

Kroos Control

Areola Grande – Thank you, next

Groß Misconduct

Back of the Neto

Bachmann McGinns – Similarly to the curry conundrum, Watford’s goalkeeper replaces Sven Botman

Philipp The Lienhart – Sticking with Austria, this one is for history buffs

Pinky And De Bruyne – One is a midfield genius, the other’s insane

You’ve Had One Tchouameni – It’s always good to have this friend on a night out

Dragusin To This Mess – Otherwise it could start to go wrong

Under my Cucurella

Love The Way You Szoboszlai

Onana, What’s My Name? – A few Rihanna contenders, here

Duda, Where’s Micah? – When asking a Slovakian attacker where the omnipresent pundit currently is

Buongiorno, Dov’e Chiesa? – Good morning, where is church? Featuring two Italian players


Finding Timo – When you see Werner on the Fantasy game but can’t locate him on Germany’s squad list

Alisson Wonderland

Lallana Del Rey

If Tomori Never Comes – Or, in fact, when

Mbemba, You’re a Womble

Kinder Mbeumo – Some delicious West London chocolate

Come Digne With Me

Chiellini Con Carne

Slumdog Mignolet

Fer Fuchs Ake

Haven’t Got a Kalou

Hell in Lascelles – Occasionally, Fantasy disputes need settling inside a large, roofed steel cage

Better Call Saúl


Czech, Mate – The moment when pundit Postecoglou is asked about Coufal’s nationality

Feeling Hungary – Those food puns gave it away, right?

Bayer Neverlosin’ – A classic five-a-side team name that recently became accurate… well, almost

Borussia Teeth

Werder Beermen

Cure My Hannover – Apparently a simple slice of toast is very effective at this

Expected Toulouse

Pathetico Madrid

Real Strugglers

Inter Row Z – Is it still too soon to mention Kane’s World Cup penalty?

Hardly Athletic

Sporting Abeergut

Sub-standard Liege

Nether, Netherlands – Home of Claudio Ranieri, the Tinkerman

Dynamo Chicken Kiev


Norfolk and Chance – By law, this name has to be suggested

Game of Throw-ins – For that particularly frustrating group game with no breakthrough

Champagne Super Rovers

My Hits Don’t Lie – As with FPL, extra transfers cost four points in Euro 2024 Fantasy

One Size Fitz Hall

Smells Like Team Spirit

Obi 1 Kenobi 0

Fifty Shades Of Andy Gray – “Will I use this team name? Yes. Yes, I will.”

Murder On Zidane’s Floor

Absolutely Fabregas – When you have no doubt who this BBC pundit is

Neville Wears Prada – Before flicking over to ITV for Gary’s fashion show


A reminder that we’ll be covering the European Championship in great detail this summer.

Part of that coverage will be the usual team-by-team guides on all competing 24 nations in Euro 2024.

But we’ll also have team reveals, strategy guides and much more. The official UEFA Fantasy game will be the main game we’re covering, which you read about below:

There’ll also be £500+ worth of prizes if you join our mini-league! Click the below to sign up:

If you want to be part of our coverage and are a fan of one of the countries competing, do get involved via the below:

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