I am happy to act as a referee for you application.

What did you have in mind?

I wrote enough articles in the comment section already. Just awaiting my paycheck

Most of my fantasies involve 'jobs.

Just to clear up any nasty rumours, not Steve.

Always twist

Easy twist

Twist of course! Need you ask?

while Georgia looked Ok, the Czech are more solid defensively than Turkey. I'm sticking with Pickford myself because I don't trust Austria won't concede but if you can't twist on the Czechs shutting out Georgia then you can never twist

Stick

are you in any leagues where you need to make up ground? twist. doing ok? stick

I think so yeah. Lukaku is out to prove a point after the last game.

No. Go uber differential please.

Rashford too. can you imagine the abuse he'd be getting after a poor performance?

Reckon you actually have to win summat to be classed a winner

No

Nah