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  1. Dat Guy Welbz
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    FPL Virgin won’t be a virgin anymore by time they release the game.

    1. Ahtikullervo
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      You give the guy false hope... If it has not happened so far, it might take awhile... Lol

  2. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Decided to bake some cookies when waiting for FPL to launch. I ate so much chocolate chip cookie batter I overdoughsed.

  3. Firminooooo
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    This is a joke. Think I will pay my son to refresh.

    1. Grounderz
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      While you pay him to refresh, you may forget to pay him to notify you when the site is up. Sort of defeat the whole purpose of this exercise that you're doing.

  4. Grounderz
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    This is basically a yearly July ritual that we all have to perform.

    1. FPL's page goes into game updating.
    2. Fantasy football managers hitting the refresh button for 3 hours at least.

  5. FPL Insanity
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    That moment you refresh and it takes a split second longer.... then back to the F5 grind again

  6. Dat Guy Welbz
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    THREE HOURS…

    1. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Still better than "48 hours" and especially "9 and a half weeks"

  7. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    How has everyone's summer been? Looks like the game's not far from release. How we all feeling about it?

    1. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      We like the ‘Game updating’ font, very neat and clear.

    2. TheBiffas
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Stop distracting me from F5 with your niceties!

      1. Emiliano Sala
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        he is fooling us to take #1

    3. AllThePies
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Pretty good. Stayed away from Fantasy Euros so pretty jazzed to get back on the FPL train after a good showing last year. Yourself?

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Yeah I'm good. Very busy in my new line of work as a gardener. Nice to have nights and weekends off now.

    4. JBG
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Most boring summer in a long while, didn't get to travel anywhere because we're expecting a baby anytime now...

      Only highlight being selling our old car and buying a new.

      1. JBG
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Oh and constant rain where I live.

      2. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Well, at least your long boring summer is a precursor to something awesome!
        Well done to you and your ball bag.

        1. JBG
          • 8 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          Hahah thanks.

        2. JBG
          • 8 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          How about your summer so far?

      3. TheBiffas
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        What car did you plump for?

        1. JBG
          • 8 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          MG4 EV.

          Diesel/gasoline cars are so expensive noe.
          But not complaining at all, very comfortable car to drive and perfect family car.

          1. TheBiffas
            • 5 Years
            2 years, 10 days ago

            Nice, good cars those

    5. FP El Wonky
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Summer is good, nice and warm. The euros and Wimbledon where great.
      Tapping F5 every so often..
      It's nice to be back

      Thanks for asking horsie

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Yeah they were. I had a rare day off on Monday and had serious withdrawals. Final of both the two you mentioned were the day before and Tour de France had a rest day

        1. FP El Wonky
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          Funny enough I never got into watching cycling.
          Anything with an engine doing laps or the dakar is mostly what I like

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            2 years, 10 days ago

            Probably as I grew up in the saddle. Cycled a lot of France too.

            1. FP El Wonky
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              2 years, 10 days ago

              Yeah me too.
              Lots of cycling, in Spain in my case.
              Also I'm a big fan of anything involving roller skates.

              That aside now we can all tinker with our teams to our hearts content.

              Good luck for the upcoming season old chap

  8. Ahtikullervo
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    11 million players last year, I guee they wait for 11 million clicks at the moment...

    1. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Kryten?

    2. Emiliano Sala
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      I've done that myself I guess

  9. have you seen cyan
    • 6 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Fpl towers are annoying. Why drag this out for like 7 days and then take hours to release the game. Most anticlimactic event in the worlds history.

    Just desperate for clicks

    1. Funkyav
      • 17 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      this is their way, its all about clicks, engagement and maximising number of players

      1. LOL LINGARD SCORED
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Just like every other internet based business in the world

  10. Berkshire Hafaway-Line
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    I would love to see a graph of everyone's brain dopamine levels these last three hours

  11. RedLightning
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Perhaps it would be faster if we all stopped clicking!

    1. LarryDuff
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Nice try, get everyone to stop so you get #1

      1. Take Your Points
        • 2 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        Hello Father Larry Duff

        1. LarryDuff
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          Tell ted I'm fecking busy!

    2. Goro Majima
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      We know your evil scheme!

      1. Zimo
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        U didn't say Kiryu Chan

        1. Goro Majima
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          Might send him round to FPL towers to buck their ideas up.

    3. have you seen cyan
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Screw them, use more devices to click even more

    4. _Make
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Friends, this is what FPL Towers wants - for us to turn on each other and lose sight of the real enemy

    5. lilmessipran
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      I used to try this stuff back in school not gonna lie

    6. FP El Wonky
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Sneaky advice that xD

  12. Simpix
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    For those of you using a Windows PC, can I suggest using an "Easy Auto Refresh " extension to avoid the continuous F5 pressing.

  13. coriswrasse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Good morning from the US. I see everyone is F5'ing the Slot machine. Best of luck to you all this season.

    1. AllThePies
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Thancc fren

  14. Dat Guy Welbz
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    I’m off to the toilet. Watch the game launch now.

    1. skooldaze
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      It's launched...post plop

    2. _Make
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      I can keep an eye on it for you. I just need your login credentials, NI number and passport details.

      1. fauxnacho
        • 3 Years
        2 years, 10 days ago

        What could you even do with someone's NI number

        1. _Make
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 10 days ago

          No idea but it can't hurt

  15. Jordan.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    i would like to see a progress update bar,cant be that hard to show

  16. bv57
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    I think the App updated before the website last year

  17. skooldaze
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Put you all in a waiting room like Ticketmaster do. Then do your auto team and it crashes then join the back of the queue again.

  18. Emiliano Sala
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    oh my eyes

  19. skooldaze
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    It’s such a shame that the chuckle brothers never had kids. One had a vasectomy and the other had a vasectoyou.

    1. DavvaMC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Been laughing for the last 5 mins over that one! Thank you

    2. Nuka Girl
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Brilliant. Hahaha

    3. The Mentaculus
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      😆

  20. Emiliano Sala
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    WASTED

    1. IN SANE IN DE BRUYNE
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      F5

  21. Gringo Kid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Someone is laughing around

  22. RedLightning
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    A watched pot never boils (Boyle's Law)

  23. Conners
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Are they using a Spectrum 48k to update the servers?

    1. Berkshire Hafaway-Line
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Colossus Mark 2

    2. skooldaze
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      128k - they invested.

    3. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Commodore Vic-20

  24. Emiliano Sala
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    i'm going to lunch. missing the train definitely. F them

    1. FP El Wonky
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Don't worry I will endeavour and F 5 them for you

  25. skooldaze
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    I hope you guys apply as much dedication to this as you do to your teams!

  26. el polako
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    To think some here been waiting for over 10hrs now…

  27. Dynamic Duos
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    Beer out

    1. Conners
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      Lunch of champions.

  28. InsertPunHere
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    I’m meant to be on holiday here FPL…

    1. InsertPunHere
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      This just made me miss the moment…

  29. bananaboy331
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    141

  30. Sun God Nika
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 10 days ago

    im innnnnn

    1. Sun God Nika
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 10 days ago

      check now guys