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29 June 2015 1276 comments
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On June 26, West Ham announced the capture of French attacking midfielder Dimitri Payet, as the newly-installed Slaven Bilic set about moulding the team in his image following his appointment in East London.

Speaking to the Hammers’ official site, Ligue 1’s highest assist-maker last term revealed that Bilic’s intention to play an attacking brand of football next season was a prime reason for him joining:

“West Ham really showed me that they wanted me to come, both the joint-chairmen and the manager. Firstly I spoke with the manager, who really wished for me to come here and had been watching me a lot. He made it clear that he wanted me to sign and that too was important in my choice. I’m an attacking footballer so for sure I like attacking football and that they’re counting on me to help achieve that gives me a sense of responsibility. The fact that I’m here is also down to that. It’s true that it’s taken a little while but that’s normal, negotiations are like that. But now that it’s done, I’m very happy.”

The History

Born on the French island of Reunion, Payet spent four years in the youth set-ups at a couple of local clubs (Saint-Philippe and Saint-Pierroise). A move to the mainland with Ligue 2 outfit Le Havre then followed, where he trained for four years before plotting a course back to Reunion with AS Excelsior. Just one season after joining the club from Saint-Joseph, Payet signed with Ligue 1 side Nantes on an amateur contract.

After netting six goals in 22 matches for the reserves, Payet earned his first appearance for the senior team in December of the 2004/05 Ligue 1 campaign. The Saint-Pierre native established himself as a regular starter in the 2005/06 season by virtue of his goal scoring cameos at the start of the term, going on to record four strikes and three assists in 30 league outings.

Nantes’ relegation that season prompted Payet to hand in a transfer request, which ultimately resulted in a move to top-flight outfit Saint-Etienne. He failed to register a single goal in his first season for Les Verts but did manage to chalk up six assists. The subsequent two campaigns were more profitable – harvesting six goals and 14 assists across 65 league appearances – but the 2010/11 season was his best yet, with Payet serving up 13 goals and six assists in 33 appearances.

Payet’s laudable attacking output attracted interest from Ligue 1 champions Lille, who snapped up the gifted technician in a €9 million deal. Payet continued to offer that dual threat in the north of France, with his final season at Lille producing a hugely impressive 12 goals and 18 assists.

Marseille reached a €11 million agreement for the transfer of Payet prior to the 2013/14 season. The France international tallied eight goals and six assists during his debut campaign with Les Phoceens, before notching seven goals and 17 assists in the previous Ligue 1 season.

Since 2010, Payet has tallied 15 appearances for France’s senior side. His only goal arrived on June 7 this year in a 4-3 friendly defeat to Belgium.

The Prospects

Payet’s potential to be a creative powerhouse in West Ham’s midfield is manifest from his incredible statistics in the previous Ligue 1 campaign. Aside from topping the assists charts (17) by some margin, the Marseille man executed more successful through balls than any player in the top five European leagues, apart from the inimitable Lionel Messi.

Furthermore, Payet completed a staggering 133 key passes last season – that’s far superior to Eden Hazard (100), who registered the best tally in the Premier League in 2014/15. His average of 23 minutes per chance created last season bettered Mesut Ozil (27.8), who was the quickest regular in England’s top tier.

Of course, the Ligue 1 doesn’t boast the quality or depth of the Premier League, so it’s not always straightforward for its top performers to replicate that standard in England. Newcastle’s fan base can certainly testify to that notion, having witnessed Remy Cabella – who registered 14 goals and seven assists during his final campaign with Montpellier – struggle to make an impact at St James’ Park, notching just one goal and two assists in 31 league outings.

Nonetheless, the consistency of Payet’s output (51 assists over the previous six Ligue 1 seasons) bodes well for his prospects next season. Given that Payet thrived in the role in “the hole” for Marseille, it looks likely he will tuck in behind a lone striker once again, with Bilic rolling out a 4-2-3-1 formation. Such an eventuality would starve Stewart Downing of the number ten spot he adopted on occasion last season, with reports mounting that the former Villa man could be on his way out of Upton Park, as the likes of Newcastle and Sunderland line up bids. Payet can also be expected to take the majority of set-pieces and corners, given his proficiency from dead-ball situations – this should also be to Downing’s detriment, should he stay at Upton Park.

The new boy’s creativity also boosts the prospects of Diafra Sakho for the upcoming campaign. Sakho suffered from injuries and a lack of form in the second half of 2014/15 yet his average of 184.1 minutes per goal was sandwiched in between Charlie Austin (178.9) and Christian Benteke (192.8), suggesting he could flourish further with Payet’s constant source of creativity tucked in behind him.

Looking at the fixtures, though, Bilic’s side have been handed a relatively favourable opening run. Granted, they face a trio of bruising road clashes (ars, liv, mci) by Gameweek 6 but over the first nine, they are rated third for attacking potential by our season ticker, with four very favourable home ties (LEI, BOU, NEW, NOR) supplemented by trips to Sunderland and Palace.

The Hammers congested pre-season schedule – which could comprise of 13 fixtures (eight competitive, five friendly) if they progress through the myriad qualification rounds of the Europa League – will further influence how we evaluate their early-season prospects.

One might suggest that these extra pre-season run-outs will be an advantage at the start of the campaign, enabling Bilic to greater instill his philosophy and generate some rhythm and match fitness. Certainly, if Payet comes in around the 7.0 – 7.5 mark in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), Fantasy managers might well be tempted by the Irons’ new boy as Bilic looks to his number one target to turn on the style in the first season of the post-Allardyce era.

Further Reference

Dimitri Payet Wikpedia Page

Dimitri Payet Transfer Markt Page

Dimitri Payet YouTube Highlights

  1. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    How much would:
    Payet
    Matt Ritchie
    have to be to tempt you?

    1. Saniul
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      £5.0
      £7.5

      Think that is the reasonable price for both, as well.

      1. The Sarjeant
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Surely the other way around?

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          This.

        2. Saniul
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Yes yes. 😆

      2. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Wow, really odd pricing. You would only pay 5 for Payet?

        1. Saniul
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Sorry, I meant the other way round.

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Makes sense, no way he'll be 5m though.

    2. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Payet - 6.5
      Ritchie - 5.5

      Any more and id wait and see

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        This is what I'm looking at but I'd probably go to 6m for Ritchie.

      2. Long Juan Silva
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Probably this.

    3. The Sarjeant
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Payet 7.0 or below.
      Ritchie 5.0 or below.

      Those are figures based on starting with them in my team GW1. I really do like the look of Payet - from things I've read - so even if he's 1.0 more, I'll give him a few weeks and see how he does. I want to start off with as many proven Premier League players as I can this year (bar the big money signings.) Very tempted by him though.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Why so low for Ritchie?

        1. Saniul
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          After all, he is from a promoted club. At max, I'd pay £5.5 for him.

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            I've had my eye on him over the past year, he's my tip for sure.

        2. The Sarjeant
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Don't really know that much about him - like his stats and stuff. Only know that a fair few on here are tempted by him if he's cheap. I want to see how the promoted clubs fair first, attacking wise.

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Oooh he's good, he's very good. Very excited to see so few people with him.

            1. The Sarjeant
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Where about's in midfield does he play? Is he more of a goal scorer or a creator?

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                Matt Ritchie (44 starts, 2 sub apps. 15 goals, 17 assists) – Bournemouth’s star man ticks a lot of boxes for Fantasy managers. Ritchie takes the vast majority of free-kicks and corners, and can score from long range while also timing his runs into the box perfectly. Capable with either foot and forms a good partnership with Simon Francis down the right flank. Ritchie made his Scotland debut in the 1-0 win against Northern Ireland in March and provided the assist for the winner. Named in the PFA Championship Team of the Season, he fired more shots and created more chances than any team-mate.

                1. The Sarjeant
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 5 months ago

                  SOLD!

                  Thanks for this! 😉

              2. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                Right wing. He's a goalscorer and creator, last season got double digits in goals and assists. Although that was in the Championship.

                1. The Sarjeant
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 5 months ago

                  Thank you too!

    4. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      To really tempt me:
      6.5 and 5.5

      To consider:
      7 and 6

      To reject:
      7.5 and 6.5

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Spot on. They are exactly my sentiments.
        Do you have any other gems you're looking at?

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          I'd be interested in Ayew if he's listed as a mid, though that looks doubtful. Lots of the others depend on pricing - a CPL attacking midfielder (would be great if Zaha could nail down a place), Sakho/Valencia, J-Rod, Albrighton, maybe Siggy again. Then of course there's the potential movers like Austin and Remy...

          How about you?

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Will monitor Ibe, along with Atsu as well, although that might just confuse my Ritchie decision making. J-Rod is one I'll be watching like a hawk especially with your fixtures.
            Gabrielle Angella could be utilised in a rotation and his team mates Deeney and to a lesser extent Vydra need to be monitored. I think there'll be loads of bargains this season.

            1. Lucy.
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Yes I'm wondering about Atsu too but, as you suggest, it's gotta be him or Ritchie so I guess it'll depend on pricing. 🙂

            2. Cthulhu @ Left Back
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              I'm hoping Ibe will be 5.5 given the price he ended up at last season and that he didn't get that many points in which case I'll snap him up. Probably a pipe dream though (not the type of pipe that Sterling introduced him to though).

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                Zing.

      2. The Sarjeant
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I'm not saying Payet's stats will be similar in the Premier League, but surely at 7.5 you'd still be a bit tempted based on his past?

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          I might be tempted, having seen him play a few games, definitely. 🙂 But as a player fresh off the bat, without PL experience, 7.5m is a bit steep to gamble.

          1. The Sarjeant
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            I wouldn't pay that much straight away, but he'd still be very tempting!

            1. Lucy.
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              But that's what we're discussing, aren't we? Our GW1 team?

              1. The Sarjeant
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                Well yeah, but I was talking about a few weeks ahead in my response to this post as well, and I sort of carried it on with you 😆

        2. Cthulhu @ Left Back
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Agree with Lucy, 7.5 would be a bit too much for Payet unless WHU showed some real form.

          1. The Sarjeant
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            This is what I mean.

  2. The Sarjeant
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Cech's message to the fans.

    https://twitter.com/petrcech/status/615527161475268609

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Get a grip, you are an Arsenal player 🙄

    2. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Nice touch.

    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Excellent.

    4. Saniul
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Love the attitude.

    5. Limbo
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Glaring omission - no mention of Mourinho.

  3. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Cech yourself before you Rekik yourself.

    1. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Watch us wreck the mic.....psyche

  4. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Starting a new chapter tonight. Picking up registration forms for players in my new role as U15's manager...I haven't a clue what I'm doing !!

    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      ooo exciting! Your lads are playing i assume?

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Yeah..The manager from two years ago will be doing the coaching whilst I do the managing, so to speak.

        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          wow! Very professional! Best of luck mate

          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            It should work out fine. It'll take a week or three to settle down and share the duties fairly. He's a really good coach who doesn't want all the hassle of all the add ons that soak up time away from training.

            1. Lucy.
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Good luck with it all Wakey! 😀

              1. Dr Dream
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                Thanks. We'll have a better time this year....I'm not a win at all costs sort.

  5. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Breaking: Chelsea have today offered £6m for Asmir Begovic after sale of Petr Cech #cfc #scfc via @Telegraph http://t.co/aGQO8z1hGn

    1. Long Juan Silva
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Would be a great back-up 'keepr to have. Just don't see why he would want to be just that.

    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Don't do it Bego.. There is a first team place at a better team than Stoke coming up soon 😉

    3. 1892
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I know his contracts running down but 6m really does seem cheap for a player of his standard

  6. Mr. Grv
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Old Fifa tracks bring so many memories :).

  7. Hooky
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Hantuchova v Cibulkova - tennis at it's finest!

    1. Zombie
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I thought I was the only one watching it

      1. Hooky
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I'll always watch Daniela over any other players!

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      That can't be right.

  8. Gazpilicueta
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    can you guys tell me why it is recommended to get a good game ID?

    how is this linked to when you register a team, and what does it mean?

    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      So you can tick it off your FPL bucket list!! 🙂

      Top 1k finish.... DONE
      Top 100 finish... DONE
      Win a global league... DONE
      ID #1..... DONE

      😀

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        lol, timing 😛

      2. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        how do you get a low ID? i heard people talking about this last year but i dont even know what it is? how you get it? how you see it?

        so far my list was
        finish in the top 10k (make 1.5k)

        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          It's purely the order you register your team. Means nothing

      3. Zombie
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I read it on internet so must be correct

    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      SuperDunny takes it very seriously and is about 13th in HOF. Must be very important 😉

      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        ^What he said ^

  9. The Sarjeant
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Has anyone on here read A Song of Ice and Fire and watched all of Game of Thrones?

    I read book one at the beginning of the year and I'm nearly half way through book two. But how far can I read without spoiling any of next season?

    I know the books and the TV show are at the same point now, but I was watching some of the premier interviews before, and someone got asked the question 'how would you like to die?' And the numpty responded with 'I already know how I'm going to die' and that person isn't dead yet in the show.

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I haven't read the books, but I heard that some story lines in the book progress at different rates to that of the show...

      1. The Sarjeant
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I know there's a lot of changes between the two. But I wanted to know if there's anymore big buts that's happened in the books, that hasn't happened in the show yet - like this person dying.

    2. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I've read them all and seen all the shows. There's several things in the books which the TV show has missed out, at least 8 characters in the books that aren't mentioned in the shows. The all the main points in the books have been covered in the shows if a little different there are several deaths in the shows that do not happen in the books

      1. The Sarjeant
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        But there's a death that's happened in the books that hasn't happened in the show.

        1. Kings of Lyon ★
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Ah yes, I think I know who you're talking about.

    3. Tinydancer
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I have read the books several times. You can read the first 3 books for sure. Tbh you can probably read them all without getting anything major spoiled that the show hasnt decided to skip. Unlike the guy above i cant think of the person you are on about 😛

      1. U-jin King™
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        yes there is one that no one hasn't gotten to on a bridge in.the show yet.

    4. U-jin King™
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      yes but if you aren't at the end of a clash of kings which is the third you can't be spoiled. the said dead character in the books and not in the show is in the fourth book.

  10. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Hewitt out in the first round.

  11. pundit of punts
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    FSG selling Liverpool?

  12. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    I've never been able to get into tennis at all....however....Tour de France starts this weekend. Happy days. Is anybody playing the Tour de France fantasy game?

    1. The Sarjeant
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      How does that work?

      I want to get into cycling!

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        There's a few...Strange as it may seem cycling lends itself quite well to fantasy games....http://www.velogames.com/

    2. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Should be great this year. Lots of mountains, very strong line-ups for a few teams and 10 Brits riding.

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Ahold be yeah. Mind you it always is, I love it.

        1. Hooky
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          I've been hooked since 'That looks like Stephen Roche... it's Stephen Roche'!

          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Yeah. That was great. I always like watching Big Mig race, far and away the best in my book.

            1. Hooky
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Big Mig certainly made it all look very easy!

              1. Dr Dream
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                Because it was. He was a freak of nature...have you seen some of his physical stats compared to "normal" folk ?

                1. Hooky
                  • 10 Years
                  10 years, 5 months ago

                  I have yes, he was/is a beast.

                  1. Dr Dream
                    • 13 Years
                    10 years, 5 months ago

                    Yeah. Sadly he will always carry the whiff of suspicion for those attributes thanks to the likes of Armstrong.

    3. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I simply can't wait for this year, especially as the last one was the worst Ive ever seen, pumped up for this one.

      1. Hooky
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Agreed. Hopefully Froome, Quintana, Contador and Nibali all make it through the first week without getting injured. The mountain stages should be great then.

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Plus Rodriguez could show up, along with Uran. Gutted I'm not going this year.

          1. Hooky
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            These pesky jobs get in the way of all our fun!

            1. Rupert The Horse
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              I'm such a loser.

              1. Hooky
                • 10 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                So was Beck but he made plenty of cash out of it!

    4. Enzo the Baker
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I just scanned the rules, they actually seem interesting and comprehensive, I'm tempted. On the downside though, I'll be a major casual as I don't know how TdF works (or cycling in general).

      Was lucky to watch Froome's final laps(?) in july 2013 from the Jardin Tuileries, I never understood the appeal on televsion but it's quite exciting in person

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        It doesn't really matter if you know what you're doing or not, don't let that put you off. It's always good just to have an interest in each stage through the fantasy games.

      2. Hanoi Villans
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        To be honest, not knowing what you're doing doesn't make that much of a difference, chance has a far bigger role to play than in FPL, and you can't change your team after the Grand Depart anyway, so it sometimes looks like you've picked an amazing team only for the two most expensive riders to crash out in the first few stages, and then your game is over.

        If that sounds too negative, though, it isn't, it's fun and no changes means it's a lot less stressful than FPL.

        I'll be playing if anyone creates a league.

  13. Camp No No
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Quiz: who made most tackles+interceptions per 90 minutes in PL last season out of all players having played at least 540 minutes (or 6 full matches worth of time)?

    1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Coquelin?

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Yup, and by some distance too.

        1. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          😯

    2. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Schneiderlin?

    3. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Matic?

    4. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Francis Coquelin: highest tackles+interceptions per match in the whole PL and per 90, with 8.2 per 90 minutes (for comparison, Matic won 5.8), and that in a team that spends 56.7% of the time with the ball (4th most).

      As you may have guessed, this is related to the silly statement above that it would be laughable to say that Coquelin was as good as Matic, and that he's nothing special. Add to that that Coquelin's tackle success rate was a whopping 71% (again, comparison, Matic's was 63%) and he only took a yellow every 332 minutes (again comparison, Matic every 312 minutes).

      That is pretty special and exactly the sort of special that Arsenal has been needing from their DM for years now.

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        That 8.2 is a huge number with that possession rate.

        1. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          in fact, regardless of possession, it is huge.

          1. Moin
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Imagine FPL Giving points for tackles and interceptions...Matic will be gold

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              You are not paying attention ... 🙂

              1. Moin
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                I know 😆

          1. Moin
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Ground Duels Won..gives an interesting stat...no.1 everyone knows...but I am surprised to read No.2's name 😯

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              I'm not. Unsurprisingly. 😉

          2. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            We hey, a Doosra table.

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              There's more. 😉

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                Feel free to drown me in them.

      2. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Coquelin can become a great DM...but I think he needs to build some body

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          I don't.

          1. Saniul
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Don't think he can become a great DM or he can build a big body?

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Doesn't need any more body. He IS a great DM.

              1. Saniul
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                I agree with you. That body suits him. 😀

                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  10 years, 5 months ago

                  😀

              2. Camp No No
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                We have been agreeing surprisingly a lot recently.

            2. Moin
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              I think the body part..

              1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                you're discussing body parts on a player called Coq?

                really?

                Now if you'll excuse I'm off to drag my mind out of the gutter (though that's preferable to where it was before)

                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  10 years, 5 months ago

                  "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."

                  1. The Light Knight
                    • 14 Years
                    10 years, 5 months ago

                    You're all talking Arse(nal)

                    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 16 Years
                      10 years, 5 months ago

                      *through your

            3. Hooky
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Makelele was the best DM and he was very small.

              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                Quite so. He just bit their ankles!!! 🙂

              2. Scratch
                • 16 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                Difference is Makelele was as strong as an ox

                1. Leaf
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 15 Years
                  10 years, 5 months ago

                  Ox is more an attacking mid

      3. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        They're also quite even for aerial duels per 90mins, despite the height difference.

  14. Scratch
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Wahey Cech to Arsenal. All they need now is Schneiderlin and a Benzema / Higuain and they'll be league champions. Maybe a left back too.

    1. Saniul
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Schneiderlin is going to United, and Benzema/Higuain would cost £50m for their clubs to sell, that is too much.

      Vidal will do.

      1. Scratch
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Vidal would be a poor signing imo. Though he'd improve their XI slightly, he's 28 and they need to strengthen elsewhere

    2. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Vidal is way better than Schniedelin

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        And you know this ... how?

        1. Leaf
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          From the bits I've seen , playing history etc , known as one of the best mids in the world

          Schniedelin has only just broken into French team

  15. TheSteel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    What is the best legal sureshot way to watch premier league games? I run a laptop which i project to my TV. I do not have cable so it wouls have to be all on the laptop. My friend has a Bein account and watches La Liga and its perfect. Does Sky (or any other network) have something similar?

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Sky go.

  16. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    BREAKING: Sky Sources: Watord to sign Udinese striker Matej Vydra on permanent deal in next 24 hours. #SSNHQ

    1. Saniul
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Bad striker.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        He didn't do se well in his last PL season but he was so young. He's gained a little more experience and I think he'll do well for them.

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      That is great for them. He's integral.

    3. Je suis le chat
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Nice, Might get Vydra if v cheap and going 5 in mid.

  17. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    when polled online as to whether the signing of Cech could help push Arsenal to the title, Arsenal fans overwhelmingly voted for Wilshere

    1. Saniul
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      😆

      His goal last year was really deserving of the GOTY though.

      1. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        😆

        The one for England?

        1. Saniul
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Nope. The year before that at Arsenal. Lots of first touches and cute shite before the goal?

  18. money face bandwagon
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Has the goal scorers from promotion teams always been underpriced?

    Lambert austin ings and so on..and both austin n lambert have decent goal scoring record.

    Everyone likes to find the budget players but it becomes a problem when many forms part of the template

    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Holt at 8.5 was a steal

  19. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    so I went bowling last night and the place has a celebrity leaderboard showing the scores of all the celebs that have visited it. Any guesses as to the highest scoring footballer?

    1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Jonny Evans.

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Ha

        The only thing he wins is the award for FPL's biggest troll

        1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Seemed a sensible guess considering it's you. 😉

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Ha

            This is a genuine question, they really do have a leaderboard

            Michelle Keegan is on the bottom of it

            (knock yourselves out with that one)

      2. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        He loves bowling, so much so that he even plays football in them....which explains a lot

    2. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Berba

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        would be nice but no

        This place has only been open a couple of years. Very unlikely Berba has been

        1. The Light Knight
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Don't see how that would matter, nothing stops Berba 😉

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Ah - but does the place have deck chairs? 😉

            1. The Light Knight
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Fair point, that's JK's task for the next time he goes

              1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                *noted

                it's not Berba though

                1. The Light Knight
                  • 14 Years
                  10 years, 5 months ago

                  I'm pretty sure it is but I'll let you off this time

                  1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 14 Years
                    10 years, 5 months ago

                    well tbf, you're right, but his score was so high they left him off the board to spare everyone else embarrassment. 😛

                    so, which football was the highest scorer that actually features?

                    1. The Light Knight
                      • 14 Years
                      10 years, 5 months ago

                      Sir Bobby?

                      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 14 Years
                        10 years, 5 months ago

                        That would be something

                        It's a current player

                      2. The Light Knight
                        • 14 Years
                        10 years, 5 months ago

                        Yaya Toure
                        He threw a hissy fit until they put him no.1

                      3. JK - Cønt ⭐
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 14 Years
                        10 years, 5 months ago

                        nope

                      4. The Light Knight
                        • 14 Years
                        10 years, 5 months ago

                        Well, I'm out, though I'm taking the moral victory with me

                      5. Lucy.
                        • 12 Years
                        10 years, 5 months ago

                        You forgot Yaya's cake.

    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Gazza.

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        nope

    4. NIGHTHIKER - I Kane, I Shaw…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Akinfenwa?

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        he bowled himself 😛

        Nope

    5. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      James Wilson? 😀

      1. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Teenagers love bowling, right? 😛

        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Ha, sound logic but nope

    6. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Bullard?

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        nope

    7. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Wazza?

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Nope, he did pretty well though, he was about the 3rd highest scoring footballer

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          I give up 😛

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            when everyone else gives up, then I'll give the answer

    8. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Randy Quaid?

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        he's a footballer? 😛

        Bill Murray > Woody Harrelson > Randy Quaid

        1. Hooky
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          American footballer maybe?! Agreed that Bill Murray is the best at everything!

    9. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      The face pulling and hilarious last resort defending master that is Phil Jones?

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        nope

        though I believe that at the last club haloween party Phil Jones went a Phil Jones

    10. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      How about Tom Cleverly, finding his skills

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        BOOM

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Clearly needs to spend less time bowling.

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            2nd overall on 175

            1st place is Alan Halsall

        2. Leaf
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          🙂 Stttttterike Tom

    11. Cthulhu @ Left Back
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      ADM - not much else to do bar get splinters in his bum and fill out insurance claims?

    12. 1892
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Carrick

    13. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Mata, Schlupp, Heskey, Zamora, Barton

      ?

      1. Cthulhu @ Left Back
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        How did you guess my son's middle names?

    14. QPR expects... glory!
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      James Milner?

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        The answer has been gotten

        Milner actually did quite well, think he was 5th

        1 Cleverley
        2 Hart/Dat Guy
        3 Rooney
        4 Milner

        1. Leaf
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          *welbz had the rails up though

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            😆

            Biggest shockers

            Coleen Rooney 113, Mario Balotelli 110

            Lady Gaga 69 (yes really)

            1. 1892
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Wow that's some posh place, the only person to come to my nearest bowling place is the town mayor

              1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                yeah I couldn't believe it

                I guess that's what you get for living in Manchester, there's 2 bowling alleys in the city centre, but that was the more well known

  20. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    SSN saying Schniderlin reported for training this morning?

    so what, he's being professional. Until any deal he's behaving in the proper way. It would be a bigger story if they said he hadn't showed up for training tbh

    1. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      We all know it's a non-story JK, it's ok. Don't get wound up 😉

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Ha

        I'm sorta hoping it happens but not until FPL has opened because

        a) Mo is quality and I;d love him at United
        b) it might keep JWP's price down, but then increase his minutes when it's done

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          a) Mo is 'Spider' 😀
          b) I don't think it'll have any relevance for JWP because a replacement will be signed.

        2. Leaf
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Hope JWP starts and is regular this year , want him straight in my team

          1. Lucy.
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            He won't be, I don't think.

            1. Leaf
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Shame , why do you think not ?

              Has he not progressed / where is he falling short

              1. Lucy.
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                He's got too much competition for the attacking midfield spots and he needs to develop physically. He's progressing fine. People forget he's only 20.

                1. Leaf
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 15 Years
                  10 years, 5 months ago

                  He seems to have been young for years !

                  1. Lucy.
                    • 12 Years
                    10 years, 5 months ago

                    He made his first team debut at 16.

                    He also needs to add goals to his game.

          2. Cthulhu @ Left Back
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            This-dead ball duties, pens etc. & hopefully cheap. What's not to like?

            1. Lucy.
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              That he's a massive rotation risk and we have EL? 😀

              1. Cthulhu @ Left Back
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                True but I've come over all optimistic. Will soon wear off once the season starts.

    2. Scratch
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      It beats the usual SSN "news" coverage of showing various celebrity and sports personality tweets.

  21. U-jin King™
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Hint...no one has not gotten to them yet at a bridge.

  22. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    There are some players who have been able to succeed at each level, even when coming from way down in the Doldrums. Ricky Lambert was a great example and Ritchie will be another.

    -League 2 player of the season in 2012/13 season. 12 goals, 11 assists all comp. 4g apps
    -League 1 player of the season in 2013/14 season. 9 goals 4 assists all comp. 31 apps
    -In Championship team of the season 2014/15. 16 goals, 19 assists all comp. 47 apps.

    I'm pretty darn sure he will continue his very consistent rise, and if Bournemouth do go down, he will be surely snapped up by a big club, he is now 25 and hitting prime.

    1. 1892
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I agree, i actually think he will step his game up against the bigger teams

    2. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I am scared to go without him, may try find someone to rotate him with in case he fails

    1. 1892
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Same old Chelsea eh?

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Shocking.

    3. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      And they call these animals "fans"

      1. Siva Mohan
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        better than

        http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/267461/Van-Persie-wife-death-threat-fear

        😀

        And they call these animals "fans"

    4. QPR expects... glory!
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      #Classy

    5. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Every club has these people, unfortunately.

      1. Siva Mohan
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        exactly! uncivilized morons..

    6. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Pathetic, Losers

  23. Lucy.
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Just watching a little youtube video of Saints' first day back at pre-season training and I was reminded of a player that we sent out on loan to another Premier League side last season...

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Lovren to Liverpool?

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        of course the actual answer is my old FPL nemesis

        Gaston Ramirez

        1. Gooner97
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Bingo

          1. Gooner97
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            He's still 24, oh dear...I thought he was older

            1. Lucy.
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Surely that's a good thing? 😛

              1. Gooner97
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                Good thing for my FIFA15 career 😉

        2. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Aye. More depth for Europa or on his way out? I have no idea.

          1. Lucy.
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            But he seemed to be doing a lovely job as Juanmi's translator.

            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              glad to see he finally found a role he's good at

          2. The Sarjeant
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            I read him and Osvaldo are off to Serie A.

            1. Lucy.
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Would make sense.

  24. Mr. Grv
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    The girl on the train. How good is the novel ?

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Just ask her, can't see what it is from here

    2. MARVELLUS
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I've read it, odd to start with but keep with it. VERY good.

  25. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Manchester United ‏@ManUtd 4m4 minutes ago
    We're pleased to announce @PhilJones4 has signed a new contract, keeping him at #mufc until at least June 2019.

    1. Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      guaranteed starter next season if he stays injury free?

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        That's a heck of an if

        and who knows, Smalling also signed a new deal recently and seemed to move ahead of Jones in the pecking order. There's still Rojo and any CB we may buy

        1. Siva Mohan
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          more of a squad player then..

          need a cheap route into Man Utd defence..

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            then hope that either

            a) we don't sign a rb and Valencia gets reclassifed
            b) we use Varela

            Smalling, Jones, Shaw all likely to be 5.5.

            Blind could also be reclassfied but there'll be some competition in our defence

            Valencia/new rb, Smalling/Jones/new CB, Rojo/Blind/new CB, Shaw/Rojo/Blind

            I'm not saying we'll buy 2 new CBs but that person could play either side

            The best part is that Jonny Evans won't get anywhere near the 1st team

            1. Siva Mohan
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              oh poor old Jonny.. heard he is off to Everton.. no?

              1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                poor Everton what did they do to deserve that

                if we get Coleman and send them Evans in return then I'll be convinced that Ed Woodward has Jedi powers

                also

                Manchester United ‏@ManUtd 12m12 minutes ago
                Louis van Gaal on Jones' contract: "Phil is a talented footballer with great versatility and can play in a number of positions." #mufc

                sounds like something you say about squad player

                1. Siva Mohan
                  • 13 Years
                  10 years, 5 months ago

                  agree! a squad player but not up to Man Utd standards.. seems a lot of dead wood around.. Valencia/Jones/Young/Januboy etc

                  1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 14 Years
                    10 years, 5 months ago

                    Januzaj is most definitely not dead wood

                    nor Young tbh, he underwent a total transformation at the end of last season

                    LvG obviously doesn't think Jones is dead wood

                    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 16 Years
                      10 years, 5 months ago

                      *MUN fans had a brain transplant (Young)

                      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 14 Years
                        10 years, 5 months ago

                        what do you mean Doos?

                      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 16 Years
                        10 years, 5 months ago

                        Young's always been that good. Like it or not. 🙂

                      3. Siva Mohan
                        • 13 Years
                        10 years, 5 months ago

                        Downing >> Sunderland & Young >> West Ham

                        would you be happy with it?

                      4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 16 Years
                        10 years, 5 months ago

                        No. Too late baby, it's too late now

        2. Wilshere Knowledge
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          That's a 'no' then. 😀

  26. megatronaldinho
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    as a former fantasy footballist here's the use of a prospective team name to which anyone lacking in imagination and/or self-respect is welcome: Robben Pieters Depay Paul Verhaegh. that last name was a bit of a stretch but it's not as if my punning standards are very high

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Wooooo! Capital letters 😛

      1. megatronaldinho
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        😀 i could be remembered for so much worse. hitler's legacy tends to obscure his inadequacies as a husband. ya know, like

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      RobbenPietersDepayPaulInho

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        would be good if Paulihno hadn't just left the PL

        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Robben came back?

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            did someone say something?

            Move along people nothing to see here 😛

        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          RobbenPietersBlind

      2. megatronaldinho
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        oh my! much better, though diluting the dutchness a little 😀 anyway, screw that noise. how have you been, good sir? i hope that you are back on top of your game. this place without you lost much of its sheen. now you're back i expect the standard of post to have risen beyond the insipid blatherings with which those such as i befoul the ether

  27. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Turan's agent, Ahmed Bulut:

    "There is a lot of speculation about Arda Turan but none of the rumours are completely true."

    "We want to reveal his new team as soon as possible. Arda Turan's new team will be clear within four days. [NTVSpor]

    1. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Never noticed him in atletico games much (well wasn't really watching), so he's an attacking midfielder with 2 goals 4 assists in 32 games. Sounds like a willian

      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Not an FPL option, but a wonderful player. Amazing dribbler, and works really hard.

        He's a Liverpool fan, so what a coup that would be for them.

  28. megatronaldinho
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    oh yeah, Payet Forward. because of relevance and cos a soft-headed child could, and arguably has, come up with it

  29. Tommytour
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    With so many eyeing Ritchie up, I'm scared to go without.

    Taarabt was 6m when they got promoted with similar (possibly better) stats so could be the same. He certainly has fixtures on his side.