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4 November 2010 537 comments
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The good news for Kenwyne Jones this season is that he is now at Stoke City and is clearly the main man.  No longer playing second fiddle to Darren Bent, Jones is the perfect front man for Stoke’s direct aerial attack.

The bad news for Jones is that he is at Stoke City, where being the main man is only worth so much when your team average is just one goal per game. However, with a decent batch of fixtures on the horizon for Tony Pulis’ side, the ex-Sunderland man deserves to go under microscope and has sneaked back in to our Watchlist rankings this week.

Jones will be glad to see the back of October; having scored in every league game in September -at home to Aston Villa and West Ham, then away to and Newcastle- he failed to find the net in all four of Stoke’s matches last month. His price has subsequently dropped down to £6.8m in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), matching his lowest price this season; just 2% of FPL Managers now own him.

Despite the current goal drought, Jones continues to look dangerous, with just ten players having more goal attempts in the league so far. It’s his fixtures that make him of interest however.

His next seven games through to the middle of December start with an intriguing return to Sunderland this weekend, at a time when the Black Cats are reeling defensively following last weekend’s mauling at Newcastle. Steve Bruce is promising a shuffle of his back and with Titus Bramble suspended, Jones is set to come up against John Mensah – a player who has not started a league game since the opening day of the season – the 2-2 draw with Birmingham in which the Sunderland defence looked far from confident dealing with the crossed ball and the height of sub Nikola Zigic.

From Gameweek 12, Stoke’s fixtures read very favourably (BIR, LIV, wba, MCY, wig, BLP). Fantasy Managers will be tempted to invest in the Potters but with just one clean sheet this season, it will likely be the attacking options which attracts the most interest. With Matt Etherington and the likes of Jermaine Pennant supplying cross after cross from out wide, Jones should have plenty chances to add his 3 Premier League goals (all headers) so far this season.

Add in his two Carling Cup goals, and Jones has registered 5 strikes in 11 games in all competitions so far this season, a fairer indication of his impact at the Britannia Stadium since his summer move. If he manages to keep up the ratio of one goal every two games over the next few fixtures, Jones could well start seeing transfer traffic coming his way.

da Beeeez Recognizing that it's better to be lucky than good, da Beeeez often sleeps through the early games on the weekends...

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  1. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Spirit of Istanbul and all that.... YAWN!

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    1. Syd.
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      all that stuff that you can only ever dream about 🙂

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    2. Seanigula
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      you prefer the Spirit of Millhouse LLC?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millhouse_Capital

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    3. greghammer95
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      In a sarcastic voice*

      Nice way to start a new page.

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  2. greghammer95
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Podcast tonight lads? I am presuming there is, I haven't heard otherwise, and with podcasts, no news is good news.

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  3. breakballartist
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    In fairness, it must be focking cool to be Stevie G; they focking worship the man... Must be some buzz when they strat chanting your name like that!!!

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    1. Seanigula
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      you want the the DJ to play more Phil Collins?...you just make it happen like Chuck Norris would...

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      1. breakballartist
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Was the craic not that the DJ was reaming his Mrs??

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        1. Seanigula
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          not sure if Phil Collins has a Mrs.

          I would guess that he plays for the other team 🙂

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  4. Anorak
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    By the sounds of it, the PSG/Dortmund game I'm watching is better than the Liverpool dross.
    However, my game is nothing to write home about either.

    PSG (at home) have first taken their foremost attacking threat (Nene - LW) off on 65' and replaced him with a RB. and now on 74' have taken their main striker off and replaced him with a DM.
    Shutting up shop much? I hope they lose now.

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  5. damaninred
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    cant believe all these injuries

    nani out
    malouda out
    tevez out

    and i cant get rid of any of them bcus i had them early on and now wont b able to afford to get them back

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    1. greghammer95
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Sometimes you have to bite the bullet, I would get rid of Tevez, City have been Gash without him and tbh, he should of gone last week...

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    2. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      tevez will play this gw
      nani is doubt
      malouda is out...

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  6. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    he was a bit of a dirty rascal

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  7. breakballartist
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    That tackle could have been NASTY!!! How did the ref not spot it!?!?!?

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  8. PFOR
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Poulsen is trending on twitter...

    ...for all the right reasons of course. 😉

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  9. breakballartist
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Where did Shelvey come from?? Apart from being pants, the intense shine off his head is freaking me out!!

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      charlton ...

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    2. Syd.
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      he looks although he is 40 years old.. the future is bright for liverpool by that i mean the sheen from his head

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      1. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        he looks like obertan's brother....

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      2. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Did you see when he put that Napoli player into the advertising hoardings (with a fair tackle). He looked at him as if he was going to help him up, then just walked off. I like that in a player 😉

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  10. haggee
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    adebayor worth a punt on current form?more than likely no tevez?

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      he don't have any form in the pl....

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      1. haggee
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        he scored in the last game, and quite a few in europe in between (although against dirt a dirt team)

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  11. Mr Sitter
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Any news on Arshavin? Want him out but injuries elsewhere may dictate transfers...

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  12. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Podcast is by up btw people.

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  13. PediBoyTell'em
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Who wants to hear the defination of f*cked?
    I'll tell u anyway

    My defence: Jara(out) Bosingwa (doubtful/wont be picked) Gohouri (hasnt played all season) Cech (hasnt played a all season - West Brom one) El mahoumadi (will play but substited 1st half in last game)
    My midfield: VDV (doubt, will probably play tho), Nani (out) Malouda (out) Nasri, NZogbia
    Strikers: Tevex (out) Elmander, Drogba

    Gonna have to take a HUGE hit.
    Anyone got any wise words of advise??

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    1. Mr Sitter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      wildcard. if you have used it already how on earth have you got two players that haven't kicked a ball all season?!

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      1. PediBoyTell'em
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        I'd had a reliable 3 man CHEAP defence (Jara, El Mahoumadi and Jones...brought in Bosingwa for Jones and he didnt play last week and I sold Dann to clear up 0.5K...hence Cech being brought in)

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  14. greghammer95
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    I see the Football Manager talk and think, why do I bother? I always play as West Ham and, inevetibly lose, a lot.

    I'm gunna go play FM2010, I can't get 11, mum says I won't do any revision (Exam next thursday) if you get that AND BlackOps....

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    1. Abstruse
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Bloody Children 😉

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  15. breakballartist
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Never a pen!!!!!

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    1. AP
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Liverpool really are awful. Still, tonight's all about Citeh - lol.

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      1. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        To the tune of Rupert the bear.

        Citeeee, Manchester Citeee, nobody knows our name.
        Citeeee, Manchester Citeee, nobody knows our name.

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  16. Syd.
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    fook me.. glenn johnson is so shite at no time did he have control of that ball it just bounced off him

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  17. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Mr Henry liked that goal.. you would never see a glazer do that

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  18. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    3 BPs for Mister G tonite

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  19. breakballartist
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Legend, in fairness to him.

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  20. Voronin
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Get in Gerrard. Now ready for our 4th win on the spin on Sunday. Sweet hattrick.

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    1. Syd.
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      15 years, 1 month ago

      you are getting carried away a bit now.. lol

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      1. Voronin
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Lol!

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  21. Stat virgin
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    People shot their load when Messi did a finish like that against Arsenal

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    1. Voronin
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Phew, I felt bad for what I just done for a minute there.

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    2. AP
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      True, but that was in the CL, not the intertoto beazer homes league or whatever this is.

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      1. Stat virgin
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        True, but De Sanctis is better than whichever mong was in Goal for Arsenal that night!

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      2. Voronin
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Blimey AP, you are a complete c*nt.

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        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Good one.

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        2. AP
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          love you too princess.

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  22. More Cowbell
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Gerrard bandwagon?

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  23. breakballartist
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    What are the words to the 'Steeeve Geraaaaaaad Gerraaad' chant exactly; not the easiest to make out!!!!

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    1. Stat virgin
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      He's big and he's fookin' 'ard is the 3rd bit

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      1. haggee
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        passes the ball 40 yards...

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          15 years, 1 month ago

          Kisses the badge on his chest,
          Puts in a transfer request,
          Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
          😉

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            That's the one! 😀

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      2. Morrissey1986
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        He's big he's Scouse,
        he'll rob ya f*****g house Stevie Gerrard
        Stevie Gerrard Gerrard

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    2. AP
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
      He runs over kids in cars,
      He batters DJs in bars,
      Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Nothing wrong with battering DJs..

        Chris Moyles could do with a good battering..

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        1. Granville
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          True, can we give Gerrard his address?

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        2. Seanigula
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          hang the DJ, hang the DJ

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    3. Voronin
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      ...he'll pass the ball 40 yards..... His big and his f*cking hard.... Intermingled with the Steve Gerrard Gerrard....

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      1. haggee
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        better than frank lampard....

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      2. JC
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Roy still needs to go though

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    4. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Best thing that ever happened to Chelsea was Gerrard not signing. Now we have Essien instead.

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      1. Stat virgin
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Gerrard + Essien > Lampard + Essien

        Ps. Gerrard > Ballack

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        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          I don't disagree with the first bit, and never ever have. But a Chelsea midfield partnership not involving Lampard is never going to happen, so it's not even worth talking about.

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      2. Lovely Jubbly Lions
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Steve Gerrard Gerrard
        An Evertonian who fights in bars
        He's kids are not his they're ours
        His bird takes it up the arse!

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    5. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Jimmy Bullaaaard Bullaaaard
      He's better than Steve Gerraaaaard
      He's thinner than Frank Lampaaaard
      Jimmy Bullaaaard Bullaaaard

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      1. AP
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        heheh

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          +42

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  24. JC
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    Stevie G... pretty ordinary 45 mins there 🙂

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    1. breakballartist
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Pity they have 3 poo'y enough fixtures next; a performance like that could kick SG's FPL season off!!!

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  25. BONZ
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    STEVE GERRARD = LIVERPOOL FC

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    1. dogtanion
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Nah, he's better than that.

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      1. Syd.
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        15 years, 1 month ago

        +1 lol

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Love it that he scores a hat trick tonight in a meaningless game. Keeps his cred goin even after he will put in yet another hapless performance against Chelsea on Sunday.

          Gerrard actually has consistency now. He consistently scores goals in the most meaningless games against inferior opposition.

          Hungary & Napoli epitimise this.

          PS

          Nobody mention his performance against Germany 😉

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  26. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    There is a new post you do know..

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