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19 September 2015 3195 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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The Gameweek order of play delivers a potential cracker to get us started, with Chelsea – reeling off the back of three defeats in four – playing host to Arsenal at Stamford Bridge. The Blues have dominated this fixture in recent years – winning their last three home meetings by an aggregate of 10-1 – but are yet to register a win on their own turf this campaign.

The Blues lie just one place above the relegation berths after five outings, having conceded more goals (12) than any other Premier League side. To further underline their failings at the back, Newcastle have conceded just one more shot inside the box (50) than the champions. Jose Mourinho will demand a dramatic improvement on the attacking front, too, given that Chelsea are yet to record a “big chance” at home this term.

Despite ranking top for attempts (112), shot inside the box (79) and big chances (17) by some margin, Arsenal have just five goals to their name – exposing some poor finishing. No team in the league possesses a worst shot conversion rate (4.5%) than the Gunners, offering hope to those patient managers still in possession of Chelsea defenders.

  1. Iceball
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    10 years, 3 months ago

    Azpi safest Chelsea def?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Looks like it.

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Last 5 prediction: Chelsea keep ball, arsenal press, chelsea break, 2-0.

    1. Ayew Serious
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      10 years, 3 months ago

      No 1-0 nothing happens

        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I'd take this

    2. Annie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Or fk all happens

  2. Dr Dream
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    It's come to something when the highlight of my GW so far is my brothers Caz pick getting sent off. Mmmm...

  3. Venom Snake
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    Chelsea are more boring to watch when they are against 9 men

  4. Your Mum's Athletic
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    10 years, 3 months ago

    Pedro***** Giggity

    1. 4vets
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      Yeah yeah 😉

  5. Telpuialion
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    I don't understand how Chelsea have fans. 2 man advantage and yet passing between the back 4.

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
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      They have been attacking a lot...

      1. Telpuialion
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Not enough as far as I am concerned. But that's just my opinion.

    2. Freshy
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      10 years, 3 months ago

      Have 6 behind the half way line

    3. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      it's usually an accident of birth

  6. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Come on Hazard, do something!

  7. Jairzinho
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    10 years, 3 months ago

    Hazard is so dreamy.

    1. Somalion
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      Thorgan Hazard is where it's at.

  8. Greenbackbøøg…
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    Good news, I guess Mert is back in

  9. Mull
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    Top 50 captains.

    Yaya Toure 8
    Kolarov 8
    Mahrez 5
    Benteke 4
    Kompany 4
    Silva 4
    Aguero 3
    Wilson 3
    Coutinho 2
    Cech 1
    Clyne 1
    Hart 1
    Koscielny 1
    Lukaku 1
    Rooney 1
    Sako 1
    Sterling 1
    Stones 1

    1. Jax
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      Yaya ftw

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
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        Somebody captained Stones?

        1. RÏɠBY
          • 14 Years
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          somebody captained roonpig?!

    2. NATSTER
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      3 / 50 for Aguero.

      :shocked:

    3. FPL Daniel
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      WOW. Kun exploding will do wonders in the rankings. YYT my vice, looks I wasn't that far giving him the armband

    4. Norb
      • 12 Years
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      Stones wtf

  10. Randy_Marsh
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    Atmosphere is electric in Cardiff

    1. 4vets
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      Lightning?

    2. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Do you expect anything else ?

      There's about 50 pubs next to the stadium. 🙂

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        cheeky!

      2. Moin
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        😆

    3. In Like Flynn.
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      Bypassed the meter?

  11. The Chosen One...
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    Haz on fks lol

  12. BraceDball
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    EPL needs consistent refereeing!!!

    1. In Like Flynn.
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      Needs video refs.

      1. RÏɠBY
        • 14 Years
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        true.. that costa palava would have been sorted in less than 10 seconds

  13. Bøwstring The Carp
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    Ugh a few inches higher and that was in 😕

    Story of my life.

    1. 4vets
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      You're a fish FFS!

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
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        Fish have feelings too

        1. 4vets
          • 15 Years
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          Not when I eat them.

        2. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
          • 13 Years
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          yup

    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
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      Stop carping on

  14. Hakuna Juan Mata
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    my life would've been made if Hazard sank that fk

  15. Hybrid.power
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    10 years, 3 months ago

    Come on Hazard! Please!!

  16. sminkypinky
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Aaaand it's in the wall. Just can't get a brake this season.

    1. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Not always a good thing.

      Luke Shaw got two breaks.

      1. Baby Cuties
        • 13 Years
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        ooohhhh

      2. sminkypinky
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Go get your coat! 🙂

  17. Cocky Spaniel Alves
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Koscielny has been MoM for me.

    1. 7shadesofsmoke
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      hard to argue with Zouma IMO.

      That big recovery tackle at 0-0 when Walcott was breaking, the goal, a few decent bits such as clearing a header from Giroud's path. He's not put a foot wrong and he's won the match.

  18. Lateriser 12
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    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Second time in a row I get played against bench boost in h2h. Deliberately getting targeted. For being good. Hating this chip.

    1. Rupert The Horse
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      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      How do you know you are being targeted?

    2. Evs
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      • 16 Years
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      Funny tho LR 😆

    3. In Like Flynn.
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      Your shoulder or theirs?

  19. Milner4eva
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    Arsenal need someone like Costa.

    1. FISSH
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Come on now no one needs that

    2. Cevap
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      no one needs Costa - scum of a player

      1. Rupert The Horse
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        • 12 Years
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        Scummy winner.

        1. Cevap
          • 15 Years
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          not sure about that second part but you are entitled to your opinion 🙂

    3. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
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      Please , anybody but !

  20. oscardo
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    Zouma a regular starter now? Looks good at 5.4 🙂

  21. Baby Cuties
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Sanchez didnt get injured did he?

    just a tactical sub?

    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Played mid week.

    2. Cevap
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      horrible moves if you asked me, but yeah, just tactical

    3. The Enlightener
      • 12 Years
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      No injury

  22. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
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    Lol @ Arsenal, they'll never be a big team

  23. flippetyflop
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Chelsea are absolute nits! Best Hazard replacement?

  24. Nomar
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    • 16 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Absolutely no ambition against 9 men.

    Poor indeed.

  25. Nobodinho
    • 11 Years
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    Haz goal finally

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      OG

      1. Nobodinho
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I'd take that

  26. Forza
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    OG

  27. Evs
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    • 16 Years
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    This is going to be a scrum massacre !!!!

  28. Bøwstring The Carp
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    HAZAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

  29. Venom Snake
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Own goal yes?