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The Saturday Surgery

1 October 2011 772 comments
Andy Andy
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The strange summer of October has dawned on us this Saturday morning and, with about an hour to go until Fantasy Premier League locks the doors ahead of gameweek seven, the regularly scheduled programming of the opening of the Saturday Surgery is nigh.

As clocks count down until Fantasy Managers are left but to the fickle fate of twenty rogue squads of Football Players we’re left to deliberate over those last gasp decisions…

Hopefully a week’s worth of Fantasy Football Scout material can help those in a deadline pushing quandary. The “Scout Committee” have put forward a new set of Scout Picks while our members can read in great detail as to why Gareth Bale got the call to arms.

The Weekend Team News is in (Wayne Rooney is fit) and our community have been scrabbling for days to try and decide on who to hand their weekly armband to.

Still in a fluster? Then the Saturday Surgery remains here to let you all duke this one out with fellow Fantasy Managers.

Andy Leicester won the Premier League. Leicester. Premier League. What is this life? Follow them on Twitter

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  1. tarumit
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Given
    Taylor, Kelly, Simpson
    Young, Silva, Arteta, Dyer
    Roorey(c) Aguero (vc) Adebayor

    Any suggestion ,,,

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    1. Taribo West on a free
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Roorey - the Chinese Rooney

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      1. tarumit
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        okk Rooney.. but tell me fast if any change possible 0.6m in bank

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  2. alang
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Guys seriously nani or rooney captain?

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    1. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Aguero

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    2. Switchfoot4
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Petrov you toss, make your own mind up

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  3. Hansel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Play M petrov or enrique?

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    1. Gubborr
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Think Bolton will score and Petrov is likely to be involved.

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      1. ManchesterIsRed
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Chelsea have not conceded at the reebok in a league game for over 12 hrs.

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      2. Taribo West on a free
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Plus a clean sheet in a derby is a pretty brave shout, whoever's playing.

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  4. Demí
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Liverpool XI:

    Reina Kelly Skrtel Carragher Enrique Kuyt Adam Lucas Downing Suarez Carroll

    Subs: Doni flannagan Coates Gerrard Spearing Henderson Bellamy

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    1. RedNev
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Cheers

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  5. bobn
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    so whos doing the ol dzeko -> balotelli masterstroke then?

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    1. The Red Viper
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Did it yesterday 😛

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      1. bobn
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        good man

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  6. keotes
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Who to captain? Nani or Aguero?

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    1. keotes
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Heeelllpp!

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      1. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Nani

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    2. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Rooney

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  7. seanie3
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Mata to nani or dzeko to suarez

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  8. Clintymints
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    alrite are we captaining roonster or what!

    heres my team for the week

    any queries??

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    1. Clintymints
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      http://www.uploadscreenshot.com/image/480206/7258623

      ooops

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  9. passthebiscuits
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Will Collins play today? 15 minutes left mulling over swapping him for Jones

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    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Do it now

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  10. Switchfoot4
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    go the All Blacks and Tonga

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  11. Vatica
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    dilemma..petrov(bolton) or dyer(swansea)???

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    1. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Same, i'm gloing Petrov

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  12. CFCTom
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    #Breaking News:

    "Manchester City's hopes for the season have been boosted by news that David Silva has been exposed to nuclear waste and has taken on several super-powers. The diminutive playmaker is rumoured to be capable of flight, laser vision and a heightened sense of smell. Due to the events that occured some time in the future, bookmakers have slashed the already short odds on Man City's chances to beat Wigan this afternoon."

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    1. Samwise the Brave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      He all ready has laser vision

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      TWAT

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      1. Samwise the Brave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        I think these are kind of funny

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          TWAT.

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        2. The Light Knight
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          What do you mean kind of? These could quite possibly the most humorous posts that I have ever read.

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          1. The Light Knight
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            * possibly be

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            1. The Pooer
                14 years, 2 months ago

                TWATS

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                1. The Light Knight
                  • 14 Years
                  14 years, 2 months ago

                  🙁

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    3. keotes
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Nani or Aguero??

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    4. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Don't forget guys!

      Bendtner Wonderland!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLGa4X5H2c

      Don't sit at your PC or Mac at 4.50pm saying "I wish I had brought him in now!'
      Do it now, put the kettle on and relaxxxxx.

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      1. Lanley Staurel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        +1

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        1. Tin of Directors
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          We'll have a good afternoon.

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    5. Gunnersaurus Rex
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Rooney as my captain instead of nani wooooooo 🙂

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    6. Benedict
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      I currently have 3 defenders out and heitinga in my team. Is it worth taking a 4 point hit to bring in a defender from Swansea?

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        hell no, what if they dont get a cleanie?

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      2. Lanley Staurel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        A 4 point hit to bring in a Swansea defender? Has there been a radiation leak where you live?

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        1. Cuffs
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Hilarious.

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    7. ICJoker
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Is there any chance of Dzeko starting?? Might get rid and bring Adebayor in

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    8. mir
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      petrov or simpson?

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    9. Pat Bonner
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Thinking about taking my first 4pt hit.

      Dzeko & Mata -> Aguero & Ramsey

      Worth it? Aguero could do the damage again?

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    10. Dan
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Anybody else going Van Persie captain?

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      1. Pat Bonner
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        If you're chasing then worth a gamble but Nani, ROoney, Kun are safer? What do you think of my question above?

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      2. rakkhi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Yes I am

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    11. the A - team
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      rooney or nani or kun for captain?

      i think nani is the safest bet

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    12. Screaming Midget
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Two of the greatest mysteries of the universe:

      1) Why are we here?
      2) How come Chinese restaurants don't serve breakfast?

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    13. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Reina kelly skrtel carra enrique kuyt adam lucas downing suarez carroll

      Don't take it as gospel though...

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      1. Just One More Thing
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        As long as Suarez plays that's all that matters to me. Kuyt in for Henderson then?

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    14. jhill89
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Wes Brown or Danny Simpson in my starting 11?

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      1. RedNev
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Brown

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      2. Kostja
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Wes, because hes at home.

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    15. The Red Viper
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Captained Nani over Rooney........

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      1. keotes
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Wow... respect... why?

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        1. The Red Viper
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Some would say wrecklessness...I say Genius 😛

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        2. the A - team
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          nani is on fire

          too many what if scenarios with rooney

          may not start
          just back from injury
          could just go through the paces
          and will 60 playing time be enough

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          1. The Red Viper
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            This too...

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          2. keotes
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            What about Aguero vs Nani?

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            1. The Red Viper
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 2 months ago

              Do not own Aguero, so no need for that dilemma!

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      2. Dksbananas
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Hesky is good but mate Phil Neville, just Phil Neville.

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    16. KOKAK
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Who to captain?
      1 Rooney
      2 Silva
      3 Young
      4 Adebayor

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      1. The Red Viper
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Rooney or Ade.

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        1. The Light Knight
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          3

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    17. oxido_76
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Hi !
      Simpson or Ward ?

      Thanks

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      1. Just One More Thing
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Ward

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    18. KOKAK
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Rooney starting the match?

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    19. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Right you bassas. All the dyer love on here has convinced me to play him ahead of taylor. First time I've went against my own judgementy this season so I hope you lot are right!

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      1. Sess!
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        *r.taylor

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    20. IceMan DB
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Rooney or Aguero for captain?

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      1. Just One More Thing
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Rooney

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        1. Vatica
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          hello there??? dilemma..petrov(bolton) or dyer(swansea)???

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          1. oxido_76
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            i had the same dilemna and i put Dyer... only for the fixture...

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          2. Just One More Thing
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            Dyer

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          3. Sess!
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            Well I wasn't gonna play dyer but have convinced myself too ahead of r.taylor. Out of those two I'd say it's an easier choice. Play dyer.

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      2. oxido_76
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Rooney !!

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