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The Saturday Surgery

1 October 2011 772 comments
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The strange summer of October has dawned on us this Saturday morning and, with about an hour to go until Fantasy Premier League locks the doors ahead of gameweek seven, the regularly scheduled programming of the opening of the Saturday Surgery is nigh.

As clocks count down until Fantasy Managers are left but to the fickle fate of twenty rogue squads of Football Players we’re left to deliberate over those last gasp decisions…

Hopefully a week’s worth of Fantasy Football Scout material can help those in a deadline pushing quandary. The “Scout Committee” have put forward a new set of Scout Picks while our members can read in great detail as to why Gareth Bale got the call to arms.

The Weekend Team News is in (Wayne Rooney is fit) and our community have been scrabbling for days to try and decide on who to hand their weekly armband to.

Still in a fluster? Then the Saturday Surgery remains here to let you all duke this one out with fellow Fantasy Managers.

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  1. the A - team
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    any comments: rooney or nani or kun for captain?

    i think nani is the safest bet

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  2. Switchfoot4
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    shall i captain my penis

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    1. guillermo
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      vice captain

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Cant trust the fella to always perform

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  3. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    if you don't own aguero i suggest putting £1 on the him to score twice special @9/2

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    1. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      I had the each half at 6/1.
      Also stuck money on Nani goal and assist & Sinclair pen/free kick

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  4. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    http://twitter.com/#!/Ian_Ladyman_DM/status/120074805587349504

    Dzeko is not starting. PANIC!!!

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    1. The Red Viper
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Get.Balotelli.Now.

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      1. Tin of Directors
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Wrong!
        Get Bendtner in now!

        Bendtner Wonderland!
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLGa4X5H2c

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      last time i trusted a ladyman i got egg balls in my face

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        No city attackers eh?

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          not today. would have taken 8 points to afford aguero. hernandez, adebayor, rvp strike-force

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    3. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Should I bench him for Brunt?

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    4. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      looking good for aguero

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  5. Switchfoot4
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    boring

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  6. KOKAK
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Is Rooney starting the match today?

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    1. Fray Bentos
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      you'll find out at about 2pm-ish

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    2. Lanley Staurel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Gazes into crystal ball. Realises he hasnt got a crystal ball so writes cutting remark instead.

      How the hell are we supposed to know?

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  7. The Pooer
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Okay, quick question: am I normal?

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      1. guillermo
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        yes...I mean no...errrr no, yes

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      2. Perthite
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Are you the same as most people?

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      3. Tin of Directors
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Is this the snippet we'll see in the news tomorrow after you go out in your local area and blast several civilians to death with several shotguns you currently have under your bed.

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          ITS ONLY THREE SHOTGUNS DAMMIT

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    • Somalion
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Hmmm now being tempted to go Adebayor + Dzeko -> Aguero and Ba. Hmmm

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      1. Sess!
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Would be stupid to take ade out

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        1. Somalion
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Ye I do like Ade. Problem is Dzeko.

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      2. IceMan DB
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Do it!

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    • gruffyboy
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Walters or Dyer for last spot???

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    • Craig
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Need to improve this midfield
      Mata Nasri Sess Sinclair (Moses)

      Maybe Sess to 6.6m? any ideas

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      1. Sess!
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        14 years, 2 months ago

        Ramsey looks a good shout

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    • KOKAK
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Rooney it is then, thank guys.

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    • seanie3
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Nani or rooney for captain

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    • Pat Bonner
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Thinking about taking my first 4pt hit.

      Dzeko & Mata -> Aguero & Ramsey

      Worth it? Aguero could do the damage again?

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      1. guillermo
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        no way, blackburn at home? aguero is overated

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    • Magumbo
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Is it worth doing Mata to Nani for a hit?

      Dont have any utd cover for norwich game

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      1. Zero
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        perhaps

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    • tommys
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Front 6

      mata nasri swp
      rooney suarez adebayor..

      thoughts?

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      1. Fray Bentos
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        great weather this weekend, isnt it?

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        1. guillermo
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          lovely

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      2. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        not as good as mine

        mata silva young nani
        aguero ade suarez 🙂

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        1. tommys
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          nice defence ya??

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          1. Optimus.
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            serious defence

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            1. tommys
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 2 months ago

              i knew it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • richie1000
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      need help quick lads had not had the time this week

      what ye think

      kurl

      boswinga kompany enrique

      nasri silva cap o hara cabaye arteta

      ade rooney

      de laet woodgate graham

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    • spa
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Hernandez or silva for el captain

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      1. Samwise the Brave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        silva

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        1. guillermo
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          el captain

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    • depechedog
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Dear Dave Dog....Aguero for captain and you bottom of the Bradbury by weekend

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    • Screaming Midget
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Aguero or Carlos Tevez for captain?

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      1. guillermo
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        summerby

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    • fiacloir
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      A)petrov(bol) /suarez

      or

      B) VDV/ sturridge

      A or B

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      1. Switchfoot4
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        D

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      2. Schurrle Not
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        B

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    • Phillips
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      This Dzeko talk has got me thinking. Worth getting him out for a 4 pointer?

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    • tommys
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Front 6
      mata nasri swp
      rooney suarez adebayor..

      thoughts?

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    • disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      really want some arsenal cover from next week but dunno who to lose

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    • CFCTom
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      #Breaking News:

      "Major doubts have arisen as to whether the Premier League match between Swansea and Stoke will go ahead later today. This is in light of an escaped dragon deciding to nest in the north stand of The Libery Stadium. Ordinarily, Premier League groundsmen are well practiced in the art of removing dragons from grounds, however, this particular breed is born of the Welsh valleys and is significantly more powerful than those found in England."

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      1. Cheggers
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Not funny anymore.
        Stop milking it

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        1. The Light Knight
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Anymore??????

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      2. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        this is another reason i can't wait for the deadline

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      3. Somalion
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        You don't listen to the haters CFC, I'm finding this very funny.

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    • spa
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Hernandez or Silva for captain currently on silva?

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      1. guillermo
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        yes

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    • Mak_Gold
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Given,
        Bosingwa,Brown,Lescott,Simpson,
        Nani(V),Silva,Sinclair,
        Suarez,Roo(C),Dzeko.

        Subs: Moses,Surman,De Laet.

        Everything all right?Or should I start Moses instead of Dzeko?

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      • Gubborr
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Dyer or Ramsey to play ? Currently have Dyer just because of Stoke's UEL hangover..

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        1. guillermo
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Ramsey

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      • Switchfoot4
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        god people, make a decision on your own, shall I go to the toilet now?

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        1. Perthite
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Depends - do you need to go?

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        2. Sess!
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Ha ha ha. To be fair that is the point of the site

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          1. Sess!
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            Well the advice that is, not the decision making

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        3. Ginkapo FPL
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Nah dont do it now, some shit my go down in your absence

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      • Fishy
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        is it worth doing for a -4 hit
        aguero and nani IN
        rooney and silva OUT

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        1. Just One More Thing
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Madness

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        2. Phillips
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          No

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        3. fredwestham
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          No

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        4. Schurrle Not
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          That has to be the worst suggestion ever mentioned on this site- NO!

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        5. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          No way! You need all 4 in my opinion.

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          1. Fishy
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            cant get all 4 only either of the 2

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        6. Tin of Directors
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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        7. Fray Bentos
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          be a rebel - do it!

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      • Congressman
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Can people please stop asking questions about who to captain? Just check the results of the captain poll, you bunch of muppets.

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        1. The Light Knight
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          This is a website where people ask for advice.

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          1. Disco Pat
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            +1

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        2. Ginkapo FPL
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          But seriously should I captain Drogs?

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