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The Saturday Surgery

1 October 2011 772 comments
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The strange summer of October has dawned on us this Saturday morning and, with about an hour to go until Fantasy Premier League locks the doors ahead of gameweek seven, the regularly scheduled programming of the opening of the Saturday Surgery is nigh.

As clocks count down until Fantasy Managers are left but to the fickle fate of twenty rogue squads of Football Players we’re left to deliberate over those last gasp decisions…

Hopefully a week’s worth of Fantasy Football Scout material can help those in a deadline pushing quandary. The “Scout Committee” have put forward a new set of Scout Picks while our members can read in great detail as to why Gareth Bale got the call to arms.

The Weekend Team News is in (Wayne Rooney is fit) and our community have been scrabbling for days to try and decide on who to hand their weekly armband to.

Still in a fluster? Then the Saturday Surgery remains here to let you all duke this one out with fellow Fantasy Managers.

Andy Leicester won the Premier League. Leicester. Premier League. What is this life? Follow them on Twitter

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  1. alang
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Horse goes to the bar in the pub. Bartender says, why the long face!?

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    1. Somalion
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      A pony walks up to a coyote and asks him to shout at their friend hawk.
      "Why don't you shout at him?" asks Coyote.
      "I would" says Pony "but I am a little horse"

      Calling a taxi as we speak.

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      1. Damo.
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIPr23xyoZg

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      2. Gaz Downright
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        😆

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    2. funnyoldgame
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Little Red Riding hood is skipping happily through the forest on the way to grandma's house. Suddenly she sees the big bad wolf peering out from behind a bush.
      "Why, what big eyes you have Mt wolf" she says.
      "piss off, I'm have a shit!.

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    3. Fray Bentos
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      wow - did you dust that one out of the attic?

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      1. funnyoldgame
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        old ones are the best!

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    4. Waldaz
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfzXU2n9snI

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    5. Caine & Co.
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Mr. Jones is confused. He keeps thinking "Wow, I feel so good! But I look awful". All day long. "Feels so fu*kiing good but I look awful!" He goes to a doctor. Explains the situation. Doctor looks at him and says: "Mr. Jones, You're a pussy"

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  2. funnyoldgame
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    another test

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  3. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    I can see the knee - jerk article already: "Granny captained Nani" 😀 Anybody remembers?

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      And Mark played Vorm instead of Given. I believe we Given starters are safe 😀

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  4. greghammer95
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Any of you Fifa 11 Clubs players around?

    You got Fifa 12 yet? Me and Gubbins have set up a club already.

    Want a game?

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    1. Demí
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Getting it next week hopefully

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    2. Leysh
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      What is Clubs on Fifa? I've not played it or heard of it other than on here.

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    3. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      FIFA 12 is the dogs danglies!

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      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Im still not sure. It's soo easy to score, maybe people are just getting used to the defending, i don't know. I like the new head to head rankings. But, i don;t like that you can't see which tam your opponent is, for example i've played as Brazil against Barcelona and played as Madrid against... Madrid.

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        1. CFCTom
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          14 years, 2 months ago

          Career Mode ftw!

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        2. LewanGOALski
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          14 years, 2 months ago

          feel the same. I also played games like Ars vs Ars or Napoli vs Napoli. I also got games like my Tottenham vs ... Real Madrid or my QPR vs PSG, I can't of hate.

          What is more, I think it is too easy to score from a distance...

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  5. The Red Viper
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Soccer Saturday...all is good 🙂

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  6. nwy5633
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    do u think i can win my opponent?

    vorm vs de gea
    bosingwa enrique s.taylor vs R.Taylor Taylor s.taylor
    petrov(Aston) meireles nani(v) silva vs petrov(bol) barton nani(v) silva

    rooney(c) suarez sturridge vs rooney(c) aguero adebayor

    i got -4 while he used wildcard..

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  7. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Ok... I'm very worried this week game... No Rooney, no aguero whilst everyone in my two mini leagues have captained one of them... Looks like I'm either going to look a genius or a twat... Twat seems much more likely...

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    1. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Do you have Bendtner?

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      1. The Red Viper
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Out of interest, have you seen Never Captain Nicky Butt's Funny Feeling Friday? :p

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        1. Tin of Directors
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          What is that?
          You captained Nicky Butt once??

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      2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        I'd be seriously worried if I did.. And Ive seen your bendtner wonderland nonsense

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        1. Tin of Directors
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Nonsense! PAH!
          Wait until 4.50pm and call it 'nonsense' then!

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            Hope it works for you.... Can't see it happening

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            1. Tin of Directors
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              14 years, 2 months ago

              Thanks mate.
              It's all good. Have the famous ToD gut feeling that I normally dismiss to my cost.
              Not today - I've grabbed Bendy by his big ol' Danish balls and given them a bloody good yank in the direction of my team.

              Wonder what odds he is for first goalscorer actually??

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    2. Fray Bentos
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      maybe not a t*at, just a nincompoop 🙂

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  8. QOTSA
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Why did I get Rooney out? :/

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  9. Forest4Life
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Beat my 11:20 kneejerk. Aguero, Rvp, Jagielka and Silva to Young, Hernandez, Rooney and Richards for -8

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    1. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Please be joking.

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    2. teddy.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Would be better if it was 11:33.

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      1. Forest4Life
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Not joking check my link

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        1. tezzaboy7
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          14 years, 2 months ago

          omg yuck. i hope u have a wildcard next week...

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          1. Forest4Life
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            I do

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            1. tezzaboy7
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 2 months ago

              Now for an 8-0 result or thereabouts and i have found my new god 🙂

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        2. Tin of Directors
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Why are you called Forest4Life but have Arsenal as your team on the FPL site?!

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          1. Forest4Life
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            Cant choose championship teams

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            1. Mark
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 18 Years
              14 years, 2 months ago

              A blessing when, like us, you support Forest.

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            2. Tin of Directors
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 2 months ago

              What?!?!
              As a West Ham fan neither can I but I'd rather eat shit than put another team as my favourite.
              Just don't pick a team surely????

              Forest4Life?
              LOL - yeah, right!

              The things you learn....

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    3. Burton
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      More of a seizure than a knee-jerk.

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      1. Forest4Life
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        lolol

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    4. Fray Bentos
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      If Norwich win 1-0 you will be crying yourself to sleep tonight

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      1. Forest4Life
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        I know but I fancy 9-0

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    5. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Good lord...

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  10. Mak_Gold
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Thoughts on my WC team?My current team is:

      Given,Ruddy,
      Bosingwa,Lescott,Simpson,Brown,De Laet,
      Nani,Silva,Sinclair,Moses,Surman,
      Rooney,Suarez,Dzeko.(0.6 in bank)

      And the team I want after WCing is:

      KRUL,VORM,
      Bosingwa,KOMPANY,SAYLOR,NAYLOR,GABBIDON,
      Nani,Silva,DYER,DERRY,JOHNSON,
      Rooney,ADEBAYOR,AGUERO.(0.1 in bank)

      Any opinions?

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      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        arsenal

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        1. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          liverpool

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          1. FPL Daniel
            • 16 Years
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            chelsea even maybe

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            1. Mak_Gold
                14 years, 2 months ago

                Ruddy,VORM,
                Bosingwa,KOMPANY,Simpson,NAYLOR,GABBIDON,
                Nani,Silva,RAMSEY,DERRY,JOHNSON,
                Rooney,ADEBAYOR,AGUERO.(0.1 in bank)

                ???

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        2. big oak
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          14 years, 2 months ago

          i think ur current team is better

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          1. Mak_Gold
              14 years, 2 months ago

              But I want Aguero,mate.Dzeko->Aguero,Suarez->Agbonlahor for a 4 pt. hit then?Will have to do it very early,since it leaves me with 0.0 in the bank.

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        3. Optimus.
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          14 years, 2 months ago

          lol a rival in my league at 11.26 made 8 transfers -28 basically to get in roo/aguero and he still has his wildcard

          i sense a red arrow

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          1. Kings of Lyon ★
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            14 years, 2 months ago

            if he gets a green it means my season is over

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            1. Optimus.
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 2 months ago

              🙂 ill let you know

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        4. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          What happened to Barkley?

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        5. MrNatural
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          What's the difference between a chain-smoker and kermit the frog?

          One craves a cig in the pack, the other craves a pig in the sack.

          Athangyooo.

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          1. Tin of Directors
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            Do you have a coat?
            LOL

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        6. Davidmon
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          the longest word in the dictionary is 'elastic' because it stretches

          not gay at all.

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        7. Burton
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          "Doctor, Doctor- Every day I get up, and fry my slppers. Then I go to brush my teeth, and instead end up frying my toothbrush. I go to get dressed, but then I bung all my clothes in the deep fat fryer too."

          "I see the problem." says the doctor. "You're frittering your life away".

          Apols.

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        8. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Lineups out?

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        9. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          NEW POST

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        10. sweper
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          No Enrique in pools starting xi.

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          1. Dago
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            14 years, 2 months ago

            what you on about? he is.

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          2. @BigChrisso
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            14 years, 2 months ago

            haha... got to love these types of posts

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          3. applebonkers
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            • 16 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            boooooo

            i was saying boo-urns

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          4. tezzaboy7
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            wrong

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        11. nwy5633
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          why can't the manager let bellamy partnering suarez upfront? carroll is sooo!

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          1. Shipstontrev
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            He only got Bellamy in to play golf...

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            1. Gaz Downright
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              • 15 Years
              14 years, 2 months ago

              wahey

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        12. jumbokevin
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          RMT

          The Fallen
          Sentinel Bumblebee Ratchet Brains
          Megatron Shockwave Optimus(C)
          Ironhide(VC) Sideswipe Starscream

          I decided to play the safe option for captain. I'm thinking of doing Sideswipe -> Unicron for a 4 pt hit. Thoughts?

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        13. The Spudgunner
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          14 years, 2 months ago

          My Predictions

          Everton 2-2 Liverpool (Baines,Cahill,Suarez,Adam)
          A Villa 2-0 Wigan (Gabby,Bent)
          Blackburn 1-3 Man City (The Yak,Aguero(2),Silva)
          Man United 5-0 Norwich (Rooney(2),Nani,Chicharito,Young)
          Sunderland 1-1 West Brom (Bendtner,Odemwingie)
          Wolves 0-0 Newcastle
          Bolton 1-3 Chelsea (Eagles,Mata,Sturridge,Lampard)
          Fulham 2-2 QPR (Dempsey,Zamora,SWP,Taarabt)
          Swansea 1-2 Stoke (Sinclair,Crouch,K.Jones)
          Spurs 3-3 Arsenal (Adebayor(2),VDV,RVP(2),Walcott)

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