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1 November 2015 1994 comments
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Philippe Coutinho’s goals consign Jose Mourino’s Chelsea to further misery as Man City and Arsenal maintain the pace as title front runners. Elsewhere, United’s failure to find a cutting edge finds them out at Palace, Odion Ighalo inspires another Watford win, while Jamie Vardy and Riyad Mahrez deal the damage yet again, as Leicester earn another three points on the road. Here’s the notes on Saturday’s matches…

Mourinho On the Brink

Chelsea’s wretched run continued with a 3-1 defeat at the hands of Liverpool. The Blues have now equalled the most losses (six) they’ve suffered in a season under Jose Mourinho, illuminating the unprecedented nature of their current slump.

Despite taking drastic action with regards to personnel – by dropping Cesc Fabregas and Nemanja Matic to the bench – Chelsea were second best for the majority of the encounter, mustering just eight attempts and six shots on target.

Ramires got the hosts off to the perfect start, scoring his second goal in five outings at the four-minute mark. Cezar Azpilicueta served up the assist for the Brazilian, marking the third time this campaign he’s delivered attacking returns (one goal and two assists).

Priced at 5.9, the Spanish full-back would ordinarily represent a suitable route into Chelsea’s defence ahead of a strong batch of fixtures (sto, NOR, tot, BOU, lei, SUN, WAT), but it’s hard to back a rearguard that’s shipped eight goals in the previous four Gameweeks.

Eden Hazard put in another abject performance and suffered the indignity hauled off before the hour, replaced by 19-year-old Kenady. During his 59-minute stint, Hazard carded zero attempts and key passes, providing further incentive for his remaining 18.9% ownership to cut ties and liberate funds for investment elsewhere.

Coutinho Inspires Klopp’s First Victory

Philippe Coutinho snapped an eight-match barren spell by scoring twice against the champions on their own turf, earning Jurgen Klopp his first victory as Liverpool manager.

The Reds’ Brazilian playmaker delivered his first ever brace for the club, finally delivering the returns that his underlying statistics portended, having ranked second for attempts (25) in the previous six Gameweeks.

Pitched at 8.1, if Coutinho can somehow discover some consistency under Klopp, he harbours the potential to be a profitable differential during Liverpool’s favourable run through to the New Year (CRY, mci, SWA, new, WBA, wat, LEI).

Christian Benteke earned a goal and assist, despite waiting until the 64th minute to make an entrance. The Belgium international has dropped to a relatively modest 12% ownership but, having netted in back-to-back appearances, he could begin to emerge as a short-term differential while Daniel Sturridge continues to struggle for fitness.

Jordon Ibe and Firmino claimed the remaining assists in the 3-1 win. In the absence of Divock Origi – who was omitted from matchday squad – Jurgen Klopp fielded Firimino as the false nine in a 4-2-3-1 set-up. With Benteke primed to start next time out against Crystal Palace, it remains to be seen how Klopp incorporates Firmino in his starting lineup.

Elsewhere, both Nathaniel Clyne and Alberto Moreno were impressive bombing forward to provide the width for Liverpool. Both are flourishing under the Klopp regime so far, seeing plenty of the ball in attacking areas and providing crosses and key passes. At just 4.8, Moreno is set to emerge as a key target as Liverpool’s fixtures soften up.

Mahrez and Vardy The Executioners

In a sight that’s become oh-so familiar this season, Jamie Vardy and Riyad Mahrez inflicted the damage in a 3-2 road victory over West Brom, with the latter enjoying his second brace in 10 outings.

Concerns over Mahrez’s security of starts after he was benched in Gameweek 8 lead to his ownership levelling off in the following two Gameweeks. Now seemingly un-droppable from the starting XI, the Algerian could breach the 60% ownership mark before the next round of fixtures.

Vardy’s purple patch defies belief, with the 7.2-priced forward netting for the eight consecutive match. Both he and Mahrez will fancy their chances of continuing in a similar vein as the Foxes embark on a pair of agreeable match-ups (WAT, new) either side of the international break.

From Gameweek 14, however, Leicester’s schedule takes a turn for the worse (MUN, swa, CHE, eve, liv, MCI), perhaps forcing a reassessment of their prospects over the Christmas period.

Marc Albrighton kept his points tally ticking over with a pair of assists, having failed to trouble the scoreboard since Gameweek 2. Danny Drinkwater supplied the ammunition for Vardy’s strike and has now notched four assists in his previous seven outings, making him the clear frontrunner in the 4.5-priced bench fodder bracket.

Jeffrey Schlupp was deployed on the left flank in his previous three starts but reverted to left-back against the Baggies because Christian Fuchs picked up a knock. The latter was rested as a precaution and is likely to reclaim his starting berth against the Hornets.

Baggies Backline Suffer Another Hawthorns Drubbing

West Brom took the lead in the first half through Salomon Rondon but were ultimately unable to stifle the Foxes’ irrepressible front line.

Rondon looks to be finding his feet in the Premier League – with two goals in as many starts – but his supporting cast could struggle to afford him many chances during the West Midlanders’ unforgiving run up to Gameweek 17 (mun, ARS, whu, tot, liv).

Defensively the Baggies went into Saturday’s contest having claimed six clean sheets over the season. However, the defeat to Leicester marked the fourth occasion that Tony Pulis’ side had conceded three goals at the Hawthorns. With a grueling set of opponents to come (mun ARS whm TOT liv), further investment in the West Brom rearguard will likely be put on ice.

United’s Goal Drought Continues

Pitted against Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park, Manchester United recorded their third successive 0-0 stalemate in all competitions, extending their goalless streak to 325 minutes. Furthermore, the Red Devils posted their third blank in four league outings, having placed second bottom for shots inside the box (15) – ahead of Bournemouth (14) – over that stretch.

In light of their paucity of goal threat, it’s surprising that Louis van Gaal remains steadfast in his decision to favour Wayne Rooney – instead of Anthony Martial – as the spearhead of their attack. Rooney failed to muster a shot inside the box and registered just a single shot on target, prompting Van Gaal to eventually afford Martial a more advanced role upon Marouane Fellaini’s introduction.

Should the former Monaco starlet continue to line up on the flank, it’s harder to justify his inclusion over a wealth of enticing mid-priced forwards. Indeed, Martial has suffered more sales than any other player in the FPL overnight.

At the back, United’s third straight clean sheet underlines the merits of their rearguard assets. David de Gea’s position at the summit of our goalkeeper’s Watchlist appears justified in the light of his four clean sheets in the last five. Elsewhere, Chris Smalling remains the only assured starter within the back four, rendering him the choice pick ahead of an strong lead up to Boxing Day (WBA, wat, lei, WHU, bou, NOR, sto).

Toothless Eagles Blank Again

The Eagles chalked up their fourth blank in seven matches, making them the league’s lowest scorers (four goals) since Gameweek 5.

Dwight Gayle returned from suspension to lead the line but doesn’t appear to be the answer to their ailing attack, given that he’s failed to grace the scoresheet in six appearances. Marouane Chamakh and Connor Wickham both returned to training this week, with either frontman likely to usurp Gayle once fit.

On the flip side, Alan Pardew’s outfit have displayed a renewed diligence of late, keeping out their opposition in their last three home ties. In terms of potential routes into the Eagles rearguard, Joel Ward (4.4) – who’s already notched two goals in five starts – looks to be the most viable option, along with Wayne Hennessey (3.9) in goal.

City Edge Past Plucky Canaries

Manchester City needed an 89th-minute penalty to secure a 2-1 victory over Norwich City at the Etihad, after a howler from Joe Hart had handed the visitors the opportunity for an unlikely point.

Yaya Toure did the honours from the spot, netting his first goal since the opening Gameweek. At 8.5, the Ivorian midfielder would serve as a cheaper alternative to Kevin De Bruyne if he can rekindle some of his 2013/14 form (20 goals and nine assists).

Elsewhere in the City midfield, Raheem Sterling was relegated to the bench following midweek exertions, but emerged in the second half to earn the assist for the first spot kick. He could have picked up a second having been brought down late on, but watched on while Aleks Kolarov missed the resulting spot-kick.

Kevin De Bruyne went into the game as the top candidate in our Captain poll but emerged with just five points to his name. The Belgian curled in the corner for Otamendi’s header and has now played a part (three goals and four assists) in seven goals in as many league starts. De Bruyne’s consistency (two blanks in seven) ensures that David Silva faces a battle to regain the weapon of choice status in the City midfield.

Nicolas Otamendi opened the scoring for the Sky Blues. The Argentine centre-back looks to have cemented his start in the City backline; he also charts joint-top for shots on target (four) among defenders over the last six Gameweeks. However, his prohibitive 6.5 price tag is likely to prevent investment while the likes of Kolarov and Bacary Sagna remain options.

Despite his spot-kick miss, Kolarov’s 29% ownership will be optimistic on Man City’s clean-sheet prospects next Gameweek as they gear up for a trip to Aston Villa.

Magpies Rue Missed Opportunities

Newcastle United recorded their first clean sheet since Gameweek 3 as their head-to-head with Stoke City at St James’ Park ended in a goalless draw. It also marked their sixth blank of the campaign, although it wasn’t for the lack of trying – the Magpies far outstripped the Potters with regards to shots (15 to nine) and accurate attempts (six to two). The fact that the Tynesiders’ tallied 36 efforts across their last two league outings offers hope to investors in their forwards that goals are imminent.

Butland’s Brilliance Earns Potters Point

Stoke are unbeaten in their last three road matches, earning clean sheets in each, following the 0-0 stalemate on Tyneside.

Jack Butland was exceptional for the visitors, racking up six saves for the third occasion this campaign. No shot-stopper has amassed more saves (46) than the England international, who bagged an eye-catching 11-point haul for his efforts.

The Potters lay claim to three shut-outs in four outings, but they face a tall order sustaining that streak over a challenging quintet of match-ups (CHE, sou, sun, MCI, whu).

Patched Up Gunners Keep Firing

Arsenal kept pace with Manchester City at the summit of the table courtesy of a 3-0 away win over Swansea City.

Olivier Giroud – one of our three differentials – broke the deadlock four minutes into the second half, scoring his fifth goal in seven league appearances.

Theo Walcott faces around a month on the sidelines by virtue of a calf complaint, ensuring that Giroud enjoys the security of starts for at least the next two Gameweeks (TOT, wba). Considering that the Gunners rank second for goals scored (11) in the last four Gameweeks, the Frenchman’s 7% ownership is likely to swell in the lead up to the North London derby.

Laurent Koscielny notched goals in consecutive starts for the first time as an Arsenal player, bolstering his case for Fantasy selection ahead of the likes of Hector Bellerin and Nacho Monreal. In truth, there’s a case to be made for any of their rearguard starters, given that the Gunners have now earned shut-outs in six of their last nine outings.

In midfield, Mesut Ozil was again hugely instrumental, scooping a brace of assists to boost his tally to nine for the season. The German has now returned goals or assists in six of his last seven league starts for the Gunners.

In terms of assists, Ozil is peerless in the Premier League: he has provided more (22) than any player in the league since his debut back in September 2013. Ozil’s recent consistency highlights the current value in doubling up on Arsenal’s midfield, adding the German alongside the explosive Alexis Sanchez. The German earned more FPL owners than any other player overnight.

Ighalo Goals Kill Off Hammers

Odion Ighalo stunned West Ham United with his second brace of the season as Watford cruised to a 2-0 home victory.

The Hornets’ main man has directly contributed (five goals and two assists) to all of their last seven goals and currently sits joint-second – alongside Leicester’s Riyad Mahrez – in the scoring charts (seven goals). Incredibly, whilst on the pitch, Ighalo has scored or assisted all of Watford’s goals this season.

Valued at a mere 5.4, the Nigerian is poised to enjoy a significant upsurge of investment ahead of a strong quintet of encounters (lei, MUN, avl, NOR, sun), although he did sustain a knock as a result of James Collins’ late challenge, forcing him off late on.

In acknowledgement of their fifth clean sheet in 10 matches, Watford are furnishing us with alluring budget pick-ups at both ends of the pitch. With Sebastian Prodl seemingly locked in rotation with Miguel Britos, Heurelho Gomes, Allan Nyom and Craig Cathcart (both 4,5) are all key targets, although Chelsea loanee, Nathan Ake, may trump them all – the 20-year-old full-back provided an assist in an effervescent display and is available for just 4.4.

Irons Suffer First Away Defeat

West Ham’s seven-match unbeaten run was dispelled at Vicarage Road, as they suffered their first defeat on the road this season.

For just the third time this term, Dimtri Payet failed to deliver attacking returns, underlining the consistency of his output. Payet’s 37% ownership may now be concerned, however, with the Irons facing sturdy defences over the next four Gameweeks (EVE, tot, WBA, mun). This could engender Payet’s first lean period since his arrival in the Premier League.

  1. lalua
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    I 'll lose it

    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      The remote control? Yeah, that's annoying.

  2. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    What the hell was going on at Palace yesterday....which defenders were supposed to be playing where ? http://members.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/matches/803267/

    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      It's the classic 1-8-2 formation.

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Must have been a lot of swapping of positions perhaps...very odd...

    2. Jimbo123
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      That can't be right.

      It has Jedinak dropping in to make a back 3 which makes sense, but that would be because the full backs are bombing on, NOT playing CM

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Now that's a 10 ball chasers position map, just speculating as I didn't watch, did the full backs switch sides at half time?

  3. JasonG123
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Payet to Ozil worth a FT?

    1. PSEBJ27
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Sure, why not?

    2. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Definitely, Ozil could end up top of the tree if Wenger doesn-t burn him out.

      1. FortunesAlwaysHiding
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Keep Payet

        1. PSEBJ27
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          No bias? 🙂

    3. Rolls-Royce
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I did Payet to Yoyo this GW. Not a great transfer but I think there are better players at that price now.

      1. Rolls-Royce
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        And yeah, I had pressure to chop Mahrez.

    4. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I'm considering this as well

  4. PSEBJ27
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Who to get for Cresswell and Dawson? Already have Bellerin and Alderweireld, thinking of Van Dijk and Moreno

    1. Rolls-Royce
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Rojo, Marcus

    2. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Yep, Moreno cheap enough to have as a 4th defender.

    3. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Smalling or Virgil.

  5. Trigg ⭐️
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Come on Seamus, suck it up and play this afternoon!

    1. EmreCan Hustle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      This. So much this.

    2. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Probably the vomitting bug. If he has small kids, the first time you catch it off them, you are down and out for 3 or 4 days.

      1. Trigg ⭐️
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        He will end up playing, concede 2, get booked and I'll wish I was getting Moreno off my bench.

  6. Je suis le chat
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Who's the best keeper to bring in to play mostly for next 20 gws? keeping Myhill, though don't see cleanies for a bit. Ta.

    1. FortunesAlwaysHiding
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      De Gea if you have cash to flash, otherwise Gomes I guess.

    2. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      DDG, I would say.

      1. Je suis le chat
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Thanks, was thinking DDG, I always get burned by their defenders.

        1. FortunesAlwaysHiding
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Butland too of course

  7. mr messi
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    I was planning on doing Ighalo to Lukaku this week. Now I'm not sure. Would I be better getting rid of a non playing defender for Smalling?

  8. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    101 Great Goals ‏@101greatgoals 17 May 2011
    Arsenal are ready to beat off competition from Man Utd, Chelsea & Aston Villa to sign 16-year-old Barcelona striker Hector Bellerin (Mirror)

    Watch out for this lad if we get him , nice prospect and a keen eye for goal..
    https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/70400377375293440

    1. PSEBJ27
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Striker hahaha who would've known

    2. Rolls-Royce
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I thought they already had one.

      1. EmreCan Hustle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        This is from 2011.

        1. Rolls-Royce
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Ah..

    3. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Get him in his natural position, Arsene!

    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Another youngster. Why doesn't he spend 70m on a proven player

      #wengerout

      1. Rasping Drive
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Hear hear. Then they could play LVG's style of attractive football

    5. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Bet he regrets not choosing Villa

    6. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      He signed Ashley Cole as a striker as well, did he not?

  9. EmreCan Hustle
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Line ups?

  10. Johnny98
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Any advice here? Would like to get Özil but would take a hit to do it by next GW..

    Team: http://i.imgur.com/E3ne5Ft.png

  11. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Morning all!

    Just catching up on mini leagues, how jammy is this guy? 😆

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/175137/event-history/11/

    Can't catch a break this season 😕

    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Wow 😀

    2. Trae44
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Least he'll get Coutinho's points won't he, for Sahko?

      1. Trae44
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Sakho*

      2. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah, that's the point! He'll get Coutinho and Ighalo points off the bench!

        1. Trae44
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Oh wow haha sorry didn't realize

      1. Del Griffith
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        wow, And I thought I had a disaster with just benching Mahrez, thats horrible

      2. Hybrid.power
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Wow. That makes me feel so much better!

  12. bpz77
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Is Speroni expected to start ahead of Hennessey in coming weeks ? FPL says he is fit now

    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Just get rid of Speroni

  13. RubeRx
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Is Coleman fit?

    1. Nascimento
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Not bad

    2. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      We'll know in 20 mins.

  14. Dr Kenneth Noisewater
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Current set-up:

    Myhill - Butland
    Van Dijk - Dier - Dawson - Janmaat - Nyom
    Sanchez - De Bruyne - Mane - Payet - Hoolahan
    Lukaku - Pelle - Vardy

    1FT, £2.6m ITB

    My main problem is possibly money tied up in Hoolahan with the risk of him dropping, but if I were to upgrade him to Ayew/ Barkley I'd have a benching headache every week.

    A) Drop Hoolahan down to Drinkwater/Anya and have some money more cash ITB
    B) Upgrade Hoolahan to Barkley / Ayew and be damned with the repercussions
    C) De Bruyne + Hoolahan > Yaya + Ozil and have the option of big scoring players every week

  15. Hypnos
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Payet blanks for the first time in seven games and some are saying it's time to get rid. He's a season keeper for me!

    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I wish Epl managers were like this..One balank and you are benched next week..Wold make Fpl far more interesting

      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        *blank

        *Would

        😳

        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Was doing my best Forca impression there so don't harsh me

          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Joke donkey post

            1. Optimus.
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 3 months ago

              😀

      2. Hypnos
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        at least Rooney would be dropped then

      3. Captain Goodwin
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Would mean Leicester would be EVEN better! Top of league as only Vardy and Mahrez would play every week!

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Payet has been so lucky. His stats aren't great.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Ggk_P0fYM&feature=youtu.be&a

      1. Qubit
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Shhh, let them all keep him. Fine by me, been very fortunate thus far, won play 10 men every bloody week!

      2. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I like this chap

  16. Murph1
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Who would you rather have as captain for the next two games: (sky)

    A. Pelle (BOU + sun)
    B. Lukaku (SUN + whu)

    Cheers

    1. Rushfort
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      pelle. but wait for tonight's game

  17. Alittude
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    rate my ass

    big
    plumpy
    juicy
    mahrez

  18. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    How do I find space for Ozil in this midfield: Sanchez, Payet, KDB, Mane, Mahrez?

    1. Rushfort
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      you dont !

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Can we just play 3-6-1 formation? 😛

        1. Morbius
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          I wish!

    2. Morbius
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Mane if you have Pelle *maybe* but otherwise, you don't.

    3. Big Sum
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      He is better than 3 or 4 of them

    4. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Sell Payet for him if you really want him.

    5. Qubit
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      There's only 1 player there who I'm even vaguely sure will finish with more points than ozil.

  19. Rushfort
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone knows about ighalo injury ? minor knock ?

  20. antongus1
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Martial to Lukaku or Benteke?

  21. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    What's the difference between John Terry's mistress and a bowling ball?

    You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball

    1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      😆

    2. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Is this a competition to tell the oldest joke?

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Actually yes it is 😆

        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Good, I've got a few. 🙂

      2. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Tough game for Man Utd next week

        Football

        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Boom!
          We have a winner.

        2. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          😆

      3. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Wayne Rooney has visited Fabrice Muamba in hospital.

        "It's great, he can almost string a sentence together," said Fabrice.

        😆 😆

        1. Licky
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Threading a fine line but I did smile. 🙂

          1. Optimus.
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Ah hardly 🙂

    3. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      rude but true

    4. EmreCan Hustle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Giggity.

    5. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      would you rather go on a date with john terry or have fish n chips with adam johnson for an hour?

      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Probably the latter because as a 34 year old I should be well safe

        1. Alittude
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          safe maybe but would it really be more fun than john terry trying to bone you?

          1. Bucky Barnes
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Your idea of fun is John Terry trying to bone you?

  22. Alittude
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    hows this for the long term

    myhill henn
    bellerin alderwield smalling vvd nyom
    kdb sanchez payet mahrez drink
    ighalo aguero vardy

    any changes needed or g2g for a while?

  23. FootballFanatic365
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    cresswell + williams > rojo + moreno (-4) ?

    1. EmreCan Hustle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Perhaps keep Williams for the next one? Not worth a hit.

    2. NeverGunOwen
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Y take a hit for a defender?

  24. EmreCan Hustle
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Best (c) next week?

    A. Lukaku (West Ham away)
    B. Pelle (Sunderland away)
    C. Mane (Sunderland away)
    D. Vardy (Watford home)
    E. Sanchez (Spurs home)
    F. KDB (Villa away)

    Looking at Lukaku. West Ham are conceding.
    Watford seem solid, but its Vardy.

    Thoughts?

    Thanks.

    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      B or C i'm fancying atm

      1. EmreCan Hustle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Cheers. I'll have monitor both Sunderland and Soton today.

    2. Egg noodle
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Vardy without a shadow of a doubt

      1. EmreCan Hustle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Seems a no brainer. But this Watford defense is annoying.

        1. Bibelnissen
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          People benched their Leicester players because of the highly rated WBA defence aswell. Individually the players aren't that great, and Leicester should be able to break them down on current form IMO.

    3. NeverGunOwen
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Mane

      1. EmreCan Hustle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        My captain today. If he fails my rage will prevent this 😉

    4. Bibelnissen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Mahrez?

      1. EmreCan Hustle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Don't have him 🙁

      2. Jimbo123
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        This

    5. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I am on Lukaku. KDB (VC).

    6. RoryzonderR
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      F

  25. megatronaldinho
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    much as the fall of mourinho has me dancing in the street, watching ferguson suffering a similar fate wudda warmed the cockles soo much more

    1. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      He just left his mess for someone else to clean up.

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Are you serious?
        27 years as manager, wins the league & you think he left a mess - get real.

        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          *fail*
          wins the league in his final season.

          1. kalmoffit
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Bequeathed an aging side to his successor.

            1. Gnu
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 3 months ago

              🙁

        2. dcarlito
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Look I'm a united supporter and if you are, you should know he did leave a bit of a mess. Very luck with the RVP inspired title that time. Papered over all the cracks. Midfield was never sorted and should have been top of the list, among a few other issues. Moyes was out of his depth but he was starting 3 goals down.

          You can't look back with rose tinted glasses.

          1. Gnu
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Sorry, can not agree.
            That aging team with all it's problems won the league by 11 pts. Fergie had rebuilt that team time & time again.
            I find this argument laughable at best, sorry.

            1. dcarlito
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 3 months ago

              What argument? They won the league with an ageing squad. I agree. It actually backs up what I am saying. The squad needed freshening in particular areas, simple as. That squad was inherited and was even older then. Check my op, I said a "bit" and that's what I am alluding too.

              Fergie was brilliant and an absolute legend, but he can't be immune to criticism.

              1. Gnu
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                10 years, 3 months ago

                He's not or wasn't.
                Fair enough. I maybe didn't read your post accurately and maybe more lead by Kalmoffits original post which I just feel is clear Fergiebashing.
                My point was, Fergie had been here before & rebuilt - this time he retired.
                To call it 'leaving a mess' just seems a bit ott in that isolated context.

                1. dcarlito
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 15 Years
                  10 years, 3 months ago

                  That's ok Gnu, no worries.

                  We better not start talking about LVG and the undroppable Rooney problem and Martial playing on the left wing or I'll get really wound up 😉

                  1. Gnu
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    10 years, 3 months ago

                    Well I'm ok there as I'm not a United fan. 😆

                    1. dcarlito
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 15 Years
                      10 years, 3 months ago

                      Ahhh... Just Scotsman solidarity so, or trolling, or maybe both 🙂

                      1. Gnu
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 16 Years
                        10 years, 3 months ago

                        Probably just a case of defending one the truly great managers of the game.... with a bit of Scottish solidarity thrown in. 🙂

                      2. dcarlito
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 15 Years
                        10 years, 3 months ago

                        No harm in that!

    2. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      at least united played very good football under fergie, there is nothing to say about mourinho, nothing.

      1. megatronaldinho
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        that's true. i just have such an intense dislike of ferguson, and i don't even know why

  26. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Mourinho random excuse generator:

    http://dannypage.github.io/excuse.html

    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      😀

    2. La Roja
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      🙂

    3. Licky
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      😆

  27. Bibelnissen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Moreno average position this week :O

  28. Trigg ⭐️
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    SEAMUS

    1. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      STARTS

  29. Egg noodle
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Thank you Coleman WOOOOOOOOO

    1. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      😀

  30. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    #SAFC: Pantilimon, Yedlin, Jones, Brown, Coates, Cattermole (c), M'Vila, van Aanholt, Johnson, Fletcher, Defoe. #EVESUN

    #SAFC Subs: Larsson, Rodwell, Gomez, Lens, Graham, Watmore, Mannone. #EVESUN

    1. Rolls-Royce
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Lukaku penalty upcoming.

    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Pva oop?