are the entire Icelandic team still at the Bjork concert?

Am i mental in thinking the Arsenal Sunderland game is going to be disappointing ?

Here's a little warm up music to get you ready for the Seychelles press conference later tonight: http://youtu.be/58QOBqAWNzE 😀

‘Are you Serious?!?!’ Chenku screams, inches away from the face of Riazor.

Speckles of phlegm and spit now sparkling on Riazor’s face in the winter sunshine are soon covered by the bib he so childishly threw at Chenku now finding itself firmly planted back on the face of its owner.

‘Don’t question my authoritah!!!’ Donblaster mimicks in a perfect Cartman voice. All at once what seemed like a tense moment was broken as the group burst into laughter.

‘Seriously guys’, Chenku said, ‘I pick the team based on many factors, it’s just unlucky I’ve benched our best performing player 2 weeks in a row’. ‘Now back to work, Columbia will be no pushovers, we’ve a game to win!’

He then turns to the reporter, Gainful Granville, from the reputable website fantasyfootballscout in order to answer his questions ahead of the upcoming match.

‘So Chenku, how do you feel about….’ THUD as a stray ball plants itself firmly in the face of Gainful, stopping him in his tracks. Chenku looks on in amusement as another THUD follows as the unconscious body of the reporter bounces of the turf.

Oh well, Chenku thinks to himself, I hate interviews anyway, back to the boys. He turns away and faces his team surveying their intense practice. Pride fills him as he watches Oghash skin several of the hired professionals there to put them to their test in preparation. As Oghash seems to glide down the wing he leaves the latest player, the highly respected fullback in his wake and without even looking up pings an inch perfect ball with the outside of his foot into the box to be met by the head of DJDave1979 as he plants the ball firmly into the top corner past the out reaching hand of Cech, another of the highly paid pros there to help them train.

Subconsciously he licks his lips, wow, he thinks, this team is getting better and better as the days progress. We have to qualify, and dare he even think it, but maybe even go on and win the whole thing. He is then distracted by some groaning behind him as the dazed reporter starts to regain his faculties. Chenku stretches out a muscled arm, ‘Sorry my friend, these things happen’ he says whilst sheepishly smiling.

Granville brushes the grass and mud of his now crumpled suit and looks at his notebook. ‘Are you afraid?’ he states matter of factly to Chenku. ‘Que?’ Chenku says, not understanding the meaning of the question, ‘Why would I be afraid, what of?

‘Well’, Granville says, now fully recovered, ‘many see your team as lacking the ruthlessness that is always evident in any true champions’. Chenku just glares at him, howeer the reporter refuses to let this phase him. ‘Let me reword it. You are world renowned for being fair and nice to all of your opponents, deserving or otherwise. Don’t you think ultimately this will be your undoing?’

‘Listen, your little s**t’ Chenku growls, ‘Don’t mistake my manners for softness. I give all people, inside and outside of the game the respect they deserve. Make no mistake we’re at war and we won’t stop fighting until we’re lifting that cup and becoming the legends that I already know we are’. ‘Don’t forget where we came from’ he continues, ‘We were rejected by all other nations, no one wanted us in their teams. We were formed at the last minute just to fill the numbers, now look at us, people quake when they hear they’re facing us.’

‘Well what about your opponents this weekend’ Granville says, ‘They have already’ Chenku outstretches the arm that minutes before had been there offering help to the reporter to silence him and stop him in his tracks.

‘I know what they said’, Chenku states, they think that simply by turning up they’ll beat us, that we are nobody compared to them. Well let me tell you this, Az, Ayew Serious and the rest of their team we are ready and we will beat them. Don’t mistake our mannerisms for weakness.’

‘They’ll be the ones who will be so well beaten they’ll be afraid to turn the light out at night once they’ve played us’ ‘Now go away little man, we have a game to prepare for.’

lol @ Argentina

Russia on
2 x -4 and 2 x -8

This may be first time I have ever started a game without being behind already

Did I make it?

Not that important anyways as I benched our 6th player, but I don't want that bad aura of laziness hanging over us with the yellow background on the spreadsheet. 😛

Just found out viperstripes is on holiday in Iceland

SCOTLAND PRESSER

hi
Yada yada yada, blah blah, something about English
Blah blah..... Etc. smart comment about San Marino , laughs
Blah blah yada yada mention USA record, hints at next weeks song.
Glug Glug Glug
Couple of swear words
Blah blah zzzzzzzzzzz

May have forgotten to submit.....again.

Are we through already?

I'M SORRY, I MSY HSVR F*CKED UP

If anyone wants to check it out. The subs should now be correct on the score spreadsheet

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kU-F2EmopAVZ2vh3hLSuLhqxdY9IMQ6q4Pz3WDIKn5c/edit#gid=1373959244&vpid=A34

Whilst all eyes will be on Australia vs New Zealand, we are quite looking forward to Thailand vs Singapore... Winner could go top of the table.

The story so far: http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2015/11/27/fiffsa-5-a-side-world-cup-qualifying-week-2/?hc_page=2#hc_comment_11949822

With Balders still recovering from his injuries and Badger missing, the Seychelles had found it hard to concentrate on the game against Egypt. At half time we held a team huddle and Blue Lion spoke eloquently, concluding: “You’re hurting, I get it, but it’s just another 45 minutes and we’ve got to give it more, no?” We nodded and a chant rose from the huddle, quietly at first but rising to a crescendo: more no, More no, Moreno, Moreno, MORENO!”

The chant was picked up by the home fans and to chants of “Moreno, Moreno” we blew the opposition away in the second half. But victory barely registered for the Seychelles players. As soon as the game was over we resumed our hunt for Badger.

“If Badger has gone in a speedboat there’s no way we will catch him now,” said Blue Lion.

“But we might by air,” I said. “Jawain, can we borrow your plane?”

The President of the Seychelles shook his head.

“Sorry, but it went in for servicing after our flight back from the Ivory Coast.”

“What about the military, surely they could lend you an aircraft,” said Cheeseoid.

“We are a peace loving nation, we have no military,” said Jawain.

Silence descended on the group for a minute before Jawain spoke again.

“Top Fun!” he said. “Of course.”

“Top Fun? What’s that?” asked Balders.

“It’s the elite clown flying academy, based here in the Seychelles. The best of the best from under the big top come to Top Fun to try to earn a place in the Flying Circus.”

We jumped on the pitch-side golf cart and put the pedal to the metal. As we approached the Top Fun base, Blue Lion finally got the golf cart radio to work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTJmXrgsFg

On the tarmac of the air base there were three planes painted in bright primary colours, like someone had digested the Seychelles flag and regurgitated it over the aircraft.

The longer we waited, the further away Badger was potentially getting so we limited the training in the funny looking two-seater aircraft to a cursory look at the controls and a practice take-off and landing. When we returned, we decided on the most important detail of all: Call signs.

I became “Maverick” because of my early season transfer strategy and I was flying with Cheese “Cheese” Cheeseoid. Balders was “Hollywood” because he is in everything and he was partnered by Blue “Wolfman” Lion because a cat being a dog is funny. The presidential advisors were reluctant for the “Iceman” Jawain to join us, but he wouldn’t accept that so as a compromise we agreed he would man the Alert 5 aircraft that would provide back-up if we got into trouble.

“I feel the need, the need for speed!” I shouted with Cheese as we walked out to the planes and he gave me a high and low five. We jumped in the cockpits and took to the skies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58QOBqAWNzE

We had been flying for nearly two hours and were soon going to have to turn for home when we spotted a small boat drifting off the coast of Somalia.

“I’m going in for a closer look,” said Hollywood.

His clown plane dived down, making whoopy cushion sounds as it descended.

“Maverick, I have a visual on the boat,” said Hollywood. “Badger is on board.”

I radioed our co-ordinates back to base so they could launch a rescue helicopter. I was so delighted at the news, I also accidentally tooted the clown plane horn. But our joy was short-lived.

“Hollywood, Mav, this is Iceman. Control have spotted two unknown aircraft heading your way.”

“Roger, that Iceman.”

“I see them,” said Hollywood. ‘I have the lead.”

“I’ll cover you.”

“They look Djiboutian. They’re Given To Flyers I hear.”

“Iceman, do we have permission to fire our glitter cannons?”

“Do not fire until fired upon.”

“They’re engaging us.”

Hollywood pulled a split-S and I followed to bring us in behind the lead aircraft.

“You’re looking good Hollywood, I’m going after the other guy.”

“Don’t leave him Mav,” said Cheese from behind me.

“Hollywood’s fine. I want to see who these jokers are.”

The second Djibouti aircraft was coming around on my tail.

“I’ll pull the brake and he’ll fly right by,” I told Cheese.

The brake handle came away in my hand. “Bloomin’ clown plane. Let’s see if we can have a little fun with him.”

I manoeuvered my plane over the top and flipped it so we were flying canopy to canopy. Cheese took a Polaroid picture with his camera phone and uploaded it to Instagram.

“It’s Chinu,” Cheese said. “What is the Djibouti five-a-side team doing out here?”

Chinu, turned away and headed for home.

“Bugging out and going home!”

Cheese and I cheered. At that moment, the missile alarm sounded.

“Watch out,” screamed Hollywood into the microphone. “He got away from me and he’s on your tail.”

I jinked and the missile missed. I rejoined formation behind Hollywood.

“Hollywood has the lead.”

He cut right in front of me.

“Watch out Mav, we’re in his jet wash.”

More alarms went off in the cockpit and I lost control of the aircraft.

“Mayday, mayday, Mav’s in trouble, he’s in a flat spin” shouted Blue Lion over the radio. “Launch the Alert 5 aircraft.”

“Eject, eject, eject.”

I pulled the ejection handle. The door fell off. Then I blacked out.

I woke to the sound of gentle Spanish guitar music and low light filtering through the windows cut into the stone walls. A quick self-examination told me I was OK. I had lost a Sanchez, but I could cope with that.

Jawain walked in.

“We recovered Badger,” he said. “He’s fit and raring to play, but we haven’t been able to learn what happened to him. He just cradles Wilson and grunts ‘we play’ repeatedly.”

“That’s great,” I replied. “How’s Cheese?”

Jawain paused and I could sense the world around me being to crumble like a Wensleydale as Balders and Blue Lion walked in with sombre faces.

“After the door fell off, you dropped out of the aircraft just before it hit the sea,” said Balders. “But Cheese didn’t escape. The plane hit the sea, bounced up and hit the beach. He took two hits!”

“I’ve sent agents to Somalia to try to find him, but all we have found so far are these dog tags,” said Jawain as he handed the tags over to me.

“In the meantime, we have to play Djibouti,” said Blue Lion.

I felt a flash of anger rise inside me, then I smiled as I remembered Chinu running away when Cheese took the photo. I hung the dog tags around my neck.

“Badger’s right,” I said. “We play! And we play to win!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmfd9etbXGE

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Jamaica is on -12.

You lot?

My captain for this week is Kane, good shout?

TEAM GERMANY PRESS CONFERENCE...

NO COMMENT!

Aguero to Kane for a hit? Other FW is Vardy and Lukaku.

Have Albrighton on bench.

Organisers. Just to check, the spreadsheet shows Jonty is on the Wales bench and it should say Evs as he's our 6th player.

This is true 🙂

________________North Korea v Malaysia__________________

All team members are reminded that a loss on home soil will have serious consequences.

We have been the most courteous of hosts and have given the Malaysians great hospitality on Scabies Island and deny any reports to the contrary.

I would not like to be our worst player this week on a losing side.

End.

Maybe San Marino will live up to their pre-tournament favourites tag if they rename themselves

San MORENO

Where can I find the team line up for GW15?

Team Iran are looking as fit as I have seen them in a long time.
My athritis is easing, Shipstontrev & Hunter S Thompson have both recovered from their recent attacks of gout, Somalion & our leader 4Vets do have a spot of their recurring hangover ailments but will fine. Holy See's exploding diarrhoea might see him benched - hopefully in full sight of their goalie.
Go Iran. 🙂

Ah, forgot the deadline and benched TLK auto, who is the only one with a decent XI this week. Ah, feck.

Guess it will still be enough to bring down the Juhuuuuu team... Probably. 😛

Hup Holland. 😀

Having looked at the two teams Columbia have a 12 point head start so odds favour a win for them. I feel it will be a high scoring match that either team could take. Good luck to Uruguay and Columbia!

Let battle commence!

Leading by 12 before a ball is kicked 🙂

have week 15 been updated for all groups?
still showing last week in uefa groups